My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

In fact, not only the two girls Madoka Kame and Sayaka Miki became the students of Joseph's "ripple training class", but the other two JOJOs and I were also listening to what exactly is the ripple breathing method.

Ripple breathing is said to be a method of health preservation handed down from the mysterious Tibet. It sounds abstruse, but Joseph can use this strange energy to seriously injure the enemy, heal the wound, and even concentrate the ripples on the soles of the feet, and then heal them on the water surface. walk up.

...at least he called me in out of the blue in the bath just to show me this.

After leaving Bamami's house, we returned to our rented villa.It is said that this big house is a haunted house, and the ghost of the former owner still haunts it, so it has been neglected for a long time.The rich man Joseph bought it easily with the gemstones he carried - I tried to question the source of the gemstones, but when Joseph slipped me a small packet of holy crystals, I just I want to ask if he still lacks a granddaughter.

Granddaughter-in-law is fine too!

In fact, the big house has not been lived in for a long time, and the owner quickly helped us connect water and electricity.Platinum Star and Gold Experience very consciously took on the job of nanny, and began to busily clean the dust all over the house.We spread out and arranged the bedrooms to be habitable.

Cleaning up the house is exhausting, and even with the help of a stand-in, we were exhausted.Joseph kept yelling that he was going to take a hot bath to reward himself, so he ran to the bathroom barefoot without even wearing slippers.

I looked at Jotaro: "Can you ask Platinum Star to help me squeeze my shoulders again? I think this is the best time for health care."

Both Jotaro and Giorno seemed to think that it would be helpful to have the double give him a shoulder squeeze.So the three of us collapsed on the sofa in the living room. Giorno sat upright at first, but I slid down the back of the sofa without bones, and Jotaro perfectly reproduced me The long legs were placed straight on the coffee table in front of us, and the hands rested on the lower abdomen, while Platinum Star helped us pinch the back of our necks one by one.

Giorno also slowly slid down: "...golden experience, pinch your shoulders."

So the golden experience helped pinch it with "big wood big wood big wood big".

Taking this opportunity, I teased Giorno, intending to chat with him: "Gioruno, how long does it take you to get your hair done every morning?"

Giorno, who has a brilliant fluffy and smooth little golden hair, raised his eyeballs slightly: "Well, it takes about two or three minutes to braid the hair."

What I'm more concerned about is actually his bangs: "Then, are the three curls on your forehead a curling iron or a curling iron?"

Giorno said calmly, "It's useless. They're natural, and one morning they suddenly looked like this."

I wrinkled my nose in disbelief.

"It's true." Giorno reached out and fiddled with his donut bangs, "Besides, I was originally black-haired. But one day, the power in my blood from my father DIO awakened. I also have Correspondingly, the hair became golden, and the bangs curled into the current shape."

I really haven't heard of such a thing that a son's hair color is suddenly inherited by his father when he is halfway through!

At first, I wanted to grab Giorno and ask him what conditioner he usually uses, but before I could say anything, Joseph yelled from the upstairs bathroom: "Jotaro—Tachika-chan— — Giorno!!!”

The three of us slid off the couch to the floor together.

"What's going on, is there an enemy coming to attack?" Jotaro jumped up and rushed upstairs. I quickly followed the two of them and ran up the stairs to the second floor, looking at Platinum. Zhixing kicked open the bathroom door——

The faucet of the bathtub was turned on, and there was already half a tank of water in it.Joseph was wearing a pair of pink polka-dot shorts, with golden ripples flashing on the soles of his feet, standing steadily on the water, showing off to us excitedly: "Look! I can stand on the water! Hey, Jotaro, do you remember when I demonstrated it to you when I was a child? I used to play with Holly when she was a child, and she giggled as much as you did!"

Jotaro: ……………

Platinum Star pushed Joseph into the water: "Olala!!!"

Giorno pushed me on the back and sent me out: "It turns out that ripples are such an interesting thing. I heard that my other father, Jonathan Joestar, is also a ripple fighter. I really want to see someone who uses ripples to fight." What does it look like?"

Jotaro closed the bathroom door with a black face, and stomped his feet downstairs: "The old man really likes to be funny no matter what age he is!"

The three of us slumped back to the sofa.

"Go to the school first tomorrow. If there is nothing wrong in the school, let's skip class to find Matthew in the afternoon." I was a little sleepy, "Oh, I really don't know where Matthew went..."

