Professional white lotus little expert gl

The shop waiter probably knew that his chef's temper was easy to offend people, so he served Ning Jinyue and Lu Yi a pot of good tea halfway, saying that he was apologizing for his chef.

No matter how prosperous the business is, it has to work hard to attract repeat customers.

After eating the cucumbers, Ning Jinyue's anger almost disappeared. Now that the waiter's posture is so low, the few complaints left in her heart disappeared with the smile on the waiter's face.

Over there, Lu Yi was still fighting with his big bowl, and was about to wipe out the three big bowls of beef noodles in one go.

Ning Jinyue advised Lu Yi, "Eat slowly."

Lu Yixu couldn't eat anymore, so he wiped his mouth with a paper towel, leaned on the table, and said to Ning Jinyue, "I'll take a break first, and I'll start eating the second half later."

This is really eating noodles with life.

Ning Jinyue poured a cup of tea for Lu Yi, "Come, have some tea."

The tea was a little hot, Lu Yi picked up the teacup, put it to his mouth, and gently blew the tea to cool down, "The last time I drank tea was more than ten years ago. At that time, I was saving money every day, and before I closed the stall at night, Go to the tea shop next door and have a bowl of the cheapest tea."

Hearing this tone, it is likely that he is about to start recalling the past, and in this memory, maybe he can find the key point to increase the disgust value.

Ning Jinyue instantly pricked up her ears.

"At that time, my family was not as rich as it is now. The livelihood of the family of three was supported by a small vegetable stall." Lu Yi smiled and asked Ning Jinyue, "You know how difficult my family's life was at that time. ?"

Ning Jinyue shook her head, "Unbelievable."

Lu Yi put down his teacup, put his wrist on the table, and said to Ning Jinyue, "It's so hard to open the pot. The rice you bought can't be stewed into rice, but porridge, so that the bag of rice can be eaten for a longer time. .”

It's not that their parents don't work hard to earn money, they eat and sell vegetables from dawn to dusk, and work hard day after day, but their income is still pitifully low.

This society has never treated the poor and poor people kindly, and is not even willing to give them a chance to make progress.

Lu Yi remembered that at that time, she had to go to the vegetable market every day after school.

She is good at mathematics and can weigh customers for change independently. When she is busy, her parents put her in the place where onions, ginger and garlic are sold, and ask her to help sell vegetables.

Lu Yi said to Ning Jinyue: "It's really hard to make money. Back then, vegetable prices were low, and money was earned on a per cent basis. Even if I am worth tens of billions now, I still feel that a few cents are very precious."

Ning Jinyue suddenly realized.

No wonder Lu Yi's attitude towards a few cents is so stubborn. It turns out that there was a shadow in his childhood.

The uncles and aunts who bought vegetables saw that Lu Yi was young, and sometimes she was short of [-] or [-] cents, so they wouldn't let her give change, and told her to stay and buy candy.

But she was reluctant to buy sugar, so she saved up the odds and ends and bought tea at the tea shop next door before closing the stall every day.

Speaking of this, Lu Yi couldn't help laughing, "Speaking of which, it was still my first love."

The owner of the tea shop has a daughter. Every day after school, she goes to the tea shop to wait for her father to close the stall.While waiting, sometimes I would sit in front of the tea shop and do my homework.

Ning Jinyue asked Lu Yi, "Isn't that little girl beautiful?"

Looking at life at the age of three, Lu Yineng has become such a face-seeking madman as he is now, and he must have been very willing to cling to a beautiful little girl when he was a child.

Lu Yi shook his head, "Not pretty, very ordinary, with small eyes and sparse eyebrows."

Ning Jinyue was surprised, "You didn't even look at your face."

Lu Yi smiled and said, "I like the smell on her body."

The light and faint tea fragrance, after smelling it once, it will never be forgotten.

In the vegetable market, there are either vegetable stalls or meat shops, or poultry and live fish. All kinds of smells are mixed together, which is particularly pungent.Every time he came home from the stall, Lu Yi had to rub his body with hot water for a long time to wash off the bad smell.

Therefore, Lu Yi liked the faint tea scent on that little girl very much.

Lu Yi frowned, "But later, I had a rival in love."

Ning Jinyue asked Lu Yi, "Who is it?"

Lu Yi looked serious, "The second daughter of the pork shop."

