Every World Seems Not Quite Right (Quick Transmigration)

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Two Fools' Strange Theory

What happened between Shao Qian and Adolf who had been promoted to marshal.

Today the crown prince came again, this time he brought a piece of imitation fur, pure white.When he came to the Marshal's Mansion, he shook the fur away, and then swayed around in front of Adolf: "Look, does the fake fur look good? It is said that this is the fake fur that most resembles wolf fur. Here it is for you. You don't need to thank me. "

That day, when the crown prince left, his face was painted, and the corner of his mouth was broken, and he was rewarded with a pair of panda eyes.It's just that this guy obviously doesn't remember to eat but not to fight, and within two days, he ran back with a worm's leg.

In the middle, he teased Adolf again, got a pair of panda eyes and left.

However, every time the crown prince came, Shao Qian would try his best to comfort Adolf.No way, who made Adolf injured so badly back then that even if all the skin and flesh grew out, there was no way to grow hair again?Now, as long as he turns into a wolf shape, the entire side of his body will be hairless, and because the newly grown flesh is not very good-looking, the muscles covered by the skin look a little bumpy.

This once made Adolf very tired, and the whole wolf felt that it was not very good.Because it is ugly to become a wolf, he is unwilling to become a wolf as time goes by. As long as he maintains a half-beast shape, he will follow Shao Qianlang every day.

But, the crown prince, to put it nicely, is a bit of a scumbag, but to put it bluntly, he is a dick, and he wants to be beaten even if he has nothing to do.You know that Adolf hates people talking about his sideways the most, and you come here again and again to find trouble, you are not looking for a beating, what are you doing?

Later, Shao Qian talked with the crown prince for a long time before he knew the whole story.Adolf is a child specially thrown around Derek by the royal family. This child is a silver wolf. If he is placed among the royal family, he might not live to be that big.

The Beast Emperor was still subject to the three marshals at the time, so it was basically impossible to protect this young child.In desperation, His Majesty the Beast Emperor thought of Derek. This marshal is very upright and will not be frightened by any family secrets.

Ever since, this is Adolf, who was supposed to belong to the royal family of the wolf family, but was thrown outside and raised by Derek.

As for Derek, he has been the marshal for most of his life, so still don't understand this point of deviousness?When he saw the prototype of the wolf cub, he thought that he had something to do with the royal family. For his sudden departure, Derek also felt that he owed the royal family, so he spent all his time teaching the wolf cub.

Afterwards, Adolf made great achievements and made great contributions on the battlefield, directly becoming the hero of the planet.The royal family of the empire also wanted him to recognize his ancestors.But, His Majesty the Beast Emperor felt that he was ashamed. He only had gratitude for Adolf, but no affection for nurturing him.Now that Adolf is promising, let him run to recognize his son with a shy face, he really can't do this.

No matter what kind of difficulties he had back then, he was still unable to raise his own son after all. This was his dereliction of duty as a father.Therefore, His Majesty the Beast Emperor gave Adolf all the privileges, but it was this level that he really wanted to break through.

As for the Crown Prince, he already knew about this younger brother.When his younger brother was sent away, he had already remembered.At the beginning, he was still crying while hugging the soft and cute wolf cub, but he fell asleep crying and crying, and when he woke up, his soft and cute brother was gone.Back then, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince thought about sneaking out to find his younger brother.However, he was brought back by the Beast Emperor before he left the imperial palace.

Now, the soft and cute younger brother has grown up and even has a partner, which makes the crown prince very sad.I haven't found a mate yet, how can you?

So, there was a situation where the crown prince went to tease Adolf twice in three days.According to the crown prince, he needs to tease all those who didn't come when he was a child and tease them back.

When Shao Qian came back, he really couldn't laugh or cry, he never thought that there was such a reason.Should he say, is the reason strong?

I heard that today's Chinese Valentine's Day

However, Shao Qian came back knowing the truth.But Adolf was not happy.He waited for Diudiu at home for so long, but was told that his partner had gone to find the crown prince.

Adolf is not a good wolf now. He turned into a wolf, crouched inside the gate with a wrinkled wolf face and gloomy eyes, staring at the door.This appearance really made the half-orcs in the Marshal's Mansion a joke.

Of course, what they were laughing at was not Adolf's hairless half of his body, but his melancholy appearance and the occasional whimpering sound.