"After seeing the witch, I have a guess." Jotaro looked at the ceiling. The chandelier in the living room hasn't replaced the light bulb for a long time, and the glass is covered with a layer of dim tungsten filament volatile matter, which makes it look a bit dim. Into a different space similar to the Witch's Barrier."

"Witch..." I thought about it, "The mutation of this singularity should be the magical girl and the witch. But what is the reason for the formation of the witch? Is it controlled by the Holy Grail?"

Just as the three of us were thinking hard, Joseph howled again.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!"

Jotaro pulled down his hat angrily and covered his face: "Maybe he made bubbles out of shower gel. When I was young, he liked to play with this to show me and my wife, tsk."

My eyes lit up: "Bubble! I like it, I want to see it!"

Jotaro got up immediately: "I'll ask the old man to put on his clothes and make some big bubbles for you."

So the three of us went upstairs again, Jotaro remembered to knock on the door this time: "Old man, put on your pants, we are coming in."

no respond.

Not even the sound of water can be heard.

At this moment, we all felt that something was wrong, Jotaro stretched out his arm to make us back, and then he let Platinum Star kick open the door just like before——

"Joseph!"

The bathroom was empty.The water in the bathtub swayed gently, and a strangely shaped gemstone floated on the water, twisting the surrounding space into a spiral.

...is a witch.Joseph fell into the enchantment of the witch.

"I'm tired, I'm tired of beating thieves, there's nothing I can do." Jotaro sighed, "It looks like we'll have to fight several times today."

He turned his head and held out his hand to me: "Hold me, don't get lost."

I immediately put my hand into his palm: "Of course I won't get lost! Let's go, Star Magical Girl Ola-chan, let's save the magical girl Tequila-chan together!"

Jotaro: "...OK."

Giorno seemed to be struggling to hold back his laughter.

Witch's Enchantment is still a strange hand-drawn animation style.

Paper-cut girls dancing ballet dance in the background, and jewels cut from colored paper fall from mid-air like snowflakes.Strange singing came from all directions, as if calling for something, and from time to time, children's low laughter came from the corner, as if hiding in the dark, watching us creepily.

I held Jotaro's hand tightly, and walked along the road covered with scraps of paper.There was a disturbing noise coming from the front. I was worried that Joseph had been attacked by a witch, and my palms were slightly sweaty.Jotaro squeezed my hand comfortingly: "The old man is very strong, you don't have to worry too much."

The Platinum Star has already appeared, searching ahead together with the Gold Experience.Soon, he seemed to have seen something, and Jotaro, who shared the feeling with the double, immediately pulled me forward and ran forward: "There is a situation!"

Out of breath, I swung my legs quickly, trying to keep up with Jotaro's pace: "F, are you fighting?"

Realizing that I couldn't keep up with his pace, Jotaro couldn't care less, he just picked me up and carried me on his shoulders like the first time Katz was summoned to run after us, He ran forward like he was carrying a sack!

"Sung-ta-lang!!!" I screamed, "I-fly-la!!!"

Giorno, who was running behind the two of us, tried his best not to let his expression collapse after seeing Jotaro's operation.

"Mr. Jotaro!!!" he yelled, "Would you like to try the princess hug?"

While running wildly, Jotaro asked, "What is the princess hug—?"

Qiao Luno, a 15-year-old middle school student in the 21st century, realized at this time that there was a deep generation gap between him and the 80-year-old Showa high school student in the 17s!

"Princess hug means holding Lixiang's back with one hand and her leg with the other, holding her in front of him in a more comfortable position—" he wanted to explain, "Lixiang, are you okay?" Why, why do you have such a strange expression?"

Being carried on my shoulders like a first bag, I was so jolted that I wanted to vomit.

When we finally arrived at the destination, the place where the witch's body was fighting the transformed magical girl Tequila-chan, I was so dizzy that I didn't know what day or night it was. The position glows white.

"Stay where you are and don't move around. I'll go hunt a witch and I'll be back in a while." Jotaro urged.

I waved my hand to him feebly, which meant that I was fine and told him to call him quickly.

Giorno knelt down next to me worriedly, stroked my back: "Are you okay?"

"It's okay." I said, "Go and help, I'll take it easy."

Giorno nodded, and rushed towards the huge gem-studded witch in the center of the stage with his golden experience.

Tequila has been fighting the witch for a while, but the witch seems as hard as gems, and Tequila's fists can't do her actual damage.He waved the hermit's purple magic wand, and angrily punched the witch's chest with his big fists: "You are bad! You are bad! You actually took her away while she was taking a bath! It's dead! Then she won't be able to get married! "

When Jotaro came to help with Platinum Star, he almost slipped when he heard him say: "Do you want to marry yourself?"