Pork shop?

House's?

Second daughter?

When others tell their first love stories, they are all beautiful and youthful, going to and from school together, flying a kite together, eating the same ice cream, etc. In short, holding hands will make you shy for a semester.

On the other hand, Miss Lu's first love story is really down-to-earth.

"Pfft." Ning Jinyue couldn't hold back her laughter, and the tea she just drank directly spewed out.

Lu Yi glared at Ning Jinyue, and said angrily, "Why are you laughing, if you are capable, don't eat pork in your life."

Ning Jinyue has quit eating, and it is not impossible to not eat pork for the rest of her life.

But Ning Jinyue didn't continue to argue with Lu Yi, and apologized to Lu Yi seriously, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed."

No way, the story is too exciting, no matter what, I have to coax Lu Yi to continue telling it.

Lu Yi now thinks of that first love story, his eyes are still sad, "For the convenience of telling, from now on, I will refer to the tea shop's daughter and the pork shop's second daughter as Xiaocha and Xiaozhu."

Although Xiaocha is not beautiful, she is the little goddess in the vegetable market.

Lu Yi remembered that all the children in the vegetable market at that time liked to play with Xiaocha, but the children who liked to cling to Xiaocha did not include Xiaozhu.

Lu Yi lost because he was too proactive, no matter how much she tried to please Xiaocha, Xiaocha still only had Xiaozhu in his eyes.

However, Xiaocha did not alienate other children because of her admiration for Xiaozhu. Xiaocha tried her best to maintain a strong network of contacts.

It's like a mini version of Yang Wu, and she's not as pretty as Yang Wu.

I have to say that Lu Yi's storytelling ability is really strong, and he can tell the play between children into a rich and powerful drama.

Ning Jinyue was fascinated by the story, and completely forgot about finding the key points.

"Then, I was honored to become a member of Xiaocha's spare tire group." Lu Yi waved his hand and said with a sigh: "I won't talk about the sad history, now let's skip the unimportant things and talk about some important things."

Ning Jinyue complained, "Storytelling can also be fast-forwarded."

Lu Yi smiled, "It's all peeing, so it doesn't matter if you don't listen."

Lu Yi picked up the teacup, took a sip of the tea, and moistened his throat.

When the teacup was put down, Ning Jinyue saw that the teacup was empty, and refilled Lu Yi with another cup of tea.

Lu Yi pulled himself together and continued: "After the summer vacation, I was promoted to junior high school. Xiaocha, Xiaocha and I, as well as my girlfriend Xiaozhu, were assigned to the same class."

and many more.

After only one summer vacation, how did Xiao Zhu become Lu Yi's girlfriend.

If Xiaozhu becomes Lu Yi's girlfriend, what will Xiaocha do?

Ning Jinyue cut off the conversation, and looked at Lu Yi sadly, "You're lying, the plot you're fast-forwarding isn't peeing at all, it's all essence."

Lu Yi shrugged, "I can't help it, some things are colored, it's hard to say, it's not convenient to say."

Ning Jinyue's eyes were burning, "Don't, I like to listen to colored ones, the yellower the color, the better."

Lu Yi paused and didn't answer, "Anyway, after the summer vacation, I became Xiaozhu's girlfriend."

Ning Jinyue clenched her hands into fists, with a dissatisfied expression on her face, "You are trying to smother me to death."

Lu Yi smiled wickedly, "Every time I ask you about Lin Shan, you don't tell me. My mood at that time was the same as yours at the moment, and I was dying of suffocation. Now you know how uncomfortable this feeling is. Bar."

Ning Jinyue nodded.

Got it, she swore, she would never do this again.

Lu Yi, "Since we entered junior high school, Xiaocha and I are still friends, but since I became friends with Xiaocha during the summer vacation, she has been wary of me."

Ning Jinyue was puzzled, "You bought Xiaocha?"

Lu Yi nodded, "At the beginning of the summer vacation, Xiaocha and Xiaozhu fell in love. In the middle of the summer vacation, Xiaocha and Xiaozhu broke up. Cha's heart, and then Xiaozhu suddenly realized that he wanted to get back together with Xiaocha. Xiaocha, that green tea bitch, just dumped me and flew away with Xiaozhu. With unremitting efforts, Xiaocha was successfully greened."

Ning Jinyue was a little dazed, the relationship between the characters was too messy, she had to start from scratch.

