Saving the world every time I wake up

Bai Ren sat in front of the computer, looking at a picture of Cang Lan lying on a tree sleeping on the screen, doing something he had been doing all morning.

daze.

The Special Affairs Bureau was specially established to manage matters related to monsters. The dozens of underground floors belong to the scope of the research room. The main research direction is how to improve the fusion and synchronization rate of contractors and monsters, so as to better utilize their abilities. Strength, as well as some living habits and behaviors of monsters. Occasionally, monsters come to exchange blood, scales, hair, saliva, etc. for some necessary daily necessities, such as computers, induction cookers, food, etc. They are interested The researchers will not do excessive experiments on monsters. First, out of humane considerations, monsters have already developed intelligence, and they are the same or even higher species than humans, so they should not be offended at will. Second, monsters Beasts have extraordinary abilities, not to mention powerful, and quite unruly temperaments. It is already very troublesome to keep them safe and secure in Dayao Mountain without going out to make trouble. Becoming the public enemy of all monsters, even the contracted beasts have to rebel, the gains outweigh the losses.

In the large 30-storey high-rise building on the ground, there are various functional institutions, such as the reception hall on the first floor, the action team office on the second floor, the living room on the third floor, the teaching building on the fourth floor, and the fifth to sixth floors. It is a restaurant, the seventh floor is the main brain monitoring area, which is dedicated to monitoring and managing the special energy fluctuations of monsters in various parts of the area, the eighth floor is the disaster warning area, and the ninth floor is the logistics area, which is in charge of handling the logistics affairs of various action groups. For example, after being subdued by the action team every time a monster is discovered, it has to be handed over to the logistics team to record the information of the monster, clean up the damage caused by the monster, and so on.

There are more team member offices and floors with different divisions of labor. Everyone is busy with their own work. They can be extremely idle when they have nothing to do on weekdays, and they can be extremely busy when they have something to do. For example, the incident at Longxian Mountain at noon the day before yesterday Bai Ren was busy for one noon and one night before he calmed down. He took a nap during the day, and then made up for doubting life.

Yes, he was indeed doubting life.

Isn’t it just watching Feng Qiuhuang, isn’t it just that Xiao thought about it, if Cang Lan is... um, a female bird, isn’t it just being taught a lesson by Cang Lan poking his head, isn’t it just watching Cang Lan have a good time? Taking a bath? As for being so distracted, do you have no idea of ​​the north, south, east, and west?

Thinking of the bleak experience of having a nosebleed in front of Cang Lan last night, clutching his nose and fleeing back to the office of the General Administration in embarrassment, he had the urge to cover his face.

Until he flew out of Dayao Mountain, he could feel that piercing gaze, with a strong... resentment.

It's over, I don't know what face I should use to see Cang Lan.

It was time to get off work, and Bai Ren was still sitting in front of his computer, with a dazed expression on his face, and the three dull hairs on his head stood up like three straight javelins, arrogantly showing his sense of existence.

Wrapped in a thick sweater, Gu Jingyun retrieved some information from Gou Li next to him. When he walked over with a USB flash drive, he happened to see him staring at the screen in front of him. He saw himself as a stone statue, and his instinct broke out. , couldn't help but snorted, and rang out with a disdainful voice, "Captain Bai is looking at beautiful women, and he doesn't even blink his eyes. Be careful that it's not worth the loss if you see it as eye fatigue. And there is only Phoenix, which is more beautiful than beautiful women."

While talking, he couldn't help feeling a little jealous, and his tone was a bit wrong, so obvious that even an idiot could hear the sour taste.

Speaking of it, Gu Jingyun is also quite sad. He has an arrogant temperament, looks down on people who are inferior to him, and has a little mouth, and offends people at every turn. He has high strength, high status, and a prominent family. Even the position of deputy director of the Special Affairs Bureau was obtained for him by the Gu family's hard work, so most people are afraid of him or avoid him. Such a personality It also made him an awakened person for six years, and he has not found a suitable contracted beast until now.

He is different from Bai Ren. Captain Bai didn't even think about asking for a contract from the beginning to the end. He felt that his strength was enough to support the situation. Until the last moment, he didn't want to rely on monsters to advance, but Gu Jingyun never found a contract. The contract beast of his own mind.

According to his requirements, it must have both ice attribute and S-level or above, at least an A+ close to S-level, but the monsters within this range are either unbearable to look at, such as catfish. , or the ability belongs to the auxiliary type, Gu Jingyun naturally doesn't like it, so many years have passed, and finally there is an ice phoenix with strength, attributes, and appearance that matches his eyes. Ignore him, and he can live a normal life without a contract. He doesn't even have the slightest advantage. Not only that, but the Bingfenghuang he wants so much is also as close as his own son to Captain Bai, who is the most at odds with him. I can't blame him for disliking Bai Jian even more.

