Every World Seems Not Quite Right (Quick Transmigration)

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If Shao Qian knew what he was thinking, he might have slapped him.This guy has experienced so many worlds, and his thoughts are getting weirder and weirder.

The two groomed up early in the morning and left Vanderlieburg directly without alarming anyone.The blood race is used to the day and night routine, and even Derian, the butler of Vanderlieburg, has just fallen asleep at this time, so he naturally did not expect that His Majesty the Prince who had just returned from his family would go out early in the morning with the National People's Congress.

Therefore, when Derian woke up and hesitantly knocked on the door of the prince's room, and found that there was no one inside, the psychological gap of His Majesty being abducted was more serious. The feeling of being abducted by a raised child is really not too much. Obviously, it gave him the urge to beat up the person who kidnapped His Majesty the Prince.

Shao Qian and Anthony left early in the morning because of something important. After leaving Vanderlieburg, the two rushed to the Holy See. Of course, Shao Qian turned into a little bat and hid it in Anthony's pocket.

"Good day, His Majesty the Pope." Anthony nodded to the man with a fake smile on his cold face.

"Anthony, my child, where have you been these few days?" The pope looked at Anthony lovingly: "You are always going out like this, really worrying the adoptive father."

Anthony's movements are always under the Pope's control. He naturally knows that the holy son of the Holy See went to the dirty red-light district after leaving Yesa City, and he also knows that he has sex with a shameless prostitute, a prostitute. entanglement.Such a holy son really defiled God, and also defiled himself as righteous father.

"I made you worry." Anthony nodded to him, "Anthony was guided by God to find someone who is very important to Anthony."

"Merciful God." The Pope turned around to salute the statue with excitement on his face, and his praise came out as loudly as if he didn't need money.However, he can only deceive uninformed people by acting like this, and only Anthony knows that this person is the real God-defying person.

"Father God is merciful." Anthony suddenly said loudly: "Last night Anthony suddenly discovered that the evil dark creature had lit the magic lamp to declare war. This is simply an insult to my Holy See and contempt to my Father God. I beseech the Father God to send down the oracle , to purify all the dark creatures that are disrespectful to God."

The pope's eyes darkened when he heard this, he always felt that there was something in Anthony's words, but he didn't know what was wrong.

"What His Royal Highness said is absolutely true." The archbishop in red in the temple knelt in front of the statue excitedly: "Those dark creatures really don't know how to live or die, not only killing the lives of innocent people, but also despising the existence of my Holy See. Blatantly rebelling against the holy will of God, imploring God the Father to send down an oracle to purify all the species that have darkness in their hearts."

The archbishop in red is really not bought by the Pope or Anthony. This person is very extreme. As long as he encounters or hears that there are blasphemers, he will definitely not end well. But anyone who is encountered by him Dark creatures basically have no possibility of survival.

However, Anthony just said this because he saw him here. The pope gave the blood the prison of silver in exchange. Such an act undoubtedly betrayed the Holy See.What he has to do now is to provoke the suspicion of the cardinal.

"Archbishop Andre is right." Anthony also knelt down on one knee in front of the statue, with his right hand folded on his chest and looked up at the statue sincerely: "The contempt of my Holy See by the dark creatures is really intolerable, Anthony volunteered to lead The paladins are fighting against the dark creatures, and I implore His Majesty the Pope to agree."

The pope was really angry at this moment, but he couldn't show it here.It is true that the Holy See has re-trained paladins, but how dare those paladins who were imprisoned by him be released?There are not many people with the purest blood in the Holy See. The previous saint has been bled by him to the elders of the blood clan in exchange for the prince's blood.

Afterwards, this saint was charged with exile and blasphemy by him, and declared to the outside world that she would be sentenced to death.Next is Anthony. Anthony's blood is much purer than that of the saint, but he also has more opportunities to appear in front of the crowd, and the red-clothed archbishops who are loyal to God will naturally see it. He was accused of blasphemy, I'm afraid several red-clothed archbishops can't justify it here.

This was also one of the reasons why he chose to throw the saint out.Of course, he was thinking more about saving Anthony's blood for his own enjoyment in the future.

Now that Anthony can't move, his eyes can only be placed on those paladins trained by the Holy See.These paladins have been baptized, and every month they will drink a drop of holy water given by God the Father in front of the idol. The paladins cultivated in this way, although their blood is not as pure as Anthony and the saint, but as far as they are now, they Absorption is perfect.

Fortunately, these paladins were taught by the pope himself in the past, so no one would care if there were one or two less on weekdays.

However, as the pope's demand for blood increased, and the paladins he imprisoned could not recover quickly, the unsatisfied pope began to hit the paladin carefully trained by the Holy See on the regiment.