After understanding the relationship between the characters, Ning Jinyue sighed in her heart. Parents really shouldn't criticize the current children for being precocious. In fact, the children in the past were more precocious.

Lu Yi, "After entering junior high school, my younger brother Kubi was born. His arrival made the originally poor family even more stretched."

But the poor belong to the poor, but life is very comfortable. The vendors in the vegetable market are all poor people, and there is no such thing as who looks down on anyone.

Lu Yi, "After school every day, I still go to the vegetable market to help sell vegetables, but because I am old, there are no uncles and aunts to give me change for me to buy candy."

Lu Yi studied very hard in junior high school, because at that time the school had a poverty alleviation project, and the students who got the first place in the exam were rewarded with 200 yuan.

Ning Jinyue asked, "Did you take the first place in the exam?"

Lu Yi raised his head, "Of course."

Ning Jinyue couldn't believe it, "How did you do it?"

Lu Yi bowed his head, "Cheating."

Regardless of whether the method is bright or not, anyway, Lu Yi got the reward of 200 yuan.

Just in time for the little pig's birthday, Lu Yi spent all the 200 yuan on the little pig, and took the little pig and little tea for a luxury.

Ning Jinyue was surprised, "You love Xiaocha, but Xiaocha is still willing to play with you?"

"At that time, they were all children. There was nothing green or not. They all got together and played around. It's not so much a relationship, it's better to say it's girlfriends fighting each other." Lu Yi smiled and said to Ning Jinyue : "Did you find that I had the potential to spend money like water at that time, 200 yuan, such a huge sum of money, I squandered it without blinking my eyes."

Yes, you are great.

In your eyes, the amount above one yuan is not considered money. What you care about is a huge sum of thirty-five cents.

Lu Yi, "In the summer vacation of the second year of junior high school, my mother had a car accident. It was very serious and her lower body was paralyzed. She still can't walk on the ground."

It was a luxury car that hit her mother. At that time, Lu Yi had never seen the world, and only when he grew up did he realize that the car was worth tens of millions.

People who drove tens of millions of cars didn't care about the compensation at all. He saw that Lu Yi's family was living in poverty, so he directly paid three times the compensation.

Lu Yi, "The owner of the car is really a good person. In fact, my mother was solely responsible for that accident."

Lu Yi's father used the compensation to open a vegetable shop. Because of his quick thinking, the vegetable shop turned into a small supermarket.

Small supermarkets turned into big supermarkets, big supermarkets turned into companies, and companies started to engage in real estate. After saving hundreds of millions of dollars, they began to devote themselves to the cultural industry.

Money begets money, profits come and go. What started as a small vegetable stall has now become a large enterprise with a market value of tens of billions.

Ning Jinyue finally understands why Lu Yi always laments the impermanence of the world, and Lu Yi's life experiences are really few people can experience.

But Lu Yi's mother is really pitiful, her lower body is paralyzed, and she will have to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

Ning Jinyue held Lu Yi's hand and comforted her, "It's okay, it's all over. After the game is over, I will find a chance to visit my aunt."

Lu Yi nodded, with tears flashing from the corners of his eyes, "My mother has a good attitude and is physically disabled. Since she got rich because of the compensation, she has been walking around in a wheelchair on the road every day, looking for a chance to earn another compensation. "

Ning Jinyue was dumbfounded.

Theoretically speaking, this is not physical disability, but touching porcelain.

Lu Yi's mother always believed that the car accident was a gift from God, and she firmly chose the latter between selling vegetables in a healthy state and counting money paralyzed.

Because of this, Lu Yi's mother never watched time-travel dramas, and especially hated those authors who let the protagonist time-travel at every turn. If she time-traveled, her life trajectory would change, and she would definitely not be able to live a prosperous life like she is now.

These three views are really not ordinary distortions.

But to be honest, if Ning Jinyue could choose, she would make the same choice.

If you are paralyzed, you will be paralyzed. With a net worth of 600 billion, you can spend 300 billion to hire scientists to study smart wheelchairs, hire a few nannies, and still travel around the world.

But if you don’t have money in your pocket, no matter how healthy you are, you can’t go abroad.

Li Ling scolded Ning Jinyue, "Money worshiping bitch."

Ning Jinyue replied to him, "Fake and noble."

