[Comprehensive] Bear kids save the world
Chapter 36 Bear Kid x Bear Dad ③
Do you want to obtain the most valuable certificate in history?
Do you want to find the most lucrative job in the world as soon as you graduate?
Do you want to become a civil servant who enjoys all kinds of benefits and benefits, and doesn't need to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation?
Do you want to get rich overnight without worrying about your descendants?
Do you want to be a special person who does not violate the law for killing people and who is exempt from prison for crimes?
Do you love to come to take the hunter license test?
With this certificate, life will become colorful.
With a certificate in hand, you can roam the world for free.
As soon as Xiong Lili heard that the hunter card was so aggressive, she immediately stared with big hearts.She stared helplessly at her little partner who had successfully formed a team by default——Qi Ya.
"The hunter's license test is very difficult. I heard that 70% of them will have accidents. The probability of a newcomer passing is very low, and only one can pass in three years. The casualty rate is very high instead. So, Xiong Lili, please stop making trouble. You have graduated from the Miss Academy Go back to your village honestly and be a hardworking and great rural teacher! Let’s popularize the overall cultural level of the village. Wouldn’t it be great?” Qi Ya looked at Xiong Lili with enthusiasm, and persuaded her earnestly She loves to go back to her hometown and make contributions!
When young, people always feel that they should wander around, but they lose their peace of mind unconsciously.Lose innocence and self in the hustle and bustle!
So, Xiong Lili, please go back to the village as much as you want, and harm the villagers!
At least the people there raised you up, so you must have a certain degree of resistance to pitfalls.
"No. This exam is so dangerous, I want to accompany you even more, Qi Ya. I didn't say it, I really didn't want to go for the tall hunter license. I want to go just to protect you. In case I don't follow You go, you accidentally died in the examination room, it's easy to say. If you accidentally become seriously disabled without my protection, will you spend the rest of your life swollen? You call your parents, your grandpa, you Brother, brother, your pet dog named Sanmao, is it going to be swollen? Those who have high expectations of you will lose their joy from now on... Your mother will cry because of you...Qi Ya, you still At such a young age, as a good friend, how could I have the heart to wait for death?" Xiong Lili froze and turned her childish chubby face into a Madonna-like expression.It's almost a golden halo of the Virgin on the head.
Damn, Xiong Lili is cursing him, is he going to die?
If he didn't take her there, he wouldn't be able to die, and he couldn't take care of himself if he was severely disabled, right?The bastard.
Who wants you to help?There is no danger at all, but because of your arrival, you may be seriously injured, okay?
With you around, you will die faster.
It's like Qi Ya, who is already well now, is about to vomit blood from Xiong Lili's anger.
Can you stop showing off your invincible Thunderbolt thick skin in front of me, that chubby bear Lili.
Admit it, you are for that tall hunter certificate.You're already drooling, don't think I didn't see it.Your expression is exactly the same as when you stole my chocolate.
"What's wrong with your face? Are you kidding me?" Qi Ya frowned, looking at the chubby little round face that seemed to change at any time.
"Do you know the basic qualities of an actor? Qi Ya. I'm not bragging. I joined the drama club at school. Although I heard at the beginning that the drama club has good benefits and provides afternoon tea. However, after several years of training , I also participated in the performance?" Xiong Lili smiled, and all kinds of bears rolled around again, showing off their cuteness.At this moment, Xiong Lili's self-confidence has increased by 100%.
Qi Ya's face looked as if it had been struck by lightning.
"Are the people in your school's drama club all idiots? Or is the role determined by lottery? You are actually allowed to participate in the performance? Don't tell me, you are still the heroine? You didn't fail the performance, did you?"
"Daughter." Xiong Lili was still smiling, with a confident and happy look on her face.
There seems to be a huge sunflower blooming slowly behind her...
"What?" Qi Ya looked at her puzzled.
"I'll play the heroine's daughter." Xiong Lili looked shy.
"The drama club didn't have any more petite, weak and lovely girls than me, so the president let me play the role of the heroine's daughter. After the performance, many classmates gave me flowers. They appreciated my performance very much. There is also a student My sister is the daughter of a movie tycoon, and she said that if she can’t find a job after graduation, she can go to their house to find her mother. Her mother will definitely train me to be a big star.”
After Xiong Lili finished speaking, she became radiant, almost blinding Qi Ya's eyes.
Ma Dan, this chubby bear Lili, isn't petite, weak and cute at all, okay?Thanks to her being able to speak out with the cheek.
