[Comprehensive] Bear kids save the world

Chapter 42: Bear x House Fighting ①

On the day of Marilyn's wedding, the Martian father who always works outside finally appeared.

The moment Papa Mars appeared, Marilyn immediately withered.She didn't expect that her long-awaited expectations for her father would be met with such a thunderous ending.

Dad working outside for a long time sounds amazing. If the content of the part-time job is wearing a white duck plush puppet costume and working part-time in the Great Universe Circus, forget it...

After time travel, Marilyn always felt good about herself, thinking that her family was at least a middle-class one.I didn't expect her family affairs to be so miserable.

It's just that Marilyn hasn't come to speak yet.I saw the father of the white plush duck sticking out a bazooka from his mouth.According to the mountain king Yetu beside her, she started to spray...

The King of the Mountain opened his umbrella in an instant and blocked it...

Let me go, this is the legendary real talker?The real gun is really invincible and terrifying?

"Hey, get married well, it doesn't seem too good to turn into a shootout movie?" Marilyn, who was so shocked that she couldn't take care of herself, said stupidly.

The Martian mother, who was still dressed in cool clothes, had already strode over.Poked Marilyn's head hard.

"Stupid, good-for-nothing, I met a robber and got robbed. You, how dare you be so worthless? Did you make it up? After this happened, my mother couldn't hold her head up in the village. Why didn't you follow me?" If he hit him, I'll be the one to kill him. Are you just pretending to be dead and doing nothing?"

I'm an intelligent, home-fighting heroine, how could I do such a barbaric thing?Marilyn looked at her mother tearfully, shaking her head pitifully like a cabbage.

I can see that Martian mother is very angry, so she almost came here to kick Marilyn.Fortunately, good friend Niu Jiaomei hugged her waist tightly.

"Calm down, auntie, please forgive Marilyn? This poor child was shot stupid by meteor fragments when he was a child, and you don't know it. Besides, there is no man in the village who dares to marry Marilyn. Wouldn't it be nice to marry outside the village?"

Please don't say so brightly that my single history is equal to the hard secret of my age, thank you.

As for the gang of 2B youngsters in the village, heh heh, those bastards who neglected the heroine will definitely be punished.

Feeling betrayed and ashamed, Marilyn cried even more pitifully.

"That's right, Auntie. I thought Marilyn was destined to grow old alone. I didn't expect that she would be the first among us to get married. Isn't that great?" The tentacled girl looked at Marilyn with a moved face.

Hey, my knees hurt so much... Sure enough, she and Martian girl don't have a common language, and the friends really don't understand her.

How could the heroine be unable to get married? Didn't she get married after being robbed casually?

Marilyn is still crying... Her tears are like a torrential river, endless.

Her Martian mother finally couldn't hold back and kicked over...

Fortunately, the future husband who was fighting with the white plush duck father suddenly jumped over to block it.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for their little Lily to be rough in this world.

But even so, Marilyn still fainted from fright.

The alien's wedding started with a fight between people from two villages... Marilyn really couldn't hold back on this point.

Later, Martian mother insisted that she wear a white plush duck puppet costume and traditional national costume to get married.

"The universe has entered a new era, and the earth has already been captured. What mother are you? The new generation of girls, it is popular to wear wedding dresses when they get married. Otherwise, I can wear the cheongsam, the national dress of my husband's family!"

As a result, she was beaten all over her head by the Martian mother.She was crying to death, but she couldn't change her mother's determination.

Mother Mars insists that their family is their purest blood.Marriage must wear national clothes.

In the end, her wedding was held with special ethnic characteristics.

It is said that in the history of Yetu Village, there has never been such an awesome wedding.

Papa White Plush Duck, gave Marilyn a plump white plush duck to a night rabbit.

On that day, Martian mother was not very coolly dressed.Instead, he put on a white plush duck with seriousness.

As a result, everyone basically didn't speak, and expressed their feelings on the writing board.

The scene was extremely chaotic...

Actually, Mother Mars was wrong.

After being kidnapped by the King of the Mountain, Marilyn once vowed to resist.