Li Ling continued to scold Ning Jinyue, "Vulgar bitch."

Ning Jinyue continued to answer him, "Hypocrite."

Li Ling shut up and cleverly hid himself.

There is no way, the words are poor, and if they continue to fight each other, he will definitely lose.

Lu Yi continued to talk about her sad history, "In the third year of junior high school, I transferred to a private school where the children of all kinds of celebrities gathered."

Ning Jinyue understood, "If your family is rich, you should really change to a school with a better environment, which will also benefit your future development."

Lu Yi shook his head, "I didn't take the initiative to transfer, I was driven away by the joint efforts of my classmates."

Among the classmates who chased her away were Faxiao, Xiaocha and Xiaozhu whom she had known in the vegetable market.

Lu Yi is not the kind of person who can be driven away, but their methods are too ruthless. After school, someone often puts a sack over her head from behind and beats her indiscriminately.

Of course, Xiaocha and Xiaozhu were not among the people who beat her up. The two of them just stood on the sidelines from a distance, afraid of getting burned.

At that time, the bystanders were more hateful than the perpetrators, and Lu Yi prayed all the time, hoping that Xiaocha and Xiaozhu could come and help her.

Unfortunately, in this world, the only one who can help you escape from the sea of ​​suffering is always yourself.

Ning Jinyue was puzzled, "They are all your friends and classmates, why did they hurt you?"

Lu Yi chuckled, "Because I am different from them."

They used to be children from poor families, their pockets were cleaner than their faces, and if they wanted to buy the cheapest counterfeit mobile phone, they had to do odd jobs to save money for a year.

After Lu Yi became the rich second generation, she didn't transfer directly to another school. Her parents were ordinary working people, and they didn't want to spend their money. Even if they started a company and made a lot of money, they still lived in old residential buildings.

Although the parents were saving, they did not restrict Lu Yi from spending money at all.

Lu Yi said to Ning Jinyue: "My parents have never read any books. They treat their children with doting and no education. When they have money, they try their best to give me pocket money, saying that they will make up for the shortfall they owed me before. return."

When the classmates were still picking up the old clothes of his older brothers and sisters, Lu Yi had already started to put on the thousand-yuan decorative scarves.

While the students were still overjoyed about having a hot pot meal, Lu Yi had already started to eat top-quality steak for every meal.

When the students were still doing summer jobs, Lu Yi had already traveled all over Europe.

Unsurprisingly, Lu Yi was excluded by his classmates.

At first it was just to alienate her, but slowly someone started to attack her, burn her things, tear her clothes, and finally the whole school united and kicked her out of the school.

Fortunately, that garbage school has few students, counting several grades together, there are only about a hundred students.

Speaking of this, Lu Yi couldn't help laughing, "The day I was kicked out of the school, the bald headmaster was shocked, saying that the attendance rate of the students in this garbage school has reached 50.00% for the first time in more than ten years. above."

Ning Jinyue felt a little distressed, "There is nothing to be proud of in this kind of thing."

Lu Yi raised his head, "You must be proud. That day I stood at the gate of the school with a loudspeaker in my hand and scolded those scumbags."

How ugly how to scold.

Half of that gang of scumbags are Lu Yi's children, and Lu Yi knows them well, and he is merciless in uncovering their shortcomings, and pokes at the pain.

Dozens of mouths were opened, but Lu Yi was never scolded alone.

On the way home, Lu Yi cried.

When she was very young, she went to the playground of the school with a group of neighborhood children to play on the swings and jump rubber bands. It can be said that it was the place where she had stayed for more than ten years.

Lu Yi sighed, "At that time, I really felt like a lost dog."

Ning Jinyue asked Lu Yi, "Since you want to stay in that school, why don't you keep a low profile?"

Junior high school students should already know how to protect themselves.

Lu Yi said helplessly: "I can't help it, I'm vain, I like to wear beautiful clothes, I like to wear shiny diamond necklaces, and I also like to show off, I have to show off in front of others when I buy good things, otherwise I won't be able to sleep at night. "

Ning Jinyue understood, "No wonder."

Lu Yi smiled, "My mother often said that there are three reasons why a woman cannot get married."

Ning Jinyue was curious, "Which three?"

Lu Yi counted with his fingers and told Ning Jinyue, "It's delicious, lazy, and loves to dress up. I happen to have all three of these."