Thinking of this, Qi Ya felt pain all over his body.It was struck by Xiong Lili's lightning.
He didn't understand why Xiong Lili, a fat little boy with strange strength, would think that she was a weak and slender child.
From childhood to adulthood, no matter what Qi Ya said, she never changed.But from the comparison of their figures.
Qi Ya is much thinner than Xiong Lili, right?
"That's because there is an uncle in my family (Wo Jin), who is as tall as a small mountain, and can punch a big hole in the ground. Compared with him, I am of course thin and weak, and I can also make a hole, but My pit is not even a tenth of Uncle's." Xiong Lili explained dejectedly.Qi Ya heard the corners of his mouth twitching.
"Okay, you are thin and weak. But, why do you have to compare with the uncle, you compare with other aunts, you are strong and thick. Because normal people can't make a hole at all."
"Father said, I am of the same type as Uncle. Only when I grow up to be as strong as Uncle can I qualify." Xiong Lili pointed her finger at her opponent innocently.
Well, it is indeed a tragedy for Little Fatty to insist on comparing himself with King Kong.
"..." Qi Ya didn't say a word for a long time.
Uncle Xiong (Papa Xiong) must have had a bad travel agency, and his mood was distorted.
In the following time, Qi Ya began to think seriously (sluggishly), whether human beings have been locked up on the cliff for a long time, will there be a problem of snake spirit disease?
Many young ladies gather in a small academy, will their minds be distorted due to long-term captive education?Will there be fundamental deviations in their aesthetics?
Otherwise, normal people would think that Xiong Lili, a fat girl, can be a movie star?
This is simply a catastrophic problem, right?
Suddenly, Qi Ya suddenly remembered those otaku fans of Xiong Lili in the Sky Arena.
Xiong Lili has been away from the Sky Arena for several months, as well as key members of the otaku group, demonstrating at the gate of the Sky Arena, shouting, asking the manager to return their lovely Lili-sama.
Could it be that Xiong Lili really has the potential to become a movie star?At least popular with nerds.
In Qi Ya's world, a huge bolt of lightning suddenly struck.
Could it be that he is the one whose aesthetic concept deviates?
The few people with taste in this world must obey the majority of people without taste, right?
Otherwise, whoever buys the clothes you design and the paintings you make will be ignored.
But no matter how many people say, Xiong Lili is so cute.Qi Ya still thinks that Xiong Lili is just a fat girl!
Maybe this is what the family once talked about, the troubles of puberty?
Unknowingly, Qi Ya has already begun to twist and rebel?
"Hey, then why don't you go to see senior sister. You are so talented, why don't you join the showbiz world right away? Every second late is a loss to the showbiz world. If you don't join, one less day will give birth to an actor!" If the words were obviously insincere, Qi Ya immediately overreacted.Do you want to go to the toilet to throw up first?
He really wasn't suitable for acting in front of the actor.But as long as Xiong Lili can leave quickly and harm other people, he will bear it.
Qi Ya had a good plan, but he didn't know...
The saddest thing in the world is not that you lie and be found out by the other party.but...
The actor is blind, you told a lie, but she actually thought you were telling the truth!
"Hey, Qi Ya, the person who understands me best in this world is indeed you." Xiong Lili's eyes full of emotion immediately overflowed with tears of emotion.
"However, I'm not suitable to be a star right now!" Xiong Lili lowered her head again, rubbing the ground with her red shoes habitually.
"Why?" Xiong Lili, you should go at ease.The sooner you leave, the sooner I will be free.
"Because, I played truant from Missy Academy. If my father finds me, he will definitely send me back to study. It's too much to study until I graduate from high school! You don't know our school, From childhood, seniors and juniors, the discussion all day is about swollen prison escape. No one likes being locked up on the top of a mountain, and everyone can only resist constantly. So, Qiya, no matter what, I can’t be caught by my father! Do things It must be low-key and secretive." Xiong Lili looked at Qi Ya mysteriously.Don't worry, I know you won't betray me, dear.
I don't know, if I call Papa Xiong to report it now, will it work?
Damn it, he doesn't know Papa Bear's phone number and email address.
So, if you want to make friends and find a partner, you should at least get the phone number of the other party's father first.
So, no matter what, poor Qiya was once again entangled by Xiong Lili, who had studied in the Miss Academy for several years, but hadn't learned to read other people's faces.
That night, Xia Ke received another email from Xiong Lili.
