kiss you in the rain

1. Huh?Buy that kind of thing yourself, bastard

"No, you go by yourself." Du Guangyan took the lollipop from his mouth and said righteously.

Xu Ning looked at Du Guangyan, who had "absolutely not" written on his face, and his teeth were itching with hatred, but at this moment he could only rely on his good friend, since he couldn't be soft, Xu Ning had no choice but to be tough.

"Adu, don't blame the brothers for being unkind, it's you who are unrighteous first!"

"Hey you idiot, don't confuse right and wrong, you're fucking in a relationship and you've got sperm in your head?" Du Guangyan squeezed a lollipop and shouted at Xu Ning, he really didn't understand Xu Ning, even if Having been single for so long and finally getting out of the singles, and having the first real partner in life, there is no need to be in such a hurry to get on base, right?

Besides, the other party is still a man!

"Adu, I'm sorry, I will report all the figures you bought with the pocket money you saved and the games hidden in my house and yours to uncle! Sorry!" Xu Ning immediately took out his mobile phone and said I found the profile picture of Adu's father in WeChat, and pressed it. At this time, Du Guangyan slapped Xu Ning on the back of the head with his free hand, and shouted angrily: "Fuck! You are a bitch, you are the only one who knows how to play tricks!" Yes! Sooner or later you will break your big brother!"

"Adu, this is related to your brother and my life's happiness. How can you ignore death?" Xu Ning held the phone and endured the sharp pain from the back of his head, and almost cried.

Du Guangyan glanced at Xu Ning's pitiful appearance, said "tsk", then stuffed the lollipop into his mouth suddenly, he looked at Xu Ning and said, "Wait for me, isn't it just to buy a condom?" huh! Watch me buy it for you in minutes!"

"Then! You fucking have to call me Father Du from now on!" Du Guangyan turned around very coolly after throwing down these words, and then quickly disappeared at the corner in front of him. At that moment, Du Guangyan was in Xu Ning's eyes The image of suddenly raised N+1 heights.

In fact, it's not that Xu Ning is cowardly, but the current situation is really special, roughly like this:

Xu Ning talked about a boyfriend, that’s right, it’s a boyfriend friend, and just now the boyfriend told Xu Ning that he had a quarrel with his family and was going to run away from home. He proposed to stay at Xu Ning’s house for a few nights, and Xu Ning At home, Xu Ning basically lives alone because his parents work outside all year round. The married sister will come back to visit Xu Ning occasionally, so tonight is the first time that Xu Ning and her boyfriend are alone in the same room. A single man and a widow live under the same roof, something will happen, even if it is not certain, there is a great possibility, so Xu Ning wants to prepare in advance for some things that may happen, but time is tight, he His boyfriend will come over in half an hour, so he can only adopt the principle of proximity and go to the supermarket downstairs to buy condoms. At this time, the most critical problem comes——the owner of this supermarket knows Xu Ning, and also knows Xu Ning. Xu Ning's parents, so Xu Ning couldn't buy condoms, so he called Du Guangyan, a buddy who lived not far from him.

And Du Guangyan is not a typical otaku. He likes to play games and also likes anime and figures. His favorite thing on weekends is to stay at home, play games and watch anime. But he is different from the otaku described on the Internet. Du Guangyan is not shy There is no so-called social phobia. It is better to say that he is a man with a bit of passion, and his character is very straightforward and also a very loyal man. If a friend is in trouble, he will definitely stab him. The sea of ​​fire under the mountain has no hesitation, but... Xu Ning's difficulty makes Du Guangyan also feel very difficult.

"Stupid Xu Ning, I must make you kneel down and call me daddy!" Du Guangyan cursed Xu Ning in his heart with a lollipop in his mouth. The wife is far away. As a normal, adolescent man, Du Guangyan has certainly done such things as masturbating, but he has never imagined doing it for real.

Hmm...Miss YYTwo-dimensional should...not count.

After thinking wildly, Du Guangyan walked to the door of the supermarket downstairs in Xu Ning's house. It was almost seven o'clock in the evening, and the shopping peak of the supermarket would be reached in a while. Du Guangyan had to hurry up before the crowds increased. Finish shopping and leave.Du Guangyan took off the lollipop, looked at the signboard of the supermarket, took a deep breath and stepped into the supermarket.

After stepping into the supermarket, Du Guangyan took a quick look at the situation inside. There were no customers at the door, and there were sparse speeches inside. It seemed that there were not many people, and there were no customers at the front desk. This was a good opportunity!When Du Guangyan turned his head and was about to speak, he found a young man playing a game with his mobile phone sitting in front of the cash register, and...it seemed that the game was being played fiercely, and his face was completely blocked by the raised mobile phone, and he seemed to be He also didn't notice that there was a guest standing in front of his eyes.