Ning Jinyue shook her head.

Don't make trouble, she doesn't account for any of these three reasons, but she is still single.

After that, Lu Yi transferred to that private noble school.

It is really a noble school, the headmaster has lush hair, and there is no sign of baldness at all, unlike the previous garbage school, from the headmaster to the dean, from the teacher to the guard, from top to bottom, there is a whole bunch of baldness.

Lu Yi still couldn't help sighing, "After I transferred to another school, I didn't take a day off. I went to class on time every day, and went to the principal's office when I had nothing to do. I have to say that the fact that the principal has hair is really very happy. .”

Ning Jinyue pondered for a moment.

The relationship between hair and happiness is not grasped in the slightest.

After transferring to another school, Lu Yi was still excluded. Those children from wealthy families disliked her aura of nouveau riche.

Lu Yi was not angry, what happened to the nouveau riche, and he didn't steal your money, why should he look down on the nouveau riche.

At that time, Lu Yi was like a fighting cock every day, full of fighting spirit, with a small knife in his pocket, ready to fight with others at any time.

But the children in the noble private schools are different from the poor guys before. They exclude you, they don't beat you and scold you, they just use cold violence.

Even if you take the initiative to provoke, they don't bother to care about you.

Lu Yi patted the table and said to Ning Jinyue: "Under this environment, I have not developed an anti-social personality, and I am definitely gifted."

If people with poor psychological qualities were allowed in, they would go crazy within three months.

Ning Jinyue asked Lu Yi, "Did you not have any friends at the time?"

Lu Yi thought for a while, and answered Ning Jinyue, "There is one, I am at the same table."

Lu Yi's deskmate is a handsome lady who likes to read some sad literary novels during math class.

Once, I was accidentally discovered by a math teacher. At first, the math teacher didn't take it seriously. He thought about confiscating the books in class, and then secretly returning the books to everyone after class.

After all, they are all children with a background, and they just read some literary works in math class to cultivate their sentiments, which is harmless.

The math teacher opened the novel casually, and after reading it a few times, he was immediately stunned.

It's not a literary novel at all, the content is straightforward and makes people's blood spurt.

Uh, no, it's jaw-dropping.

Lu Yi got close and took a peek at the content of the novel.

The OOXX story of the 18-round battle between the 36CM cousin and the [-]D cousin.

I'm going, it's so hot.

Now the problem is serious, the math teacher not only confiscated the books, but also invited the parents of all the ladies.

The lady was dumbfounded at the time. Her parents were both highly respected leaders in the education field. They were full of peaches and plums, and intellectuals had the best face. If this news spread, it would definitely be a chain reaction like an earthquake and tsunami.

The next class is English class.

During class break, Lu Yi went to the bathroom to touch up his makeup, returned to his seat, and was just about to lie down to sleep, when everyone suddenly said to Lu Yi, "I want to commit suicide."

"Oh." Lu Yi opened the small mirror, brushed mascara and replied calmly, "What a coincidence, I think so too."

Lu Yi wasn't joking, she really wanted to commit suicide, she was too aggrieved to live, it's better to die, it's over.

During class, everyone's lady has been discussing with Lu Yi about suicide, saying that she would choose the most tragic way to bid farewell to the world.

And the most tragic way is to jump off a building.

Lu Yi was very disdainful in his heart.

The world doesn't know who you are at all, you bid farewell to the world unilaterally, and you still choose the most tragic way, have you considered how the world feels?

However, Lu Yi did not show this disdain. This noble private school is managed in a closed manner, with security patrolling 24 hours a day, and life teachers are watching every move of the students every minute.

With Lu Yi's IQ, he might have been subdued by the security guard before reaching the top of the building.

Ning Jinyue was terrified when she heard that, she nervously asked Lu Yi, "Then did you jump off the building?"

Lu Yi turned his head and glared at Ning Jinyue, "Are you stupid? If I jumped off the building, why would I sit here and brag to you?"

Also.

Ning Jinyue smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, the story is so exciting, I'm a little invested in it."

After evening self-study, Lu Yi followed the instructions of everyone, avoided the security guards and patrolling teachers, and successfully climbed to the top of the building.

It was a very windy day, the night sky was very dark, there was no moon, and it was a good day to commit suicide together.

At midnight, Lu Yi received a congratulatory message from everyone, "See you in the next life."

