[Comprehensive] Bear kids save the world

On a rainy day, a little loli who looked only about 10 years old, wearing a white plush duck hoodie, holding a small flower umbrella, sat on a chair in the park with a dazed expression...

If you don't go home in this kind of weather, you either run away from home or you are homeless.

Sougo Okita rarely remembered that he was a policeman.Holding the sword, he ran over and struck up a conversation with Little Lolita.

"It's raining, don't you go home?" Okita Sougo looks like a sunny and handsome boy this year.

As soon as Sougo Okita opened his mouth, little Lolita felt as if he had been shot hard.Weakly put the bag on his head, and stepped deeply into his knees.She obviously still can't muster up the courage to face the reality of running away from home.I also don't want to talk to strangers.

Such a beginning is generally destined to have a tragic ending.Girls who have lost their feet usually start when they run away from home... Most of them feel that no one in this world understands her, and their parents only know about work, and they have completely forgotten her.So, out of childish revenge, they quietly ran away from home...

At first, I just wanted to attract the attention of my parents, but I accidentally destined a tragic ending.

"Don't you want to go home?" Okita boy lowered his voice.In other words, he is actually not suitable to be such a good brother image.It's just that little Lolita reminded him of his former self.

"Yeah. Had a big fight with my mother." The chubby little Lolita said weakly.

She is hungry and tired now, she has no money, and she just doesn't want to go home.

"They don't understand me." Little Loli looked pitifully at Okita with wet dog eyes like a stray dog.

Apparently she was cold and hungry...

Ten minutes later, the grown-up Okita came to a small shop with the little loli who claimed to be 10 years old but made people think she was bragging. He was going to have a cup of hot tea and talk about the troubles at home...

Twenty minutes later, the table was full of bowls, and the little Lolita said tearfully, "Brother Chong Tian, ​​you are really a good person. Aww... just eat rice. Is it the reason for running away from home? Mom is too It's too much, and she actually planned to take a compulsory diet on me. She said that fat people will not be loved by anyone. Obviously there are already a lot of uncles, and they hope that I will marry into their family as a daughter-in-law."

Send out a dozen good person cards first, and then continue to bow your head to eat...

Your mom did a great job.No diet, no one will marry you in the future!Ordinary men simply cannot afford it.

At this moment, Okita was staring wide-eyed, as if watching a horror movie.Looking at the chubby little loli, sending food into her mouth bit by bit at an unbelievable speed...

Aliens or something is indeed a species that is difficult for humans to understand.

Obviously not tall and not too fat, where did all the food go?

Three or ten minutes later, Okita looked at a large pile of bowls on the table, stood up blankly, said that he was going to the toilet, and was going to sell the fat girl to pay off the debt, and run away by himself... As for him, he is a policeman Holy shit, forget about it.Anyway, he wasn't wearing a police uniform.Nobody knows who he is...

Okita thought very well, but he didn't expect that before pushing open the door of light, a chubby little hand tightly grasped...his trouser leg...

"Brother Okita, is it popular on earth to not pay for meals?" Little Lolita Baotou looked at him with innocent and innocent eyes.It seems that he doesn't understand at all that he is very evil and wants to leave her here alone...

The point is, Little Lolita's strength is surprisingly great, he simply can't break free...

Amidst the crowd's whispers, Okita Sougo turned his head expressionlessly, and resignedly took out his wallet... Gritting his back molars, he walked towards the counter...

After paying, the wallet obviously lost a lot of weight...

Then Okita Sougo lowered his head and walked out with a gloomy face...

Sure enough, not every policeman is competent to help every citizen selflessly and holy.

Picking up the ones with big appetites is like a bottomless pit, and the ones with extraterrestrial fat lolitas, should I leave them to those guys who have money and no land to spend?

Okita Sougo walked very calmly, with a cold and repulsive look on his face... It was clearly written on his face, don't pay attention to me, I will abuse anyone who recruits me!

It happened that there was a guy who was not real, and suddenly pulled his clothes.

Okita Sougo turned around gloomyly, shaking his aura in full swing...

The chubby little loli looked at him eagerly, like a puppy about to be abandoned by its owner.