At first Marilyn tried to kill the vicious cannon fodder male partner with her tears.However, the wicked male partner ate more than a dozen bowls of rice while watching her cry.What's more, he actually imagined the rice in front of her to attack.

Hey, she hasn't eaten all day, okay?

So Marilyn felt that she couldn't bear it anymore.He quickly grabbed the rice and raked it into his mouth.

It's not that she wants to say that the thieves are amazing, or that the price is cheap. Even the white rice is not as delicious as her mother's cooking.

After dinner, the fight continued, just as a smart house fighting heroine, fighting against the king of the mountain and the thief of the universe?Still don't have too much expectation!

For the first time in her life, Marilyn finally saw the cruel side of the world.

She wanted to escape, but she couldn't run away from him, he was not as fast, and she couldn't fly the spaceship.

She wanted to be reasonable and asked him to write a letter to the company, asking the company to take money to redeem him.As a result, he used his actions to show that, as a barbarian, he couldn't understand the truth...

Marilyn was driven into a hurry, really anxious... She had to work hard... She was about to be trafficked into the big universe...

When grabbing the steering wheel, their spaceship almost hit a meteorite. The king of the mountain, with red eyes, almost smashed a hole in the spaceship, expressing that he did not want to live, and everyone died together.Only then did Marilyn completely succumb to the clutches of the king.

Well, even Marilyn, who wants to be a smart house fighting heroine, can't hide the sad fact that she has strange strength and agility, and can knock down a row of strong men.

In fact, Marilyn was able to stand out in the stewardess selection competition.It was also because the parent company felt that Marilyn had a background, and it was particularly cost-effective to hire her as a flight attendant and part-time bodyguard.

As a result, this wonderful Marilyn made the human resources department of the head office feel so remorseful.

Because after the robbery incident broke out, Martian mother angrily took a large group of Martians to the head office to demonstrate, threatening not to pay huge compensation, so they formed a team to be pirates and attacked the spaceship of this company.

So, no matter what it is, Mars Village broke out again.

Having said that, after Marilyn succumbed, there was actually no need to pull the curtains.

The King of the Mountain just needs an assistant, who can cook rice on the part-time job.

From a flight attendant to a pirate, the weak and intelligent heroine Marilyn almost cried to death.

My sister is really not good at fists, not good at martial arts...

Marilyn was so angry that she gave Shan Dawang rice with tomato sauce every day.Shan Dawang gave her 32 likes as soon as he was happy.

So, that's how the misunderstanding happened.

A small misunderstanding will always turn into a big misunderstanding.

Anyway, one day later, something happened.

The cannon fodder male supporting role of ten thousand years counterattacked and became the heroine of the victim. It was sad to hear and shed tears...

"Why did things become like this?" As the one who must be responsible and the evil party, Marilyn cried and knelt under the bed, buried her head in her knees, trying to be an ostrich.

"It was you who accidentally got drunk and threw me down. But forget it, since things have developed to this point, I won't dislike you as a country girl." The hurt "female" protagonist Shan Dawang, this time Uncle Shi sat on the bed with his legs crossed, looking at Marilyn who knelt down and "admitted" with disgust.

It's just that there is a wonderful daughter-in-law, which obviously puts him in a good mood, and the corners of his mouth curl up uncontrollably.

In other words, the number of people of their race is decreasing year by year, and the ratio of men to women is seriously out of balance.

Therefore, he really doesn't mind marrying an interracial wife who is funny, pretends to be dead and shows weakness, and always makes him very happy.

Since the rice is cooked once, of course there will be a second time.If you cook too much rice, the buns will be steamed by the way...

Then, get married.Then, their little Lily was born.

Although, there is a certain gap with the original idea.Marilyn and her family King of the Mountain still started, the journey of conquest of the big universe.A few years later, they became a well-known husband and wife team of gangsters.

However, as an intelligent house-fighting heroine, Marilyn always felt that the way she traveled to Mars must be wrong.

In this way, 4 years later, Marilyn finally had a chance to realize her ideal in life.