Lu Yi didn't want to see everyone's ladies in his next life, but she still replied politely, "I wish you a good journey."

Ha ha.

At that time, Lu Yi despised herself very much. Not long after she transferred to another school, she had already put on a mask of hypocrisy and indifference like those rich kids around her.

But at the same time, Lu Yi wanted to understand a truth.

Lu Yi moved the bench forward, straightened his waist, and proudly said to Ning Jinyue, "You have to encourage me for this. I have lived for so many years, and that is the only time I have used my brain to think about problems."

Ning Jinyue applauded applaudingly, and then asked Lu Yi, "What do you want to understand?"

Money, status, power.

Circle, family, privilege.

A word called class divides all living beings into ranks and ranks.

The problem Lu Yi is facing now is that she does not belong to any class. She is sandwiched between the two classes alone, and she is in a dilemma.

Therefore, she only needs to compromise a little bit and take a step aside, and she can live a comfortable life without dying.

Moreover, the cafeteria will serve French breakfast tomorrow morning, which is a rare opportunity. If you die, you won't be able to eat it.

Given how stingy her parents are, if she dies, the tribute under the memorial tablet can only be steamed buns and pickles, and there will never be such high-end French food.

No, absolutely not to die.

This building, whoever likes to jump, can jump, anyway, she won't jump.

She wants to survive, find a chance to sneak into the dormitory of the ladies, and inherit her whole suitcase of unhealthy reading materials.

I heard that there are beasts and sex scenes, but I don’t know if there are lesbian ones. After all, she only likes girls and is not keen on action dramas between men and women.

Ning Jinyue asked Lu Yi, "Where is that lady, did she jump off the building?"

Lu Yi's eyes showed a cold look, "I get angry when I mention that bitch."

After Lu Yi decided not to jump off the building, he went back to the bedroom to take a hot bath, and then fell asleep soundly, completely forgetting about the agreement with everyone.

The next morning, Lu Yi came to the cafeteria refreshed, and while queuing up for French food, he accidentally ran into a lady who was equally refreshed.

Everyone's lady is more refreshed than Lu Yi, her small school uniform is ironed perfectly, and she has a hypocritical appearance of an excellent class leader of a three-good student.

Lu Yi was blown up at that time, everyone asked her to jump off the building, but she didn't jump, it was just teasing her.

Lu Yi rushed in front of everyone's lady, grabbed her by the hair, and yelled, "Fuck, you didn't jump off the building."

Not to be outdone, the ladies grabbed Lu Yi's neck, "Fuck, you didn't even dance."

Lu Yi, "Fuck, I don't dare to dance."

Everyone is a lady, "Fuck, you think I dare to dance."

Lu Yi, "Fuck, you bitch, let me go."

Everyone is a lady, "Fuck, you are mentally retarded, dare to scold me, let me see how I deal with you."

Lu Yi, "Fuck, what's wrong with scolding you, you deserve to be scolded for doing something that harms others and does not benefit yourself."

Everyone is beautiful, "Fuck, my dad is the director of the Education Bureau. If you don't let go, I will let the school expel you."

Lu Yi, "Fuck, who are you scaring? My dad sells cabbage in the vegetable market. If you dare to fire me, I'll make my dad slash you with cabbage."

Lu Yi fought with the lady for an entire hour. During this period, not only did they greet each other's eighteen generations of ancestors, but Lu Yi also slapped the lady on his back.

Lu Yi came up from the bottom of the society. Fighting, tearing, cursing, and swearing is her housekeeping skill. The eldest sister is a weak woman who is found reading pornographic books and clamors to commit suicide. She is not her opponent at all. .

It wasn't until the principal came to persuade the fight that Lu Yi stopped unwillingly and let everyone's ladies live.

When learning about the situation, the principal was angry, but he was also very relieved, "It was a big mistake to fight, but when I told you to stop, you stopped without saying a word, which shows that in your heart, you still respect me as the principal."

Lu Yi sat across from the desk, put his feet on the desk, and the domineering principal said: "No way, who made you have hair? I can't stand the cuteness of the principal with hair. No resistance."

headmaster,"……"

If I told you I was wearing a wig, would you kill me with a knife?

Later, Lu Yi was expelled from the school.

Who made everyone's daughter's father the director of the Education Bureau?

