My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

Jotaro and I went out this time to buy daily necessities. There is also a Wal-Mart in this small town, so there is no need to run from store to store to buy things.Mr. Kujo locked the car, and led me into a large supermarket, watching me skillfully pull out a shopping cart, and raised my hand proudly: "GOGO!"

Jotaro was very planned in his work. He took out the small book that he always carried with him from his coat pocket, and made a shopping list before he set off: "Let's buy groceries on the first floor, and then go to the second floor to buy daily necessities. Finally, buy you a mobile phone at the electronics counter on the third floor. We'll go to the high street in town for clothes and stuff in a while, and Wal-Mart doesn't have much—"

"I want this box of cherries!" I have already started stuffing things into the shopping cart, "tonight I will show you the secret rero technique that I secretly learned from Teacher Hua. I used the cherries in the fruit plate on the plane two days ago. Putao has practiced for a while, and I feel that I can become a master!"

Jotaro: ...?

What had this child experienced before he knew it? !

I consciously want to be Mr. Kujo's snail girl, and I can't eat and drink for nothing at his house, so I seriously started planning nutritious meals for him, and pulled him to buy a bunch of vegetables and fresh meat.

"In Chaldea, every time Little Mary held such a lengthy meeting that made people want to doze off, I would sneak to the cafeteria to watch Emiya cook." I compared the two boxes of wakame in my hand, "humph , Brother Emiya said that when I grow up, I can disguise myself as a Yamato Nadeko brilliantly."

Jotaro laughed: "Why 'camouflage'?"

"There is no Yamato Nadeko like me." I muttered, and finally chose the box on the right, "I still have self-knowledge, although I always say that I am a girl who has nothing but gentleness, but in fact I Not gentle at all, so I had to be the first to introduce myself."

We pushed the trolley away from the vegetable area, and drove to the drink area with half a cart of ingredients for today's dinner.

Before Jotaro could react, I hugged a small box of canned Coke, and said righteously: "You drink beer, I drink Coke, both are canned drinks with bubbles, we are even!"

He moved the small box of Coke back: "Drinking too much carbonated drinks is not good for your health."

I put the Coke back into the shopping cart: "I will remember to brush my teeth!"

He moved away again: "It's easy to get osteoporosis. The old man already has this tendency."

I was furious: "Joseph is almost seventy this year, and I'm only ten—wait a minute, how old is this body?"

Getia, who had been quiet before: "24."

"I'm only 24, and I'm in good health!" I bent my arms, "...Wait, why am I suddenly 24?!"

Jotaro compromised and took a few cans: "I can only drink one can a day, and I will buy it after I drink it."

"Really, you won't put yourself in the role of my dad, will you?" I muttered, pushing the car and walking forward, "Obviously you are only in your twenties..."

Jotaro shook his head: "You're a thief, I'm responsible for taking care of you, including your health, during the time you're staying here."

I glanced at him: "Are you honored to be a Doctor?"

We left the first floor and went to the second floor to buy daily necessities.He bought a new set of toiletries for me and himself, including towels and toothbrush sets. I picked out a very soft and large bath towel for myself, and Jotaro also gave me a hair dryer.Under the personal demonstration of a couple next to me, I took another electric curling iron.

"Occasionally I want to change my hairstyle, and it just so happens that this body has long hair to give me a chance to toss." I plausibly said, "Not everyone has natural curly hair like you!"

Jotaro just reminded helplessly: "Don't burn your hands when you use it."

Jotaro said that he still has mattresses in his apartment, so he doesn't need to buy pillows and sheets.We walked through the shelves with boxes of bed linens and up the escalator to the third floor.

In this day and age, mobile phones are still bulky mobile phones. Looking at the salesperson behind the counter holding a mobile phone as if he has mastered the crystallization of high technology, it is difficult for me not to show the expression of a city person coming to the country.

"Don't buy it." I tugged on his sleeve, "I'm not used to this."