"Didn't Big Brother Okita want to take me to find relatives?"

"Let go, or I'll just pull you to sell it." Chong Tian's dark aura was on full display, he was really a ruthless big ghost.

He said that he has no pressure to attack the chubby loli who looks only 10 years old and claims to be 12 years old.

Little Lolita looked at him tearfully, as pitiful as he could be.

"My name is Xiong Lili."

Hey, is this the occasion when big s meets little m?Is little m too young?Hello?

So honest and so gentle, except for his surprisingly big appetite, he doesn't seem to have any major shortcomings.

It's just, the little girl is crazy, it seems that something is wrong?

Five minutes later, Okita lowered his head, his whole body was covered by a layer of black air mass, and he pulled the chain and walked in front...

"Brother Okita, is it popular in the world to give necklaces as meeting gifts? It's so big and long, will it be expensive? Do you really want to give it to me? I'll keep it and sell it for money in the future, okay?"

The ignorant alien fat loli obviously doesn't understand why this is swollen?

Moreover, this baby obviously lived in such a good environment before that she couldn't even understand other people's faces.

After hearing what she said, Okita Sougo was in a bad mood.

As a shaker who doesn't care about other people's life or death, at this moment, he just wants to find a pillar and bump his head desperately...

Why are you bothering with her?Why are you flirting with her?Why invite her to dinner?Why do you think she is honest?

Up to now, little Lolita's ignorance and cheekiness can be compared to rocket launchers.

"Shut up." Okita yelled at Loli angrily.

To the other party, being chained and chained is not a disgrace at all, and there is nothing wrong with it.People use dog collars as necklaces, do you have any discounts?

In fact, even if the fat loli is chained, she is still jumping around, like a puppy preparing to go out with its master...

During this period, the puppy stopped three times at the door of various snack bars that he had never seen before. Very cheeky, pulled Okita Sougo's pants and refused to let him go...

So, Okita had no choice but to keep a dark face and bought her ice cream, candy and octopus balls...

At this point, even Okita, who doesn't care about money, finally realized that since he met Fat Loli, his wallet has been losing weight...

He wanted to show off his master's powerful aura and give little loli a tough education...

Little Lolita will look at him with tears in her eyes when she has something to eat, and she will look like I was wrong, Master, you must forgive me... Be as obedient as you can.

However, the next time I meet something I want to eat, I will still run over to fix the window, paste the glass, and pull my pants...

"You guy, do you have any sense of shame and integrity?" Okita pulled the chain feebly, covering his face.

Could it be that all his methods are only useful in front of adults?Is it ineffective to treat children?

"What is that?" Xiong Lili said happily while licking the ice cream.

Obviously, the black-bellied big ghost Okita Sougo was forced to be dragged by a fat loli who didn't know what kind of attribute it was...

When Okita drooped his head and pulled Xiong Lili back to the Shinsengumi.

Although everyone was afraid of his ghost and animal attributes, they didn't dare to accuse him face to face.But still can't help whispering, and there is a tendency to become louder and louder.Is this a silent protest?

"Okita is too much."

"This is how old a child is, he can do it."

"That's right... how can a policeman do such a thing?"

"That child is so pitiful, how old is he? He was brutally murdered."

"If this leaves a psychological shadow, this life will be over."

"..."

With a dark face, Okita was thrown out by the chain in his hand.Unexpectedly, Xiong Lili quickly ran over like a well-trained puppy, retrieved the chain, and handed it to Okita.

"Are you still playing? Brother Okita?" Xiong Lili looked at him with innocent puppy eyes, like a puppy desperate to please its master.

It's just that through this day, I have fully understood that the nature of this little monster is Okita, and I really can't hold it.

He feels so tired and doesn't love anymore.

There were still voices coming from a distance, loud whispers.That poor little chubby girl, her entire life was destroyed by the Okita Demon.

"Get out of here, don't talk to me." Okita grabbed his hair violently, full of ghostly aura.

He needs a good rest, and needs to think about how to deal with the swelling. This can only drive normal people crazy, little loli.

After taking two steps, he found himself still standing in place.Looking back, Fat Loli really squatted aside with an honest face, grabbing his pants.

