My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

"Do you have a story to tell me?"

Facing Alexandre Dumas's smile without any sense of urgency, I raised my harpoon expressionlessly: "Of course."

"A recent short story is called "818, the great writer who was stabbed with a harpoon because he didn't hand in the manuscript". How about it?"

Alexandre Dumas asked without a sense of crisis: "Huh? It sounds like a literary story with violent elements! Tell me!"

I said grimly: "A long time ago, there was a Frenchman named Alexander. Alexander was a happy Frenchman. He liked fine wine, delicious food, and beautiful women. Doesn't he sound very happy!"

Alexandre Dumas smiled: "Happy, so happy!"

"Alexander, this guy, indulges in enjoyment every day, and forgets the agreed things. What did he forget, should I remind you?"

Alexandre Dumas muttered: "Eh——? Forgot what?"

I said softly and word by word: "On time, hand in the manuscript."

Nakaya made a sudden move, so fast that even Star Platinum almost punched me warily, and put his hand on my harpoon.

"Don't stab him." Zhong Ye said, "We still have use for this guy."

I turned my head and blinked innocently at the center: "Little brother, do you actually think that I will really stab him? I am obviously a cute and kind little Lixiang, how could he do such a violent thing?"

Chuya still clutching the harpoon: "It's not like that when you're wearing dark glasses and pretending to be a mafia."

I sweetly said: "I thought it was fun, so I pretended, but in fact, I just came to press the manuscript~"

Zhong also said: "...Don't choke your throat, I feel uncomfortable."

I immediately raised my eyebrows: "Ah?! Obviously, I saw that all the female anchors on the Internet spoke in this tone, and the audience was very enthusiastic! Jotaro, Jotaro, as a straight man, you come to judge, my voice just now Doesn't the line make people feel excited?"

Dumas said drunkenly: "What if he is not a straight man?"

……

I actually found a player who was more embarrassing than me.

Dumas, you have won, you are indeed the man who can write "The Count of Monte Cristo"!

you cow!

I threw down the harpoon "clang" and gripped the hem of Chuya's clothes in grief and anger: "Mr. Zhongyuan!!! Please listen to me! This is really a man who will be silent when he sees it, and a woman who hears it will cry and not feel sad. I am not from Yokohama ah!"

Zhong Ye shrugged his shoulders in shock: "What!"

"Our "RUN!" is a small editorial department with a small business starting from scratch and a small ideal with lofty ideals, kindness and peace. Our biggest wish is to collect all the manuscripts and publish a magazine of our own. Spread pornographic content! It is such a small wish, but because Mr. Dumas can't deliver the manuscript on time, he will die in this vast Yokohama immediately!"

Chuya: ……………

"I think you're so good at talking..." He gently pulled his clothes out of my hand, "Why don't you write for him?"

"Then what's the difference? The manuscript I wrote is not at the same level as Mr. Dumas's!" I immediately said, "Mr. Dumas's manuscript is a classic, it is a hit, and it can make people read it for a day without putting it down. A good work that I watched in one night!"

Alexandre Dumas raised his glass happily: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome!" I picked up the empty wine glass on the table and touched him, "Since I've already praised you so much, brother, can you hand in the manuscript to me?"

Dumas drank the wine in one gulp: "Hee hee, I don't."

Nakahara Chuya and Matthew had no choice but to hold my arms one by one: "Don't be impulsive! You are now in our territory of Hong Kong gangsters, think about the consequences of attacking him!"

"Umm, uh, uh, it's really boring." Dumas put down his wine glass and raised his legs leisurely, "When I handed the recipe to Xiao Dun, I thought today would be Victor's recipe. The guy rushed in furiously, but I didn't expect him to hand over the task of urging the manuscript to you."

I was stunned: "...Did you hand in that recipe on purpose, just to lure Mr. Hugo over?"

"After all, Victor and I are best friends—best friends, 'Stealing the Big Chicken'!" Dumas stood up, and turned around erratically, "Ah, I really miss Victor, and I miss Hans a little too. Sangsang guy, he is more serious than me in procrastination. But since he has chosen Hong Kong, he can't just go out to the editorial office downstairs of the detective agency, otherwise our "cadre" Mr. Zhongya will Angry, right?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's clear blue eyes slightly bent: "It's good that you know."

"But, the real manuscript—!" I persisted.

"He wrote it."

I looked at Zhong Ye, he lifted his hat, and mercilessly exposed: "He has written a manuscript."

"When we were out on a mission, this guy was able to take out a small notebook to brush up the records while being surrounded by the enemy. He was excited and had fun while writing. Others thought that we didn't look at the mental state of Hong Kong gangsters before we recruited them. -"

I asked in a low voice, "Do you still need to issue a health certificate before recruiting?"