Jotaro was in front of the counter listening to the salesman introduce the latest Nokia, I stared at the touch-tone phone with only a small screen, and suddenly asked: "Can this phone play Snake?"

The salesperson was stunned for a moment: "...What is Snake Snake?"

I almost cried: "I understand, there was no Snake in 1996. Nokia, come on, hurry up and develop Snake!"

Jotaro still bought me a Nokia mobile phone, installed a calling card at the same time, and wrote down his mobile phone number in it, as well as the landline numbers of his apartment and research institute.

"In the future, you can contact me at any time." He said, "The mobile phones of your era must be much more advanced than this one. I can only wrong you to use this first."

I lowered my head and fiddled with the brick machine I just got, subconsciously wanting to smash walnuts. Hearing what he said, I quickly shook my head: "I'm not wronged! I will cherish it!"

Jotaro pursed his lips and smiled, then stopped in front of the tobacco counter.I was still looking through the built-in functions of this phone, and then I heard Jotaro say to the salesperson behind the counter: "Buy 5 boxes of Cigaronne."

I raised my head in a daze, and saw the salesperson take out a stack of black-wrapped cigarettes from under the counter, Jotaro swept them into the shopping cart skillfully, and put one hand in his pocket, as if he just bought a bottle of soy sauce Comparing to the shopping list: "We have all the things we want to buy here, let's go, go to checkout."

I quietly asked him: "Do you usually smoke?"

"Well, sometimes I smoke..." He put away the small notebook, pushed the shopping cart towards the cashier, "Didn't the other one smoke in front of you?"

I shook my head: "I've never seen Jotaro smoking."

The servant Jotaro has never smoked, and the last time was only after the 17-year-old Jotaro turned into a mermaid, I found a box in the pocket of his coat that he took off, but I also confiscated that box.

Strange, did Jotaro quit smoking after that?

I quickly put this doubt to the back of my mind, because it didn't take long before I saw Jotaro smoking with my own eyes.

After we finished shopping in the supermarket, we quickly came to the commercial street of the small town to buy clothes for me.I'm not the kind of shopaholic who likes to press the road. After trying on clothes in a store to determine the size of my current body, I started to scan the goods according to my current body shape and bought a few sets of basic clothes for going out and at home. , because Gaitia said that this body will gradually become my original appearance, so I also specially bought two sets of clothes belonging to 159cm Fujimaru Daka.

After all, Jotaro is a straight man, and he doesn't have much patience for shopping with girls.About the time he reached the third store, he finally took out the lighter from his pocket. After I heard the sound of him flicking the lighter, I immediately turned my head with bright eyes: "You're about to start smoking!" ?"

Jotaro looked down at me with a cigarette in his mouth, "Ah... um, what is it?"

"Here I come! I can light cigarettes!" I immediately changed the shopping bags to my left hand, "It's time to show the real skills of magicians—but not the skills of Abdel's 'Magician's Red', which belong to The technique of Chaldean magician Fujimaru Tateka!"

Jotaro was a little confused, so I secretly recited the spell that Nishi-sensei had taught me before, like when the smoke alarm was triggered at the Mitakihara singularity, a flame ignited on the tip of the index finger.

The magic circuit of this body is quite excellent. I can clearly feel that using magic is as easy as drinking water. After I light the flame with my fingertips easily, I move to Jotaro's lips and slowly ignite it. cigarettes.

You're done!

"Well, I'm also very useful!" I was so proud, "I stayed in Chaldea for a year, not only eating, drinking and drawing cards every day, but also learning from Little Mary and Teacher II."

Jotaro didn't seem to be amazed by the magic of my fingertips. He lowered the brim of his hat and clenched the cigarette in his mouth. .

"...From now on, you can't light cigarettes for men casually." He finally said so.

I was looking at the window of a clothing store next to me, when I heard this, I turned my head: "Why?"

He gently took out the cigarette in his mouth with his left hand, exhaled foul breath: "...you are still young, you don't understand."

