Mystery does not change nonsense [comprehensive comics]

It was late at night, and Hei Zizhe returned home after spending dozens of hamburgers with Vulcan Dawo in M ​​Ji—he mainly dealt with milkshakes.Although milkshakes are delicious, eating too much will inevitably cause stomach upset. Hei Zizhe is also expressionless, but he is very anxious inside.

Heizi Tetsuya: Yabai can't help memorizing—

Quicken your pace, open the door quickly, drop your backpack on the floor, and head straight to the bathroom, freeing yourself from the emergency and letting something go back to nature.Hei Zizhe also felt comfortable from the inside out, the smoothness in his stomach made him close his eyes slightly——

"Heizi, are you asleep?"

Hei Zizhe was so frightened by the sudden sound that he opened his eyes, a head hung upside down behind him, and he saw that head rolling forward and a person standing in front of him.

The man looked at him from side to side, smacking his lips from time to time, and his eyes were full of disbelief, as if to say, "Wow, you are so hot, sunspot, you actually fell asleep while sitting on the toilet".

"Why is it so stinky?" Ito Xuankai moved his nose, and a very "charming" smell came to his nostrils.

"go out."

Kuroko Tetsuya's gaze was very calm, but Genko Ito was unconsciously obedient. He nodded obediently and walked out, stammering, "Oh, oh."

Ito Xuanke nestled on the sofa in the living room with a sad face, poked the side beside him and sat obediently on the foot of the sofa, holding a big stick. Great Yingcao, and asked, "Mr. Cao, Dad is sad, Dad seems to be beaten People abandoned me, Heizi used to love me very much, but now he actually yells at me! Dad is wronged."

Even though he didn't speak loudly at him, he knew that Hei Zizhe definitely wanted to yell at him!

Don't ask why, it's intuition!There is no reason for intuition!

Yingcao: mentally handicapped father.

Yingcao rolled her eyes without showing any signs, and shook the big stick in her hand. "Bang, do you want me to milk you?"

"Abba wants you to hate him!" Ito Xuanke suddenly became energetic, changed his previous resentment, and looked at Yingcao expectantly.

"I think..." I want to hate you even more now, Yingcao tried her best to hold back the desire to hate Ito Genko in her heart, and said with a fake smile, "Dad, just sit on the sofa and be as quiet as a chicken gone."

Ito Xuanke wanted to say something more when he saw Yingcao suddenly holding up the big stick. Stick, lowered his head slightly, and said in a cold tone, "Father, do you want to experience the feeling of only one drop of blood left? My big stick. I'm so hungry and thirsty that I missed you, hehehe."

Ito Xuanke: Give me back my gentle and lovely Miss Yingcao!

Doing a good job of psychological training, Hei Zizhe also came out of the toilet, and saw Ito Genkai sitting on the foot of the sofa, looking pitiful.

Did he go too far, he thought to himself?In that case, Ito Genkai was lucky not to be beaten into another person.

But recalling what happened just now, Hei Zizhe suddenly felt that he was not too much.

Ignoring a big living person on the sofa, Hei Zizhe also picked up his schoolbag, put his shoes in the shoe cabinet, and made his own hot dinner slowly. He only drank milkshakes at M Ji, and didn't eat any staple food.He looked at the time on the clock, maybe this supper could be regarded as supper.

Ito Genko looked at Kuroko Tetsuya aggrievedly, but the other party ignored him.Having just received a critical attack from Yingcao, and now being ignored by Heizi Tetsuya, Ito Genko became even more melancholy, and he said, "You... are both good and bad~"

Hei Zizhe also took a bite of the chicken leg.

"Heizi, I was almost sold out today, and I managed to escape back. I am exhausted and hungry." As if confirming the words of Ito Xuanka, his stomach also happened to groan, and he patted his stomach I showed my belly to Kuroko Tetsuya.

"Look, my stomach is growling so loudly!"

"Oh." Indifferent.

Ito Xuanke: I am that little white poplar, no one cares in the wind or rain.

