Mystery does not change nonsense [comprehensive comics]

In a lovelove anime forum, there was such a post——

Topic: I was drunk and forced to kiss the big brother I just made last night, the big brother seems to be crying!Now I don't know how to face the big brother, I am so embarrassed, please help! [4]

0l: Metaphysics changed my life

I drank a glass of wine last night, and then I got drunk after drinking. After drinking, I will lock the person closest to me firmly until that person can't move, and then force kiss, or gnaw?

This is what the host heard from his childhood sweetheart when he woke up the next day.I heard that the big brother burst into tears in the end, and Yabai dared not contact him at all! ! !

Help!Help!Help!

1l: ssr I want the combination of Gouzi Guguji and gay guys, in fact, all ssr's are needed

Smoked pain landlord ha ha ha.

2l: The upstairs is too greedy, but I want it too.

This stalk is too bad... Post it.

3l: Hey, the god who wants a small house

Hello~ This is the fast, cheap and reassuring expatriate God Yato~ If you need it, you can call~ Absolutely answer and solve the problem in seconds!

4l: only salted fish will never leave by my side

Does the landlord want to be rescued?Come join. Group: xxxxxxx, we will teach you ♂♂♂~

Ito Genkai secretly turned on his phone to check the replies to the post.

This lovelove forum is very popular, with a large number of people and a wide range of ages. Basically, each post can generate more than a dozen replies in a few minutes. Although there are not many substantive suggestions, some people will still go wrong. It was a tear, but he still made up his mind to post——

What about the popular forum? ? ?

The first two can be ignored, and the third familiar slogan let him skip it directly. Genko Ito can’t guarantee whether the other party will send him to Santuchuan directly after calling. After all, the other party is also a god, although A bit sloppy, not at all as handsome as imagined.

The taste is a bit peculiar.

As for the fourth article, Ito Xuankai hesitated for a long time, but still pulled out the account of the original owner and added it to the group.

I wrote a help post on the lovelove forum, submitted the application after writing, and locked the screen, wanting to concentrate on class. "Buzz—" the phone vibrated, and it said "You have successfully joined this group."

[Xiaokoukou: Is it the landlord who kissed the big brother forcefully?Good morning! 】

[Xiao Meimei: Welcome to 030, let us solve the problem happily√]

[Actor: Hello, qaq, sincerely looking for help! 】

Ryo Sakaguchi and Rumi Nishihara suddenly raised their heads and exchanged glances, which confused Toshiaki Nakamura, and silently took two steps back. Although they didn't know what happened, when the two laughed like this, There are definitely people who are having this or that on their mind.

Toshiaki Nakamura: Light the wax silently, I hope that person will have a good journey.

Ryo Sakaguchi moved his fingers quickly on the screen, and Rumi Nishihara was no less impressive. Ryo Sakaguchi made a sentence, and she could add two or three sentences later.The chat history rose rapidly, Ito Genkai was dumbfounded, and his fingers tremblingly tapped the screen.

【Actor: I think your brains are a little too big...】

【Zion, you died so badly: Are there any newcomers? 】

So there are others in this group?Ito Xuankai opened the group member directory, except for Xiaokoukou, Xiaomeimei, him and the one who came out just now, they were also called Yamato Kyoko and Miura's spring. He seemed to have entered a group full of girls by mistake.

Ito Xuanke: There is a weird feeling of adding a group of girlfriends.

When he returned to the chat interface, he didn't know where his words had been brushed, and only saw the last sentence——

[Zion, you died so badly: I saw that super loving CP again yesterday!That’s what I said last time——]

Before he could see clearly behind, Ito Genko was called up by the teacher. He was so engrossed in looking at his mobile phone that all outside voices were blocked. He turned his head to the right and sent a distress signal to Kuroko Tetsuya.

Ito Genko: Kuroko, Kuroko, tell me what the teacher just said!

Kuroko Tetsuya: Ito-kun, I think as long as you listen carefully to the class, you will know what the teacher said.

Ito Xuanke: I didn't attend the class...

