My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

"Good morning."

"Good morning, little glutinous rice balls!" I yawned and walked into the cafeteria. "It's still noisy in the hallway today. Is Joseph and Cesar fighting again, or Kaz and Joseph?"

"Neither." Sesshoumaru said, "It seems that Jotaro performed a cross-dressing."

"Cross-dressing?" I tiptoed into the cafeteria, trying to see the menu hanging in the dining window today, "Could it be that Joseph finally succeeded in lending Tequila girl's dress to Jotaro—"

"Lixiang."

A big hand rested on my shoulder. Hearing this familiar voice, I raised a smile on my face and turned around: "Jotaro, good morning! Today I heard that you—"

Jotaro, 29, lifted his white peaked cap: "Good morning. What did you hear about me?"

"...I heard that you have cross-dressed." I said the second half of the words dully, "Wait, this is, you are, you are Cheng—"

"It's just changing the portrait of the spirit base, just like the two guys who can change the age, Weber and the old man." He reached behind my back and gently pushed me into the cafeteria.

I was pushed forward unconsciously by him, and I stared at him with wide-eyed eyes. From the familiar white peaked cap on top of my head, I saw his trimmed hair, which was slightly shorter than when he was 17 years old, to white and long. The black turtleneck sweater under the windbreaker, this man who is ten years older exudes a damn mature charm, I am already full before I have breakfast!

"Why, why did I suddenly think of changing the portrait of the spirit base..." I belatedly wiped the corner of my mouth with the back of my hand, "Obviously the 17-year-old before was also very—"

Jotaro didn't answer, the temperament around him now is very different from when he was 17 years old, it seems that the sharpness of the whole person has been restrained, intellectual and gentle.

"Yo, good morning, master, and Jotaro." Emiya knocked on the menu hanging on the wall after seeing us from behind the window, "Today's breakfast is a sandwich, and you can choose a drink."

"I want Coke!!!" I said in a trembling voice.

Jotaro and Emiya said at the same time, "No!"

Emiya's answer was within my expectation, but before, Jotaro would never stop me!

"Why not?" I looked up at Jotaro hurtfully, "It doesn't matter if I drink Coke in the morning!"

Jotaro said: "Drinking Coke on an empty stomach is not good for the stomach, you will understand when you grow up."

I squinted my eyes: "Jotaro, you won't change the portrait of the saint to 26 years old, right?

Jotaro said, "It's not 26, it's 29."

I blinked my eyes, and then immediately shouted: "Okay, then the situation is completely reversed now! In the past, we could be said to be high school students of the same age fighting each other, but now you are an adult social uncle, and I am still A 16-year-old high school girl!"

Jotaro didn't understand what I was doing: "Yes, it's true if you insist."

"—Then I can use my status to sanction you!" I quickly rushed over and hugged him, "Ah! Come and see! An adult social uncle is flirting with a 16-year-old underage JK, this is human nature The distortion of morality is the loss of morality!"

Jotaro: ? ? ?

"If you don't let me drink Coke, I will kiss you once I see you, so that the whole Chaldea can see that you are dating a high school girl." I said seriously, "This is not okay, this You will be arrested, do you want to choose 'Let me drink Coke' or 'Get caught with underage jk'?"

Jotaro: "...You are the one who came up with such a threat."

Satisfied, I continued to wrap my arms around his waist, and rubbed my black turtleneck sweater: "Well, since you are afraid, stop me from drinking Coke, so that I have ample opportunity to harass the 29-year-old adult social man Hey, I really like your black sweater, is it wool? It feels so soft and comfortable."

Wei Gong said: "Take your Wangzai milk and breakfast and get out!"

The other heroic spirits who lined up behind us to get ready to eat all let out a sigh.Caesar had an expression on his face that "he can still operate like this", while Joseph wiped away his tears with a look of relief: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Why did he change the portrait of the spirit base after he came back from the singularity? I thought you guys with portraits of spirit bases of different ages would prefer the way you were when you were young." Caesar looked at Jotaro holding two trays, waist There is also a certain master who will not let go hang on the top.

Joseph leaned into his ear and whispered: "I heard that Li Xiangjiang met the 26-year-old Jotaro in that world by chance at that singularity point, and she liked it very much! So after returning, Jotaro took the portrait of his own spirit base Change it."