"Hello Uncle Xia Ke, Kuaiai asked my dad to take the hunter's license test. After the hunter's license test, you don't have to worry about living expenses, medical expenses and pension issues in the future. You can also enjoy the treatment of civil servants, occupy a mountain openly, and collect management Fee. If you can, ask all the uncles to take the hunter license test! After the hunter license test, everyone will have a legitimate job. And the benefits are good. Everyone has social security, a provident fund, free medical care, and enjoys Travel at public expense. After passing the test, even if you don’t want to use it, you can sell it and have money to spend in your life.
Ps: Please send a message to Dad, Dad, I love you, please help me with the graduation procedures.Help me get back my primary school diploma.Thanks! "
——by Xiong Lili, who is full of love for her father and the uncles and aunts of Diaosi Tuan.
That night, Papa Xiong, who was always cool, received a report from the secretary (member) Xia Ke again.
"Leader, your daughter asked you to take the hunter certificate test. You can enjoy the treatment of a civil servant! I also want you to take it with you. The other uncles and aunts in our group, and the friends are going to test the certificate together! After the hunter certificate test, everyone There is a legitimate job. There is social security, provident fund, free medical care and public travel!"
As soon as the knight finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.Xiong Lili is such a talented kid. Don't be too happy to be the number one criminal wanted by the Hunter Association to take the hunter certificate exam.
This can be regarded as Xiong Lili's righteous killing of her relatives. Do you want to make her father change his ways?
Thus, the knight once again witnessed that the always calm and wise head of the group performed a smirk, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Therefore, Xiong Lili's actor-level acting skills are likely to be inherited from Papa Xiong.
"Reply to Xiong Lili, she is so filial, my father is really touched. By the way, tell her not to be found by her father. If you find her, send her to the Azkaban Bridal Academy to study until she graduates from university."
Ma Dan, raising a bear child is simply a mess.
Finally, I was sent to a boarding school and wanted to be quiet for a few years.This poor kid actually managed to escape from prison by jumping off a cliff.
As things stand now, it won't work if there is no trick.Azkaban, definitely send Xiong Lili to Azkaban.
I heard that semi-militarized management is completely implemented there, and deserters are directly arrested and put in confinement.
Perhaps only after graduating from a school known for its strictness can Xiong Lili be a little more sensible?
Hey, the knight is not implying that he didn't apply for social security and provident fund for the members, right?
So, dear, if you treat the leader's children badly, you will be secretly put on by the leader.
Do you want to find the most lucrative job in the world as soon as you graduate?
Do you want to become a civil servant who enjoys all kinds of benefits and benefits, and doesn't need to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation?
Do you want to get rich overnight without worrying about your descendants?
Do you want to be a special person who does not violate the law for killing people and who is exempt from prison for crimes?
Do you love to come to take the hunter license test?
With this certificate, life will become colorful.
With a certificate in hand, you can roam the world for free.
As soon as Xiong Lili heard that the hunter card was so aggressive, she immediately stared with big hearts.She stared helplessly at her little partner who had successfully formed a team by default——Qi Ya.
"The hunter's license test is very difficult. I heard that 70% of them will have accidents. The probability of a newcomer passing is very low, and only one can pass in three years. The casualty rate is very high instead. So, Xiong Lili, please stop making trouble. You have graduated from the Miss Academy Go back to your village honestly and be a hardworking and great rural teacher! Let’s popularize the overall cultural level of the village. Wouldn’t it be great?” Qi Ya looked at Xiong Lili with enthusiasm, and persuaded her earnestly She loves to go back to her hometown and make contributions!
When young, people always feel that they should wander around, but they lose their peace of mind unconsciously.Lose innocence and self in the hustle and bustle!
So, Xiong Lili, please go back to the village as much as you want, and harm the villagers!
At least the people there raised you up, so you must have a certain degree of resistance to pitfalls.
"No. This exam is so dangerous, I want to accompany you even more, Qi Ya. I didn't say it, I really didn't want to go for the tall hunter license. I want to go just to protect you. In case I don't follow You go, you accidentally died in the examination room, it's easy to say. If you accidentally become seriously disabled without my protection, will you spend the rest of your life swollen? You call your parents, your grandpa, you Brother, brother, your pet dog named Sanmao, is it going to be swollen? Those who have high expectations of you will lose their joy from now on... Your mother will cry because of you...Qi Ya, you still At such a young age, as a good friend, how could I have the heart to wait for death?" Xiong Lili froze and turned her childish chubby face into a Madonna-like expression.It's almost a golden halo of the Virgin on the head.
Damn, Xiong Lili is cursing him, is he going to die?
