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I opened the wardrobe door, and I could vaguely see a little green between a row of long white trench coats.

"Who is hiding here—?" I dragged out my voice, stretched out my hand and pulled Jotaro's windbreaker, "Wow! I caught it, it's you, Xu Xu!"

"Mom!" Xu Lun giggled and raised his little index finger at me, "Shh! I want to scare Dad!"

I hung up the windbreaker that Dr. Kujo had already ironed: "Ah, so that's the case. Then I'll come too, you move aside."

Xu Lun immediately moved his little butt to make room for me. I first turned off the light in the room, then ducked into the closet and quietly closed the door.

In the darkness, Xu Lun came over like a small animal, hugged my arm and smiled: "The closet smells like Dad's clothes!"

"It's the sun, laundry detergent...and the smell of your father." I found Xu Lun's little bag in the dark and tweeted, "Come on, let's rehearse for a while and how should we scare him when we meet your father. "

"Wow!" Xu Lun uttered an unconvincingly cute cub cry.

"Your dad is not afraid of this." I followed the temptation, "After a while, your dad opened the closet, and you suddenly rushed out, and then shouted: Wryyyy! While beating him lightly with your fists, while 'Woooooooooooooo'—"

Xu Lun shouted happily: "Oh lah oh lah oh lah!"

Me: "...well, I should have known that the cubs of Kong Tiao's family would never call Mu Da."

It is probably because Xu Lun was Platinum Star who helped to take care of the children when she was a child, she learned Ola Ola subconsciously, and now she is very proficient in saying "Oh La O La" and "Yeah Lei Da Wa".

By the way, she will also do "Krypton Gold Krypton Gold Krypton Gold" and "Draw Cards Draw Cards".

"You can try this in a while." I whispered a few words in Xu Lun's ear, and she nodded desperately: "Okay!"

The sound of keys unlocking came from outside the door, Xu Lun hurriedly said to me, "Hush!"

I immediately covered my mouth and hid in the depths of the wardrobe.

Jotaro’s footsteps sounded, and I heard him standing hesitantly in the corridor for a while—I didn’t turn off the light outside, and Xu Lun’s slippers and mine were not at the door, he must have realized that we were still at home—and then He chose to open the study door and take a look.

"Wrong choice." I whispered.

After finding that there was no one in the study room, Jotaro ruled out the wrong option and opened the door of his own room precisely.

If the lights are off, there must be fraud.

Xu Lun was nervous and excited, and I could feel the little thing next to me shaking gently.

Three, two, one.

I counted down in my mind, and when I reached zero, Dr. Kujo opened the closet door.The empty cub next to me jumped out with an "Aww": "Canteen Broken Hot Sauce! Smash Varudo! Time stops flowing!"

Jotaro immediately froze in place, Xu Lun giggled like a little monkey, grabbed his pants and tried his best to climb up. After counting silently for five seconds, I also rushed out of the wardrobe Come out: "Wryyyy! JO Taro, this is my line of attack! Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da—"

Dr. Kongtiao easily caught the two demon kings in the family. Xu Lun hugged his neck and laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. A real kiss.

"Ah, ah, a thieves." Jotaro muttered, and Xu Lun imitated his face, and then grabbed his bangs and pretended to press the brim of his hat: "Ah, ah, a thieves!"

He put us both down, and Xu Lun ran back to his room, saying that he would show him the painting he drew today.While the child was away, I quickly touched Dr. Kongtiao's beautiful body: "Sir, you are so handsome, do you have a partner? Are you free tonight?"

Jotaro looked at me with eyes full of "Come here and come again, her favorite cosplay session is here again", but Mr. Kujo, who has been poisoned by countless cosplays, followed me Saying: "I have a wife and children. Madam, please respect yourself."

I buried my face in his chest and took a deep breath of my husband's scent: "It's okay, my husband went fishing, and now I'm the only one in my family..."

Jotaro said, "It's scientific research, not fishing."

Me: "...do you have to correct me at this time?"

Jotaro: "You took Xu Lun away. She told her classmates in kindergarten that her father was a fish seller."

Me: "Ah, uh... I'm sorry I slipped my tongue."

Xu Lun happened to run in at this time, screaming and rushing forward: "Mom is acting like a baby again! I want to hug too! I want to hug too!"

So the three of us developed into Kujo hugging again, Jotaro hugged us both in his arms like a big polar bear, I occupied his chest, and little Kujo occupied her father's shoulders, And taking advantage of his height, he took off Jotaro's peaked cap, and happily put it on by himself.