As soon as Shao Qian came back, he saw his partner lying on the ground, and the wolf's face was full of sadness.Seeing this, he couldn't help but smiled: "What are you doing?"

Adolf gave Shao Qian a sad look, then got up, walked back with his head drooping.

Shao Qian jogged all the way over in a funny way, pounced on the wolf's back, lay on his back with hands and feet together, and then patted the hairless part of his body: "Mr. Adolf, it is said that today is the annual Valentine's Day. I solemnly ask you to have sex, are you willing?"

Adolf staggered with four paws and almost fell headfirst on the ground. He didn't forget that Diu Diu was still on his back, and his paws quickly grabbed the ground to stabilize his body: "I...I...I..."

"Don't you want to?" Shao Qian put his arms around Adolf's neck and leaned forward, then said vaguely with his hairy ears in his mouth: "But I want to."

"Think about it." Adolf tapped the computer bag hard, then moved his limbs and claws, and rushed towards the bedroom of the two of them.

Shao Qian lay on Adolf's back and hugged his neck tightly, seeing this guy so impatiently, he was seriously considering whether it was too late to regret it now?

But, when it comes to the most fat, can Adolf let him run away?Of course not.

Just as Shao Qian wanted to speak, he was thrown on the bed by Adolf, and then transformed into a human form, pressing Shao Qian directly on the bed with his evil mouth, biting Shao Qian's ears and gently crushing them.

Shao Qian was always a little dissatisfied with this animal ear, because it was too sensitive.Being crushed, bitten and licked like this, a tingling electric shock spread all over his body, making the hair on his tail explode.

Adolf lifted up Shao Qian's clothes and slid up his legs little by little. After touching his tail, he hooked his fingers and twirled gently.

Such stimulation made Shao Qian groan directly, and moaned: "Let me go."

"No." Adolf said vaguely, "You don't like this?"

"You, um, try turning your tail around twice." Shao Qian's brain was a little chaotic at this time, his attention was on Adolf's moving fingers, and he didn't have much time to think too much thing.

"Honey wants to play with my tail?" Adolf's semi-animal tail was fluffy and fluffy, and his tail swayed slightly and scratched the net on Shao Qian's lap: "Honey, so you want me like this."

The feeling of the fluffy tail brushing his legs was very weird, a little itchy, and also a numbness like an electric shock, which made Shao Qian's sensory stimulation more obvious, and it was because of Adolf's actions that he felt that his brain Even more chaotic.

"Honey." Adolf stripped off everyone, lubricated and entered.The beautiful touch made him take a heavy breath.

"Shut your mouth." Shao Qian put his arms around Adolf's neck and sat up directly. Now, his whole body was really sitting on Adolf's body. With this move, he stepped forward and lowered, and the thing penetrated deeper... …

In the following time, neither of them went out, and they didn't know that the crown prince's idle pain came again in the afternoon...

As a result, as soon as I walked to the door, I heard some discordant voices inside...

The wretched crown prince lay in the corner and listened for a while, then silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood and went back dejectedly.As a single dog, he felt hurt.What about protecting the small animals of the empire?

Celebration

There is no such thing as Chinese New Year in the empire, but there is a large festival called the Beast God Festival.On this day, all the stores will be closed, and they will take to the streets and follow the large troops to circle the city twice, praying for the beast gods to see their sincerity and bring them good luck.

Here Shao Qian and Adolf also joined in the fun, Shao Qian yawned and followed Adolf mechanically doing worship, but when he bowed his head and raised his head, he felt that he bumped into something.Shao Qian raised his head in a daze, and saw His Majesty the Beast Emperor with a majestic expression.

"Do you have something to do?" Shao Qian was a little confused, why did he feel that the expression of His Majesty the Beast Emperor... a bit like the legendary aggrieved?

"En." His Majesty the Beast Emperor nodded slowly with a blank face: "You guys, what are you going to do after worshiping?"

"Go home." Adolf said first: "My family Diudiu is not in good spirits these days, I want to take him to rest."

Shao Qian looked at Adolf and sneered twice, indicating that he understood the meaning.

Who is responsible for his listlessness?

Adolf smiled apologetically at him, but his right hand touched Shao Qian's back, and he squeezed his hands together, feeling very happy.Of course, he was slapped down by Shao Qian before he was at ease for a long time.