Who made Lu Yi's father an upstart selling cabbage in the vegetable market?

Who made everyone's ladylike uncle the founder of the school?

Who told Lu Yi's uncle to be...

Well, Lu Yi doesn't have an uncle, her father is the only child.

Lu Yi said to Ning Jinyue: "Although I later successfully integrated into the upper class, in my bones, I still can't forget the hard times when I was selling vegetables in the vegetable market. Although this habit is quite strange, but I am not going to change it, it is my root, after I change it, I will not be the same as before."

Ning Jinyue's eyes were red, and she held Lu Yi's hand, "You don't need to change it, don't worry, if anyone dares to laugh at you for saving change, I will be the second to go up and fight with her."

Gun hit the bird.

No matter how urgent the situation was, Ning Jinyue would not be the first to rush out.

Lu Yi nodded happily, "Then the forty cents you owe me, can you pay me back now?"

Pay it back, you must pay it back, if you don't pay it back, I'm sorry for my conscience.

Ning Jinyue took out a dollar from her pocket, ran to the cash register, exchanged ten dime coins, ran back to her seat, and returned four to Lu Yi.

Lu Yi took the money, tears welling up in his eyes, "Dear Xiaoqianqian, you are finally back, it was not in vain for your mother to kiss me for half an hour."

Bittersweet?

Ning Jinyue stared at Lu Yi with wide eyes, "Did you make up that story just now?"

Lu Yi, "Nonsense, with my IQ, how could I make up such a logical story? It's my real experience, but I seldom tell others about it."

Ning Jinyue looked at Lu Yi in disbelief, "You mentioned it to me just to get back the forty cents?"

Lu Yi nodded, "Of course, otherwise, what do you think it is, do you want to talk with your girlfriends?"

Ning Jinyue really thought it was her girlfriends who were having a heart-to-heart talk, it wasn't that she was simply easy to be fooled, it was just Lu Yi's routine, which was so outrageously long that it caught people off guard.

Other people's routines are usually mountain paths, at most suet roads, but Lu Yi's routines are a road to the sky.

Long and wide, there is no sign, comparable to the Sahara Desert, and those who don’t get lost are all camels with big eyes.

Lu Yi put the coins in his wallet, picked up his chopsticks, and said to Ning Jinyue: "Since the money is coming back, I won't talk to you about my miserable life after being expelled from school. I will continue eating noodles. It's really cold to eat."

"Come on, I haven't heard enough."

"Yes, one more time."

"I didn't understand that during the summer vacation, so let's talk about it again."

"Did you get that box of unhealthy reading materials?"

"What happened to Little Pig and Little Tea?"

Protests came from all directions, and only then did Ning Jinyue realize that the customers at the surrounding tables stretched their necks to look this way, obviously listening for a while.

And not enough.

Ning Jinyue covered her face with her hands, and said to Lu Yi: "Eat quickly, and leave as soon as you finish eating, it's too embarrassing."

Lu Yi was not ashamed, put down his chopsticks, stood up with a smile, clenched his fists, and made a bow to the customers around him, "I'm new here, and I'm shy in my pocket. If you have money, you can borrow money to buy it." It’s a money market, and those who don’t want to borrow money sell pots and irons to hold a money market, in short, hold a money market so that the little ones can earn money to support their families.”

After speaking, Lu Yi picked up the white porcelain plate that was used to put cucumbers just now, and went to the table to collect money.

Lu Yi is treating himself as a storyteller.

Ning Jinyue really wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

Before Ning Jinyue could finish being ashamed, an uncle walked up to Ning Jinyue and handed her 100 yuan, "This is a good one, keep going."

Wrong, it's not the storyteller, it's about cross talk.

Ning Jinyue's eyes lit up, she stood up, followed behind Lu Yi, rushing to collect the money.

Li Ling joked, "I found the crack in the ground for you, but with such a big face, you shouldn't be able to get in."

Ning Jinyue chuckled, "Stop drilling, we Jianghu performers usually go out without shame, and keep them at home as offerings."

Ning Jinyue was happily collecting money when she suddenly heard Lu Yi's exclamation, "Let me go."

Ning Jinyue looked up and saw Gu Xiaorou dragging Lu Yi back to his seat with a gloomy expression, and pushed him on the bench to teach him a lesson, "You don't feel ashamed."