If he didn't take her there, he wouldn't be able to die, and he couldn't take care of himself if he was severely disabled, right?The bastard.
Who wants you to help?There is no danger at all, but because of your arrival, you may be seriously injured, okay?
With you around, you will die faster.
It's like Qi Ya, who is already well now, is about to vomit blood from Xiong Lili's anger.
Can you stop showing off your invincible Thunderbolt thick skin in front of me, that chubby bear Lili.
Admit it, you are for that tall hunter certificate.You're already drooling, don't think I didn't see it.Your expression is exactly the same as when you stole my chocolate.
"What's wrong with your face? Are you kidding me?" Qi Ya frowned, looking at the chubby little round face that seemed to change at any time.
"Do you know the basic qualities of an actor? Qi Ya. I'm not bragging. I joined the drama club at school. Although I heard at the beginning that the drama club has good benefits and provides afternoon tea. However, after several years of training , I also participated in the performance?" Xiong Lili smiled, and all kinds of bears rolled around again, showing off their cuteness.At this moment, Xiong Lili's self-confidence has increased by 100%.
Qi Ya's face looked as if it had been struck by lightning.
"Are the people in your school's drama club all idiots? Or is the role determined by lottery? You are actually allowed to participate in the performance? Don't tell me, you are still the heroine? You didn't fail the performance, did you?"
"Daughter." Xiong Lili was still smiling, with a confident and happy look on her face.
There seems to be a huge sunflower blooming slowly behind her...
"What?" Qi Ya looked at her puzzled.
"I'll play the heroine's daughter." Xiong Lili looked shy.
"The drama club didn't have any more petite, weak and lovely girls than me, so the president let me play the role of the heroine's daughter. After the performance, many classmates gave me flowers. They appreciated my performance very much. There is also a student My sister is the daughter of a movie tycoon, and she said that if she can’t find a job after graduation, she can go to their house to find her mother. Her mother will definitely train me to be a big star.”
After Xiong Lili finished speaking, she became radiant, almost blinding Qi Ya's eyes.
Ma Dan, this chubby bear Lili, isn't petite, weak and cute at all, okay?Thanks to her being able to speak out with the cheek.
Thinking of this, Qi Ya felt pain all over his body.It was struck by Xiong Lili's lightning.
He didn't understand why Xiong Lili, a fat little boy with strange strength, would think that she was a weak and slender child.
From childhood to adulthood, no matter what Qi Ya said, she never changed.But from the comparison of their figures.
Qi Ya is much thinner than Xiong Lili, right?
"That's because there is an uncle in my family (Wo Jin), who is as tall as a small mountain, and can punch a big hole in the ground. Compared with him, I am of course thin and weak, and I can also make a hole, but My pit is not even a tenth of Uncle's." Xiong Lili explained dejectedly.Qi Ya heard the corners of his mouth twitching.
"Okay, you are thin and weak. But, why do you have to compare with the uncle, you compare with other aunts, you are strong and thick. Because normal people can't make a hole at all."
"Father said, I am of the same type as Uncle. Only when I grow up to be as strong as Uncle can I qualify." Xiong Lili pointed her finger at her opponent innocently.
Well, it is indeed a tragedy for Little Fatty to insist on comparing himself with King Kong.
"..." Qi Ya didn't say a word for a long time.
Uncle Xiong (Papa Xiong) must have had a bad travel agency, and his mood was distorted.
In the following time, Qi Ya began to think seriously (sluggishly), whether human beings have been locked up on the cliff for a long time, will there be a problem of snake spirit disease?
Many young ladies gather in a small academy, will their minds be distorted due to long-term captive education?Will there be fundamental deviations in their aesthetics?
Otherwise, normal people would think that Xiong Lili, a fat girl, can be a movie star?
This is simply a catastrophic problem, right?
Suddenly, Qi Ya suddenly remembered those otaku fans of Xiong Lili in the Sky Arena.
Xiong Lili has been away from the Sky Arena for several months, as well as key members of the otaku group, demonstrating at the gate of the Sky Arena, shouting, asking the manager to return their lovely Lili-sama.
Could it be that Xiong Lili really has the potential to become a movie star?At least popular with nerds.
In Qi Ya's world, a huge bolt of lightning suddenly struck.
Could it be that he is the one whose aesthetic concept deviates?
The few people with taste in this world must obey the majority of people without taste, right?
Otherwise, whoever buys the clothes you design and the paintings you make will be ignored.
But no matter how many people say, Xiong Lili is so cute.Qi Ya still thinks that Xiong Lili is just a fat girl!