"I'll go back with you." After speaking, His Majesty the Beast Emperor quickly walked a few steps, walked to the front of the team, and then led the people in the whole city to pray in circles.

Shao Qian was a little confused about this situation, Your Majesty the Beast Emperor, you haven't said what's going on yet, why did you just say go to our house, just go to our house?

The Beast God Festival prayers were completed, and His Majesty the Beast Emperor really went back with them. As soon as this man arrived at the Marshal's Mansion, he sat in the main seat and refused to get up.And his eyes kept looking at his right hand like a cramp, Shao Qian looked at him tangled: "You have something to say, what do you mean by looking at your hand like a cramp?"

His Majesty the Beast Emperor let out a dry cough, and felt that this guy was a bit out of line. He usually looked very clever, so why did he pretend to be stupid at this time?

"It's time for dinner." His Majesty the Beast Emperor 'implicitly' reminded: "It's time for you to eat."

Shao Qian realized that he was hungry.You said it earlier, looking at his right hand, how did he know what it meant: "What do you want to eat?"

"I'm not picky eaters, I follow Adolf's recipe." His Majesty the Beast Emperor made a good idea. Adolf is a wolf, so he must eat meat.

"Okay." Shao Qian was immediately happy when he heard this, and asked people to hurry to prepare the meal and serve it.

Then, His Majesty the Beast Emperor looked at a table full of green vegetables, and dropped his chopsticks to the ground.His face became even uglier, and he turned his head and glared at Adolf, who was happy to eat vegetables: "As a white wolf, how can you like to eat vegetables?"

Adolf has always had a bad face on people who interrupted his meal.However, he was very happy to watch His Majesty the Beast Emperor eat green vegetables.However, there are some things that should be said: "My family has said that they eat green vegetables during the day, and I can come at night."

"..." His Majesty the Emperor, who understood what he said, silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, then put down his chopsticks and walked away lonely.He felt that he should go back to the imperial palace to eat green vegetables, how many imperial palaces and his own companions would feed them, it would be better than watching others show affection here.

Adolf, who succeeded in driving away the light bulb, was secretly delighted, and told you to leave everything to me recently, so I told the empress that you eat too much meat, and your body is already sub-healthy.

Thus, His Majesty the Beast Emperor, who was sadly reminded, embarked on a journey of vegetarianism.

Here, Adolf's whole body is flying.Hmph, although I can't eat meat, there are other meats I can eat.And you?You can't eat any meat.

Adolf, who forced to feed someone else a mouthful of dog food and lost his popularity, was so happy that he swept away all the vegetarian dishes on the table.For the first time, he discovered that vegetarian dishes can be so delicious.

"That's right." After the man finished speaking, more people responded loudly.

Shao Qian glanced at the people present, and he said loudly: "Okay, since that's the case, let's go. Tell me, have you put your suicide note by your bedside?"

"Release. I also specially put a pair of my own underwear."

"Oops, I thought I was the only one with my panties on."

"Hey, I'm the only one who puts stinky socks?"

Shao Qian was a little dumbfounded as he listened to the people below talking about what was released.After a while, Martin came and told him that the cart sent by the Santo had arrived.

"It doesn't matter if you put your underwear or smelly socks. I don't care if you put them on it because you are too lazy to wash them. But now, we are leaving." Shao Qian joked: "I really feel sorry for those who came to collect letters .”

"I also feel sorry for my underwear." Someone yelled loudly again, and his words made many people laugh. These half-orcs walked out of the dungeon in an orderly manner, and all they heard on the road were laughter. There is no apprehension and hesitation about going out.

"I really hope it's the same situation when I come back." Shao Qian watched the half-orcs go out, and then went to the camera of the borrowed camera and said: "This time, the three half-orcs 870 will go to the battlefield. But there are 490 and six combatants, 370 and seven logistics personnel, and 92 orcs, including me and Adolf, a total of 960 and seven people. I hope everyone can come back alive.”

"We built the dungeon together. One day, this city will be made public, and the seven of us, 960, are the masters of the entire dungeon." Adolf turned off the camera after he finished speaking, and he took a photo with one hand Yi, took Shao Qian out with one hand: "Dudiu, we will all come back. This home is waiting for us."