After teaching Lu Yi a lesson, Gu Xiaorou turned to teach Ning Jinyue a lesson, "Lu Yi is crazy, and you also make trouble with him, you don't want your image, do you? Don't forget, you are participating in a competition."

Ning Jinyue was wronged, stuck out her tongue, and sat down on the bench in a well-behaved manner.

Lin Shan sat down next to Ning Jinyue calmly.

Gu Xiaorou looked around, and said sharply: "And you guys, let's go, walk two streets forward, there is a teahouse there, there is a storyteller in the teahouse, you can go there and listen."

Some customers were unwilling, "Mr. Storyteller is not as interesting as this little girl's story."

Lu Yi struggled to stand up, but was stared at by Gu Xiaorou and sat down.

After making a fuss for half an hour, the crowd of onlookers reluctantly dispersed.

Ning Jinyue asked Gu Xiaorou, "When did you guys come?"

Gu Xiaorou, "The principal came in wearing a wig."

It's been a long time coming.

Ning Jinyue asked Gu Xiaorou, "How did you get in, didn't you line up?"

Gu Xiaorou shook her head, "No, I bought scalper tickets."

Can I still buy scalper tickets?

Lu Yi asked Gu Xiaorou, "How much is the scalper ticket?"

Gu Xiaorou frowned, "It's quite expensive, 200 yuan."

Lu Yi frowned in annoyance, "I would have bought scalper tickets if I knew earlier."

Gu Xiaorou asked Lu Yi, "How did you get in here?"

Lu Yi rolled his eyes, "It came in with money."

Every time Lu Yi spends money, it is not a small sum.

Gu Xiaorou stretched out her hand, pinched Lu Yi's cheek, and chuckled, "Are you stupid?"

Lu Yi shook his head, stubbornly resisting, "Not stupid."

At best, it can be considered as wise as foolish.

Gu Xiaorou continued to knead, "Yes, you are not stupid, you are quite cute."

Lu Yi excitedly asked Gu Xiaorou, "Really? How am I cute?"

Gu Xiaorou looked at Lu Yi seriously: "So cute and silly."

The atmosphere is extremely ambiguous.

Ning Jinyue was caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food. After reacting for a while, she covered Lin Shan's eyes with her hand and warned her, "Don't look, it's not suitable for children."

Lin Shan nodded obediently.

She was calm on the surface, but she was roaring in her heart: Ning Jinyue, as long as you nod, believe it or not, I can do even more inappropriate actions than Gu Xiaorou.

Lu Yi's pinched ears felt hot, she gave Gu Xiaorou a soft look, "Don't seduce me, I don't like you like this."

Gu Xiaorou withdrew her hand and said nonchalantly, "I know, you like Boom like that."

Who is Boom?

Ning Jinyue was a little sad, why was she always the last to know about these explosive gossips.

Lin Shan explained to Ning Jinyue, "Boom is a goddess."

Ning Jinyue raised her eyebrows, "Goddess?"

Lin Shan waved her hand, and said to Ning Jinyue, "Boom is Lu Yi's goddess, not mine. My goddess is only you."

Right, that is it.

Never give up any opportunity to show affection.

Gu Xiaorou glanced at Lin Shan appreciatively, "Not bad, the response is quite fast."

Lin Shan smiled modestly, "It's just barely saving my life."

Lu Yi frowned, and questioned Gu Xiaorou, "You suddenly treat me so well, is there a conspiracy?"

The corner of Gu Xiaorou's mouth twitched slightly, "Yes, there is a conspiracy. I want to get close to you first, and then kill you when you are not prepared, so that I can inherit your diary full of typos."

Lu Yi heard that Gu Xiaorou was joking, so he rolled his lips and gave Gu Xiaorou a look, "Don't talk about falling down."

Gu Xiaorou was helpless, and said to Lu Yi: "When I was in school, I was also excluded. I feel the same for your experience."

It turned out to be the case.

Ning Jinyue secretly conspired just now, but she didn't expect that Gu Xiaorou's sudden change of sex had a legitimate reason.

Lin Shan asked Gu Xiaorou sympathetically, "Why were you excluded?"

Gu Xiaorou said calmly: "It's nothing, I just stole from my classmates and was accidentally discovered, and then the whole class united and kicked me out of school."

"..."

This isn't exclusion, it's what you deserve.