"It's my harpoon that sanctioned you!" Xu Lun lowered his voice and imitated her father with a tense face, "Oh lah oh lah—"

I dubbed aside: "Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu, boxers boxers! Eat my starfish-colored ripples and run away!"

Jotaro sighed helplessly: "Okay, shouldn't it be time for dinner?"

"Oh, yes. There is still something in the oven." I quickly got out of his arms and ran all the way to the kitchen, "Xu Xu, take your dad to wash his hands!"

"Okay!" Our little sanitation inspector took over the task immediately, "Mr. Kujo, you have a new job to do. The task location: the bathroom! Come on!"

After I served the meal, the two empty bars were already seated at the dining table.Jotaro took his big bowl, Xu Lun took her small bowl, and we clasped our hands together: "I'm starting!"

Jotaro moved the egg custard in front of Xu Lun, and then said to me: "I'm going on a business trip recently, and it may last for a few months."

I patiently picked up the bones of the saury, and then put the belly of the fish into Xu Lun's bowl: "Oh, where are you going? Is there a net?"

"Yes." He paused, "Go to Duwang Town."

I immediately looked up: "Have you found Josuke?!"

Jotaro: "...you know again, don't you?"

"Hey, I've been holding back this spoiler for three years, and I'm finally free today!" I raised my arms, "Wryyyyy! Segony is a big iron duck!"

Xu Lun followed my example and raised his hands together: "I'm so high!"

Mr. Jotaro said that there was nothing he could do about the high concentration of DIO in his house.

"Please take Xu Lun at home." Jotaro sighed, "Because there are rumors of strange substitute messengers in Morioh Town, so I not only want to find Higashija Jousuke, but also investigate the strange rumors."

"Okay." I said casually, "Be careful with the cat."

Jotaro:?

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Before Jotaro left, I checked his luggage carefully.Xu Lun and his father Lagougou said that they must call home every day, and I told him not to slacken his dissertation writing even in Duwang Town (Dr. Kujo: ... Oh), and then he took the initiative to give us a kiss.

I took his hand and refused to let go: "I still have to say goodbye to Platinum Star."

He was a little helpless: "Why?"

"Because I don't want to part with Platinum Star either!"

The long-haired giant quietly appeared next to Jotaro, Xu Lun couldn't see the platinum star, so he could only tug on my skirt: "Mom, where is the platinum star?"

I hugged Xu Lun and stuffed it into Platinum Star's arms: "Here it is!"

Xu Lun immediately hugged Platinum Star's neck skillfully: "We want to play Feifei!"

Platinum Star gently lifted Xu Lun up and threw it up. She giggled, especially enthusiastically: "No matter how high! No matter how high!"

"I can't be taller, I can't be taller, when you grow up, go bungee jumping by yourself." I quickly lifted her down, "It's my turn!"

Platinum Star passively caught me who was pounced on by the pig, and I gave the guardian who was about to face a new battle a hug: "Be careful in Duwang Town, protect yourself, and encounter strange things. Enemies should not step forward and be tough, you can always survive until you win. Be careful of water, electricity, mice, turtle cars, cats, and strange hairstyles. When I went to Dongfang’s house for the first time, after knocking on the door If the door is opened by a woman, you must take a big step back and don’t let her catch you. Remember to help me take care of the little uncle when you see him, and just say that I wish him success in his studies, good health and cool hairstyle forever. .”

Platinum Star said: "Ola Ola."

Jotaro smiled: "Okay, I know too."

"I love you." I said, "Take care of yourself and come back early. Xu Lun is waiting for you at home."

Xu Lun imitated me: "I love Dad too! Dad comes back early, Mom is waiting for you at home!"

"Okay," Jotaro said, "I love you too."

I held Xu Lun in my arms and watched him board the car of the SPW consortium, go all the way, and finally disappeared from our sight.

"Mom, why are you crying?" Xu Lun wiped the tears off my face with his little hands, "Are you reluctant to part with Dad?"

"Yeah." I buried my face in Xu Lun's belly, trying to suppress a snot bubble, "I'm also reluctant to part with Xu Lun."

"Mom shouldn't cry when Xu Xu goes to kindergarten." Xu Lun imitated Jotaro's manner and patted the top of my head solemnly, "Although I'm not at home during the day, the teacher will let me come back at night, so I can go home and watch TV with my mother. Wash the incense, get into bed and sleep."

"Thank you Xu Xu." I hugged my little baby tightly, "Mom loves you."

Xu Lun said "mua" loudly on my forehead: "I love my mother too!"

"...Xu Xu must always remember Mom, okay?"

"Okay!" she said loudly, "My mother and I will be good friends for life!"