Teaching Kaz to sing is actually quite easy.As an ultimate creature, he has an IQ of 400 (but it seems that his IQ will always drop to 40 when he mentions the person named "JOJO"). After listening to me sing it once, he memorized the tune and lyrics, but still After singing the gourd painting, he seriously began to ask questions about the novelty in the lyrics.
"What's a merry-go-round?" he asked first. "Is it some kind of mechanism for training warriors?"
I said, "No, it's some kind of ride, and people sit on it and play music and go around and around."
Katz's expression became visibly disgusted.
"It's a lowly creature, a lowly creature that spends most of its intelligence and talents on entertainment. Isn't it silly to sit on a clumsy dead thing and turn around?"
As a representative of the lower creatures present, I pretended not to hear.
"Well, then, there are other songs for human beings, Mr. Katz!" Matthew hurriedly searched in his small music library, "Such as songs praising friendship, and songs praising gods..."
Katz curled his lips quietly, as if he didn't want to continue singing.He looked at Jotaro who didn't say a word, and asked, "Hey, you, you said that JoJo is your grandfather, right? What happened to that guy?"
Jotaro didn't look at him, but turned his gaze to the sliding door of the room.
"The old man has a good life. Although he has gallstones and a little dementia when he gets old, he still looks the same as the frivolous and cunning when he was young."
Katz supported his head with his hands, and gave a soft "tsk".
"It's really annoying." He said, "Whether it's that guy from JOJO or the guy outside the door..."
"You found out too?" Jotaro asked.
Katz answered rightly: "I'm the ultimate creature, I can even sense the heat and the flow of air, and things that big outside can't even hide their footsteps. I'm not deaf, of course I can hear you." See!"
"Is there someone outside?!" ← This is me who is the worst in the audience.
The guy outside the door obviously heard the conversation in the room, so he gave up hiding and opened the sliding door directly!
"You can hear my footsteps, it seems that you are not useless."
By the light of the flashlight, I can see clearly what the shadow standing in the corridor outside the door is.
It was a petite-looking girl in a red kimono.But she is not like normal people.The child's hair was silver and white, with strange red lines on his face, and even two horns growing on his forehead.
And the weirdest thing is her eyes, in her pupils, there are words.
"Xiaosi." Katz read, and then turned to look at me as if suddenly enlightened, "Is this the thing you secretly wore before, what is it called, color contact lenses?"
Me: "...Wait a minute, don't just expose the fact that I wear colored contact lenses! So far, the doctor and Jotaro think I'm a natural beauty with big eyes!"
Jotaro said blankly, "Actually, I've already seen it."
I went crazy: "What?! You have already seen that I wear colored contact lenses?! I am dead, I am socially dead, eh! Matthew! Please pay homage to me on this day every year in the future, instead of burning paper, burn a piece of paper. Just throw away the colored contact lenses in a box!"
Matthew's eyes widened: "So senior is wearing colored contact lenses? I didn't notice it at all just now!"
I said, "Because I didn't wear it today!"
The girl with colored lenses who was left out by us said weakly: "That...can you..."
"Huh ha ha ha ha ha, it's so funny, human beings can't even change the size and color of their pupils at will!" Kaz triumphantly moved his face to me, "Look, as an ultimate creature, I can change the color of my pupils." , I originally had red pupils, but now I have turned them into JOJO's green pupils..."
"Really! It's really changed!" I was very shocked, "Wow, Katz-sama is so amazing! Jotaro, come over here and see, Katz-sama even wears purple eyeshadow."
Jotaro looked a little disgusted: "Kaz, you are like a witch now."
Katz flicked his purple wavy hair triumphantly: "Whatever you say, you still have to use colored contact lenses anyway."
The lady in red who was completely ignored was furious.
"I said you human beings! Are you looking down on me?!" She clenched her fists, "I am a fearsome ghost, one of the strongest ghosts among the twelve ghost moons. !Today I want all of you human beings to pay the price, one by one into my stomach!"
Mash opened his eyes wide, I opened them wide, and Jotaro looked at the girl for the first time from under the brim of his hat.
Then we all turned to look at Katz.
Katz looked strange, as if he was enduring something.
"You said, you are a ghost?" His voice trembled a little. "Is it the kind that eats people for a living, cannot see the sun, can regenerate bodies, and is stronger than humans...ghosts?"
