Professional white lotus little expert gl

Lin Shan works as a cashier in a small supermarket. There are not many customers, the salary is not high, and her life is quite comfortable.But she has a small problem, she can't remember faces every day, which is called prosopagnosia in high-end terms.

Although prosopagnosia does not affect her health, it has caused great trouble to Lin Shan's life.

For example, just now, Aunt Zhao came to buy soybean oil. Lin Shan usually has a good relationship with Aunt Zhao, and she asked her with a smile, "Didn't you just buy olive oil yesterday? Could it be that you didn't like it so you changed it back to soybean oil?"

Aunt Zhao didn't speak, and looked at Lin Shan with a strange expression.

It was just a daily greeting, Aunt Zhao ignored people, and Lin Shan didn't take it seriously, and continued to happily scan the QR code for the next customer.

The next customer was a little girl who bought a lot of snack chocolates. After scanning the QR code, Lin Shan tore off a plastic bag from under the cashier counter, and enthusiastically helped the little girl pack the bag. "Little sister, the total is 65 yuan."

The little girl was stunned for a moment, and asked Lin Shan, "Xiao Lin, have you had any eye problems recently?"

This little girl's voice is a bit old, if you don't look at her face, just listen to her voice, Lin Shan thought she was a middle-aged person in her 50s or [-]s.

Lin Shan didn't care, and asked the little girl with a smile, "Why do you say that?"

The little girl paused, her expression was even weirder than Aunt Zhao just now, "Xiao Lin, open your eyes and see clearly, I am your Aunt Zhao, these snacks are for my granddaughter, the person who bought soybean oil just now , it's you, Uncle Li."

Uncle Li? !

Lin Shan patted her forehead, feeling ashamed.

"That damn quack, let's see how I deal with her after get off work."

Lin Shan was afraid of making a joke by admitting the wrong person again, so she didn't dare to talk to the customers throughout the night shift, but when she scanned the QR code to collect the money, she whispered cursing at the quack doctor who set up a stall on the main road.

Lin Shan knows that she has face blindness, so when she works in daily life, she is very careful, trying to distinguish the identity of regular customers from the degree of stinginess in clothing and conversation, and rarely makes mistakes.

But yesterday, when she got off work at night, she met a genius doctor who claimed to cure all diseases on the road. After spending 200 yuan, her face blindness was miraculously cured.

Now that she was cured, Lin Shan didn't bother to distinguish the identity of the customer, but believed her own eyes, but who knew, that quack doctor didn't cure her disease at all, and she was still as blind as ever. Blindness patients.

After the evening shift, Lin Shan did not go back to the orphanage, but wandered angrily on the street in front of the supermarket, looking for the quack doctor who could cure all diseases.

Not to mention, she really found it.

That quack stall is next to a barbecue stall.

The business of the barbecue stand is booming, and the boss with tattoos all over his arms is grilling kebabs on the grill with his upper body bare.

The fire was too hot, and thick smoke continued to rise from the grill.

And the one surrounded by thick smoke is the signboard of that quack doctor.

Through the smog, you can see the signboard with a few lines of words written in bright highlighters: fortune-telling, bone-touching, Fengshui, ancestral secret recipes, cure all diseases, master Vicki will take you to unravel the secrets of past lives and present lives.

Under the advertisement is a glamorous selfie of Master Vicki.

To be honest, if the slogan is covered, it will be an enlarged version of the small advertisement on the door of the hotel.

Lin Shan stood in front of the booth and looked at Vicki angrily, "You quack doctor, my prosopagnosia is not cured at all, please return the 200 yuan to me quickly, otherwise I will not only destroy your booth, And beat you until you find your teeth everywhere."

Vicki's business was bleak and she was doing a manicure boredly. After hearing Lin Shan's roar, she calmly put down the nail file in her hand and said to Lin Shan, "My friend, I am not Master Vicki, but her My friend Monkey, if you have something to ask the all-powerful Master Vicki, I suggest you come back in an hour."

Lin Shan circled her arms and looked at Vicki, "Although I am face blind, I am not blind, and my memory is not bad. When you saw me at the doctor yesterday, you were wearing this red dress."

Humph, you are Vicki, don't try to lie to me.

amount……

Deception failed.

"I'm just kidding, don't worry about it." Vicki smiled all over her face and beckoned Lin Shan to sit down. "When you see a doctor, how can you get it right once? You have to take three courses of treatment after taking the medicine, right?"

What Vicki said still makes a little sense.

Lin Shan sat on the chair opposite the booth and stared at Vicki suspiciously, "You quack, if you lie to me again, I'll wring your head off."

Vicki was startled by Lin Shan's tone, she held her head in her hands, and looked at Lin Shan pitifully, "I'm so cute, it's inhuman for you to twist my head off."

After pretending to be cute, Vicki specially emphasized, "Besides, he is a master, not a quack doctor."

Lin Shan glared at Vicki, "What kind of master is he, he is obviously a magic stick."

A magic stick sounds much better than a quack doctor. Vicki smiled, took out a bottle of unlabeled ointment from under the table, unscrewed the cap, squeezed the white ointment on the palm of her hand, and rubbed it repeatedly.

After her palms became hot, Vicki stood up and covered Lin Shan's eyes with both hands.

After the heat dissipated, Vicki began to massage the acupuncture points around Lin Shan's eyes.

Really comfortable.

Lin Shan, who was originally full of anger, immediately softened into a kitten after being massaged by Vicki.

Lin Shan asked Vicki in surprise, "How did you do it?"

Vicki's face was unpredictable, "I don't want to disclose my ancestral skills, but now you believe that I am not a magic stick."

Lin Shan happily agreed, "Believe, believe, you are not a magic stick, you are a master."

Master Vicki nodded in relief, and continued to massage Lin Shan, and kept the rhythm of pausing every eight beats.

Every time there is a pause, Vicki will ask Lin Shan, "Is it comfortable?"

Lin Shan answered Vicki lazily, "It's very comfortable."

On the surface, Vicki maintains a fairy-like demeanor, but she can't help but laugh all the time in her heart.

Nonsense, doing eye exercises, of course it is comfortable.

Yes.

Vicki's way of massaging Lin Shan is not an ancestral stunt, but eye exercises that are hated by the majority of primary and middle school students.

For the revolution, to protect eyesight and prevent myopia.

Eye exercises, the life-saving skills you deserve, oh yeah.

When massaging Lin Shan, Vicki kept whispering, "In the third session, massage Sibai points, 1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4,..."

Vicki read vaguely, Lin Shan couldn't understand, and asked curiously: "Master Vicki, are you chanting a spell?"

"Yes." Master Vicki said mysteriously to Lin Shan: "With the blessing of the spell, your prosopagnosia will recover faster."

Lin Shan kept silent, and listened to Master Vicki chanting the spell with a devout expression.

Vicki pursed her lips and said to Lin Shan, "I'll give you a 160% discount on today's treatment fee, [-] yuan."

Lin Shan had already put money behind her, "Master Vicki, as long as it can cure my prosopagnosia, I am willing to spend as much as I want."

Vicki nodded in relief. People, she still has to stick to her dreams. She has to follow her heart. If she closes the booth early and goes home to play mahjong, she won't be able to cheat Lin Shan of the 160 yuan.

Looking at Lin Shan's flawless beautiful face, Vicki couldn't help but sigh, there are too many brains now, and a liar like her is obviously not enough.