Zhong Ye: "...that's not necessary."

Jotaro was getting a little impatient with our chatter, he frowned and looked at Alexandre Dumas: "Since Nakahara also said you wrote it, where is the manuscript?"

"Don't be so impatient, Mr. Kongtiao~" Dumas grinned, "I only have one ending left to finish. If I run full throttle this afternoon, it's not impossible to hand in the manuscript in the evening."

My eyes lit up all of a sudden, but soon I poured cold water on my head: "You have a task this afternoon."

Alexandre Dumas lamented: "Oh—isn't it just those boring jobs again? Dealing with strange foreign supernatural powers, assisting with security, and collecting protection fees... Oh! This afternoon's task Is it still a protection fee? The little proprietress of Xiaolongbaozi shop in China Street is very cute, can you let me go again?"

Zhong Ye said: "Don't even think about it. The task this afternoon is to intercept the boat of foreign supernatural beings who smuggle in."

Alexandre Dumas tried his best to squeeze out the dog's eyes and looked at Zhong Ye: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow , do you have the heart to let such a little girl go home empty-handed?"

Jotaro: "If you really have this kind of conscience, you should finish writing the manuscript earlier instead of denying it now."

Nakaya turned around and punched Jotaro's elbow seriously (it seemed that he wanted to punch his shoulder but he gave up because he couldn't reach it): "Well said."

"I won't go, I won't go, I won't go!" Alexandre Dumas was almost rolling on the ground, "I want to write a manuscript, and there is only one last thing left, and soon my dear Edmund will have a happy ending! Don’t you have the heart to watch Edmund just get stuck there like this? If you don’t let me finish writing, I will simply and neatly arrange a hasty death for him, okay?”

I was angry from the bottom of my heart: "What kind of writer are you like this? Write the ending safely for me, bastard! The guy who has a bad ending will also rot!"

Mash turned pale with shock: "Senior, don't get too excited, Mr. Jotaro is still by your side, your true nature has been exposed!"

Jotaro: "It's okay, I'm used to it."

Zhong Ye said, "Ah, how about I take the little girl there this afternoon?"

Me: "Duma Dumas gave me a 'Reader's Resentment of Euler Boxing'—eh?"

Chuya put his hands in his pockets and repeated: "Fujimaru Tatsuka, why don't you go to the port instead of Dumas. Anyway, it's not a very difficult job. With the ability of you weirdos, it can be solved in about 10 minutes. "

……

…………

"Duma, you're so heartbroken, you actually gave me the job. I'm just a kid!" I put on my sunglasses angrily, picked up the harpoon again, "Where's the address? I'm going to Hammer stowaway!"

Zhong also smiled: "What, aren't you very active?"

"It's not being positive, it's being warm-hearted and kind!" I emphasized, "Brother, who are you hitting today?"

Dumas burst out laughing again.

"That's great, that's great." He raised his glass again, "I'll give you the manuscript when I get back, thank you Xiaozhong too, I'll treat you to a drink next time!"

"Get out!" Zhongya didn't look back.

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"Here, this is the ship." Guangjin Liulang pointed to a small black spot on the sea level and said, "According to intelligence, it carried 500 mercenaries from foreign organizations, and 10 of them were people with supernatural powers."

My determined expression hidden under the sunglasses will soon be lost.

"Oh, 500." I tried my best to keep calm, "Well, a small problem, only 500."

……

"Do we have to beat all 500 to the ground?" I suddenly asked again, "Isn't it okay to just throw some A1 high flashes to destroy the whole ship, or drive a small speedboat to scuttle the ship?"

The old man Liulang of Guangjin said with a blank expression: "No way. The superiors said that they must personally count the number of 500 people. If they live or die, they must see the corpses. If they are blown up or sink into the sea, they will not be able to tell the difference."

I said, "Okay, then I'll discuss it with my team members."

The old man bowed slightly: "Please."

I turned around, walked slowly in front of Jotaro and Matthew, and said in a low voice, "Otherwise, we'd better slip away and go back and kidnap Dumas sooner."

Jotaro said: "There are more than 500 security guards in the Hong Kong and Black Building."

I said, "Then just transfer the spiritual particles and exit this singularity. I'll go back and bring Katz with me and we can play again."

Jotaro said: "Do you think this is a game? Saving and loading files is invalid."

I sighed deeply, and stretched out my hand to Matthew: "Then there is only one way."

Matthew summoned the Snowflake Shield knowingly and laid it flat on the ground.

——In case of indecision, draw cards ten times in a row!

"Saint Quartz that hides the power of darkness, show your true power in front of me! Ritsuka, who made a contract with you, orders you—"

"The seal is lifted!"