In fact, there are only 12 members of the Holy Knights. The Pope tricked them into drinking the holy water mixed with the secret medicine. Put on a pair of close-fitting trousers, and then put the person in a dungeon.

So, let alone let Anthony lead the paladins now, even releasing these paladins will not work.After all, anyone with a discerning eye could tell something was wrong with the haggard paladin.

"There is no rush at this time." The pope sighed with compassion and kindness on his face: "Perhaps the dark creature just lit the magic lamp in a moment of confusion, and maybe we can send people to negotiate, so that unnecessary casualties may be reduced. "

Kneeling on the ground, the archbishop in red heard the Pope's words, and immediately called out that the Pope was too merciful, and he should follow God's holy will to wipe them out, as there is no need for merciful people to deal with such dark creatures.

Anthony sneered when he heard the words, but there was a little doubt on his face: "Anthony has something that he doesn't understand, so please ask His Majesty the Pope to clarify."

"My child, you don't need to be so polite when you talk to your adoptive father." The Pope smiled awkwardly, but in his heart he was thinking about how to kill Anthony secretly so as not to attract too many people's attention.He felt that Anthony had too many thoughts, which was not conducive to his control.

"Okay, adoptive father." Anthony changed his previous indifference and looked up at the Pope with excitement: "As far as Anthony knows, the supreme leader of the blood clan should be the prince, who should we send to negotiate to show our sincerity. "

Who to send?Anyway, it is impossible for the Pope to go there.

However, when the archbishop in red heard Anthony's words, he immediately reprimanded: "Your Highness, please forgive me for being unreasonable. What His Royal Highness said really made me very angry. My Holy See has the blessing of God. Can you negotiate with those dirty dark creatures? Not to mention asking His Majesty the Pope to go in person."

Well done, Archbishop Andrea.Anthony is about to applaud Archbishop Andre, you have made up for it.He proposed that the ruler of the blood clan be the prince, but he didn't say that the pope would go to negotiate in person.I have to say that your ability to make up brains is also possible.

The Pope standing aside was about to chop Cardinal Andre. If he hadn't spoken, the people present would not have thought of the Pope. However, what he said at this time really meant that most of the people He turned his attention to the Pope.

These people in the Holy See, not everyone is like Archbishop Andre, who only wants to destroy the dark creatures. They have been at ease for too long, and they don't want to live a life of fighting and killing.

To put it bluntly, who would spare their lives?They can climb to the position of Cardinal Archbishop, isn't that one with a lot of thoughts?Fighting against those lifeless dark creatures means that they will go to the battlefield, which is a place where they may lose their lives at any time.They can be said to be calling the wind and calling the rain now, so why are they willing to go to the battlefield to fight desperately?

This is why, although there were more than [-] people present, only Archbishop Andre spoke.

"Archbishop Andre, please relax." Anthony said slowly, "Our Pope is the most honorable existence in the Holy See, how can we let him negotiate with those dark creatures? Isn't this lowering the authority of His Majesty the Pope?" identity?"

Anthony's speaking skills did not seem to be ignited today. As soon as he said this, Archbishop Andre over there almost exploded: "God, the Holy See has always respected God the Father. His Majesty the Pope is naturally honorable as the messenger of God the Father, but After all, it is not the most honored existence of the Holy See. His Royal Highness the Son said so, where is the God the Father? Where is the God the Father who governs the people of the world?"

Well done Archbishop Andrea.

Shao Qian, who was hiding in Anthony's pocket, was about to praise Archbishop Andre.You are simply a god teammate, and you will not be afraid of getting angry with the Pope.

Indeed, with the help of this god, the Pope can really be pissed off.

Over the years, the Pope has never been more angry than now.When dealing with dark creatures before, he always felt that Andre was a very good pawn. After all, can it be bad to play wherever?

But now, this pawn doesn't seem to be easy to use. The current appearance, is it being used by someone, and then turned to deal with yourself?Or, has he always thought this way, thinking that he is just a dispensable role?

This simply made the Pope intolerable.It has to be said that Anthony played well in this move, he had almost no losses, and directly let the Pope and Andre match up.Although, this may just be the pope's unilateral idea.

"Archbishop Andre, please don't be angry." Anthony said with a distressed face: "Antony made a slip of the tongue, and you can't offend your adoptive father just because of this."

Shao Qian, who was in Anthony's pocket, was almost suffocating from laughter. He never realized that his own bastard partner could be so... so bitchy.Now his words are not too white.However, his seemingly ordinary words really directly provoked the two people, and you can do it too, Anthony.

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Back in the bedroom, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent directly took the little emperor off the road and walked into the cloakroom. He personally picked out a bright red coat for his little emperor to put on, while he himself took out an ordinary black gown from the other side and put it on.

