The lord god wants to fall in love [Comprehensive]

Xiao Yu returned to the system space again, his memory returned, and he felt helpless.

Another single failed!

Xiao Yu was a little annoyed: "Why do I only think about practicing swords? This time I'm dressed as a male lead, and the plot sent the female lead to me, and she has a heart of admiration for me. I actually think that the female lead is practicing swordsmanship." Not serious!"

God damn not serious about sword practice...(___)ノ｜

In the original fan story, the hero is Ye Gucheng, and a girl Zuo Dandan from the future who knows the story of Lu Xiaofeng's world will pass through his sword, but Ye Gucheng thinks that Zuo Dandan is the sword spirit in his sword, He pays special attention to Zuo Dandan.

Ye Gucheng used to be a man who sleeps with his sword in his arms every day, but now he sleeps with Zuo Dandan in his arms every day. If Zuo Dandan is not the heroine, who is the heroine?

After the relationship between Ye Gucheng and Zuo Dandan gradually improved, Zuo Dandan quickly recovered under the action of the plot.

Ye Gucheng, who already had a subtle liking for Zuo Dandan's identity as a sword spirit, naturally fell in love with Zuo Dandan after seeing Zuo Dandan's body.

With Zuo Dandan's spoiler, Ye Gucheng will not be involved in the rebellion of the Nanwang Mansion. The two will be a happy fairy couple in Baiyun City, Feixian Island.

And the system chose Ye Gucheng as the male protagonist for Xiao Yu, which can be said to let him lie and win, because the female protagonist Zuo Dandan has no one to compete with him.

However...Xiao Yu first changed the sword, and then took Zuo Dandan as a test product for the swordsmanship, and finally Zuo Dandan recovered as a human body. …

Xiao Yu felt that she could become single in this life of lying and winning, and suddenly she gave up a little bit.

The system comforted: [Master, don't be too discouraged, maybe the master can try to dress up as a male protagonist whose wife comes to the door on his own initiative? 】

Xiao Yu said helplessly: "Isn't the Ye Gucheng I wore this time just delivered to my door by my wife? Am I still single?"

The system gave a spoiler: [Master can try dressing as Dong Yong! 】

"Dong Yong?" Xiao Yu subconsciously thought of the legendary story of the pairing of immortals that has been circulated in many urban worlds.

The story of Tianxian Pei is probably that the scholar Dong Yong was very poor, so poor that his father died and had no money to bury him, but he was filial, so he sold himself to bury his father, signed a contract of sale with Fu Yuanwai, and became a slave of the Fu family.

The Jade Emperor was moved by Dong Yong's filial piety, so he married his seventh daughter to Dong Yong as his wife for a hundred days.

The seven fairies weaved ten pieces of brocade for the Fu family overnight, and the Fu family was so happy that Dong Yong was adopted as a godson, and Dong Yong no longer had to be a slave of the Fu family.

After daylight, the Seven Fairies were going back to the Heavenly Court. They told Dong Yong that she was pregnant, and gave Dong Yong a treasure to dedicate to the emperor to change his official position.After that, the seven fairies gave birth to a son, handed the son to Dong Yong, and returned to the heaven.Later, Dong Yong married Fu Yuanwai's daughter as his wife.

This kind of plot is completely useless.

Xiao Yu felt that she could make complaints all over the place. No matter how poor Dong Yong was, he was still a scholar. They all said that a poor scholar is a poor scholar, but compared with the rich, no matter how poor a scholar is compared with ordinary people, he is also a rich man. .

What kind of waste has Dong Yong become so that he can be a scholar with a reputation and be poor enough to sell himself to bury his father?

Moreover, Fu Yuanwai is a landlord, and he spent money to donate to a false job. I don't know where he has the courage to accept a scholar as a house slave. He is not afraid of being hated by scholars all over the world?In ancient society, the status of scholars was very high, but the status of landlords and rich people was not as good as that of scholars.

Also, the Jade Emperor was mentally handicapped, Dong Yong sold his body to bury his father so moved him to marry his daughter, then there are so many filial sons in the world who sold their body to bury their father, the seven daughters of the Jade Emperor might not be able to get married every day in the bridal chamber!

Moreover, Seventh Fairy is a fairy, married to a mortal, and is still a landlord's house slave, the lowest level of mortal society!Can she stand the dirt germs of mortals?She actually had a son with Dong Yong!

Although this child was born by a fairy, he was also an unlucky child. He was handed over to his good-for-nothing father who got an official position because of treasures from his mother, and his father immediately married him a stepmother.Whether he, the eldest son of the legitimate son, will be considered the eldest son of the legitimate son or the eldest son of the concubine, or even whether he can grow up alive is still unknown!

Anyway, Xiao Yu thinks that the plot of the pairing of immortals is pure nonsense, full of all kinds of mindless fantasies of the bottom of the society, just like the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Definitely got caught.

But in ancient times, Bai Fumei had no choice but to get married after they were eager to tarnish those Bai Fumei's innocent reputation by peeping at Bai Fumei, and then relied on their wives to reach the pinnacle of life. It was regarded as a classic, and it has been passed down for many years and has become a symbol of love.

If there is a plot that started like Cowherd and Weaver Girl in reality, the end result is definitely not that Bai Fumei, who was voyeurized and had his clothes stolen, fell in love with the perverted peeping dick, but that the pervert was called to the police and arrested.

It's also nonsense for a fairy to match this kind of plot. The daughter of the Jade Emperor, who is more noble than the emperor's daughter, married a house slave as a day-to-day husband and wife, and gave birth to a child for this mortal!