I suddenly threw 30 Saint Quartz—Ten Summons!

The halo on the Snowflake Shield was spinning, and I clasped my hands and prayed: Please come to a powerful servant who can deal with 500 mercenaries alone!

Color light, light up!

Oh oh oh, have you finally drawn another 5-star follower this time!Could it be this time——

Flip the face of the card, it's a kill!

"It's very practical to kill the ranks in this situation!" I became excited, "Who could it be? Little Jack? Grandpa? Cleopatra?"

Jotaro: "Probably Xingbuhime."

I said: "Jotaro, I found out that you have been complaining about me ever since you turned back to a 17-year-old spirit foundation! What's wrong with you! 'Who said in your ear that love me will never change' have you forgotten?!"

Jotaro said: "I haven't forgotten, but I just suddenly found it interesting to complain about you."

I was about to take off my sunglasses and cry for him, but Matthew grabbed my arm: "Senior, you have appeared!"

A blond man in a suit and leather shoes stood on the Snowflake Shield, looking a little confused.

——Jotaro suddenly clenched his fists.

"My name is Yoshikage Kira, and I am 33 years old."

Eh?This is, self-introduction?

The blond-haired servant said slowly: "I live in the villa area in the northeast of Moriou Town. I am not married yet, and I work in Kameyou Department Store."

I:?

"Every day I will work overtime until I go home at 8 o'clock in the evening. I don't smoke, and I just taste the wine. I go to bed at 11 o'clock in the evening and sleep for 8 hours a day. Before going to bed, I will definitely drink a glass of warm milk and do 20 Minutes of soft exercises before falling asleep, sleeping until dawn, and never leaving fatigue and stress until the next day."

"Doctors say I'm normal," he added finally.

I:……

Matthew:  …

Jotaro: "I don't think you're normal."

The moment Yoshikage Kira looked at Jotaro, I thought the expression on his face was nothing more than that.He turned around and stretched his legs as if he wanted to run, but Platinum Star appeared behind him like a wind, and punched swiftly: "Ola!!!"

"Pfft——!!!"

I was stunned by this godlike unfolding: "Wait, wait, Jotaro! Why did you suddenly beat up this newly summoned servant——do you two know each other?!"

Yoshikage Kira, a golden-haired office worker, was thrown flying by Platinum Star, and then fell miserably into the sea.Mr. Guangjin Liulang and his group of people were taken aback by us.I hurried to the beach and reached out to Yoshikage Kira who was struggling to swim to the shore: "Mr. Kira, are you all right?"

Yoshikage Kira's strokes suddenly slowed down. He stared at my hand and showed a dazed smile: "Ah, ah... such a beautiful hand, I really want to saw it off and keep it... no Thinking that my Master would have such a beautiful hand, to tell you the truth, I, boki—”

I picked up the harpoon and stabbed him into the water again: "Damn, crazy."

Just when Yoshikage Kira was struggling, suddenly, a pink palm popped out of the water, grabbed the long handle of the harpoon accurately, and pushed it back hard!

"This is--"

A big pink cat jumped out of the water. It grabbed the harpoon in my hand and jumped to the shore by rolling. threw!"

I let go of my hand subconsciously, and the moment the harpoon landed, Yoshikage Kira emerged from the water again and gave a thumbs up.

"I'm going to press it."

what--

With a sound effect as if the cap of the mechanical pencil was pressed, the harpoon unexpectedly exploded.

"—BOOM!!!"

"Kira Yoshikage can make something that the Killer Queen touches explode! Tachika, get out of there!" Jotaro pushed away the mafia and rushed forward, "Platinum Star——"

"Ah, dear master, you are such a lovely lady. I have never had a girlfriend with a command spell on the back of her hand." Yoshikage Kira said softly, her wet blond hair was sticking wetly to her forehead, and she looked like He is pure and beautiful, "KillerQueen, grab her."

The pink cat-face stand-in immediately rushed towards me, and I subconsciously raised the hand coveted by Yoshikage Kira, and shouted:

"Stop it, you pervert!!!"

A swipe of the command spell glowed red, and the slave restraint device containing a lot of magic power was rarely activated.The stand-in known as the "Killer Queen" was surrounded by brilliant golden light, and was tightly wrapped up, unable to move. As Kira Yoshikage screamed in horror, the light shrank and shrunk——

"puff"

The light dissipated.

A pink, red-eyed kitten landed from mid-air with a "slap".It was still wearing the boxer suit worn by the Killer Queen, with black leather sheaths on its little paws, and a small leather skirt on its waist. It looked up at me innocently, and then uttered a soft and soft voice:

"mum."

Yoshikage Kira: ...