"Uh, that... Excuse me..." Although Du Guangyan is a bit passionate, he can easily become cowardly in this situation. After all, he is only a high school student, buying condoms or something... super class!

The cashier brother still didn't seem to hear Du Guangyan's words. Du Guangyan looked at the carefully selected customers on the side monitor, and his heart beat.

"No, we must make a quick decision." Thinking this way, Du Guangyan stepped in front of the cash register, leaned on the cash register and leaned close to the cashier, and immediately asked in a low voice, "Do you have condoms at home?"

"Damn it! Fuck! I was scared to death. I pressed the wrong button, so I lost." The cashier boy was obviously startled by Du Guangyan's sudden voice and movement. He quit the game angrily, and slammed his phone After throwing it aside, he raised his head and saw a customer lying on the cabinet and looking furtively at him standing in front of him.

"What? You want a condom?" The cashier boy looked at Du Guangyan and thought he had misheard what he had just said, so he repeated Du Guangyan's needs in a normal volume without malicious intent.

"Fuck, can you keep your voice down!?" Du Guangyan almost rushed up to cover the cashier's mouth.

The cashier boy looked at the mysterious customer in front of him, frowned, and asked, "Little kid, are you an adult? You don't sell if you're underage."

"What the fuck?" Du Guangyan never expected that the clerk would say such a thing, which caught him off guard. He never expected that such things as condoms would not be sold to minors.

The cashier boy saw that his English was not good enough. He only understood "fuck" when Du Guangyan said, so his brows frowned even deeper, "Little boy, don't fuck and fuck all day, do you understand civilized society?"

Du Guangyan: "???"

Who was lying just now, relying on talking like a thief?Ah, no, no, it's off topic, it's important to buy a condom.

"Do you have condoms at home? Take a box." Du Guangyan lowered his voice for a while, and the cashier brother glanced at Du Guangyan, calmly picked up the mobile phone on the side and started playing, saying: "It's all said Minors are not sold, have you finished your homework for the summer vacation, kid? Don’t think about dirty things all day long, and watch less small movies.”

"What..." Du Guangyan really wanted to prove that he was 18 years old, but his words were unfounded. Who would have thought that buying a condom would require an ID card?Besides, who would have thought that Xu Ning, an idiot, was so anxious to call himself here to buy condoms?

"What are you doing standing there stupidly, waiting for me to carry the big sedan chair to invite you out?" The cashier brother glanced at Du Guangyan who was stunned, and then muttered: "Why are children nowadays so precocious? Is the plane not enough anymore..."

But when he looked up again, Du Guangyan was gone.

Xu Ning wanted to probe to see if Du Guangyan had returned triumphantly, but he was afraid of running into acquaintances nearby. It had been 11 minutes since Du Guangyan left gracefully, and Du Guangyan came back just as Xu Ning was stamping his feet in a hurry , Xu Ning immediately went up to greet him, and asked eagerly: "Have you bought it? How much is it? I will transfer the money to you later, brother, you are so generous..."

"Hey, let me ask you, what kind of idiots are the people collecting money downstairs in your house?" Du Guangyan looked at the palm that Xu Ning extended to him furtively, and slapped it without hesitation. Xu Ning was caught off guard After being slapped, he screamed in pain.

"Adu, how can you say that about the aunt in the supermarket? Every time I buy something, the aunt will give me a change..."

"Auntie? Have you ever seen an auntie who shouted 'Damn! Damn!' after losing a game with a mobile phone?" Du Guangyan wanted to punch Xu Ning again, but he was really angry. He wanted to go back and fight that arrogant cashier boy, but he couldn't relieve his anger by beating Xu Ning or something.

Xu Ning looked at Du Guangyan's furious look, and understood something for a moment, so he said: "Ah... that's my aunt's son. It's summer vacation and he should be helping in the supermarket, but I didn't see him two years ago, but I remember he was very gentle, why, did he offend you?"

"Huh? Gentle?" Du Guangyan just calmed down and fell to the bottom of the valley in an instant, "If he was gentle, would I be able to become an immortal?"

"Uh...do you have some misunderstanding?"

"How the hell would I know, you can fend for yourself, I don't care!" Du Guangyan was about to leave, but suddenly thought of something, so he turned back and said, "Remember to call me Dad from now on."

"..." Xu Ning wanted to refute that he didn't buy a condom at all and call his father a fart, but seeing Du Guangyan's aggrieved look, he swallowed the words that came to his lips.

"But I remember that Brother Yan is a very talkative person... Could it be that you are in a bad mood today?" Xu Ning stood there thinking hard for a while, and suddenly thought that his boyfriend was coming in less than 20 minutes, but He is not prepared for anything.

"Ah... my happiness flew away." Xu Ning stared at the sky blankly and thought.