Heizi Tetsuya: Do you want to hear the truth?Actually I didn't listen either.

Hei Zizhe also raised the light novel in his hand, indicating that he was fascinated by the novel just now.

"Ito Genko!" The teacher on the podium couldn't bear it any longer. He used his throwing skills and threw a piece of chalk at his head. When he was half a meter away from him, it suddenly turned into a pile of debris. At the same time, the whole class trembled.

Students: It's suddenly so cold! ! !

Ito Xuankai cast his gaze on Yukino, who looked at him blankly, and suddenly tilted her head, "Master is injured? Do you want ice?"

"No need..." Xue Nu, you don't need to show off your contrasting cuteness!Ito Xuankai looked desperately at the teacher who was so angry that he blushed, his eyes blinked, and he looked very innocent, "Excuse me, teacher, can I trouble you to say it again?"

"Get out and stand for me!"

"Yes!"

Ito Xuanke stood for about half a class, and was forcibly taken away by the manager's series of fatal calls. When he got in the car, before he could ask, "Are you in a hurry for work today?"

The car has already started to drift, shut up immediately, tighten the seat belt and handrail, do you still need to ask!

The soaring speed and the tense atmosphere all showed that today's work is urgent, and the agent's tight mouth also expressed that you don't want to disturb my driving with nonsense.

Ito Genko: Fortunately, I let Yukino and the others sit on the roof of the car first, otherwise I would have to look for it again.

"Today I went to a middle school in Bingsheng Town to shoot. It's called Heihe middle school. The students there are a mixed bag and there are a lot of bad things. But I heard that the scene is pure and natural, and the feeling of abandonment is just right, so the director chose this place to shoot this time. Last time You play the innocent boy, this time we need a bad boy."

"As for the safety issue, don't worry. I discussed with the principal. The school is on holiday today, and there is no one in the school. It is very convenient to shoot, and the speed is faster. I can finish work before dark."

"Okay." Black what middle school?There is a familiar secondary feeling.

The speed of the car gradually slowed down, and Ito Genkai knew that he had finally reached his destination. After riding in a car that was obviously speeding at least twice the speed for a few times, he didn't feel like throwing up like the first time, and he was in a state of confusion. This time When I got out of the car, I could stand on the ground steadily, but my head was still spinning a little.

"...What is that lump on the ground?!"

The agent glanced at him and frowned, "There's nothing on the ground, how many times have you been in my car? How come you haven't gotten used to it yet?"

Ito Genkai swore he saw "corpses" all over the place!

"Didn't you see??? There are many people on the ground..."

"Okay, there's no one in school today, the students are on vacation, and the director is still waiting for you." The manager grabbed Ito Xuankai's back collar and walked inside. I don't know if the manager did it on purpose or not, on the ground " "Corpse" are all avoided, and the position is very coquettish.

Since the agent said he didn't see it, let's treat it as a hallucination!

Ito Genkai, who pretended to see hallucinations: What about the shikigami I was sitting in the car? ? ?

There was nothing on the roof of the car, obviously there was no one on it, and he looked around in panic, except for the "corpse" which was the woods, no matter how he looked at it, shikigami would not run around at will, so there was only one possibility— —

My shikigami got thrown off the car on the way.

Most importantly, he didn't know when he was dumped.

With a sound of "bang--", the manager stopped in his tracks, and Ito Xuankai hit his back, poking his head out from behind the manager, "Why did you stop suddenly?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!! I'm really sorry!!!" Tsunayoshi Sawada tearfully looked at the agent who was not angry and pretentious. He was already very nervous because he had to be on guard against the enemy's attack at all times. Limp on the ground.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: Li Baoen, come and save me qaq

Li Baoen, who was hiding in the dark and observed: You don't need to listen to know what you're thinking, it's all written on your face, idiot Tsunayoshi!

Teaching incompetent disciples has a long way to go.

Ito Xuanke pointed to the boy on the ground, then looked at his manager, and said in disbelief, "Have we met Pengci?"