My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

Jotaro's, uncle.

As a dull girl who has to take out a relationship calculator every year when I visit relatives during the Chinese New Year, I seriously studied this issue of seniority head-to-head with Matthew.

"It is known that my father's father is called grandpa, and my mother's father is called grandpa." I dipped the ink sprayed out of the machine to draw a family tree on a piece of paper provided by Ostrovsky, "my mother's sister called Auntie, mother's brother is called uncle."

Matthew nodded seriously.

Jotaro was hesitant to speak for several times.

"The Higashika Josuke is Joseph's son!" I suddenly realized, "But he is also Jotaro's uncle... In this way, he can also be regarded as my elder!"

Jotaro: "No, actually..."

I clenched my fist confidently: "Okay, I'm going to prepare the holy relic and get him out! Jotaro, does your uncle have any more important characteristics?"

Jotaro: "His hairstyle is quite strange, with a particularly huge jet head—no, Tatsuka, wait a minute..."

With a brush, I drew a little stickman with a big airplane head on the paper, and marked it below: Dongfang Jousuke.

"That's it!" I said, "Mash, put on the shield!"

Matthew: "Good!"

Boom!The Snowflake Shield is in place!My Saint Quartz is also in place!

Inside the bracelet, everyone in Chaldea also began to urgently play "Good Luck" as the card-drawing BGM for me!

"Good luck, wish me good luck..." I put my hands together and bowed, "Good luck, wish me good luck, and welcome the good luck to the five-star color circle to ship!"

Saint Quartz, invest!

The first round of ten rounds, the aperture began to rotate!

Even O. Henry came over to look curiously.

In the first round of ten rounds, there was nothing but a bunch of ritual dresses.

"No, I'm a bit unlucky today, and I need some metaphysics blessing." I frowned and rubbed my hands, "Doctor, change the disc!"

Doctor Roman immediately cut the song and replaced the background music with "Gong Xi Fa Cai".

"I congratulate you on getting rich--I congratulate you on being wonderful! Gold card please come here, formal dress please go away, five-star people are not to blame!"

Jotaro: "... Where did you find these weird songs?"

I said proudly: "It was me and Matthew who brainstormed and wrote lyrics, and asked the doctor and Da Vinci to cover it!"

Because the melody of the song "Gong Xi Fa Cai" was too brainwashing, O'Henry also hummed along with the rhythm after listening to it once.Jotaro sighed, he didn't know if it was because of my fate of always crashing the plane or the song sung by the doctor: "You can't get Josuke like this. With these few things, it's not enough to form a friendship with Josuke." fate."

I blinked and blinked: "Then what should I do?"

Jotaro shook his head forward: "Throw 3 more stones, I'll try."

I counted 3 Saint Quartz from the small purse and threw them on the Snowflake Shield again.

Aperture, start turning!

"Hello." Jotaro suddenly started talking to the aperture, "Jousuke."

The aperture rotated slowly, but there was no colored or golden light flashing.

"Actually, there's something I've been wanting to say about your hairstyle."

The aperture has been expanded, and it is a single aperture, which means that this shot is still a formal dress.I shook Matthew's arm in a little disappointment.

"No, actually there is nothing to say." Jotaro suddenly changed the subject, "I can't say anything about your sad head."

--what?

The aperture suddenly retracted uncharacteristically!

"Let's talk about your boring hairstyle later." Jotaro finally said slowly, "After all, we have more important things to do."

The circle of light buzzed, as if it had been forcibly pushed away by someone, the three halos immediately expanded outwards, and a gold card appeared above the Snowflake Shield!

"It's amazing! There is such an operation that can temporarily turn the dress into a gold card?!" I clenched my fists excitedly, "The back of the card is turned upside down—it's a skill level!"

This card didn't slowly reveal its face from bottom to top as usual. This follower seemed to want to appear in the real world very much, so he punched out of the card, rushed out of the aperture, and came straight to us!

"I will never forgive the person who underestimates my hair style-duh!!!"

"Eura!"

Platinum Star and the unknown stand-in collided fiercely with their fists!Jotaro took the opportunity to pull me behind him and shouted loudly, "It's me!"

"Who said—ah, it's you!"

A big blue-eyed boy with a huge steak cut popped out from behind his stand-in.

He was wearing a baggy school uniform, which seemed to be from the last century.The big boy named Josuke looked at Jotaro with his round and clear blue eyes, then scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, but I seem to hear someone talking about me just now. hairstyle..."

"Let me introduce you," Jotaro said. "This is Higashika Josuke."

I yelled reflexively: "Hello, Uncle!"

Jousuke: "Hey, great niece-huh?! What?! Sister Holly gave you another sister!"

Jotaro rubbed the top of my head helplessly: "No, she just called me that... This is Fujimaru Tatsuka, our Master."

"Hi, I'm Tatsuka Fujimaru! Please give me your advice!" I held out my hand, "How old is Mr. Dongfang now?"

