Mystery does not change nonsense [comprehensive comics]

It's the mating season again, and the birds outside the window are chirping non-stop early in the morning, and occasionally there are dogs barking and people complaining.Ito Genkai turned over and covered his ears with the quilt, but he still couldn't block the noisy voices.

Until a ray of sunlight hit his eyelids, Genko Ito, who could no longer sleep, stood up abruptly. Although he realized that he could not fall asleep, his body still wanted to rest. He got off the bed with half-closed eyes, and he lifted softly. He lifted his feet and took a step forward, the soles of his feet sank into a piece of softness.

Um?When was the carpet thrown at home?very comfortable~

Thinking this way, Ito Xuanke took another step, followed by a scream, which made him jump up on the spot, and when he landed, there was another scream, just jumping and jumping, screaming and reaching the door, And that scream turned into a hum.

Ito Xuanke: I probably have hallucinations again, why is there someone else in my room——

After leaving the bedroom, he habitually opened the door on the right, only to find that there was no door on the right.Genko Ito was a little puzzled, but his physical urgency made him ignore this question and open all the doors he saw.

Fortunately, when he couldn't hold it back anymore and was about to release it on the spot—he was the one who cleaned it anyway, although it was extremely dirty—he finally saw the toilet, which seemed to be glowing, and tears filled his eyes.

Dazedly trying to take off his pants, but found that no matter how much he pulled them down, he couldn't get them off. Ito Genkai lowered his head and glanced at his clothes——

Ah, one-piece pajamas!

Genko Ito pulled the zipper and swung it a few times, the pajamas were completely detached from his body, and he released his instinct with a relaxed expression.

After solving the physical problem, Ito Xuanke gradually woke up. Seeing that he was fat all over his body, he quickly picked up his pajamas, and he was only halfway through when he saw the toilet tank was opened, and a lifting platform came out of it. After coming out, Li Baoen sat there leisurely, and there was a table in front of him, which was filled with delicate snacks.

Li Baoen glanced at Ito Genko, who was half naked, and commented, "Ito, you have exhibitionism, and you have a good figure."

"..." Ito Xuankai quickly put on his clothes, looked at the environment he was in, and then looked at the coffee in Li Baoen's hand, and said expressionlessly, "Li Baoen, you are drinking coffee in the toilet... ...the hobbies are also quite special."

After speaking, he hurriedly opened the door and slipped away.

Li Baoen: Oh, okay.

He clicked his tongue, took out his mobile phone, and said to the other end of the line, "The base in the toilet has been dismantled, and—"

"I'll give you an assignment to Santuchuan."

Genko Ito didn't know that his ridicule caused a person to go to Sanzukawa in the next instant. He returned to Sawada Tsunayoshi's room in a very good mood. As soon as he entered the room, he saw Sawada Tsunayoshi lying on the ground half dead, with hair Messy, wrinkled clothes, expression like a rag doll——

It feels like the body is being hollowed out.

"Ito-kun..." Tsunayoshi Sawada stared blankly at Genko Ito, stretched out trembling hands in his direction, and slowly spit out a few words.

Genko Ito wiped away tears that did not exist, walked quickly to Sawada Tsunayoshi and sat down cross-legged, grabbed his hand, and said with a sad face, "Sawada-kun, you go, what else can I tell you?" For Nana's mother, you..."

Saying that, he turned his face away, couldn't bear to look at Sawada Tsunayoshi's face, and said seriously, "Tell me!"

"..." Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes widened suddenly, his face flushed red.

"Sawada-kun, tell me quickly, don't go to Sanzugawa before you finish talking like in the TV series." Ito Genko suddenly turned his face, put down Sawada Tsunayoshi's hand, and gave Sawada Tsunayoshi one finger at a time List a few must-have points for a will.

"Such as where pocket money is hidden, bank card password, etc., this must be said~ Well... the bank card password can be skipped, Sawada-kun should not have a bank card yet, then Private money! Sawada-kun knows how to hide pocket money at first sight!"

"Oh, yes! The most important thing is, if you have any regrets or little secrets, Sawada-kun, let me have a good time... Ah no, I can pass it on to Nana's mother to make up for your regrets! That's it! "

Genko Ito nodded heavily, and said expectantly, "Sawada-kun, tell me~"

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't bear it anymore, and roared angrily, "Ito Genko, you just stepped on me several times, I just want to say this, how did you make up so much, please apologize to me first!"