Jotaro: ...

I:--

"Cat cat!" I exclaimed happily, picked up the pink kitten and began to rua, "Mimi Mimi Mimi, baby Mimi, can you give me a kiss for my sister? Can I let my sister rub my belly?" ? I suck—ah! It smells like a cat!"

Platinum Star silently lifted Yoshikage Kira from the water, he sat slumped on the pier, dripping water all over his body, and watched the double killer queen turn into a weak and innocent kitten wherever he went. , I was hugged and sucked fiercely.

"Mi." The Killer Queen called out, and then let out a snoring sound from her throat.

"It's so cute!" I had tears in my eyes, "I want to raise it!"

Jotaro said, "...no way."

"It's just a kitten now!" I lifted the Killer Queen and handed it to Jotaro, "It's a cute pink kitten!"

Killer Queen's round cat eyes looked at Jotaro, and whispered, "Mi."

Jotaro: …………………

"We're not sure if it can still be controlled by Yoshikage Kira." Jotaro lowered the brim of his hat, "It's better to confirm in advance about this kind of thing."

Platinum Star immediately showed his fist, and Yoshikage Kira shook like a sieve: "Kill, Killer Queen! The second bomb, withering heart-piercing attack!"

The Killer Queen raised her right front paw, and with a "poof" shake out a small turtle car for children.

"Mi," it said.

The little tortoise car "Zi Walk Zi Walk" drove up in front of Yoshikage Kira, and suddenly shouted loudly in a rough man's voice: "Would you like roast chicken!!! (Show it to me!)"

Me: "...I am Luo Dayou, look at me?"

No, it suddenly jumped to the set of Golden Wind!

"Don't come to me, bomb Kujo Jotaro, go bomb him!" Yoshikage Kira broke down and shouted.

The killer queen yelled "Mimi" twice, and the little tortoise car didn't go to find Jotaro, but drove back to my feet in a "bone bone" and then flew back to the claws of the killer queen.

"It seems that you can't control your double now." I said, "Then I'll accept the cutie KillerQueen, hello KillerQueen!"

Fen□□mao licked my fingertips and let out a "mi".

"Is there any way to kill the imperial cats to get rid of the 500 people on that ship?" I asked.

The pink cat nodded, it landed lightly, flicked its tail, and plunged into the water suddenly.

I looked at Yoshikage Kira: "Can your cat still swim?"

Kira Yoshikage said weakly: "Don't ask me, I don't know either."

The old man Guangjin Liulang asked his subordinates to bring out a drone and take off to track down the shadow of the emperor.In the footage captured by the drone, a pink cat cut through the waves like noodles in the waves, swam to the side of the smuggling boat at a super fast speed, and then swished up on the cable by the side of the boat!

Strong!As expected of you, Killer Queen!

The Killer Queen was extremely decisive after boarding the boat. She catwalked to a patrolling mercenary and lay down on the ground at his feet.

Touch porcelain!

"Oh, kitty." The mercenary squatted down to pet the cat, "Are you the ship cat on this ship? Are there any mice on the ship?"

Soon, more and more mercenaries gathered around, and they all ran out to suck cats!

The Killer Queen touched all the mercenaries it could touch with her cat's paws. After touching it, she twisted her waist, deftly freed herself from the countless hands, and left the crowd with small steps.

"Killer Queen, the first bomb."

It stamped its right paw.

——BOOM

All, part, explode, explode.

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The ghost ship finally docked.The Killer Queen jumped off the boat and threw herself into my arms, while Mr. Guangjin Liulang took some hands to count them in a trance. In the end, none of the 500 mercenaries were left, and only 500 hands were left on the boat.

"Old habits die hard, kitten." I pinched Killer Queen's paw pad, "But well done! Wanna eat tuna?"

Platinum Star stared at Shahuang gloomyly, and Shahuang called "Mi" at him.

"Bastard cat." Jotaro muttered.

I turned around: "What?"

"...It hasn't been vaccinated yet." Jotaro said, "If you really want to keep it, you should send it to a pet hospital for vaccination, and then... it's best to have it neutered."

Yoshikage Kira jumped up: "What?!"

"Ah, the sterilization operation is indeed going to be done." I picked up the Killer Queen, "The two cat bells are still there, and it's a little male cat. Well, we went to Mr. Dumas to get the manuscript at that time." After that, I will look for a nearby pet hospital and send you to be neutered."

The Killer Queen struggled to get up, Platinum Star took the cat away from my arms, and "Ola Ola" threatened in a low voice.

Killing Emperor Maomao froze immediately and did not dare to move.

Including Yoshikage Kira who was stared at by Jotaro.

Yoshikage Kira's peaceful life encounters a big crisis——!