"Hey, Brother Okita, it's time for dinner."

At that moment, Okita wanted to slash Xiong Lili with his sword, and there would be an endless ending.

However, the last dignity of being a samurai made Okita calm down.

Fortunately, Kondo Isao and Hijikata Shiro came out in time.Okita decisively pushed Xiong Lili towards them.

"They'll take you to dinner."

"Hey, big brother Okita, did you really give me this valuable necklace? He would feel a little embarrassed if he invited me to eat and also give something away." The chubby Xiong Lili looked at him shyly.At the same time, two chubby hands snapped off the chain and put it in the backpack.

Does this seem to be embarrassing?It seems to be chained for a long time, hey.

"So, Okita is a big brother who kindly wants to help you find relatives?" Hijikata looked at the little loli who was eating with a pot, and she didn't know how many pots she had eaten.

It was completely ignored, a large group of team members who had nothing to do after eating, and the team members who had no food and had to watch while waiting for the chef to cook.

"Brother Okita is a good man." Xiong Lili looked at Hijikata gratefully.

"Not only invite me to dinner, but also give gifts. The people on Earth are so hospitable. I thought that people on Earth are not good people. When I was eight years old, an uncle wanted to introduce me to work on Earth. My brother was very angry when he found out. Beat me up severely. It must be said that they are all human traffickers, and they want to buy me to the earth's countryside to be used as a thug. I knew that my brother is from the village, and he has never seen the world. Yes. People on Earth are not bad people, it’s because my brother is too narrow-minded. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have met kind-hearted uncles like you for the first time when I left my family and acted alone?”

Xiong Lili looked at them with a smile, rice grains still stuck to her chubby face.

At that moment, flowers bloomed behind Xiong Lili, as if there was no such dark thing in this world.Xiong Lili's world is full of flowers everywhere.

I have to say that the otaku uncles of the Shinsengumi are a little bit caught up...

A chubby little loli, how many meals have you eaten, is it swollen?What's wrong?

It's a pity that you are still disgusted that others can eat it.Can I grow up without eating?

Giving up a few meals for little loli, so that she can have a bright future, what's wrong?

Can't we have some?

Sure enough, it is strange that the attribute of Shushu must be stimulated to appear...

"So, you ran away from home because of a quarrel with your mother? You simply came to join your cousin who was working on Earth. However, you accidentally took the wrong letter, so you don't remember your cousin's address. ? So... what's your cousin's name?" asked the uncle Hijikata, who was haggardly called out by the little lolita and was wondering if he was really old.

"Kagura. My cousin's name is Kagura. The place where she works is called Wanshiwu. The boss has silver hair and natural curly hair, and the colleague is a man with glasses. There is also a puppy named Dingchun." The little loli ate the last bite Pot rice, touch the stomach, finally full.

Why don't you say it before eating?Uncle Tukata erased the word "well" on his forehead.

Then I had to take a deep breath and light a cigarette.

"I know your cousin, I'll send you there later."

"Hey, Uncle Hijikata, smoking is not good for your health. Every time you smoke a cigarette, you are killing people. It's okay if you want to die. Letting others smoke second-hand smoke is tantamount to murdering other people's lives. This is not very good Let's go!" Xiong Lili stood up, her fleshy face tensed, and she stared at Tufang seriously.

"My mother said that if our children dare to smoke in the future, they will smoke to death!"

Tu Fang, who should have been smoked to death, poked out the cigarette on the table with a calm face.Then he raised his head, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Should I send you back earlier? What do you think?"

Hijikata Toshiro is the most handsome guy in the Shinsengumi.It has always been from the age of 5 to the age of 95, killing all the opposite sex in seconds.

When have you seen such a cheeky little loli who dares to say anything?

Just finished eating someone else's, drinking someone else's, turning around and accusing someone else of murdering her life?

Do you still have integrity, do you know how to save face for others?asshole.

At this moment, Hijikata finally understood why Sougo was so haggard.

The author has something to say: Xiong Lili: Brother, can I have something to eat? (Show cute, roll, play cute~)

Okita Sougo: #, go away, stay away from me and worry about it!

So, not everyone can be blamed.