"Sorry!" Sawada Papa!

Genko Ito: Rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry. The ancients were sincere and did not deceive themselves.

When Tsunayoshi Sawada heard Genka Ito's apology, his expression turned from stormy to sunny. He yawned and crawled onto the bed silently, "I'll go back to sleep."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Successfully regained my bed!

"Stupid wake up."

Before he could close his eyes, Li Baoen appeared from nowhere, held up the big hammer that Leon had transformed into, and smashed it down fiercely.

A golden star appeared in front of Sawada Tsunayoshi, his expression suddenly became terrified, and he hurriedly shouted, "I know! I'm getting up!"

Satisfied, Bourne took back Leon, who had changed from a 100T small hammer to a 1000T big hammer, on the brim of his hat, and glanced at Genko Ito who was sitting on the ground with a half-smile. He ran away from the door and ran from the second floor to the first floor.

"Master?" The son of a bitch was sleepy, and he didn't know why he suddenly vacated.

"Let's go home~"

"Ok!"

Ito Genko originally wanted to run home in one breath, even in one-piece pajamas, he wanted to go home as soon as possible-oh I almost forgot that he recently lived in Vulcan Taiga's house!

Passing the restaurant on the way, a smell of food came into his nose, and when he woke up, he was already sitting safely at the dining table.

Nana Sawada was serving porridge for him and even fried poached eggs for him. Nana Sawada also looked at the eggs in the pan with surprise on her face, "Ahh, Xuanji sauce is really lucky, this egg has double yolks ~ You will be very lucky today!"

Ito Xuanke: Nana's mother marry me!

"Thank you!" Ito Xuankai was moved to tears.

Genko Ito was wearing a corgi one-piece pajamas, Bambi looked at her with the eyes of Bambi, and the pup beside him also looked at her like his master, Nana Sawada felt as if there was a tail shaking behind Genko Ito— - Although Corgi has no tail - the ears are constantly shaking.

An arrow was stabbed in her heart, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and she hugged the two of them, "Why are you so cute! You are so cute!"

Ito Xuanke: Even if Nana's mother praised me for being cute, I wouldn't be happy!

In the restaurant, the scene of "mother loving and filial piety" is staged, while the scene of "horror" is staged on the stairs.I saw Sawada Tsunayoshi stumbled with his left foot and fell down the stairs with a grunt. Like taking a direct elevator, he fell directly in front of the restaurant.

"Ah, Ah Gang is always so careless, does it hurt?"

"Mom! I'm going to be late for school, so I won't have breakfast!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi rushed out the door in a hurry, followed closely by Li Baoen.Ito Genko, who watched all this, finished his breakfast slowly, guessing that Li Baoen would stay in school all day, and happily prepared to go out——

I'm running away! ! !

"Is Xuanji-chan going out?" Sawada Nana said with a piece of paper in her hand and a cloth bag, "Then can I trouble Xuanji-chan to help mom go to the department store to buy something? Rambo-chan seems to be injured. Mom has to take care of him, but I can’t afford to buy necessities~”

"...No trouble, I just want to go out, so I will ask Nana's mother to take care of the bastard." Ito Xuanke accepted the paper and cloth bag resignedly, and went out with a serious face.

As soon as he went out, Ito Xuanji's face collapsed, Mom Nana, you are a spy sent by Li Baoen!

As a road idiot, Genka Ito chose to toss a coin to choose the way forward for unfamiliar streets. The first time he ran to an uninhabited mountain, the second time he ran to the end of the road "under construction ahead".

The third time - and the last time, with the help of passers-by, I finally reached the bustling street.

Ito Xuanke: Come on~ know the way~ Anyway, there is a lot of time~

"Bang -" a sound.

Genko Ito collided with the oncoming person. The other person was very fragile and fell down when he hit it. He was crumbling and terribly thin.Genko Ito subconsciously caught the opponent, and when he saw the familiar pineapple head, his hand shook and he almost let go.

Taking a closer look, the other party also had a skull mask printed on it, but it wasn't that person, so he quickly hugged it tightly.

The girl murmured, and Genka Ito leaned closer to listen, "Master Mukuro..."

"kufufu~"

Ito Xuanke: Here comes the pervert.

Seeing that the girl in his arms rose suddenly and turned into a boy who was slightly taller than him, he immediately let go of his hand, allowing the boy to fall to the ground, and patted the ashes on his body in distaste, as if That gray is just like that boy.