"Yes. We will return to this place again." Shao Qian nodded vigorously, he stopped and turned around slowly, his eyes swept across the already empty training ground, as if he wanted to take everything in front of him into his eyes.After a long time, Shao Qian closed his eyes forcefully, took a deep breath, and pulled Adolf out.

When they went out, the Lord of Luden was already standing beside the energy vehicle waiting for them.Seeing them coming over, he forced a smile: "Be careful all the way."

"Thank you, Uncle Luden." This time Adolf rarely choked with Lord Luden.He solemnly handed over the video camera in his hand to the Lord Luden: "Please keep this safe for me. When the Zerg is wiped out, we will bring back a lot of brothers. When the time comes, the video in this video camera will be To show them."

"Don't worry." Lord Luden took the camera over and said, "I will also guard the dungeon for you. Red Shield City will always wait for your return."

"Goodbye." Shao Qian saluted Luden City Lord, and then pulled Adolf into the energy vehicle.

The Lord of Luden rejected the proposal of his subordinates to take over the camera. He just held the camera tightly in his hand and watched the three energy vehicles go farther and farther until the energy vehicles disappeared completely. He was still unwilling to leave here.

The Lord of Luden stood in this place for half an hour. Afterwards, he refused to be followed by his subordinates, and entered the dungeon alone. He walked through every room in the dungeon, and slid his hand over every letter one by one.In the past three years, he can be said to have watched these half-orcs and even 92 orcs grow up. After the war, how many of them can come back?

The speed of the energy vehicle is very fast. They have been on the road for about three days, and there are fewer and fewer villages and cities on the road.And the closer to the desert, the corpses of orcs or half-orcs can already be seen on the road.Some corpses were even eaten a lot. Judging from the appearance of being eaten, it should be the work of the Zerg.

Shao Qian ordered the energy vehicle to be parked not far from a gnawed corpse, and ordered the orcs and orcs on the vehicle to get off: "Being killed and devoured, are you sure you want to go to the battlefield?"

All the half-orcs present had ugly expressions on their faces, but surprisingly none of them vomited. They pursed their lips and looked at the orc's corpse. After a while, someone suddenly turned around and walked into the energy vehicle silently.The first person to act, the second, the third...

More than 900 orcs and half-orcs got into the energy vehicle without any one remaining. Adolf pulled Shao Qian forward: "They are not cowards."

"I just don't want them to go to the battlefield unprepared." Rushing to that place without mental preparation can only lead to a dead end.

"Seeing the corpses of orcs, they may feel disgusted, but they also feel that the responsibility on their shoulders is more important. They also feel that the orcs on this planet are not the strongest, and they will be killed or even swallowed. In On this planet, every life is equal." Adolf pulled Shao Qian into the car: "So, since we have brought them out, we can only let them work hard to become stronger."

"You're right." Shao Qian also felt stunned.Having reached this point, what's the point of his mentality of wanting the half-orcs to give up but not wanting them to give up?It's just adding trouble.

When it was about to approach the desert, the road ahead was cut off, and the energy vehicle could not drive there.In desperation, he had no choice but to abandon the car and go on foot.Shao Qian asked a few half-orcs with wings to put on their blades and fly into the air to check. They could only unload the car and walk on foot.

However, Shao Qian and the others did not go far, and the orcs flying in the air blew their whistle to warn, Shao Qian took Martin and Odd to check the situation, and asked the reluctant Adolf to stay where he was and be vigilant at any time the surrounding situation.

Shao Qian, Martin, and Odd were very fast. When they arrived at the place where the half-orcs were on guard, they found that they had already fought with several flying Zergs, and below them, there were several orcs and several Fighting with a tall Zerg, seeing that the orcs were injured, if they didn't come, they probably wouldn't last long.

Although the orcs were fighting the Zerg, they still cared about distracting the attention of the flying Zerg.I was pleasantly surprised when I heard them blow their whistle. Are these people reinforcements?

However, when he saw that there were only three half-orcs rushing over, he seemed a little desperate. What could the half-orcs do?Running to die?

"Hurry up and get out." One of the orcs rolled to avoid the Zerg's claws and shouted: "Although I hate to see you half-orcs insulting the beast god, I don't want you to feed these damn Zergs."

Shao Qian, Martin and Odd didn't have the time to pay attention to him. Shao Qian watched those Zerg's movements intently, and asked by the way: "Can you see their weaknesses?"