Being squeezed by him like this, Bai Ren finally came back to his senses. It was rare that he didn't get angry. Instead, he nodded, as if it was a matter of course, "Isn't it just looking at the beauty?"

Gu Jingyun was a little puzzled. He glanced at his computer with his probe, and immediately became angry, "If you look at other pictures during working hours, I will deduct your vacation!"

Bai Ren rolled his eyes, "Do I still have holidays, just take it as you like."

Gu Jingyun choked for a moment, his face turned black, his lips opened and closed, and he wanted to say something, but Bai Ren raised his head impatiently, "Has Director Gu seen enough? If you have seen enough, go home and rest. After being possessed like this once, I became a delicate white lotus, wrapped in a sweater in summer, it made me feel hot, can you please stop looking away? It's affecting!"

Gu Jingyun's face turned green in an instant, and he almost roared ferociously in a roaring tone: "I'll just fall at your door, won't you hand me over to someone? Just throw it there and ignore it, and let that A group of monsters tore off my clothes. Don’t you know that I’m already weak when I’m possessed? If I sleep naked all day long and sleep deep in the mountains and old forests at night, will my body be fine? You’re ashamed to mention it now. ah?"

Bai Ren was expressionless, "I'm sorry, I was busy and forgot."

Gu Jingyun: "..."

Bai Ren murmured: "Who made you so unwelcome by the monsters? It's just stripping off your clothes. It's already merciful not to cook you."

Gu Jingyun: "..."

Bai Ren still had some resentment, "I was busy there all day and night, arranging monsters and interrogating that kid from Dongchi, my waist is still sore, you slept leisurely all day, I haven't heard of it yet. Sue you, but you sued me first? What about Tianli? Shameless?"

Gu Jingyun: "..."

Ma De, sooner or later he will beat up this shameless fire phoenix!

The two were still confronting each other, a dialog box popped up with a "beep" on the computer screen in front of them, and a horrifying voice came from it, "The captain is not good, Lord Demon God, he he he he he..."

Bai Ren's eyelids twitched, and his whole body instantly jumped up, "What's wrong? Tell me!"

There was a sudden pause in the voice, and when it rang again, it was speechless and trembling, "...he was arrested by the police."

White Blade: "..."

Gu Jingyun: "..."

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In the largest electrical appliance mall in Beijing, Cang Lan was wearing his blue shirt and slacks, wandering around in the mall.

Last night, Tuantuan clutched his nosebleed and ran away in a hurry, Cang Lan was not stupid, of course he knew what it meant, and because he knew it, he became even angrier.

Stupid Tuantuan, how dare you have a nosebleed at me, I'm not a female bird, I'm an upright man, you actually have a nosebleed at me!

You really thought I was a female, right?

The more Cang Lan thought about it, the more unhappy he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, his family thought he was a female bird!

Is it tolerable or unbearable, you actually recognized me as a woman, Cang Lan immediately made a generous decision - ignore Tuantuan!

Raise another pet to piss him off, eh!

But what should I raise? Ordinary animals have a limited lifespan, and it takes a lot of effort to cultivate them. The cubs of monsters... the group of monsters in the mountains seem to have no cubs, so they cannot be raised.

After thinking about it, thinking about the class that day, it seems that humans... can raise robots?Moreover, the robot can always exist as long as the parts are replaced, which is a good choice.

So Cang Lan wandered to the largest and most prosperous electrical appliance mall.

Walking in the shopping mall with people coming and going, Cang Lan looks around from time to time. There are everything here, including induction cooker, rice cooker, TV, computer, refrigerator, air conditioner, but there is no robot. Where.

Better find someone to ask.

As he thought so, he casually walked into a nearby store, glanced at the shopping guide lady standing at the door, and asked politely, "Excuse me, where can I buy robots?"

The shopping guide's cheeks flushed, and she felt a little dizzy and floating.

In fact, Canglan attracted people's attention as soon as he entered the Electric City. After all, he has such a face like a prosperous beauty, and his own temperament is noble and elegant like an aristocrat. The whole person looks like he has a good upbringing. It has a kind of nobility cultivated by a family, with a bit of ancient charm.

Such a handsome guy with a good face, a good figure, a good figure, and a lot of money is wandering around in the shopping mall in a daze. There is a kind of indifferent aura, as if repelling people thousands of miles away, making people involuntarily stop not far from him, and dare not take a step forward.