"It's just a shy way of saying that girls are seen naked in the bath!" Tequila Sauce pouted, "Really! Jotaro doesn't understand people at all!"

Jotaro: ......

As a master who has no means of fighting, I watched the battle as usual, and observed the flaws of this jewel witch by the way.It seems that witches are spiritual life forms with resentment, and their combat effectiveness is not weak. At least the one we are facing now has the ability to fight three JOJOs.

"...It's a hard fight."

I responded, "Yeah."

"There's no way around that, because 'witches must be defeated by magical girls' is one of the rules."

……who is it?

I immediately turned my head vigilantly, but what came to my face was the familiar soft touch——

"Fu!!!"

"Fufu!" I frantically took off Fufu who jumped on my face and then tried to head towards my head, "What are you——Maxiu!"

"Mash is also fighting, but she's not alone. Ah, it's better to say that you will meet sooner or later."

A man with long white hair stood behind me with a slight smile, holding a strange staff in his hand, and flowers bloomed at his feet.

"Meng'an, the last master of mankind, Fujimaru Tachika." He bowed slightly, "It's amazing to meet in this way, in fact, I wanted to meet you in the last witch enchantment, but the incubator at that time It’s there, it’s not good to let it find out.”

I held Fufu in my arms, and it kept muttering "Fuchu! Fuchu!", and the long-haired man in front of me smiled a bit embarrassedly: "Oh, I said, Kathy Paluge, Anyway, I have the grace to adopt you—"

"Merlinsine! Fu!!!"

I looked at the man in front of me in surprise: "...Are you Merlin?"

"Ahahahaha, yes." He laughed, and I don't know why this smile always makes me feel very frivolous, "I am Merlin! Maybe you have heard of my name, anyway, you can call me Merlin, if you call me My big brother Merlin is even better! Because I am your most reliable big brother Hua—"

Fufu jumped up like a cannonball, and stretched out her sharp claws from the pads in a rare way, showing her aggressiveness for the first time, trying to scratch Merlin's smiling face.

"Ah, ah, Kathy Paluge, you beast! It's okay to eat little girl's tofu, but you are so vicious when you face me who has been adopted - don't catch it, don't catch it, and catch it again. I still want to continue being an internet idol—”

And my bracelet sizzled.

It was a communication from Chaldea. I raised my wrist, expecting to hear Da Vinci's spiritual base analysis, but I didn't expect to hear Doctor Roman's heart-wrenching roar:

"Merlin—! What is an idol?! Explain it clearly to me!!!!"

I:?

Merlin tried hard to pick up the vicious Fufu: "Ahahaha, Romani! How are you doing? Is your life fulfilling recently? If you encounter any unsatisfactory things, you can still ask me for help! I have always been your most reliable and gentle Caring magical girl Mei Li-chan!"

I:……

Everyone in the Chaldea control room who knows that Dr. Roman is obsessed with Internet idols: ...

Dr. Roman: …………………

Olga Marie's voice sounded at the right time: "Infirmary? Is there any other person in charge in the infirmary? Come and send some nitroglycerin to Romani! His heartbeat is almost gone!"

"Hey, don't mention that." Merlin shook his head, "I'm here to help you. I can be regarded as a lone follower summoned by this strange singularity, but because of the particularity of my situation, I can only be in the Appeared in a dream. Due to the special nature of the witch's enchantment, the enchantment can also be regarded as a dream, so I can freely shuttle in the witch's enchantment and provide you with some help."

I immediately asked, "Have you seen Matthew? How is she?"

"Matthew is fine, but she has a very important matter to settle, and she can't get away for the time being. You will meet soon, don't worry!" Merlin said lightly, "Well, next, I want to Tell you something very important. Please listen carefully, Lixiang, this is an important message about this world!"

I nod seriously.

"First." Merlin stretched out his index finger, "Never sign a contract with an incubator—a small animal called QB. You can't wish on it."

I said, "Okay, I promise you."

"You're so good!" Merlin praised, "Okay, the next thing is the second point, you must pay close attention to Kamu Madoka."

I frowned slightly: "Why?"

"Ah, maybe you don't know, I'm actually a hybrid of Nightmare and human beings. Nightmare feeds on human emotions, and I can also see the emotions gathered in people." Merlin rubbed his chin, " Emotions are unique to human beings, they are beautiful and fascinating, and not only guys like me are coveting them. And Madoka Kame has a collection of emotions that is no less than yours."