Faced with Katz's precise description, Xia Xianzhi seemed a little happy: "Yes, I am a ghost! Hehehe, I smell it, one of you has thin blood flowing in his body... so Alluring thin blood, such sweet flesh and blood, let me devour it!"
I said, "Master Katz, have you not eaten properly since you were summoned to Chaldea?"
Katz said, "Yeah."
I looked at the ghost with clawed hands and approached Katz step by step with pity, and sighed.
"Before I eat, can I ask a question?"
The red-clothed female ghost's vertical pupils turned to me: "What?"
"We are new here, so we don't know much about the local situation. Is it possible that there are many ghosts like you who eat people in this world?"
"That's right!" the ghost said with a smirk, "and thin blood is the favorite food of ghosts. After drinking thin blood, ghosts can greatly increase their strength—maybe after I eat you, I can challenge the ghosts." One! That guy always looks like a god, I can't understand him for a long time!"
"It's a good thing for ghosts to have dreams." I said with relief, "Master Katz, you will finally not have to be hungry. This world is so considerate, and there is even a midnight snack service that is delivered to your door. Are you satisfied?"
Katz smiled, showing his thick white fangs: "I'm very satisfied."
"What?" Xia Xianzhi felt something was wrong, "What the hell are you talking about? What kind of supper, you—"
In just a split second, a tall purple-haired man appeared beside the ghost, and gently put his hand on her neck.
"Thank you for the hospitality." Katz said softly.
The lower string shriveled quickly, and the originally elastic skin began to shrink, as if it was just a layer of skin covering the bones. With a soft "click", her cervical spine was twisted and broken.
Before she finally lost consciousness, Katz's face, too beautiful in the moonlight, was reflected in her eyes.
"for……"
"I want to ask why?" He said softly, "Of course it is because I am stronger than you."
The last string fell, and Katz kicked her into the courtyard, clapped her hands and went back to the house, and closed the door intimately.
"I'm full." He said contentedly, "This guy is much tastier than the vampires I mass-produced from stone ghost noodles!"
Jotaro muttered something silently, which seemed to be "I don't know what the smell of DIO will be like".
After such a fuss, I also felt a little sleepy, so I got into bed with Matthew and planned to sleep.Jotaro and Katz don't need to sleep, they sit in front of the sliding door, chatting casually.
"Who is that DIO you speak of?"
"He's a vampire."
"Is it delicious? Can it be eaten? How to eat it?"
"I don't know. I haven't eaten it. If you meet him later, you can try it."
I drifted off into dreamland.
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The next day I was woken up by Matthew, and it was already bright.The owner of the house, Akamaru, brought us breakfast and said thankfully that no one died in the town last night.
I yawned and looked towards the courtyard.But the ghost that Kaz ate last night has disappeared.
"She turns gray after encountering sunlight." Katz said, he looked critically at the breakfast that Akamaru brought him, "What is this? I don't eat it."
So I dragged his share of the meal as a matter of course.
"Senior, aren't you full?" Matthew asked me in surprise.
I laughed twice and said, "My appetite is larger than that of ordinary girls."
Matthew also gave me the rice balls in his own bowl: "If seniors think it's not enough, you can eat mine too!"
I was about to say no, but Jotaro stopped her first.
"You're a subservant, you still need to eat, if you're not full, we'll be at a disadvantage in battle." He said, then looked at me, "You can eat my portion, I don't need to eat."
I opened my mouth, originally wanting to say that I couldn't eat so much, but with the concerned eyes of the handsome mixed-race Jotaro, I bit the bullet and agreed, and ate three meals by myself.
Until we walked out of Akamaru's house, I felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach and faintly wanted to vomit.
"Senior, are you okay, you look a bit unwell." Matthew asked me quietly.
I waved my hand: "I'm fine, maybe I didn't sleep a little last night. Let the wind blow me a little and I'll wake up."
"Where are we going?" Katz asked.
I said, "Let's go in the direction of Tokyo. If there are changes in this world, there will be corresponding changes in Tokyo."
-------
Oni Wu Tsuji opened his eyes, dripping with cold sweat.
Who is that? !
Who is that man with long purple hair? !
He killed Xiaxianzhisi so easily, without even using the breathing method and the sun wheel knife. Could it be that he is a new pillar?