"In the abdomen." Martin put the set blade on his hands, opened his hands suddenly, and shot out the sharp steel claws: "Damn it, this bastard orc who scolds me later must be taught a lesson. "

"Count me in." Odd had also put on the set of blades, and also ejected the steel claws. People who saw the ten sharp blades shining with cold light felt a little trembling.

Shao Qian's nails were sharp enough, and he didn't need a sheath. He used the power of the soul on his feet, and he was in the battle circle within a few dodges.A flying kick kicked the Zerg's jaw, and then evaded the Zerg's claws and drilled into its abdomen. The sharp claws penetrated the Zerg's abdomen, and pulled a heart-breaking cold.Then he sprang out again before the Zerg fell.

The orc who was still dealing with the entire Zerg before was dumbfounded. He just watched helplessly as this huge bug was dragged to the ground, and then fell to the ground with a bang.

Not only was this orc dumbfounded, but the other orcs who were still fighting also turned their heads when they heard the voice, and when they saw Shao Qian standing on the other side of the Zerg, their hands stopped, and the Zerg took advantage of it. At this opportunity, he wanted to kill the two orcs who showed their flaws in one fell swoop.

However, they did not get their wish.Because before they could speak, the two orcs were kicked away.Then the sharp weapon almost cut off the two claws of the Zerg directly.

The two Zergs screamed in pain, and the Zergs who were fighting the orcs in the air wanted to support them.But how could the half-orcs fighting with them give them this chance?Taking advantage of the opportunity of the Zerg turning their heads, they jumped directly on their backs, and with the palm of the set blade, they stabbed into the Zerg's brain forcefully.

The flying Zerg screamed sharply, and then shook vigorously to shake off the half-orc.But there it is that simple.The harder it struggled, the deeper the goblin's blade penetrated, until it pierced the Zerg's hard skull directly, killing it.

A huge Zerg fell from the sky and directly smashed into the battle circle below. On the contrary, it also directly pressed down a Zerg that hadn't had time to dodge. Shao Qian took advantage of the Zerg's inconvenient movement and punched it in the eye. The power of the soul Condensed into thorns, drilled into its brain, and then detonated...

And Martin and Odd here also killed a few Zergs. Those injured orcs were really stunned by the scene before them. They stood aside stupidly, just looking at those half-beasts People killed all these Zerg.

"Beast God, I must be dreaming." The orc who had just shouted to let Shao Qian and the others leave looked at them stupidly: "Or are they small orcs?"

"It seems...not so." The orcs are very sensitive to each other's smell. Although these people all have the smell of orcs, they are definitely just tainted.So, they were half-orcs to the letter?Those half-orcs called trash?If this is called waste, then what is it that I am not even as good as waste?

Several orcs felt that they had been hit.And those half-orcs seem to feel that the impact is not enough?What are you trying to cut the thighs of those Zerg with your sharp blades?Don't tell me it's for meat?

Shao Qian and the others beheaded all the huge Zergs present, and all the half-orcs who were able to fly above them also landed: "Legion Commander, these Zergs are much weaker than I imagined."

Not far away, the faces of the orcs turned black when they heard the words of the half-orcs. They were almost lost in the hands of these Zergs. Now you tell me that these Zergs are weak?Are you kidding me?

"Actually, as long as you find a weak point, the Zerg is easy to deal with. But this is only because there are relatively few Zerg this time. If there are too many, it will be difficult for us alone to resist." Shao Qian didn't want his half-orcs to underestimate the enemy. any thought.On the battlefield, once you underestimate the enemy, it means that you will not do your best, or even think about perfunctory.And the enemy is waiting for the moment you relax. Once the enemy seizes this opportunity, you will be seriously injured or even lose your life.

"Yes. Legion Commander." The half-orc who had won the battle for the first time was indeed a little complacent. Hearing Shao Qian's words, he put away his complacency, and his expression became a little dignified.

"Legion Commander, cut it off." Martin said with a tangled worm leg on his shoulder: "Are you sure you can eat this thing?"

"Try it and you'll know." Shao Qian took over the worm leg from Martin's shoulder: "Let's go back."

"Wait." The injured orcs hurriedly said when they heard that the half-orcs were going back: "Are you a legion?"

Martin looked critically at the talking orc, and then grinned at the orc with a mouthful of white teeth: "Boy, who did you say just now?"