Maybe this is what the family once talked about, the troubles of puberty?
Unknowingly, Qi Ya has already begun to twist and rebel?
"Hey, then why don't you go to see senior sister. You are so talented, why don't you join the showbiz world right away? Every second late is a loss to the showbiz world. If you don't join, one less day will give birth to an actor!" If the words were obviously insincere, Qi Ya immediately overreacted.Do you want to go to the toilet to throw up first?
He really wasn't suitable for acting in front of the actor.But as long as Xiong Lili can leave quickly and harm other people, he will bear it.
Qi Ya had a good plan, but he didn't know...
The saddest thing in the world is not that you lie and be found out by the other party.but...
The actor is blind, you told a lie, but she actually thought you were telling the truth!
"Hey, Qi Ya, the person who understands me best in this world is indeed you." Xiong Lili's eyes full of emotion immediately overflowed with tears of emotion.
"However, I'm not suitable to be a star right now!" Xiong Lili lowered her head again, rubbing the ground with her red shoes habitually.
"Why?" Xiong Lili, you should go at ease.The sooner you leave, the sooner I will be free.
"Because, I played truant from Missy Academy. If my father finds me, he will definitely send me back to study. It's too much to study until I graduate from high school! You don't know our school, From childhood, seniors and juniors, the discussion all day is about swollen prison escape. No one likes being locked up on the top of a mountain, and everyone can only resist constantly. So, Qiya, no matter what, I can’t be caught by my father! Do things It must be low-key and secretive." Xiong Lili looked at Qi Ya mysteriously.Don't worry, I know you won't betray me, dear.
I don't know, if I call Papa Xiong to report it now, will it work?
Damn it, he doesn't know Papa Bear's phone number and email address.
So, if you want to make friends and find a partner, you should at least get the phone number of the other party's father first.
So, no matter what, poor Qiya was once again entangled by Xiong Lili, who had studied in the Miss Academy for several years, but hadn't learned to read other people's faces.
That night, Xia Ke received another email from Xiong Lili.
"Hello Uncle Xia Ke, Kuaiai asked my dad to take the hunter's license test. After the hunter's license test, you don't have to worry about living expenses, medical expenses and pension issues in the future. You can also enjoy the treatment of civil servants, occupy a mountain openly, and collect management Fee. If you can, ask all the uncles to take the hunter license test! After the hunter license test, everyone will have a legitimate job. And the benefits are good. Everyone has social security, a provident fund, free medical care, and enjoys Travel at public expense. After passing the test, even if you don’t want to use it, you can sell it and have money to spend in your life.
Ps: Please send a message to Dad, Dad, I love you, please help me with the graduation procedures.Help me get back my primary school diploma.Thanks! "
——by Xiong Lili, who is full of love for her father and the uncles and aunts of Diaosi Tuan.
That night, Papa Xiong, who was always cool, received a report from the secretary (member) Xia Ke again.
"Leader, your daughter asked you to take the hunter certificate test. You can enjoy the treatment of a civil servant! I also want you to take it with you. The other uncles and aunts in our group, and the friends are going to test the certificate together! After the hunter certificate test, everyone There is a legitimate job. There is social security, provident fund, free medical care and public travel!"
As soon as the knight finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.Xiong Lili is such a talented kid. Don't be too happy to be the number one criminal wanted by the Hunter Association to take the hunter certificate exam.
This can be regarded as Xiong Lili's righteous killing of her relatives. Do you want to make her father change his ways?
Thus, the knight once again witnessed that the always calm and wise head of the group performed a smirk, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Therefore, Xiong Lili's actor-level acting skills are likely to be inherited from Papa Xiong.
"Reply to Xiong Lili, she is so filial, my father is really touched. By the way, tell her not to be found by her father. If you find her, send her to the Azkaban Bridal Academy to study until she graduates from university."
Ma Dan, raising a bear child is simply a mess.
Finally, I was sent to a boarding school and wanted to be quiet for a few years.This poor kid actually managed to escape from prison by jumping off a cliff.
As things stand now, it won't work if there is no trick.Azkaban, definitely send Xiong Lili to Azkaban.
I heard that semi-militarized management is completely implemented there, and deserters are directly arrested and put in confinement.
Perhaps only after graduating from a school known for its strictness can Xiong Lili be a little more sensible?
Hey, the knight is not implying that he didn't apply for social security and provident fund for the members, right?
So, dear, if you treat the leader's children badly, you will be secretly put on by the leader.
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