"Uncle Emperor, why are your clothes in my cloakroom?" You can do it, you have stretched your hands into the emperor's cloakroom, do you want to sleep on my dragon bed someday?No... This guy has already slept on the dragon bed.

"In order to take care of Xuan'er nearby, the emperor's uncle will live in the palace in the future." His Royal Highness the Regent changed his clothes and carried the little emperor in front of the bronze mirror. He took out something from his arms and carefully fixed it on the little emperor's forehead.

The bronze mirror was a little blurred and couldn't be seen clearly, but Shao Qian felt the cool touch on his forehead, and couldn't help touching it with his hands. This rhombus-shaped red jade was exactly the same as the ornaments he had when he was in the God Realm.

"You..." Shao Qian turned his head and looked at His Royal Highness the Regent with surprise. Could it be that he really has a memory?However, his reaction didn't look like he had a complete memory.What's going on?

"It really matches you the best." A smile appeared in the eyes of His Royal Highness the Prince Regent. When he had his first dream, the first thing he drew was this forehead decoration. Thinking of meeting his treasure again one day.

Shao Qian touched the ornament on his forehead and smiled, "It's natural."

The diamond-shaped forehead ornament was specially made by Wen Sen for him at the beginning. There is no such bright red in the God Realm. Wen Sen ventured into the abyss of the Demon Realm alone, and obtained the Fire Diamond from the depths of the magma closest to the center of the earth. The fist-sized Fire Diamond Only a small piece of the innermost piece is taken and polished before being worn by him.It can be said that back then, Wen Sen piled all the treasures of the three worlds of demons, men and gods on him.

Although the item given to him by his partner is not as good as the fire diamond, it is a treasure that is hard to find in this small world.It can be seen that he has given up a lot of thought for this forehead ornament.

After tidying up the little emperor, His Royal Highness directly took off the feather crown on his head, then squatted on the ground and looked at the little emperor expectantly: "Help me weave it on."

He remembered that the man in the dream had always had short blonde hair, and every time he braided it for the man with black hair in the dream.When he woke up, he was thinking that if he could really meet the man in his dream in this life, he must let him braid his hair for a lifetime.

Shao Qian asked His Royal Highness the Regent to turn around, and picked up the horn comb to comb his hair.It's just that he basically hasn't served others much, how can he comb a hair well?Therefore, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent, who was pulling his hair from time to time, turned his head.

"Do you hurt?" Shao Qian was a little tangled holding the horn comb: "If it hurts, I'll let the palace servant..."

"It doesn't hurt." Even if it hurts, you have to endure it. If the golden-haired ghost can't enjoy it, how can you give up this opportunity if you can enjoy it?Besides, the little emperor of his family is delicate and fleshy, so where did he do such rough work?It's just that this little pain and itching is nothing at all.

The delicate and expensive little emperor helped His Highness the Regent weave it, and the craftsmanship was a bit horrible.However, in the eyes of His Royal Highness the Prince Regent, this is the kind that is unique in heaven and earth, and he narcissistically took photos in front of the bronze mirror again and again.I don't think crooked braids are ugly at all.

"Xuan'er is dexterous." His Royal Highness the Regent kissed the little emperor's paw, picked him up and walked out: "The emperor's uncle's carriage is in the palace, and it happened to be able to take Xuan'er out of the palace."

Speaking of which, it seems a bit far for me to run back and forth like this. Why don't I move the Prince Regent's Mansion and build it next to the palace?By the way, open a door on the palace wall?

"Uncle Huang, how much money do you have in your private treasury?" Shao Qian is concerned about this issue now, and it won't be when the river is half dug and there is no money.

His Royal Highness the Regent, who was thinking wildly, hurriedly dismissed the idea of ​​moving the mansion. Now his private treasury is prepared for his little emperor, and he can no longer spend money lavishly in the future.

His Royal Highness the Prince Regent was tangled, he really didn't know how much money he had in his private treasury: "I'll ask someone to do the calculation tomorrow."

"En." Shao Qian thought in his heart, since everyone belongs to his family, and the private treasury also belongs to his family, changing the name will make people move away.

When Shao Qian went out, he had to bring Xifu with him, lest he stay in the palace and think wildly, for fear that His Royal Highness the Regent would eat his master.

His Royal Highness the Prince Regent really wanted to eat people, but it was different from what Xifu thought.

It was only a stick of incense from the palace to the Prince Regent's mansion, and the next time the Prince Regent returned to the mansion, he ordered the housekeeper to make candied haws and bring them up.The butler was almost dumbfounded when he heard his prince's order. He felt that his prince must be bewitched. If not, how come the gods and gods have become different these few days?Candied haws, have you seen any royal chef who can make this stuff?

