[Comprehensive] Bear kids save the world

No one in this world understands her.Xiong Lili doesn't know, what will happen if everyone finds out that she is not a genius but a good-for-nothing?

Xiong Lili felt that she would be forced to death by public opinion.

She can even think of, poor, accidentally, the good-for-nothing Xiong Lili who disguised herself as a schoolmaster, turned into the heroine who was bullied and hurt in shoujo manga.

Japan is a particularly terrifying country. Girls like fan clubs, they hug each other at every turn, and they are crazy fans of some superhumans.If she finds out that she lied to them, she will turn from fan to black, and play a game of group exclusion...

Then, the sad Xiong Lili will be like that poor girl in the morning news, her parents are divorced, and she will be treated coldly, despised, and bullied by her classmates... Then, in despair... she jumps downstairs.

The girl was very lucky and was picked up by the uncle downstairs.

Xiong Lili felt that a child as bad as her would never have such good luck.

Xiong Lili whimpered and cried aggrievedly while wandering around the school.

In any case, she didn't want to go back to that horrible classroom.

She is lonely, she is lonely, and she has no common language with all her classmates.

Suddenly, Xiong Lili accidentally stepped on the empty steps and rolled down.

"God... When I said jumping off a building, I was just talking casually. Don't take it so seriously, okay?"

From childhood to adulthood, a child like Xiong Lili is good at disguising as Mary Su (in my opinion).He is also good at making [-] rolls on the spot.

Xiong Lili didn't know if it was because she accidentally fell down at Mary's wedding... and hit Mary...

Mary started to want to abandon her?

The history of Xiong Lili's falls can be deduced backwards. She started from learning to walk...

In fact, it can also be said from another angle, Mary stays at home with nothing to do, and the unlucky history of being knocked into the air starts from Xiong Lili learning to walk...

In the past few years, Mary had been extremely fanatical and keen to take Lily Xiong to the doctor.

To check whether Xiong Lili has cerebellar degeneration?Does the bear child have two legs that are not long on one side?Even maliciously, took Xiong Lili to check her IQ?

This long and heart-wrenching process can almost be written as a history of Xiong Lili's childhood blood and tears.

As a result, the authoritative expert told Mary with a straight face, "Your child is very good and normal. The cerebellum is also well developed. The legs are long on one side, the feet are well-shaped, and there is no flat foot. The IQ is also beyond the normal range of the standard line." In other words, this child is a little smarter than normal people. We once found a professional psychologist and conducted detailed observations on her. The result is that your child is in a good state of mind. As for why he fell for no reason? Probably only Could it be bad luck?"

Falling down when nothing happens, because the point is too back, bad luck?

That day, when Mary heard the doctor's conclusion, it was as if she had been struck by lightning, and she stared dumbfounded. Their family had innocent faces, and they were staring at her bear child with puppy-like eyes.

Since then, the history of Xiong Lili's falls began to enter the Warring States Period.

Every day, Mary would take the trouble to remind her to be careful when walking.Even if you fall, it is forbidden to bump into others.It doesn't matter if it's weird loli or something, we can find a martial arts teacher to correct it.Make sure that Xiong Lili doesn't hurt others by mistake when she falls.

As a result, even with such efforts, poor Mary would still crash into the air for no reason at home... It was simply a natural disaster*.

It still seemed inevitable.

Facts have proved that Xiong Lili's fall is regardless of time and place.Whether Xiong Lili will crash into the air or not is actually a matter of personal preference.

Just as Xiong Lili was tumbling and dizzy, Xiong Lili desperately waved her little paws trying to grab something...

Then, with a tearing sound, Xiong Lili's rolling was finally forcibly stopped.

So, every time Mary was knocked into the air, it was because she was too thin.

With snot and tears all over her face, Xiong Lili subconsciously grabbed the cloth in front of her eyes and wiped her cat-like stuffed face.

Wipe it now, in fact, it doesn't work anymore.

The mind was already tumbling, and Xiong Lili, who fell out of outer space, simply used the black cloth to wipe repeatedly...

"I'm saved, woo woo. I've been so unlucky recently. Gang Ji, I need Gang Ji to heal me." Xiong Lili said nervously to herself.Then I suddenly realized that something seemed wrong?

What is the sense of danger that is like an ordinary small herbivorous animal, being resisted by a ferocious large raptor?

Xiong Lili slowly put down the black cloth in her hand, like a rusty robot doll, Kaba Kaba moved and clicked, and slowly raised her head...

Then he lowered his head decisively and quickly, and said to himself: "So I'm still sleeping, this is just a dream. I dreamed about the future boss of the X Gang..."

After Xiong Lili finished speaking, she seemed to roll her eyes, hoping to pass out naturally...

