My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

A handsome long-haired guy named "Yan Xiaoyi" put the wine on the table, sat down gently beside me, and put an arm on my shoulder.

"Guest, what's your name?" He asked with a smile.

I originally wanted to make up a fake name—after all, my current behavior is serious enough to be cheating. If Jotaro found out, I would probably hide in the sewer with DIO, but Li Shuwen gave me a wink.Through many years of tacit understanding between me and Master, I immediately understood what he meant, and the words turned around: "Fujimaru Tachika, this is my original name."

"Ah, is it possible that Li Xiangjun still has a new name?" Yan Xiaoyi rested his chin with his other hand, a lock of his long black hair fell to his cheeks, making him look more beautiful and handsome.

I typed a haha: "Well, for some reason, I changed my last name..."

--what? !

Why would I say such a thing? !

"Changed surname?" Yan Xiaoyi asked curiously, "Why did you change your surname? Have you been adopted into someone else's family? Or did you enter a wealthy family as a son-in-law?"

I couldn't help but replied: "No, I married someone else, so now I take my husband's surname."

Yan Xiaoyi was obviously shocked: "...Does this country allow men to marry men?"

Moriarty slammed his eyes shut.

"No, no." I stammered, "She's a girl."

Yan Xiaoyi's voice softened: "Gender cognitive impairment? Don't worry, I don't think you have any problems. This world should have different colors."

I didn't expect Yan Xiaoyi to think about LGBT, so I heard that his thoughts are quite open, which is very good!

"No, I mean I was originally—"

Li Shuwen grabbed the back of my neck and dragged me aside like a small animal: "It should be enough after getting this information, stop it, Tianqiaoxing."

Yan Xiaoyi tilted his head slightly at Li Shuwen: "Oh? Did you see through my real name all at once? But I didn't deliberately hide it. This uncle, it seems that we should be fellow villagers."

"You are from Damingfu, Beijing, and I am from Cangzhou, Hebei. Although it is very close, I am not from the same hometown." Li Shuwen said slowly, "Although I don't know where you obtained the ability to tell the truth, but as warriors, we should compete with each other." It's a fair fight on the bright side."

I was originally grabbed by the back of my neck by Li Shuwen, but Yan Xiaoyi stretched out his hand and suddenly grabbed my collar. Now I was pulled by these two people at the same time, and I froze in the middle, like an innocent and pitiful little black wood.

"Indeed, I am indeed a warrior." Yan Xiaoyi laughed, "But who said that warriors have to compete in an upright manner? Since you know my name and surname, you should also understand that I am not the kind who will put all the cards on the table. On the bright side, be a good student!"

I was so confused: "Wait, wait. Master, do you know him? Who is Little Brother B?"

Li Shuwen's expression suddenly changed, and I immediately felt a strong pull on my back collar, and under this force, I couldn't help but rise into the air, and Yan Xiaoyi's fist brushed Li Shuwen's cheek dangerously. The side face flew over.Moriarty, who had been huddled in the corner as quietly as a chicken, quickly judged the situation. He stepped on the table and reached out to catch me who was thrown out, and dodged aside with a dexterity that didn't meet my age.

"Protect Lixiang, I will deal with Yan Qing!" Li Shuwen had no time to distract himself, he focused on fighting against Yan Qing, who was violently attacking, "This old man was born in a chaotic world at the end of martial arts, and in this life he has no chance to compete with the heroes of the world. It's a pity. I didn't expect that as a follower, I would be able to compete with Liangshan's hero Tianqiaoxing 'The Prodigal' Yanqing. Even if I lose to your fists, I will die—"

"No, master!!!" I just stood firm, and immediately panicked when I heard him say that, "You can't lose, you can't die!!! I still count on you to help me beat Puqi in the future!"

Moriarty closed his eyes and seemed to be thinking about something, I pushed him vigorously: "Professor, professor, go help my master!"

"Well, I have nothing to do. In such a narrow space, my magic bullet can't be used, so I can only go to a relatively open place—" Moriarty said slowly, "The one opposite is a Yan Qing, the 'Sky Skillful Star' among the hundred and eight magic stars, has reached the realm of mastering everything in martial arts, even your master doesn't have the confidence to win."

"Nonsense!" I tugged at his butterfly collar, "My master is the strongest! You have never seen my master hang Puqi up and beat him!!!"

Moriarty was dazzled by me: "Ah, ah, strong, very strong. But look at the battle situation - wow, he is coming this way!"

Yan Qing made a false move, and with her long hair flying, she punched Moriarty and me!

"Haha! Capture the thief first, capture the king first, and get rid of you, the leader first!" A bloodthirsty smile appeared on his face, "Bringing two servants to my site, don't you think you are confident? Can you get away by yourself?"

Li Shuwen called: "Lixiang, run!"

Without the slightest hesitation, I ran away: "Master, run too! Let's go to the street, the professor can support us on the street!"

"Don't even think about it!" Yan Qing's figure flashed, and he blocked the door at a speed that was hard to distinguish with the naked eye, "You are all going to die here today!"