Seeing that I still seemed a little confused, Merlin explained: "Lixiang, you are the last master of mankind, the hope to save the world, the whole Chaldea—no, the emotions of all human beings are compressed into one point and pinned on you Such huge emotions have attracted bad things before - your soul has been captured, right? The evil spirits who have lived in the dark for too long like you very much, a soul full of warmth and emotion. Deer The same is true for Muyuan, as an ordinary girl, she has such a huge collection of emotions in her body, so I have to suspect that there is something hidden behind her."

"Could it be that she is also the master?!" I said in horror.

Meilin: "...No. But Lixiang, you should pay attention to her, and it's best not to let her sign a contract with QB!"

I agreed: "Okay!"

Merlin nodded with satisfaction: "That's great! Then, as a reward for Lixiang's hard work, I'll give you a small dream-come-true magic."

He stuffed Fufu, who was struggling constantly, into my arms: "Now, I have transmitted the power of the magical girl to Kathy Paluge! From now on, this guy is a magical little animal next to the magical girl, with Transform the right person into the power of a magical girl!"

My eyes widened: "What - wait! Then can I also -?!"

Merlin smiled: "You can take Kathy Paluge to Kujo Jotaro and the others to try."

I immediately ran excitedly: "I'm on it!"

Merlin shouted from a distance behind me: "Come on, Lixiang! I'm really licking your CP—"

I didn't hear clearly, because at the moment the golden experience and the platinum star are facing the jewel witch Olamuda at the same time.Because of the relatively high physical defense of this gem witch, even the Platinum Star Fist, which can shatter diamonds, seems to have lost its power.

At such times, the power of the magical girl should be used!

I held Fufu high: "Go, bring the power of magic to everyone, Fufu!"

Fufu's whole body shone with the unique pink light of Merlin's magic. It chirped and flew towards Jotaro and Giorno, revealing the pink flesh pads under the white plush, and "puji" used the power of magic!

— Shine, champion of the stars!

—Blow, golden morning wind!

Jotaro and Giorno felt light all over their bodies!For some reason, they were surrounded by blue and golden light, and the original clothes on their bodies also shone with a bad light. Involuntarily, they raised their hands, facing the palms of the double floating in front of them at some point—

Star Magical Girl, Transform!

Change the long black school uniform jacket—no way, the uniform of the magical girl must be a sailor uniform!

A white sailor suit with navy blue trim, and the outfit is complete!The top that tightly outlines the chest muscles, and the heart-warming bow tie scarf is also embroidered with little starfish!Oh shit, don't stare at the arms, is it the overdeveloped biceps that catch your eye?

Floating, it's forbidden to lift it up-sea blue pleated skirt, the dress is complete!Of course, the two belts are also tied on the top, and there is a long streamer bow with the characteristics of a magical girl on the side, which will float up during the battle!At the same time, she also wears safety pants with dolphin pattern under the skirt!

Mini high-heeled boots – the outfit is complete!There is a star pattern surrounded by sequins on the boot, use this thick and powerful leg to kick the enemy with the magic of the stars, just kill dad!

The last one is the main body of the magical girl of the star—Ola-Ola magic hat!Colorful! Shiny!This time, it also turned the gloomy black into white with magic power!The diamond star and bow adorning the hat are just the proof of love!

bang bang!Swing the fist of Ola of love and dreams towards evil!

The Magical Girl of the Stars - Ola-chan!debut!

Kujo Jotaro landed sluggishly from the dazzling light after the transformation of the magical girl. He didn't remember to press down the skirt. I don't know why the anti-gravity skirt didn't work on him. Li thoughtfully put on the dolphin safety pants for him.

Platinum Star was also put on a ribbon headband like a magical girl.

No, it's not over yet!

The next transformation is-

Flower Magical Girl! ! !

Complete your outfit with a pink heart open top!Not only the original small suits, but the magic flowers and shining hearts of magical girls will also be inlaid on the surface of the clothes!

Plaid pleated skirt, the outfit is complete!As a magical girl, of course you have to wear a small skirt-similarly, you have to wear ladybug safety pants very carefully!

Pink small high-heeled leather shoes, the dress is complete!Stepping, stepping, can you step into your heart with crisp footsteps?

Finally - tie a bow on the beautiful flower magic girl braids!Holding a pink scepter with golden flowers blooming, and a magic wand inlaid with red gemstones named "Passion"!