"Oh, so that's the case!" The Italians all gave a thumbs up, "Jotaro, Qiang!"

And I didn't even have the heart to eat breakfast, and started to study this new outfit on Jotaro seriously.

"The new hat also has a golden hand-shaped badge, which is Jotaro's logo." I raised my hand to touch his hat, "but why is there a big 'J'? The combination is a 'JO' is correct...but is it necessary to put the name on the hat?"

Jotaro took a sip of black tea as if he was not affected at all.

"Then I also need to prepare a hat with GUDA written on it——Kono Guda da!"

"And earrings... Wow, you still wear earrings well even at the age of 29! But why is it always the gold one? Have you tried other kinds of earrings?" I Touching his earlobe again, Jotaro trembled slightly, and looked down at me: "Don't make trouble."

I touched my earlobe with the other hand, and muttered, "Hey... I suddenly remembered that I haven't had my ears pierced yet. Do you think I should get one too?"

Jotaro said: "Before playing the earrings, you must choose the silver earrings carefully, and you must also pay attention to cleanliness, otherwise it will easily cause inflammation....Okay, your breakfast is going to be cold, eat it quickly."

"Forget it, I'm afraid of pain." I trembled, and then lifted Jotaro's white trench coat, "Wow, you've worn a lot of it inside! In addition to the black sweater, you even put on a vest— —Wait, why are you wearing a waistcoat?"

Jotaro said, "It's windy at sea."

I said: "The wind is not strong on the way to my heart, come on, take off the vest—"

"Fujimaru Tachika, pay attention to me!" Olga Marie appeared behind me like a ghost, pinching the back of my neck with his hands, "I received a report from the masses this morning, saying that you were under the watchful eyes of everyone. The cafeteria is yellow!"

"I'm not, I haven't! I haven't implemented the plan to the last step, and I haven't started pornography!" I tried to defend like a small glutinous rice ball being picked up, "I didn't even untie one of Jotaro's two belts Come down, at least let me touch the pectoral muscles hidden under his forbidden black turtleneck sweater—"

"Both stolen goods, arrested!" Director Olga Marie pronounced the sentence, "The prisoner, Fujimaru Tatsuka, harassed the followers, and engaged in pornography in public—"

"I'm wronged! I didn't engage in pornography! I didn't engage in pornography!" I took Jotaro's hand, "Please explain to me, did I not engage in pornography just now?"

Jotaro said slowly: "...It is true that there is no time."

Although I helped to clarify, but I feel that my intentions have also been discovered!

Seeing that the victim didn't seem to want to punish me, Director Olga reluctantly let me go and let me continue eating breakfast.It's just that she repeatedly warned me not to try to touch the red line——

"Although the outside world has been burned, don't think that Chaldea has nothing to restrain you!" Director Olga patted his chest hard, "I will pay close attention to you!"

I blinked: "What if I said, I also want to do something fun with little Mary tonight?"

Olga Marie took out the handcuffs again: "Sure enough, I still arrested you—"

Jotaro continued to drink tea leisurely.

Um, post-doctoral Jotaro, who has become an adult, feels that his whole body has settled down.

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Dr. Roman is also out of the clinic today!

His magical Meili AI nurse assistant called automatically: "Patient No. 1, Fujimaru Tachika—"

Olga Marie's parents came in with the patient. Before coming in, they took a look at the number plate and said reassuringly, "I thought it would be more difficult to get the number of Pediatrics in the next year."

Me: "Wait, wait, this is pediatrics?!"

Olga Marie said: "Aren't minors going to the pediatric department?"

Me: "The majestic last master of human beings, Fujimaru Tachika, who defeated the Demon God Pillar, is actually in pediatrics. If it spreads, where should I put my face?!"

Olga Marie said: "If you love to look at it, don't look at it."

I said, "Okay, hello doctor, it's sunny and cloudless today, please take care of your doctor."

Dr. Roman asked: "My little friend, why are you uncomfortable? Is it because you have done too much yellow, so the sun is always green?"

I said: "That's not the case. I've been very restrained these days. Haven't I been doing pornography all the time? Which idiot is spreading rumors that I'm doing pornography every day?! If I'm caught, I won't be this guy Good juice to eat—doctor, I’m here to get my ears pierced today.”

Dr. Roman: …………… Huh?