Liudaokuo endured the pain of his butt falling into six petals, raised the corners of his mouth and said, "Meet you again~"

"..." Ito Xuanke was silent, took out the paper, and said slowly, "Insecticide, cockroach medicine, rat poison..."

"Which one do you like, Mr. Six Paths?"

Liu Dao Mu: Why do you despise me so much! ! !

"Don't take advantage of other girls, hurry back to your aquarium!"

"..." Liu Dao Mu, anyway, it is also the most difficult prison to escape.

"Tonight is the battle for Pengo Lie's Dakong Ring~"

Already in Dakong?No wonder Li Baoen asked him to go to Bingsheng Middle School tonight, he just wanted to be a logistics supporter, he really didn't want to go to the front line to be a combatant!

Ito Xuanke sighed, "It should be, but it doesn't have much to do with me. I'm just a small logistics, and I can't even join the medical.medical.team."

——As expected, he was a member of Vongola.

Liudao Haifeng's eyes narrowed slightly. Since the last time in Hei Yao Middle School, he briefly entered the spiritual realm of the person in front of him. At that time, he sighed that someone could connect to his spiritual realm. Looking at the other person's dull face, he couldn't help teasing him. one time.

Unexpectedly, it was someone who would bite, so before the other party made a move, he hurriedly cut off the connection.

Thinking about it now, probably only Pengo Lie can have such a person.

"Kulom will be taken care of by you, kufufu~"

As soon as the voice fell, a white mist flew away, and Kurom's figure appeared in the white mist. Ito Xuanzhe secretly scolded Liudaokuo for being unreliable, while saving the hero, "Are you awake? Can you stand alone?" okay?"

Kurom blinked, thinking of what Rokudoko said before—"Culom, that person is my important connection~"——Blushing, she came out of Ito Xuankai's arms and said in a low voice , "Ito-sama, I can."

"Don't use honorifics for me, I'm older than you, you can call me Brother Ito!"

"...Ito-sama!"

Ito Genko: Tsk.

It would be much more convenient to find the department store with Kurom, probably because of the existence of girls, the contents of the paper that Sawada Nana handed over to Ito Genko were quickly bought. After thinking about it, he still took Kurom Tom went back to Sawada's house together.

Nana Sawada welcomed Coulom very much.

After eating lunch together, Nana's mother was chatting with Coulom. Ito Genka felt that staying there was too embarrassing, so he ran upstairs and took a nap.

He was not a person who was used to taking a nap. He tossed and turned on the bed for a long time before he fell asleep in a daze. Before he fell asleep, he seemed to see cherry blossoms appearing in front of his eyes. Black and white——

Lu Sheng, I seem to be hallucinating.

This time, Ito Xuanke slept very peacefully, but when he woke up, he was kicked by Li Baoen. He looked at the cherry blossoms scattered on the bed with all his thoughts, "Did you climb a tree?"

"Ah? No? I don't know how to climb trees." Ito Xuanka touched the back of his kicked head, a little puzzled by Li Baoen's question.

"...There are no cherry blossom trees around here, and the cherry blossoms don't bloom during this season."

Ito Genko looked around, a bed of cherry blossom petals, with a confused face, why did he sleep and was surrounded by petals? ? ?

He subconsciously ignored the look before going to sleep, it was just like a hallucination.

"gone."

"Here, come, don't rush, I won't be on stage, I'm just a spectator~" Ito Xuankai picked up a bag of snacks, "Almost forgot to bring a small chair!"

"Shall I buy you some popcorn?"

"There's no need for popcorn, no hands to hold!"

Riboun: Indifferent.

That night, Genko Ito was tied to a cross by Li Baoen and watched a splendid "fireworks" contest.

Regarding the inhumane treatment he suffered, he turned on the barrage mode and explained the whole process. Before his mouth was gagged, he said loudly——

"That's the absolute breakthrough of the legendary zero-point breakthrough that is comparable to the Snow Maiden putting ice cubes——uh!!!"

Ito Genko: You can stop my mouth, but you can't stop my heart!

The author has something to say: Next day will be a big fat chapter!

More than 3k is fat! QQ

I was so sleepy recently that I took a nap and slept until night_(:з」∠)_

This is probably the true portrayal of raising meat in winter

Preview of the next chapter——

Flowers in the mirror and moon in the water, Lu Sheng, are you here?

Come and eat hot pot!