So Cang Lan wandered around the shopping mall, stunned that no one dared to really approach him, until he asked this question on his own initiative.

The shopping guide was dazed for a while, and finally remembered to answer the person in front of her, and said hastily, "Robot? You mean... a robot sweeper?"

Cang Lan was taken aback, "Sweeping the floor?"

The shopping guide blinked her eyes, "Yeah, a robot vacuum that can clean your home and be a pet. Isn't that what you're looking for?"

When Cang Lan heard that they could be kept as pets, regardless of sweeping or mopping, she nodded and said, "Well, yes, do you know where they are selling?"

The shopping guide narrowed her eyes and smiled slightly, "Coincidentally, we sell sweeping robots here, which price do you want, I can recommend it to you."

Cang Lan has always been used to being arrogant, she didn't even think about it, "The most expensive one."

The shopping guide's smile became more obvious, oh, he really is a rich man!

She turned around and walked to a counter, pointed to a disc-shaped white sweeping machine about the size of two palms inside, and said with a smile, "This is the most expensive one, XX brand, a well-known national brand, The price is more than seven figures, and it is powered by batteries. In addition to sweeping the floor, it has a more recommended function. Its intelligence is as big as a three- or four-year-old child. It is enough to talk to ordinary people. You can also chat with it when you are bored. Guaranteed you Tell it to go east, and it won't go west."

Cang Lan's eyes lit up, "That's all, can you let it talk to me?"

Seeing that he really wanted to buy it, the shopping guide said with a smile, "Of course."

She went to the counter, carefully carried the disc-one-eyed robot out and put it on the counter, plugged in a battery, pressed a switch on the top, and a small green light lit up in another place, the small green light It flashed a few times, as if it was detecting something, and after a while, a mechanical electronic sound rang out from its body, "Hello, master, first time meeting, my name is Dibao."

Cang Lan was aroused by it, "Hello, Dibao."

Dibao's green light flickered a few times, and it seemed to be very happy, "Master, you are so beautiful, even more beautiful than sister Xiaoxin."

Cang Lan's face froze, and her brows were lowered, "...beautiful?"

Dibao still didn't know it, and continued to flatter its new owner, "My owner is the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Cang Lan: "..."

He stretched out his hand expressionlessly, and pressed heavily on the place where the shopping guide just pressed the button, intending to turn it off.

"Snapped!"

There was a crisp sound and sparks burst out in an instant, and the switch button was completely dented.

Cang Lan: "..."

Shopping guide: "..."

Dibao: "...Zi la z la... Di Bao hurts, Di Bao hurts..."

The shopping guide lady had a pale face, looking at the obvious finger hole on the million-dollar sweeping robot, cold sweat came off her body in an instant.

This... This is the treasure of the town store, it's so broken, even if she sells it, she can't afford it!

She blinked and blinked, and her eyes were filled with water mist in an instant. She didn't even have time to think about how a person could poke a hole in the copper-skinned and iron-framed machine. She was overwhelmed by deep fear. She Staring at the person who broke something in front of him, his lips trembled, and he said with a crying voice: "Sir, this robot is worth millions, you just broke it, the boss will scold me to death..."

Cang Lan was also a little embarrassing, he just used a little force, but he didn't expect to poke a hole in this treasure directly, the little girl is also quite innocent, although he is a little vague about the concept of millions, but it doesn't hinder He knew that this thing was very valuable. He originally planned to buy it with silver and precious stones, but now he accidentally broke it, which made the little girl feel a little embarrassed, so he took out one hand from his trouser pocket and took out a ...ice-blue feathers.

Cang Lan handed the feather to the little girl, and said seriously: "This is the feather of the phoenix. It has a very strong auspicious aura. It can protect people's life from being in trouble, and you can find a pawn shop to pawn it. If you drop it, you can exchange it for...well... about 3000 million taels of silver."

Shopping guide: "..."

Cang Lan: "..."

Shopping guide: "..."

Cang Lan: "..."

Three minutes later, the shopping guide took out her mobile phone and made a call silently, "Hello? Boss, there is a handsome guy in our shop who has a mental problem and broke our treasure. He took a feather as compensation... huh? Call the police." ?Okay, now."

Cang Lan: "..."

Wait, this is really my feather, I kid you not!

10 minutes later, in the interrogation room of the police station.

Cang Lan sat on the chair, looked at the two policemen who were wearing police uniforms and looked at him blankly, and then looked at the handcuffs on her hands, seriously thinking about whether to leave directly.

But will it cause trouble for Tuantuan?

