Divided is king, combined is unparalleled

"Oh, my mother." When Li Zhi opened Yu Chengze's house with a bunch of takeaways, his jaw almost dropped from fright.

All the curtains in the room were drawn, and there were either empty wine bottles or takeaway boxes on the ground. Li Zhi felt like a little swan, twirling on tiptoes to find a place to stay and walk forward.Yu Chengze was paralyzed on the sofa, holding a beer can in his hand.

The most terrible thing is that "Ten Years of Love" is playing on the LCD screen in the living room, and the handsome Yu Da, who is usually cool in their house, is watching the TV with a red face and giggling.

Li Zhi frowned and pushed the garbage on the table aside, put the takeaway on top, took the can from Yu Chengze's hand and put it on the table.He raised his hand and pinched his nose, the smell of alcohol in the room made him uncomfortable.Is this still his Young Master Yu who lives an extremely regular and healthy life, and even has a little cleanliness?

"Brother, can you be sober?" Li Zhi pushed Yu Chengze.

Who knew that Yu Chengze ignored him at all, and never took his eyes off Gu Yizhou's face on the TV screen.

Li Zhi sighed, got up and opened the curtains with a "crash", the bright and dazzling sunlight shone into the room and sprinkled on Yu Chengze's face.He frowned, raised his hand to block it with the back of his hand, and remained unmoved.

"Damn." Li Zhi shook his head, rummaged through a pile of things, finally found the remote control, and turned off the TV for him.

Now Yu Chengze finally reacted, sat up straight and yelled at him: "Why did you turn it off for me? Open it!"

Li Zhi hated that iron cannot be made into steel, so he walked up to Yu Chengze and said earnestly, "Would it be useful for you to watch this crap TV series? Can he still jump out of it and hug you? Fuck? Do you think Gu Yizhou is a snail boy?"

He has been brothers with Yu Chengze for more than 20 years, and they ran and played together with their bare buttocks spanked. He has never seen Yu Chengze like this, never.Originally, he thought that Gu Yizhou's appearance was a good thing. At least it made Yu Chengze learn to love and be loved, and he gained some popularity. He was happy for them from the bottom of his heart, and was willing to contribute to their love.

He never expected that Yu Chengze got so deep that Gu Yizhou shook his hands and left, leaving their little Yu unable to get out by himself.

Yu Chengze lowered his head and didn't speak. He grabbed a handful of hair irritably, raised his hand to take the beer and gurgled it down his stomach.

Seeing him like this, Li Zhi became more and more angry, and reached out his hand to snatch it from him, spilling beer all over the two of them.

"What are you doing?" Yu Chengze raised his hand to wipe his chin, and stared at Li Zhi.

"What am I doing? I'm not doing it!" Li Zhi felt his liver ache from anger, and he walked back and forth in front of Yu Chengze with his arms on his back, "I want to ask you what you want to do? Why? Do you want to drink away your worries? Do you know that it’s more worrying to raise a glass to relieve your sorrow? Do you have to pull out the poems of my idol, Mr. Li Taibai? If you are unhappy, go and beat Gu Yizhou. Don’t think you have a drink here The cat can feel comfortable peeing!"

After being scolded by Li Zhi, Yu Chengze didn't react much, and smiled and said, "Just you? Mr. Li Taibai? I think he won't be able to cover the coffin for a while."

"Don't be poor with me." Li Zhi sat next to Yu Chengze and said, "Chengze, I, Li Zhi, have never seen you so depressed since I was a grown-up. I blame that bastard. If you say a word, I'll give it to him." Damn it. Then let him run over crying and call your father."

The kindness to Gu Yizhou before was based on the fact that they were a couple and that Gu Yizhou was kind to Yu Chengze.Without this relationship, he, Gu Yizhou, is nothing in front of Li Zhi.Not to mention that now that his brother has been turned into this inhuman and ghostly appearance, he feels that this matter will not be finished without a lesson.

Hearing this, Yu Chengze finally reacted a bit, sat up straight and pressed Li Zhi's shoulder and said, "Don't go looking for Gu Yizhou's affairs, if you dare to move a finger of him, I will never end with you."

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts! Can you let go first!" Li Zhi bared his teeth after being pinched by Yu Chengze, and yelled while holding his shoulder.

Yu Chengze didn't care if he was in pain or not, so he tried harder: "Do you remember?"

"Okay, remember! I won't move him, can't I not move him?" Li Zhikuang nodded in agreement, and Yu Chengze let go.

"Fuck. Why didn't I realize that you value sex and despise friends before???" Li Zhi rubbed his shoulders and complained.

Seeing that Yu Chengze didn't speak, Li Zhi sighed and stood up and pulled him up: "You, go take a shower and change clothes, I'll clean up the house for you, we can go out tonight and have a good time. Who cares about Gu Yizhou, Li Yizhou's. The most important thing is to live comfortably first."

After pushing Yu Chengze into the bathroom, Li Zhi sighed resignedly and began to clean up the house, as diligent as a snail girl.He conveniently threw a few photos of Gu Yizhou along the trash, out of sight and out of mind.

As a veteran in the love scene, Li Zhi has not lost many love affairs. He thinks that there is a saying that is true, time and new love are the best medicine to cure broken love.

Time, there is no rush.

Xinhuan, why don't you go out and get in touch with other people?

Taking advantage of the time when Yu Chengze was blowing his hair, Li Zhi unfollowed Gu Yizhou on Weibo, and was deeply frustrated that he couldn't beat someone up, so he posted another Weibo.