Her mountain king decided to go back to his hometown to visit relatives.

My hometown?Village fight here I come!The eldest brother has a wife, a baby, and a house.Home fight here I come!

Marilyn looked back at the white plush duckling, who was sitting happily on the floor.

"Xiong Lili, I told you to replace the eider duck." Marilyn yelled at her daughter with black lines all over her head.

"..."

This is the little cardboard that Xiong Lili likes to hold up most recently.Because the 5-year-old Xiong Lili has not yet learned to write.

"Honey, tell Ma Ma human, otherwise I won't be able to help but yell at you!" Marilyn lowered her eyelids and said sinisterly to their bear child.

"But, Ma Ma, grandma said, we should wear national costumes." Xiong Lili poked her head out of the duck's mouth and said straightforwardly.

"Bastard, I told you earlier that you are a night rabbit and have nothing to do with ducks." Marilyn felt powerless when she thought of Xiong Lili.She hasn't figured out until now, who exactly does this baby look like?

"However, grandma said that I am the most promising new generation, and I must stick to the tradition." Xiong Lili looked at her mother stubbornly, intending to fight her mother to the end.

"Change. Or your lunch will be cancelled, dear." Marilyn didn't bother to talk nonsense to her.

Sure enough, as soon as the big move came out, Xiong Lili decisively replaced the big white duck puppet jacket with a hoodie with a stuffed duck.

Marilyn sighed and hugged Xiong Lili.

"Dear Lily, did you make it? Now the small earth has been captured by aliens for many years, the world is changing, and the aliens have to change. So if you want to have delicious food, I want Mama to make it for you. Like dishes, do you have to change your cooking?"

A few days later, Xiong Lili with a bun, wearing a small flower cheongsam and holding a small flower umbrella, followed with a serious face, and Marilyn with a bright smile appeared in front of the Xinghai Fangzhu family.

The children of relatives are amazing, and only after comparison can they know what is really good.

Marilyn, who feels good about herself, feels that this house fight, as soon as they come out, their family will throw big brother's house a few blocks away.

"Your Lily is so cute, like a little adult. It seems that you teach well!" Shenwei Mom looked at Xiong Lili with a smile, and couldn't help but pat this slightly chubby little chubby girl.

Kamui Kagura said that they are all little cousins ​​like wood, and they are not interested in Shenma.

So, when Shenwei Kagura was playing happily together, Xiong Lili was kneeling down in front of her mother and aunt with a serious face, watching them smile ugly.

Before coming here, Marilyn told Xiong Lili seriously, behave well and help Ma Ma defeat the aunt, there will be more delicious food.She even asked Papa to fly a spaceship to visit the earth, and then she would buy all the horses she wanted to eat.

Therefore, although Xiong Lili felt that her mother and aunt's smiles were fake and their conversations were boring.Still sitting there patiently, pretending to be a lady.

Sure enough, the real Zhai Dou was wiped out in the blink of an eye, cutting people invisible while talking and laughing.

Shenwei's mother smiled, obviously implying that Marilyn did not give birth to a son.It is useless.

This is simply the discrimination of Hongguoguo.

Please, Yetu has already had a serious imbalance in the ratio of male to female.Now when it comes to the importance of boys, it's not old-fashioned.

Take their family's Shenwei as an example, after they grow up, they can't marry a daughter-in-law, so they have to talk about it?

Don't be too miserable if you are destined to be a bachelor.

Sure enough, the majestic mother with a gentle and weak face is also a vicious female supporting role with a black heart and a ruthless heart.

Marilyn opened the folding fan, covered her mouth and chuckled a few times, and was about to launch several big moves in succession.Then I heard Xinghai Fangzhu shout: "Dinner is ready!"

No, by the time Marilyn wanted to stop Xiong Lili, it was already too late.

I saw everyone's lady Xiong Lili running towards the dinner table like a crazy pig...

Along the way, he unceremoniously knocked Kamui away, who was already approaching the dinner table... Then he sat down beside Kagura as if nothing had happened... Putting his hands in prayer clothes, he looked at his uncle expectantly, with the words written on his face When shall we eat?