This is a unique skill that he has learned in the long-term battle with Mary.You know, if she doesn't pass out, Mary will beat her until she passes out... It's better to pass out voluntarily!

Mary calls her a rough-skinned and thick-skinned brat, but she hurts when she gets spanked!

So whenever Xiong Lili was in danger, she immediately fainted habitually...

Just when Xiong Lili was about to pass out in seconds... the back of her neck was lifted abruptly...

The coma did not go well, and Xiong Lili opened her eyes sadly.

Then a demon from hell kept zooming in and out before her eyes...

"Aww..." Xiong Lili cried miserably.The eyes popped out.Like a frightened, furry cat...

"Ooooh... I really didn't mean to hit you, you were standing in the middle of the stairs. I didn't tear your pants either... I don't know how it broke. I don't remember touching it... (Wipe your tears or something, forget it?) I will accompany you with a pair of new pants... Please don't kill me! I am still young, I haven't grown up yet, I can't bear school violence... Aww... Otherwise, you can Call my mom and ask her for a ransom. She's a rich man who spends her money doing nothing but dating. Please don't kill me or sell me... woo woo woo..." Xiong Lili closed her eyes, exhausted all her strength, and uttered the last roar of her life.

Why, in school, if you walk around, you will meet the future boss of the x club?

Thinking of that day, seeing the other party beating those poor and innocent teenagers like a cold-blooded demon...

Xiong Lili felt that her life was completely destroyed...

Xiong Lili, who was so frightened that she couldn't take care of herself, was crying... When she cried with excitement, her voice became operatic... All of this was a skill acquired through long-term struggle with Mary.

But, the point is, at this moment, she was really scared to cry, not joking.

Skylark looked at the silly girl in front of him speechlessly...

Haven't finished primary school yet?Do you stumble when you walk?Did you fall and hit someone?

After the collision, you still tear off his pants and use it as a handkerchief to wipe his face? ...was frightened and fainted after wiping his face?

It was the first time he had seen such a stupid herbivore cub... At this moment, Skylark was sure that this silly bun-faced girl was just here to make a joke!

The skylark is very rare, and it didn't knock out the small herbivorous animal, because the small animal itself was about to go into shock.

Shaking all the time, crying all the time, as if he had done something crazy to her.

Skylark thought to himself, let's see when this little animal will die of fright, or faint again...

However, when she cried, it was too loud...

Skylark threw Xiong Lili straight down.Xiong Lili sat on the ground with a face full of embarrassment, looking at him with eyes like a puppy full of fear...

Skylark witnessed it speechlessly, Xiong Lili was delirious, and after sending SOS to her mother, Uncle Scar, Gang Ji, teacher, principal, Uncle Policeman...God, Buddha, Christ...a mixture of Eastern and Western gods ...

Skylark finally lifted his foot and walked away.While walking, I thought silently, silly girl, you accidentally said it.

The sound of Lark's shoes hitting the stairs, getting farther and farther away...

Xiong Lili, as if she had no bones, knelt on the floor powerlessly in a kneeling gesture... and whimpered... and cried softly.

This is considered saved, right?Immortals are indeed more reliable than mothers and teachers...

I just don't know, will the big devil ask her to accompany his pants?Forget it, she went to the shrine to ask for amulets after school, just asking not to meet the big devil again.

In other words, is it too late for her to call Mary to ask for a transfer?With Mary's cruelty, surely she would not agree?

Xiong Lili touched her tears, and then quickly ran back to the classroom.

She swore she would never skip class again.A rebellious young man, let's forget it?

Occasionally rebelling around and meeting the big devil, the future boss of the x gang, no matter how thick-skinned Xiong Lili is, she can't hold it.

What if the boss started hacking people from her, what should I do?

So, just be a quiet kid, shall we?

At noon, friends from trash to friendless Gang Ji and "genius" to friendless Xiong Lili all got together naturally.Eating the lunch prepared by Aunt Nana...

In other words, in the past two days, Xiong Lili has officially recognized Nana as her godmother as expected by Mary.And she didn't overeat as she did on the first day... On the day of overeating, she came home with a stomachache.What a pain!

"That...Xiong Lili, I heard you are a genius?" Gang Ji bit his chopsticks and looked at Xiong Lili suspiciously.If others don't say it, he really thinks that Xiong Lili is as useless as he is.As a result, the first day of school started, and Tsunayoshi heard all kinds of rumors about the genius girl, Kurosawa Lily in the morning.

Can speak eight foreign languages, proficient in various musical instruments, participated in the mathematics competition at the age of 9 and got full marks, is the daughter of a duke, and will return to China to inherit the title at the age of 18... Tsuna, no matter what, I can’t compare this legendary character with always missed Running to his house for no reason, the steamed bun-faced Xiong Lili who ate food, imagined it together.