These two policemen are full of righteousness, especially the older one, who is blessed with merit and virtue. He is not a bad person, and he is not good at directly hurting people.But being detained here is hard.

Forget it, hold on for another 3 minutes, if Tuantuan doesn't come again, he will go find him.

Yang Ming looked at the handsome man in front of him and tapped his head with a pen. He couldn't understand why this man, who looked like a nobleman, would do such a stupid thing like cheating?

He gestured to the young policeman next to him to start recording, and asked, "What's your name?"

With 2 minutes left, he will cooperate obediently for the time being.

Cang Lan replied in the same way as easy to talk: "Cang Lan."

Yang Ming was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look up, "Your surname is Cang?"

Cang Lan nodded, "Is there a problem?"

Yang Ming shook his head, "No, it's just that I haven't seen this surname before."

Seeing that the little policeman had written it down, he asked again, "Who is there at home?"

Cang Lan said subconsciously: "Tuantuan."

Yang Ming was taken aback, "Tuantuan?"

Cang Lan reluctantly said a name, "White Blade."

Yang Ming's mind flickered, and he vaguely felt that the name was a little familiar. After thinking about it for a while, he didn't remember it, and asked the people around him to take notes, and asked, "Why do you need a feather as compensation? Are there any other assets in the family that can be compensated? "

Cang Lan corrected him very seriously, "That's the phoenix feather, it has many functions, enough to be worth the value of that robot."

Yang Ming rolled his eyes, "The feathers are beautiful and feel good to the touch, but you said the phoenix...that's just a legendary creature. Where does a phoenix come from in the world, don't fool us, talk to us properly!"

Cang Lan was a little unhappy, "Why not, I am Phoenix."

Yang Ming knocked on the table with his fingers, and said impatiently, "Speak humanly!"

Cang Lan sighed, "One more minute."

Yang Ming was stunned, "What?"

Cang Lan ignored him and counted by herself, "38, 37, 36... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, time is up."

So under the dumbfounded gaze of Yang Ming and the little policeman, a dazzling blue light suddenly lit up on the person in front of him, and when the blue light went out, the person who was still sitting on the chair just now turned into a group Tall...an ice blue phoenix.

Yang Ming & the little policeman: "..."

Phoenix glanced at them proudly and dissatisfied, opened his claws, dragged the gorgeous tail feathers behind him, and walked gracefully towards the door. One Phoenix claw rested on the doorknob, and he was about to go out in such a fair manner. up.

The two people who were sitting blankly at one side came back to their senses suddenly, before they could take into account the three perspectives shattered by this astonishing scene, seeing that Fenghuang was about to go out, Yang Ming suddenly screamed: "Wait a minute Go out, Phoenix, you, you, change back to a human first, and then go out!"

God!There really is a phoenix in the world!Phoenix!Divine beast!I met him!

Yang Ming was in a bit of confusion, even speaking with excited screams, which was very ear-piercing.

Fenghuang glanced at him unhappily, and immediately told him to shut up. Before he could turn the handle, the door lock slammed, and the door was opened from the outside.

Fortunately, it was a door that opened outwards. The door didn't hit Fenghuang, but a person who rushed in hurriedly bumped into it.

Phoenix lowered his head, looked at the person buried in its neck, and remained silent.

Bai Ren rubbed his forehead and took a step back, before he could sigh for the excellent touch, he looked up and saw a big phoenix in front of him.

Well, behind Fenghuang there are two ordinary people trembling with surprise on their faces.

White Blade: "..."

Bai Ren: "...you became a phoenix just like that?"

Fenghuang was very angry, "They said that there are no more phoenixes in this world. I exchanged my feathers with them, and they said that my head is sick."

White Blade: "..."

Hehe, this man is really bold.

Bai Ren covered his forehead weakly, "You change back to human form first, there are ordinary people everywhere here, it's not convenient to use the main body."

Fenghuang lowered his head and looked at him with a very indifferent look.

Bai Ren had some bad premonition inexplicably, "...wh...what's wrong?"

Fenghuang said faintly: "Feng Qiuhuang."

White Blade: "..."

Phoenix: "Please."

White Blade: "..."

Phoenix: "Please, I will change."

White Blade: "..."

Bai Ren: "... Please change back to human form."

Phoenix raised his tail in satisfaction, and transformed into a human form in a cloud of blue light. He stretched out his hand and touched the raised hair on Bai Ren's head, and smiled softly, "Tuantuan is good."

White Blade: "..."

I will never mention Fengqiuhuang again, ancestor, I was wrong!

What a vengeful and stingy Phoenix!