"I'm not young anymore, I know everything I need to know." I retorted him.

Jotaro gave me a complicated look, stubbed out the cigarette and threw it into the trash can on the side of the road, shaking his head: "Let's go, what else do you want to buy?"

"It's nothing." I rubbed my stomach, "Go home, I'm a little hungry."

"...OK." He took the shopping bag from me, "Go home."

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After returning to Jotaro's apartment, he packed up the guest room and made it my future room.Afterwards, he got into the study room, saying that he had materials to sort out quickly.I put on my apron, pulled out the ingredients I bought at the supermarket, and was ready to go!

"Hello everyone, I'm Wang Lixiang, and today I'm going to make a special super soft omelet rice!"

I amuse myself by talking to the invisible camera lens, and then start to prepare the ingredients.

Getia saw me happily chopping garlic, and suddenly asked, "Why can't female humans light cigarettes for men?"

I put the peeled garlic on the cutting board, then picked up the kitchen knife and began to cut the garlic into minced garlic with all my strength: "Why are you suddenly interested in this?"

"Study your opponent." He said sternly.

I laughed, unscrewed the induction cooker, and poured oil into the small pot: "Ah, because a woman lights a man's cigarette on his own initiative, it means being interesting to him. Or you can take this as a kind of temptation."

Getia suddenly realized: "You are seducing him."

I poured minced garlic into the heated oil, and after frying the aroma, poured tomato sauce and minced clear soup: "Bingo! Hehe, Jotaro still thinks I'm a child, but I know everything."

Getia said contemptuously: "Sure enough, you Fujimaru Tateka is a typical human being, full of despicable desires."

While I was stir frying, I rolled my eyes by the way: "Whatever you say, a fool like you who steals other people's corpses doesn't know what true love is anyway."

"I understand." Getia emphasized, "I have a deep understanding of human feelings!"

"Oh, is it?" I turned the pot upside down, and then poured all the seasonings into it, "It's one thing to understand, but another thing to operate. I don't think you can love someone like Dior."

"I have someone I love." Gaetia said, "I love our king!"

I laughed at him: "Really? The way you love your king is to steal his body, and then pretend to be him to burn human affairs?"

Getia was angry when I said it: "You can't understand our thoughts, because you are a member of the despicable human race. Together with the king, we have witnessed too much ugliness and pain of human beings. You are as alive as mayflies Mushi, no matter how happy you are in life, so what? As long as a living thing dies, the king is no exception. Your likes and dislikes all die with death, which is meaningless. Burning humanity is not the goal, but Means. My goal is to build a brand new planet and a brand new life by burning away humanity!"

"Sounds cool." I casually fiddled with cubes of butter in the pan. "By the way, have you heard of The Iliad?"

"...I have heard of it." He said, "Why?"

"What a coincidence, I've heard it too." I poured out the sauce, and then started to fry the chicken drumsticks and shiitake mushrooms, "Hey, it's so strange, Homer is obviously dead, why can I still recite it after thousands of years?" His work?"

Gaitia choked: "This has nothing to do with the death of creatures, literature and art are things on another level—"

"Love and hate do pass away with death, but that's just the passing of emotion." I saw that the side dishes were almost done, so I started to put the white rice that had been stewed before, "You know why I exist in this world Because my parents are in love, because my grandparents are in love with my grandparents. Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Xu Lun... They are all evidence of their parents' love, and proof that their parents once existed. Especially Xu Lun, her mother fell into the well, and her entire existence was erased, but as long as Xu Lun is still alive, Jotaro knows that he once had a wife and gave him this love. "

Getia was silent for a while, and when I put the omelet on the plate, he said, "Do you mind if he has a wife in the future?"

"Never mind." I went to the dining room with my plate, "But why should I worry about things that haven't happened yet? After all, Jotaro has promised me now, and I trust him, isn't that enough?"

Getia burrowed back into the depths of my soul and sulked.I ran to knock on Jotaro's door: "Mr. Kujo, let's eat—"