Until, the classmates in the class pointed to the lonely figure passing by the door. "Look, transfer student Kurosawa Lily."

"Pfft..." Rice grains sprayed out from Xiong Lili's mouth.

The gentle and kind friend Gang Jijun accidentally exposed the deepest scar in Xiong Lili's heart.

Xiong Lili coughed for a long time, and even sprayed a grain of rice from her nose.Only then was he relieved, and looked at Gangji with tears in his eyes.

"By the way...Gang Ji, if everyone regards you as a genius, what are you going to do?" Xiong Lili was really tossed about by this cruel real world.

"Hey...Xiong Lili, what's wrong with you?" Gang Ji looked at Xiong Lili's collapsed expression suspiciously, and patted her shoulder reassuringly.

"I'm considered a genius by everyone? That's impossible. Ever since I was a child, I have only had one nickname, which is Gang Chai." Gang Ji couldn't help but look into the distance and smiled self-deprecatingly.

"No way! Even if you can't do well in studies or sports, Tsuna will always find a way that you are good at. For example, I... am very good at pretending." Xiong Lili took a big breath.After all, I couldn't figure out what she was good at, who was called a waste wood by Mary for a long time.

But pretending to be a top student, pretending to be Mary Su, and successfully pretending to be a good student is also a specialty, right?

Doesn't this mean that someone else was a genius on the same day without saying a word?Xiong Lili sighed deeply.

In fact, after hearing Xiong Lili's first half sentence, Gang Ji's eyes lit up.He even clenched his fist.Hearing the second half of the sentence, the courage unknowingly summoned up was instantly vented.

"Masquerade? What is that?" Tsuna asked suspiciously.

"My mother told me that I have to learn to be 'smart' in the outside world no matter what! I was so successful that I was too smart, so I was misunderstood by everyone." Xiong Lili said, curling up her small body, squatting in the corner , drawing circles.

"I can speak several foreign languages, and I can speak each of them. Hello, help, where is the police station? If you need anything, please call my mother. Her phone number is xxxxxx. I have learned a small piano, even playing little stars. You must be able to kill cows. That’s right, I went to middle school at the age of 9, and this is my third year in the third grade. I can’t help it. I have to be with poor students in the exam every year, so I can’t pass it! Math competitions and so on, too I went to the wrong examination room because of a fever, and casually glanced at the test papers of the top students around me, plus I was confused! I don’t understand, I have transferred to a Japanese school, and these black histories will follow me like a shadow. Obviously I didn't have time to do anything, and I was regarded as a genius by everyone. Am I wronged? I was forced to misunderstand by them before I even boasted.

Tsuna, if in a few days everyone finds out that I have lost all ten items.Will they exclude me collectively?

Will those girls form a team to violently attack me on campus?I saw in the news this morning that a girl was forced to jump off a building?Gangji, what should I do now that I am swollen?I told them that I'm not a genius, they must think I'm being humble.I can't explain it at all... Aww...

Tsuna, I must be the most miserable little girl in the world.Aww... If you don't grow up, you will be forced to die!Woooooooooooo..."

As Xiong Lili said, she cried as pitifully as she could.

Gang Ji looked at Xiong Lili's unlucky look.Especially when she heard her crying in a different tone.Inexplicably, but I really want to laugh.

Hey, be serious, Gangji, Xiong Lili is also your sister.Still your only friend.So no matter what, you can't joke, tragic Xiong Lili.

Do not know why?It seems that since having Xiong Lili, his back is no longer sore, his legs are no longer hurting, and he feels nothing about wrestling in public and being ashamed.Confidence is slowly coming back!

What kind of waste wood physique?In fact, it's really nothing!

And little sister Xiong Lili with tragic physique!

The author has something to say: Xiong Lili was spoiled by Mary Su's mother.Hahaha... In fact, when I first wanted to write about bear children, I wanted to play such a spoof of a school bully.

Well, in fact, the idea of ​​spoofing Xueba spoofing little lotus came from my first fan novel [(Comprehensive) The Cursed Heroine]...

That novel has been revised many times, and a lot of ideas came into being.Then it didn't work.But later, when I write other novels, I always think of...

And until now... I was writing the novel, thinking about a lot of ideas.

Recently, I really want to write Xiong Lili's pirate life!I want to write that Xiong Lili takes her friends to sail.

Alas, I want to write so much I want to write...

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Having said that, this is the first volume and the last story.

Now isn't it a story, a Mary Sue mom?The next volume is just a story, with a president's sister.

Xiong Lili is happy, and the president's sister is healed.Are you still spoofing various stories?