[Brother Zhi 1.9 meters per day: I will make a fish ball that focuses on myself in the future.Calling for me, brother Ze, day and night. 】

The accompanying picture is the back view of Yu Chengze wrapped in a bathrobe, which is very sexy and seductive.Sure enough, teasing fans is Li Zhi's specialty. These days, Xiao Hei and Xiao Lu basically treat Li Zhi as Yu Chengze's manager.

what's the situation?Isn't Li Zhi our cp fan? ?Why did you suddenly cancel Gu Yizhou for making fish balls?

As soon as this Weibo was posted, cp fans panicked, and immediately felt that something was wrong, and they all commented or privately messaged Li Zhi to ask about the situation.

The fish balls are all overjoyed, and finally this active brother of his own idol who looks like a high imitation account will no longer be a CP fan!They all replied below that it would be good to turn around, and Brother Ze is so handsome!

Xiaolu, who also saw Weibo, really wanted to care about the boss, but she was too timid to make trouble, so she sent a WeChat message to Li Zhi.

Xiaolu: Brother Zhi, why did you contact Teacher Gu?

When the WeChat message was received, Li Zhi was leaning against the wall to fix Yu Chengze's hairstyle, chattering endlessly.Yu Chengze closed his eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him, letting him act like a monster on his head.

Li Zhi glanced at WeChat, and replied without even thinking: Fuck you teacher Gu.

It's over, it's over, I can't eat sugar in the future, something happened, something happened!

Gu Yizhou, who was resting against the wall drinking water, also saw this Weibo, Li Zhi posted such a big fuss probably because Yu Chengze was in a bad state, right?

Gu Yizhou thought for a while, raised his hand and took off the hairband on his head, shook his head to shake the sweat from his hair, opened WeChat and decided to shamelessly ask Li Zhi what happened to Yu Chengze.

Z. : ... Is Yu Chengze okay?

As a result, a red exclamation mark is displayed in front of the small green bar.

[Universal Cool Brother has turned on friend verification, you are not his (her) friend yet.Please send a friend verification request first, and the other party can only chat after the verification is passed.Send to a friend for verification]

Delete him... Gu Yizhou turned off the phone and smiled.That's right, with Li Zhi and Yu Chengze having such a good relationship, if he doesn't come to beat him up, it should be the result of Yu Chengze's obstruction. Isn't it normal to cancel him and delete friends?

Yu Chengze has such a strong brother, he should be at ease.

Gu Yizhou put on his hairband again, got up and turned on the music to continue dancing.

"Chengze, don't sit here and drink alone again, you are the protagonist today, and I brought you to high."

Li Zhi took Yu Chengze to find a very private entertainment place, and ordered a bunch of high-quality wine companions, just to heat up the place and make Yu Chengze happy.As a result, as soon as this person came in, he sat in a corner drinking alone, and no one dared to approach him with his face smelly.

Yu Chengze frowned, and pushed Li Zhi's arm away from his shoulder.He understood Li Zhi's kindness, but he didn't like to play in this kind of place even when he was in a good mood, let alone when he was in a bad mood just after falling out of love.He didn't pat his butt and leave, he was doing Li Zhi a lot of face.

"It's too boring. I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'll be back later." Yu Chengze said, standing up.

As a result, Li Zhi grabbed his arm and asked loudly with a confused face: "What are you doing?!"

Yu Chengze was helpless, probably because the music in the room was too loud, so he leaned into Li Zhi's ear and shouted loudly: "I say! I'm going to the bathroom! I'll be back in a while!"

Only then did Li Zhi hear clearly, he let go of Yu Chengze with a sigh of relief and said, "Go, go!"

Yu Chengze opened the door of the box and walked out, only to feel that his ears were clean.After turning on the tap and washing his face, he stared in the mirror in a daze.

"Yo, what's the matter? Are you fascinated by yourself in the mirror?"

Hearing someone talking next to him, Yu Chengze came back to his senses, turned his head and saw Duan Chongzheng standing beside him like a dog.

"Teacher Duan?" Yu Chengze was surprised.

Duan Chong raised his eyebrows: "What? I haven't seen me for a few days, and I've reached a new level of handsomeness, making you unrecognizable?"

When it comes to shamelessness and narcissism, he obeys Duan Chong.

Yu Chengze could only nod his head: "Handsome, handsome and handsome."

Duan Chong whistled in satisfaction: "I have vision."

"..." Yu Chengze was silent, not knowing what to say.

"I heard that you are broken in love?" Duan Chong said.

Yu Chengze almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, why is this movie king so old and so bad at chatting?What does it mean that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted?

"Well, I'm broken in love." Yu Chengze replied angrily.

"This bathroom is not a place to talk, let's go, let's chat in my car." Duan Chongdao.

Who wants to talk to you? ? ?What are you talking about? ?Do you want to talk about my lovelorn daily life?

Yu Chengze shook his head: "Teacher Duan, what is there to talk about when I'm broken in love?"

"Oh, let's talk if I want to talk. Can I talk to you about a new play?" Duan Chong couldn't refuse.

Yu Chengze still didn't want to go: "I'm not in the mood to work right now."

Duan Chong couldn't help but put his arms around Yu Chengze's shoulders and led him out. In fact, Duan Chong was a little shorter than Yu Chengze by two or three centimeters, but he still didn't feel any discomfort: "Young people can't indulge in affection! "

Yu Chengze had no choice but to follow him.