Sax, blow it up, please!Hitting the black and white keys of the piano, let the golden wind blowing through Italy blow into your heart again! Wryyyyy, GIOGIO's bizarre adventure is about to begin!

The Magical Girl of Flowers - Furry Sauce!debut!

Giorno landed with the flower pink magic wand, this time he remembered to hold the skirt firmly.The two magical girls who were forced to wear small skirts stood there in a daze, and it was Tequila Sauce who reminded them: "Don't be in a daze! Come and help me! Ola Sauce, use your Platinum Love Fist! !"

Magical girl Ola-chan seems to have lost her motivation to fight.

I had to trot forward to avoid the jewel-throwing attack of the berserk jewel witch, and shook Ola-chan's hand: "You have to cheer up, Ola-chan!"

Ola sauce turned her head away slowly: "...don't look at me."

"No—don't be discouraged! You are so beautiful! You look so good! You are so cute!" I hurriedly took out the rainbow praise I could spray now, "Wow, Ola-chan is really super-cute! When I saw Ola-chan, my heart couldn't stop beating!"

Ola-chan glanced at me: "Really?"

"Really, really!" I nodded desperately, "Wow, I like Ola-chan the most! Ola-chan is so handsome even in a small skirt! What should I do, such a handsome Ola-chan will become the world Be your idol! Please don't forget me even after I become popular!"

Ola-chan pressed the brim of his hat: "Yeah, oh-oh... you, replace Ola-chan with my name, and say it again."

I thought he needed some encouragement to fight, so I blew more and more sincerely: "Okay, Jotaro! Jotaro, you are the most handsome! Even if you wear a small skirt and a bow hat Damage your charm! My heart beats faster when I see you! Wow, how can there be such a good man as Jotaro, the way you fight with your fists can be engraved on a spaceship and sent to an alien planet, so that extraterrestrial civilization See what is the most perfect form of man!"

Jotaro suddenly reached out and tapped my nose: "One more thing."

I was stunned for a second: "...Ah, did I miss anything?"

Jotaro reminded: "You are the most—"

I came to my senses and warmly expressed my heart to him: "I like you the most! I like you the most, the most, the most, Jotaro! Please bring my encouragement and cheer!!!"

Jotaro pursed his lips, as if trying to suppress the curvature of the corners of his mouth.He immediately turned around, walked over to the Jewel Witch—nearly sprained because he wasn't wearing high heels—and raised his fist!

"Come on, Platinum Star!" he said, "It's time to show the witch the power of a magical girl."

Platinum Star wearing a bow headband didn't know why his face was red, but from his expression, he was quite happy, at least this invincible stand-in had a big smile on his face.

Velvet Sauce was at a loss when holding the fairy wand, but when he heard my enthusiastic praise for Ola Sauce, for some reason, the expression on his face became particularly weird, as if he wanted to laugh and tried his best to endure.He met Ola-chan with somewhat awkward steps—after all, Velvet-chan had never worn high heels before—and said to Ola-chan, "You're very good at it!"

Ola sauce said: "I'm tired, I'm tired of beating thieves."

The two magical girls flew up lightly, and they finally stood together with the magical girl Tequila!

"Mina!" Tequila raised the hermit's purple magic wand, "Let's unite the power of the magical girl and defeat the witch together!"

"Magical Girl JOJO——"

"Let Tequila Sauce give you [battle] wisdom!"

"Let Ola-chan give you [Stardust] perseverance!"

"Let Velvety Sauce give you [golden] dreams!"

"Magical girl JOJO—OPENHEART!!!"

The green, blue and golden rays of light converged into a beam, and the bright power of JOJO penetrated the chest of the Jewel Witch.

Under the impact of such power, the jewel witch was shattered into pieces little by little.At the last moment, she wailed and sighed:

"The most...hating...why...I can't...Dad...Mom...sorry..."

After the witch disappeared, the barrier also disappeared with her.We fell back to the bathroom again, and the three JOJOs also returned to normal from the magical girl dress.

"Great, the magical girl has won the battle!" I cheered, "I still like magical girls the most!"

Magical Girls: ………… But the skirts, please spare us.

The only magical girl who is happily wearing a skirt Tequila sauce: Huh?Are little skirts bad?

Ola Sauce Velvet Sauce: Get lost! ! !

Fufu, a small magic animal: Fufufu, Fufu, Fuchu.

(Translation: So it's Merlin's fault! Fujoo!)