In this regard, Xiao Yu can only admire the courage of the ancients who came up with this story.You must know how high the status of the Jade Emperor was in the superstitious ancient times, as a mortal, he dared to flirt like this, probably because he was about to be driven crazy by the embarrassing reality, so he could only rely on flirting to comfort him!

However, Xiao Yu's complaints were all complaints, but he really felt that what the system said made sense.

Although Dong Yong's status is low and trash, but it doesn't matter, as the main god, even if he seals his memory, he can't be trash!What he cares about is that the mentally handicapped Jade Emperor will send his wife to his door!

He doesn't need him to fall in love, he doesn't need him to do strategy, he doesn't even need him to propose marriage, there is a fairy wife who takes the initiative to post!

"Tsk tsk." Xiao Yu smiled and said to the system, "That's all!"

Then the system sent Xiao Yu to travel again.

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Liujia Village is a village close to the county seat. Eighty percent of the people in the village are named Liu or are relatives of Liu. Only a few families are outsiders.

The Dong family was one of them who fled from the wilderness.

Therefore, the Dong family had a difficult life in Liujia Village, and they had no relatives to help them.Although the villagers of the Liu family are still simple and honest, in many cases the villagers unite and protect each other. Outsiders like the Dong family will be squeezed out and suffer a lot.

The people at the bottom of this world are having a hard time, and the people in Liujia Village are also struggling to survive with hunger and food.

It is said that the old man of the Dong family still had some wealth before fleeing famine to Liujia Village, so his two sons were very popular with the people of Liujia Village.

In order to gain a foothold in Liujia Village, Dong Jia Dalang married the niece of the village head of Liujia Village, which also relieved the difficult situation of Dong's family being squeezed out in Liujia Village.

However, Dong Jia Erlang fell in love with the daughter of the Li family, another outsider in Liujia Village, but the wife of the Li family was still the only child, which meant that the Li family was extinct.

The Erlang of the Dong family contradicted the old man and wanted to marry his sweetheart back, but this lady from the Li family had just married into the Dong family when her father passed away, and all the other ladies from the Li family were completely dead.

Fortunately, Mrs. Li gave birth to a son to Erlang of the Dong family not long after. This is the eldest grandson of the Dong family. Mr. Dong's dissatisfaction with Mrs. Li disappeared, and he smiled happily every day holding the eldest grandson named Dong Yong.

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The sister-in-law of the Dong family is the niece of the village chief. She has always been thinking about the Dong family's family background, otherwise she would not marry the weak Dong family.

It's a pity that she hasn't been happy for a few years since she married, she has no children, and she has no confidence in Dong's family, so naturally she didn't dare to mention family matters.

At this time, Dong Jiaerlang's daughter-in-law Li Niangzi gave birth to Dong Yong, the grandson of Dong's parents. Dong Yong gradually grew up, speaking and walking much earlier than ordinary children, and was born intelligent.

The old man of the Dong family was so surprised that he even offered to send Dong Yong to a private school!

Immediately, the sister-in-law of the Dong family went crazy: "No! Dad, don't you look at the days when our family is hungry and full. We can't even eat enough. Where can we get the money to send the second brother's son to school? Go A year in a private school will cost us a year's harvest in the field!"

Dong Jia Dalang didn't express his opinion, he remained silent and let his wife and father stand on top of the vat.

The old man of the Dong family hugged his eldest grandson and snorted coldly: "I don't want you to pay, why are you objecting?"

The sister-in-law of the Dong family was not happy: "Father, Da Lang is also your son, so you can't be so partial!"

The old man snorted and said, "Old man, I don't want to be partial, but have you given me a chance to not be partial? If you have the ability, you can give me a grandson! I will send him to a private school like me!"

Dong's sister-in-law was speechless, her face flushed.Dong Jia Dalang still kept silent, but Dong Jia Erlang and his wife were very happy.

Dong Yong sat on the old man's lap, listening to the old man reprimanding his uncle and uncle, he didn't care about the small conflict between the two families of the Dong family, he was thinking about what era and situation it is now.

Ever since he was born, Dong Yong has been born with knowledge and Su Hui, even if he doesn't remember the past life, but he has a lot of knowledge that a farmer should not know, such as the Four Books and Five Classics, the martial arts mental method, the cultivation method, All kinds of magical knowledge such as supernatural powers and spells are like a library in his mind.

But Dong Yong also understands that this kind of situation cannot be told to others, so even if he loved his grandfather the most, he didn't reveal a word.

The author has something to say: Dong Yong’s family background was created by me, and the plot of the fairy tales is based on the traditional version of opera. There will be many private designs.

In fact, I have wanted to complain about Xianfanlian for a long time.

Immortals have boundless mana, even if they are weak, at least they should have good eyesight.So the dirt, dust, hair, bacteria and mites on mortals, can't these immortals see it?If you can see it, then a mortal who hasn't washed his essence should be a fluffy and dirty monkey to a fairy. I really don't understand how a fairy can bear to marry a mortal for sex?

It would be easier to think about it if it was a fairy who had a relationship with a practitioner who had been cleansed, but the fairies in the legends all fell in love with the men at the bottom of the society!

Like Niulang and Dong Yong, one is a cowherd, and the other is selling himself as a house slave. The social conditions in ancient times, such low-level people in society, did not even have the conditions to take a bath every day, because the firewood for boiling water is very expensive.

Think about the smelly man who hasn't showered for many days, how can the fairies endure and marry each other?

Alas, many stories cannot be read with the brain, and once the brain is used, I feel that I can't bear to look directly at them.

Especially on Qixi Festival, the "beautiful" love story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is actually the sad life of Bai Fumei who was forced to marry by the cowherd peeping in the bath in ancient society.

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