Indeed, some hospitals can contract ear piercing too!

Dr. Roman then asked first: "Then Lixiang, do you have hemophilia or blood-infected diseases?"

I said, "I have three views on good health, and I don't have any problems except that my heart is black and yellow."

Dr. Roman said: "The heart is black and yellow? That's troublesome. It's called a tabby heart. It's fatty degeneration of cardiomyocytes caused by hypoxia—"

I said, "It's just a metaphor for my ruthlessness and love of pornography. Please don't go online, you medical students!"

Dr. Roman said, "How many piercings do you want Lixiang to do? One or two? On the earlobe or on the ear bone?"

I said, "I want Jotaro's stud earrings, one on the lobe of each ear!"

Olga Marie said: "Sigh, it's really hard to control a child's puppy love, and she is clamoring for ear piercing. If I hadn't stopped her, Matthew might have come to get her ears pierced—"

The magic Meili AI little nurse called: "Patient No. 2, Matthew Kyrielight—"

"Dr. Roman, my senior and I are here to get our ears pierced!"

Doctor Roman: "No!!! Director Olga, you didn't stop me!!!"

After the three of us threw Matthew out together, I sat back in the consulting room, and Dr. Roman took out an alcohol cotton ball: "Okay, but you need to wear two gold or silver studs when piercing your ears. , Lixiang, did you bring it?"

I spread my hand, revealing two gold earrings: "I have it."

Olga Marie: "It looks familiar."

I said, "That's right, it looks familiar."

Dr. Roman said, "It looks like Jotaro's earrings."

I said, "Indeed."

Olga Marie: "I got a report this morning that Jotaro Kujo lost a box of earrings, and the prisoner lost an orange hair at the scene."

I said, "Maybe Joseph dyed his hair and framed me."

Olga Marie dialed the phone: "Hey, Dr. Kongjou, the criminal who stole your earrings has been found—"

I stood up and walked away: "Little Mary, you are so insidious! If I had known, I would not have listened to you to register for ear piercing. Anyway, there are ear piercing tools at ACDC—poof!"

Jotaro, who had been waiting at the door of the infirmary for a long time, picked me up: "...where are my earrings?"

I said, "Kiss me and I'll give you back one."

Jotaro said to Olga Marie who came out, "You should arrest her."

I pulled Jotaro's white coat and pretended to cry: "Wow! I just haven't had time to find a new box for you to put back from Emiya! I also want to be a cool girl with earrings! No earrings Nails are not bad!"

Jotaro gently put me down, then stretched out a big hand to press my head, and rubbed it: "...can you tell me why you want to be bad?"

I whispered, "Because it's cool to be a bad Jotaro."

Olga Marie immediately looked at Jotaro with that accusatory look of "So you are the root of all evil".

Jotaro sighed and said, "Do you think I'm cool, or 'bad' is cool?"

"Jotaro is bad, so bad is cool!" I was full of confidence, "Don't worry, I won't imitate you completely, for example, I will also tatter the back of the hat and put a big gold chain on the school uniform or something , I will go my own way of being a bad girl! Today I have planned to harass Weber after dinner and force him to hand over his pocket money-yes I know this guy has no pocket money but it is very fun to see him scared !"

Olga Marie said: "Xiang, you don't have to imitate, you are worse than Jotaro."

I said, "No, there are stronger players among the villains. I want to be a villain that is cooler than Jotaro!"

Jotaro asked, "And then?"

Me: "Ah? What then? Then I became bad!"

Jotaro said, "What happens after you become bad? Does this make you happy?"

I said: "There will be a little short-term happiness, but the essence of the happiness that this matter can bring me is that it makes me feel closer to you!"

Jotaro said: "...But I have never robbed my classmates' pocket money."

I said, "Okay, then I'll beat up the teacher. Who can provide me with a good, smelly teacher who likes to beat me up? Can Barbatos do it?"

Jotaro said, "It should be fine, let's go."

Olga Marie: ...

Ah, is this the strongest combination of master and servant in Chaldea?

Sure enough, the future of human reason is coming to an end.

There were tears in the corner of the eyes.

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Dr. Roman poked his head out: "Ah, kid Lixiang doesn't have pierced ears anymore?"

Olga Marie walked into the consultation room: "Then why don't you call me one by the way."