"Nightmare!" He issued an order to one of the lower strings through his cells, "Go search for a tall foreign man with purple curly hair, and kill him!"
One of the last strings, Nightmare responded quietly: "Yes, Mr. Wu Mi."
"What's a merry-go-round?" he asked first. "Is it some kind of mechanism for training warriors?"
I said, "No, it's some kind of ride, and people sit on it and play music and go around and around."
Katz's expression became visibly disgusted.
"It's a lowly creature, a lowly creature that spends most of its intelligence and talents on entertainment. Isn't it silly to sit on a clumsy dead thing and turn around?"
As a representative of the lower creatures present, I pretended not to hear.
"Well, then, there are other songs for human beings, Mr. Katz!" Matthew hurriedly searched in his small music library, "Such as songs praising friendship, and songs praising gods..."
Katz curled his lips quietly, as if he didn't want to continue singing.He looked at Jotaro who didn't say a word, and asked, "Hey, you, you said that JoJo is your grandfather, right? What happened to that guy?"
Jotaro didn't look at him, but turned his gaze to the sliding door of the room.
"The old man has a good life. Although he has gallstones and a little dementia when he gets old, he still looks the same as the frivolous and cunning when he was young."
Katz supported his head with his hands, and gave a soft "tsk".
"It's really annoying." He said, "Whether it's that guy from JOJO or the guy outside the door..."
"You found out too?" Jotaro asked.
Katz answered rightly: "I'm the ultimate creature, I can even sense the heat and the flow of air, and things that big outside can't even hide their footsteps. I'm not deaf, of course I can hear you." See!"
"Is there someone outside?!" ← This is me who is the worst in the audience.
The guy outside the door obviously heard the conversation in the room, so he gave up hiding and opened the sliding door directly!
"You can hear my footsteps, it seems that you are not useless."
By the light of the flashlight, I can see clearly what the shadow standing in the corridor outside the door is.
It was a petite-looking girl in a red kimono.But she is not like normal people.The child's hair was silver and white, with strange red lines on his face, and even two horns growing on his forehead.
And the weirdest thing is her eyes, in her pupils, there are words.
"Xiaosi." Katz read, and then turned to look at me as if suddenly enlightened, "Is this the thing you secretly wore before, what is it called, color contact lenses?"
Me: "...Wait a minute, don't just expose the fact that I wear colored contact lenses! So far, the doctor and Jotaro think I'm a natural beauty with big eyes!"
Jotaro said blankly, "Actually, I've already seen it."
I went crazy: "What?! You have already seen that I wear colored contact lenses?! I am dead, I am socially dead, eh! Matthew! Please pay homage to me on this day every year in the future, instead of burning paper, burn a piece of paper. Just throw away the colored contact lenses in a box!"
Matthew's eyes widened: "So senior is wearing colored contact lenses? I didn't notice it at all just now!"
I said, "Because I didn't wear it today!"
The girl with colored lenses who was left out by us said weakly: "That...can you..."
"Huh ha ha ha ha ha, it's so funny, human beings can't even change the size and color of their pupils at will!" Kaz triumphantly moved his face to me, "Look, as an ultimate creature, I can change the color of my pupils." , I originally had red pupils, but now I have turned them into JOJO's green pupils..."
"Really! It's really changed!" I was very shocked, "Wow, Katz-sama is so amazing! Jotaro, come over here and see, Katz-sama even wears purple eyeshadow."
Jotaro looked a little disgusted: "Kaz, you are like a witch now."
Katz flicked his purple wavy hair triumphantly: "Whatever you say, you still have to use colored contact lenses anyway."
The lady in red who was completely ignored was furious.
"I said you human beings! Are you looking down on me?!" She clenched her fists, "I am a fearsome ghost, one of the strongest ghosts among the twelve ghost moons. !Today I want all of you human beings to pay the price, one by one into my stomach!"
Mash opened his eyes wide, I opened them wide, and Jotaro looked at the girl for the first time from under the brim of his hat.
Then we all turned to look at Katz.
Katz looked strange, as if he was enduring something.
"You said, you are a ghost?" His voice trembled a little. "Is it the kind that eats people for a living, cannot see the sun, can regenerate bodies, and is stronger than humans...ghosts?"
Faced with Katz's precise description, Xia Xianzhi seemed a little happy: "Yes, I am a ghost! Hehehe, I smell it, one of you has thin blood flowing in his body... so Alluring thin blood, such sweet flesh and blood, let me devour it!"