But can you not listen to the prince's order?The housekeeper almost went to the dining room with a bitter face.After conveying the prince's intentions, the imperial chef held a knife with a grim face: "Housekeeper, do you think we are the ones who make candied haws?"

"Or do you want to be a ghost who can make candied haws?" The housekeeper stared at the chef.

"..." The chef clenched the knife tightly in his hand, he couldn't bear it anymore and chopped the knife on the cutting board, and said two words angrily: "I will do it."

There is a bowl-sized scar on his head, which is a good thing to say.But is it worth buying two bunches of candied haws for one copper plate?Is it worth it?

At this time, the imperial cook wanted to sigh for Ang Tian, ​​thinking of his famous name in his life, smearing black spots on the candied haws, there are foods in this world that he can't cook, he is ashamed of his ancestors.

"Then do it. Hurry up and send someone to buy the materials." After saying that, the housekeeper swayed away. What he likes most is to leave things to others to worry about.

"Master, why didn't you turn your head around?" The little apprentice who had been standing aside nodded his temple: "We don't know how to do it, why can't we ask outsiders for advice?"

"I know you're smart, kid." The chef, who always thought he was well-bred, swears, but now he thinks this apprentice is worth it.

"Hey, I'm going to hire someone right now, apprentice." The little apprentice ran away in a hurry, this time the matter is done, the master can always reward him with two skills?So, what does this royal chef have to do in his daily life?

His Royal Highness the Regent has become obsessed with running to the dormitory while holding the little emperor in his arms.He said he was bringing someone to see the flowers, but he actually went in and took a look. Other times, he was carried all the way to the dormitory by His Royal Highness the Regent.He carried him to the bed, and personally pulled a wooden box half a person's height over to present the treasure.

Shao Qian looked at the treasures that had been opened full of boxes and felt that his eyes were going to be blinded. How much do you like gold?Boxes full of gold nudes, gold bottles, gold plates...

"Does Xuan'er like it?" He remembered that there was a lot of gold in that place in his dream before, and he thought that his little emperor must also like the color.Therefore, when choosing, he also specially picked gold.

"No..." He didn't have the hobby of being hard on eyes.Back in the God Realm, it was completely helpless. Who made those winged angels like these golden things?It's not that they haven't changed it at the beginning, but the appearance of being stared at by a group of angels with tears in their eyes was too horrifying, so they changed it back.

His Royal Highness the Regent's face collapsed.Don't ask how Shao Qian could tell from this expressionless face, just because he said he didn't like it, his eyes became dull.

His Royal Highness the Prince Regent is not happy, obviously that yellow-haired ghost always stays in many golden places, why doesn't his little emperor like gold?

"Dazzling." The little emperor shook his head and sighed, "Uncle Emperor, your taste is really... oh..."

How can His Royal Highness the Regent admit that he has bad taste?In fact, he doesn't like such flashy objects like nouveau riche, and he will never put such dazzling things in his private storage in the future.

"These are going to be exchanged for broken silver, and let the two adults, Song and Li, take them away." His Royal Highness the Regent felt that he had been digging holes and jumping on his own, which was really not a good sign.

"It's still the emperor's thoughtfulness." Shao Qian saw that he was almost teased, so he stretched out his hand for His Royal Highness the Regent to hug him: "Hold me out."

His Royal Highness the Prince Regent loves to see his little emperor's chin slightly raised to order him.

Of course, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent is not a patient master. He pecked on the left and right, and if he was not satisfied, he wanted to do the middle, but the little emperor stopped him: "Uncle, your relatives are so sick. Change it. Or is it that the emperor's uncle is too lonely alone, why don't I ask the emperor to help him see which daughter is going to marry?"

If you dare to say yes, I will castrate you.

His Royal Highness the Prince Regent rarely showed a different expression when he heard the little emperor's words. He tried to make a smile, although the result was somewhat unsatisfactory...

The man took a step back holding the little emperor, directly pressed him on the bed, rubbed his right hand back and forth on the little emperor's waist, leaned into his ear and whispered, "What did Xuan'er just say? Uncle Huang didn't hear clearly."

Shao Qian secretly scolded this guy for being unscrupulous, but because his movements grabbed most of his attention, being touched and kissed by His Royal Highness the Prince Regent, he swallowed back what he originally wanted to say.

He was stunned just now, he still doesn't know what this guy looks like?He actually wanted to test him out. I have to say that after spending a long time with this bastard, his IQ has also been lowered to the average level.

"Don't make trouble." Shao Qian pushed His Highness the Prince Regent's shoulder: "I was wrong just now."

"My dear, don't say this again in the future, I don't like to hear it." When His Royal Highness the Regent heard that the little emperor was about to stuff him, a violent feeling came from the bottom of his heart, a feeling of rage that seemed to destroy everything .