Moriarty had to pick up his white coffin: "I didn't expect that I, an old man, would have to work! We will gather on the street later, you run first!"

With my waist down, I quickly rushed out of the box door while Yan Qing dodged to the side in order to avoid the magic bullet: "You give Ruda—hey, why did I use Nobunaga Shimazaki's voice?" Say this? Lao Gai Lao Gai, you should use your voice at this time! Quick, lend me your voice!"

Getia: "Crazy, you?!"

I didn't notice it when Mama Sang led us around, but now I feel worried when I'm running.The structure of this bar is really complicated enough. I went around looking for an exit, and even accidentally opened the door and bumped into the big health care scene, but I couldn't find a place to go out.

"The boss said that a customer wants to escape the order! Come on, let's catch a guy with black hair and blue eyes!"

I heard the yelling of the staff when I wandered around what seemed to be the guest room area. I immediately opened the door of an empty room and hid in. The seal removed Gudaf's disguise.

"Okay, I'm back to Tomoko Kaneda." I cleared my throat, "Hey hey~ This is your smart and cute Gudazi——"

"……Eh?"

In the room I thought was empty, a girl slowly turned out from behind the curtain, looking at me in shock.

"You, you just changed from a man to—" she said pointing at me incoherently.

I immediately took out a gemstone from my pocket, pointed at her and threatened, "Don't bark!"

The girl covered her mouth tremblingly: "You, who are you?"

"I, Kujo Tachika, have long been labeled as the so-called 'human evil'!" I bared my teeth fiercely at her. There is Ptsd. After those servants who are incompetent and like to put on airs are sent to Da Vinci's workshop by me, they don't dare to mess around after looking at the gold cubes and green cubes. Those cowherds who are expensive and inattentive, It's not uncommon for me not to pay. So! Listen to me!"

The girl curled up into a ball: "What, what?"

"Are you a staff member of this bar? Do you know the way out?" I asked.

She nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "I know, I know."

"Lead me out." I said, "I will pretend to be another employee and walk with you. If you dare to yell or expose my identity on the way, I will immediately make you a second lover."

I walked out of the room side by side with the girl in a hostage posture. I pretended to take her arm affectionately, but my palm was on her back facing her heart.

The girl's body was still trembling slightly, but she managed to squeeze out a normal smile in front of the other staff members who were walking towards her.

"What's your name?" I asked her in a low voice.

"Love flowers." The girl said weakly.

I frowned: "Are you the number one love flower?"

"Hmmmmmm." Aihua cried a little, "I just wanted to hide and rest for a while..."

"Tsk, I knew I had chosen you just now." I regretted a little, "Forget it, regretting is useless. You lead the way obediently, and I will let you go at the door."

Aika trembled like a bunny, she was a little shorter than me, I just had to tilt my head, and I could see her biting her lower lip, her big green eyes filled with tears.

"Why are you crying!" I lowered my voice, "Behave normally!"

"Yes, I'm sorry." She blinked hard, trying to force the tears back, "But I can't help it, woo woo woo woo..."

"I said that as long as you bring me safely to the door, I will let you go immediately." Maybe because of having a daughter, I can't do anything to a girl like Aihua who looks weak, "Why are you crying, be brave! So if you meet annoying guests in the future, will you cry too?"

Aihua raised her head and looked at me full of grievances: "If it is a guest who makes things difficult, then I will endure it. After all, the meaning of my existence is to serve as a servant, and the guest is my master. To fulfill the master's request, let the master Happy, that's what I'm here for."

I stopped in disbelief: "Your corporate culture is really weird, isn't this considered a pyramid scheme?! What kind of owner is not the owner-you are here just working, part-time job! Even if you are I, who is called Master, do not regard the servants as my slaves, everyone lives with their own unique pride and meaning, why should I treat myself as an inferior existence?"

This time it was Aihua who pulled me forward: "Someone is coming over there - I have been a slave from the beginning, and the education I have received since I was a child is to dedicate this body to my master. Just like now, since Lixiang Your Excellency needs me and wants to use me, then the current master of my love flower is Lixiang-sama."

I:? ? ?

"No, wait, stop for a while." I had a bad feeling, "Why am I your master? I have already said that you have to have your own dignity, it's just a part-time job, it's just a hostage—hey, don't Paste it here!!!"

Aihua took the initiative to hold my hand: "Take me away!"

I've been taken aback by the sudden turn of the plot: "What the hell?!"

"Take me away, I don't want to work here anymore! I think Lixiang-sama is very good, Master sounds like he has a lot of experience as a master, please Lixiang-sama to be my master!"

I:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

No, Ms. Aihua, can you please respect yourself? !

This is a bar, not a maid cafe, I'm not a dog Xiujin Sama! ! !

Aihua grabbed my hand, and ran towards the door of the bar in glory: "It's okay, Aihua will prove that she is a good follower, and one day Master Lixiang will admit that he is my master!"

I ran behind her involuntarily: "No, Aihua, wait a minute, why do you have to have a master——"