A bowl of chicken porridge was placed in front of Ito Xuanke, and the chicken on it was covered with a thick layer.He looked up at Heizi Tetsuya who still had a calm face, his lips trembled slightly, and his hands rested tremblingly on Heizi Tetsuya's arm, "Heizi..."

"Ok?"

"Please take care of me!"

"...Go to hell." Hei Zizhe also tore off Ito Xuanko's hand, and returned to the dining table without looking back.

"Ouch~" Ito Xuanke leaned forward shamelessly, and said with a playful smile, "Don't be arrogant, being arrogant doesn't fit your personality, your personality is facial paralysis~"

Hei Zizhe also glanced at Ito Xuanke, and Ito Xuanke suddenly became serious. He sighed heavily, put the porridge on the table, and said while eating, "I can't go home recently. What I said was being betrayed. Really, look at the clothes I'm wearing now!"

Hei Zizhe also said casually, "The shirt looks very high-end, and the pants fit well, but there is a belt missing. If you run on the ground without socks, you may get sick."

Ito Xuanke: I don't quite understand your mother's thinking.

"To be honest, you should be more careful recently." Ito Xuanke looked at Kuroko Tetsuya solemnly, his eyes were full of seriousness, "I ran back after trekking through mountains and rivers (Yuki Mai took you to fly), and I wanted to go home to pack some luggage and prepare to run Take refuge abroad and find we are surrounded!"

"I'm afraid that I'll be beaten into a sieve when I get home, so I'll run to you!"

"As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place!"

Genko Ito looked proud, cheering for himself for coming up with such a great idea, like a corgi wagging its tail, expecting praise from Tetsuya Kuroko.

"You want to stay with me?" Hei Zizhe also changed the subject abruptly.

"..." Ito Xuanke turned his face away for a second and said "Cut—" and then turned his face with a smile on his face the next second, "By the way, take my family with eighteen people!"

"Ito-kun, how about I recommend you a better hiding place?"

"……you say."

"Mr. Vulcan lives alone, and the house is very big. A family of thirty can fit into it, but it is crowded." Hei Zizhe also counted the advantages of our family little by little, "And Mr. Vulcan's cooking skills Very good, if I can only provide porridge every day in my house, Ito-kun can only add meals for himself."

"Vulcan-jun's housekeeping is great, so Vulcan-jun can help you with laundry, drying and sewing! Vulcan-jun needs to exercise in the morning, so he also comes with a wake-up call service. If you have cubs to raise, he will help you. I can even help you feed your grandma!"

The last point is very important!

"Let's go!"

Kagami Taiga, who had already fallen asleep, was awakened by the rapid sound of the doorbell. Kagami Taiga got up from the bed irritably, opened the door, and saw Genko Ito with his arms wide open, and shouted, "surprise— —!!!”

"What's the noise at night!" This is the roar from the neighbor.

Genko Ito shrank his shoulders, and entered the room under the signal of Kagami Taiga.Hei Zizhe also nodded to Vulcan Dawo, but he stayed at the entrance without moving. Vulcan Dawo scratched the back of his head strangely, and asked with a yawn, "Heizi, won't you come in?"

Hei Zizhe also glanced at Ito Xuankai, and after seeing him nodding, Hei Zizhe said lightly, "My feet are a little numb, take it easy."

"Oh oh oh." Vulcan Tai I still nodded in confusion. The moment he closed the door, he suddenly felt that his house was a bit crowded, more vividly speaking, it was full of people, but apart from him, only Ito Gen Ginger and Heizi Tetsuya, the rest of the place is very empty——

Too sleepy so delusional?

Huo Shenda I sat on the sofa, stretched my waist, my body stiffened suddenly, and looked at my right hand in fear. He just felt that he had hit something when he stretched his waist, but it looked like nothing but air. Air.

Huo Shenda, I swallowed my saliva, and said, "Ahem, I seem to have hit something just now... Is it an illusion hahahahahahahahahaha..."

"It's not an illusion, Lord Vulcan. You hit the head of the head, and now his head has rolled under the sofa!"

Vulcan Taime: Huh huh huh——qaq