I said, "Master Katz, have you not eaten properly since you were summoned to Chaldea?"
Katz said, "Yeah."
I looked at the ghost with clawed hands and approached Katz step by step with pity, and sighed.
"Before I eat, can I ask a question?"
The red-clothed female ghost's vertical pupils turned to me: "What?"
"We are new here, so we don't know much about the local situation. Is it possible that there are many ghosts like you who eat people in this world?"
"That's right!" the ghost said with a smirk, "and thin blood is the favorite food of ghosts. After drinking thin blood, ghosts can greatly increase their strength—maybe after I eat you, I can challenge the ghosts." One! That guy always looks like a god, I can't understand him for a long time!"
"It's a good thing for ghosts to have dreams." I said with relief, "Master Katz, you will finally not have to be hungry. This world is so considerate, and there is even a midnight snack service that is delivered to your door. Are you satisfied?"
Katz smiled, showing his thick white fangs: "I'm very satisfied."
"What?" Xia Xianzhi felt something was wrong, "What the hell are you talking about? What kind of supper, you—"
In just a split second, a tall purple-haired man appeared beside the ghost, and gently put his hand on her neck.
"Thank you for the hospitality." Katz said softly.
The lower string shriveled quickly, and the originally elastic skin began to shrink, as if it was just a layer of skin covering the bones. With a soft "click", her cervical spine was twisted and broken.
Before she finally lost consciousness, Katz's face, too beautiful in the moonlight, was reflected in her eyes.
"for……"
"I want to ask why?" He said softly, "Of course it is because I am stronger than you."
The last string fell, and Katz kicked her into the courtyard, clapped her hands and went back to the house, and closed the door intimately.
"I'm full." He said contentedly, "This guy is much tastier than the vampires I mass-produced from stone ghost noodles!"
Jotaro muttered something silently, which seemed to be "I don't know what the smell of DIO will be like".
After such a fuss, I also felt a little sleepy, so I got into bed with Matthew and planned to sleep.Jotaro and Katz don't need to sleep, they sit in front of the sliding door, chatting casually.
"Who is that DIO you speak of?"
"He's a vampire."
"Is it delicious? Can it be eaten? How to eat it?"
"I don't know. I haven't eaten it. If you meet him later, you can try it."
I drifted off into dreamland.
-------
The next day I was woken up by Matthew, and it was already bright.The owner of the house, Akamaru, brought us breakfast and said thankfully that no one died in the town last night.
I yawned and looked towards the courtyard.But the ghost that Kaz ate last night has disappeared.
"She turns gray after encountering sunlight." Katz said, he looked critically at the breakfast that Akamaru brought him, "What is this? I don't eat it."
So I dragged his share of the meal as a matter of course.
"Senior, aren't you full?" Matthew asked me in surprise.
I laughed twice and said, "My appetite is larger than that of ordinary girls."
Matthew also gave me the rice balls in his own bowl: "If seniors think it's not enough, you can eat mine too!"
I was about to say no, but Jotaro stopped her first.
"You're a subservant, you still need to eat, if you're not full, we'll be at a disadvantage in battle." He said, then looked at me, "You can eat my portion, I don't need to eat."
I opened my mouth, originally wanting to say that I couldn't eat so much, but with the concerned eyes of the handsome mixed-race Jotaro, I bit the bullet and agreed, and ate three meals by myself.
Until we walked out of Akamaru's house, I felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach and faintly wanted to vomit.
"Senior, are you okay, you look a bit unwell." Matthew asked me quietly.
I waved my hand: "I'm fine, maybe I didn't sleep a little last night. Let the wind blow me a little and I'll wake up."
"Where are we going?" Katz asked.
I said, "Let's go in the direction of Tokyo. If there are changes in this world, there will be corresponding changes in Tokyo."
-------
Oni Wu Tsuji opened his eyes, dripping with cold sweat.
Who is that? !
Who is that man with long purple hair? !
He killed Xiaxianzhisi so easily, without even using the breathing method and the sun wheel knife. Could it be that he is a new pillar?
"Nightmare!" He issued an order to one of the lower strings through his cells, "Go search for a tall foreign man with purple curly hair, and kill him!"
One of the last strings, Nightmare responded quietly: "Yes, Mr. Wu Mi."
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