"..."

At this moment, due to the great visual impact, Xinghai Fangzhu's family was petrified in shock.

Like a fool, Marilyn didn't even know the fan fell off.

Xiong Lili, a worthless child, really couldn't resist the temptation to eat.

If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have had too much hope for her.

All the people were still covering their faces and laughing calmly, only Papa Xiong was left.He couldn't help but patted the Baotou of their duckling, and then served her a bowl of rice.

When Kamui got up, there was still a small footprint on his face.

He wiped his face indifferently, and at that moment, a bloody light flashed in his eyes.

Cousin is amazing, it really is very interesting.

10-year-old Shenwei said that he would like to fight with his chubby little cousin.

But the little cousin obviously didn't have time to look at him, she was sitting where he belonged, staring eagerly at the dishes in front of her.

The silence lasted for a short while.The master of Xinghaifang finally couldn't bear to leave a step down for his younger brother's house.

"Your family, Xiong Lili is really a night rabbit. Hahaha...do you have good potential?"

Papa Bear raised his eyebrows and twitched the corners of his mouth.

"She just followed through faithfully. Anyone who stands in the way of my meal will die. Even if I stand in front of her and the dining table, she will knock me out. It's her mother, she won't hit me."

"Xiong Lili's mother, after all these years, she is still so interesting."

"She has always been so cute! Hahaha..." Papa Xiong smiled very happily. It seems that he has been very satisfied in the past few years.

At this moment, Xiong Lili's mother, who was dressed coldly and elegantly, and spoke softly and generously, had already followed Xiong Lili's unladylike grabbing of the sea bowl and frenzied behavior of grilling rice, and she was completely wiped out.

There is a brat with a belly like a bottomless pit in the family, as a smart house fighting heroine, I really can't afford to be hurt.

Therefore, if you are not careful, you will lose in small details.

In the first house fight, the glamorous and noble intelligent house fight heroine, Xiong Lili's mother, Marilyn failed.If he was not careful, he was successfully counterattacked by the female supporting role, Shenwei Mom.

In fact, after the accident, Shenwei's mother couldn't help but smirk when she saw Marilyn.

Even the owner of Xinghaifang couldn't help it, and repeated to Xiong Lili's father: "Xiong Lili's mother is really interesting."

Don't tell the whole family what they said as a joke?Even a failed heroine has dignity.

Later, Xiong Lili's mother lifted the chubby Xiong Lili like a defeated rooster and left.

"Huh, I didn't expect Xiong Lili's mother to be thin and strong?" Shenwei's mother said weakly.

Marilyn couldn't stand still and almost fell... Fortunately, Papa Xiong helped her up and took Lili Xiong over at the same time.

Xiong Lili took advantage of the opportunity to climb onto her father's shoulders, and took out a writing board from nowhere, with the words "goodbye" written on it.

Marilyn held Papa Bear's arm with dignity, fighting like a victorious general.

"Uncle's family is very interesting!" Shenwei squinted his eyes and said, still wanting to fight with five-year-old Xiong Lili.For those who fight against horses, Shenwei never discriminates against sex, nor does it despise fat cousins ​​who are young.

"Uncle and the others come next time, I want to become good friends with Xiong Lili! Alu." Kagura, who is also five years old and born a few months earlier than Xiong Lili, said that she will definitely become good friends with Xiong Lili.

"It will be a long time before your uncle and his family come back again?" Xinghai Fangzhu said with memories.

"I think Marilyn seems to have misunderstood me." Shenwei's mother, who is not swollen, said she was innocent.

The fully intelligent spaceship has taken off, and Marilyn looks out from the cabin.The Xinghai Fangzhu family is looking up at them.

At this time, a round moon was hanging in the sky, and the Xinghai Fangzhu family was like a nest of white rabbits worshiping the moon...

The author has something to say: ① Marilyn's parents are of the Lianpo family, and the real mouth picture is attached below.

②Xiong Lili will die if she stops me from eating, a schematic diagram.

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