Jousuke shook hands with me, and said embarrassedly: "You can call me Jousuke, I'm not very old, I'm only 16 years old."

I widened my eyes: "You are the same age as me! Then, how much older is Josuke as an uncle than Jotaro?"

When I asked, the two male high school students in front of me fell silent at the same time.

"Well, actually..." Jousuke said with difficulty, "I am 13 years younger than Mr. Jotaro."

I:……………………

Jotaro was expressionless: "Don't go into this kind of thing. Let's go and repair the machine."

Jousuke came to the broken machine and asked exactly what went wrong, he bent down and looked at the damaged parts for a while, and smiled: "Ah, this can be repaired easily! Come, look at my— — Crazy Diamond!"

A pink stand-in in silver armor rushed out from behind him and punched the machine: "Doo!"

The white light flashed away, and when the stand-in named Crazy Diamond withdrew his hand, the machine made two soft beeps, and the gears started turning again!

It's fixed!

"It's really fixed!" Ostrovsky waved excitedly when he saw this, "Davarish, resume work immediately! Be sure to complete the order on time with quality and quantity!"

The workers waved: "Forward, Davarish!"

I was almost moved by this scene: "Wow, it's really exciting."

After confirming with Ostrovsky that it will be delivered on time (and that he will take O. Henry away and never let him near the machine again), we are ready to go back to the editorial office with Josuke.

"In this way, your Qiao family is like three generations in Chaldea!" I suddenly realized, "Joseph, Josuke, and Jotaro... You can sing "Auspicious Three Treasures" together this Christmas. "

Jousuke tilted his head, looking a little dazed: "What are the three auspicious treasures?"

Jotaro, who has already figured out my song list, said: "It takes a family of three to sing the Auspicious Three Treasures, but the three of us can't sing."

I'm a little disappointed.

The weather in Yokohama is fine today.It was in the evening, and when we passed by a middle school, it happened that school was over. Students poured out of the school gate noisily. Some people saw Jotaro and Josuke in school uniforms, and looked at them in whispers, as if wondering whether they were Yokohama. Which middle school.After seeing the faces of this pair of uncles and nephews, some girls excitedly tugged at each other, and a few sporadic words floated into my ears, which seemed to be "so handsome, do you want to ask for contact information", "they are the male high school next door Is it?"

With my head held high, I quickened my pace and walked to Jotaro's side, hopping on tiptoe on purpose.Jousuke was a little confused, but Jotaro immediately understood what I meant, and adjusted the brim of his hat with a smile: "Yeah, yah, it seems that high school girls are all the same no matter which world they are in."

"Ah, look, there's a convenience store over there!" I suddenly recalled my own experience in high school, "Let's go get something to eat later!"

Matthew was the first to answer the call, and she is interested in everything about everyday life.Josuke was second, the big boy in high school at heart, who excitedly told me he wanted iced orange soda.

Only Jotaro didn't say anything, but he silently clutched his wallet in the pocket of his coat.

Is this the obligation of the elderly to pay the bill?

There are already many high school students in the convenience store.Several girls gathered in front of the small Kanto cooking pot and hesitated, pointing and poking. As soon as I entered the store with a clear goal, I went straight to the freezer, took out two milk popsicles from it, and ran to Ma Xiu: "Here! This is A brand that I really liked when I was in elementary school, it has a very strong milk flavor!"

A group of whispering girls quickly gathered behind Jotaro.He walked up to me without seeing anything and asked, "I don't have one?"

I looked up and blinked: "What?"

"Don't have my Popsicle?" he asked.

Only then did I realize: "Do you want to eat milk-flavored popsicles too? I thought a cool guy like you would want to drink beer."

"It's okay for high school students to eat some popsicles at the right time." He said and broke the lines set by the cool guy.

So I rummaged through the freezer for a long time and found a little snowman ice cream: "This is for you! This is the best little snowman ice cream I've ever eaten!"

The cool brother Jotaro held the snowman ice cream and went to line up behind Uncle Josuke to prepare for the checkout. The girls who were buying oden next to him didn't care whether they wanted to eat crab meat or not. It was great, and their eyes were glued to the two of them.

Mash and I went to get a few boxes of Pocky each, then walked up to Jotaro, patted his arm: "Come and pay!"

Jotaro naturally gave up his seat: "I will pay together."

I almost felt like the eyes of those girls were going to burn a hole in me.

The cashier scanned the code and bagged it, and Matthew and I met head-to-head to study the popping candies on the counter.The automatic door of the convenience store opened behind him, and a few boys came in clamorously with their shoulders crossed, saying something like "Show me that new story you wrote!" A notebook?" "Yeah, I even drew a character set for that Arthur, and I'll show you when you come to my house later—"

That's great, I didn't expect to feel ordinary happiness at the singularity.

I took out the popsicle from the plastic bag, tore open the package and stuffed it into my mouth, squinting my eyes happily.