My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

It's a perfect day.

Yoshikage Kira hadn't been this calm for a long time.

Ever since the paper bag containing his girlfriend was taken away by the high school student named Shigeki Yasushi, his peaceful and peaceful life like a plant was broken. ... Countless people came to trouble him, and finally he died.

When he was driven to hell by Sugimoto Suzumi, he really thought he would die from then on.

—but luck really favored him.

God, God saved Yoshikage Kira.

God stretched out his hands to him—although these were not slender and graceful hands compared to women’s, how strange, shouldn’t God be omnipotent and perfect, why did he have no reaction to God’s hands at all—and He took hold of this redemption.

God asked:

"Yoshikage Kira, do you want to continue living?"

This is a question that does not need to be answered at all. Yoshikage Kira has always wanted only one thing, and that is a peaceful and satisfying life.

"Then, I will give you a chance to live again." God said softly, with a charming and alluring voice, "Give your soul to me, and I will let you return to this world and continue your contented and peaceful life."

Thank you, God.But, what price will he have to pay for his resurrection?

God smiled.

"I like smart people, and you happen to be a smart person." He said, "That's right, there is one thing I want in this world, and I want you to bring it. It's just that it already has someone of its own choice, I want you to defeat the chosen one and take that from him."

Yoshikage Kira asked, "Who?"

God said, "Kujo Jotaro."

Yoshikage Kira: ...Then what, I'd better go back to hell.

God: What about your future? !There are so many people in our Araki village who have been beaten by Platinum Star Euler, how come you are the only one who got ptsd? !Just like this, you have the face to be the villain of our JOJO? !

Yoshikage Kira: If you are capable, go down and beat him yourself? !

God: I'm Kami, it's too cheap to go down to earth in person.

Yoshikage Kira: Go yourself, I don't want to mess with Kujo Jotaro anymore anyway!

Shen: Well, there is another candidate, you can choose another person to fight.

Yoshikage Kira: Who?

God: Dongfang Jousuke.

Yoshikage Kira: ...

God grabbed Yoshikage Kira who wanted to free fall back to hell by pulling away the clouds: Come back!You come back to me!

Yoshikage Kira: Brother, brother, please let me die!It was these two people who killed me in the first place, you are telling me to die again!

God: Don't be afraid, I'll cheat for you!

Yoshikage Kira: What hangs up, hangs up from time to time?

God: You are thinking about farts. I stabbed myself with an arrow and finally learned the time stop. You can learn it just by looking at it when you are Jotaro?

God once again grabbed Yoshikage Kira who was pulling away the clouds and wanted to jump down: I haven't finished talking yet!There is no time stop, but I can give you something else!

Yoshikage Kira: What?Let me tell you, if you slap me one more time, I will let our family kill the emperor to like you.

God: Why are you so timid?How about this, I will resurrect you again, when Yoshikage Kira and Kosaku Kawajiri will be resurrected at the same time, the two of them will attack Higashika Josuke, and then collapse together Jotaro, Wryyyyy, then the Joestar family will be nothing to worry about!Just thinking about it makes me so high!

Yoshikage Kira: .........KillerQueen, can you touch me, it's more convenient for us to go back to hell manually.If heaven is like this bird, then I'd rather be in hell.

Killer Queen: Mi.

God: Well, well, then one, just resurrect one.Forget it, let me change my mind. Do you have any dreams?

Yoshikage Kira: Dream...to become a Yangko Star?

God: You look at my big ears, think clearly before speaking.

Yoshikage Kira: I want a stable girlfriend.

God: This is simple, okay, and easy to achieve.Go down and play JO!

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Yoshikage Kira has really come back to life.

He regained his own body, returned to his original appearance, and walked down the streets of Duwang Town.

The blond man reached out and touched the pulsating carotid artery in his neck almost obsessively, the brick wall of the house, the tree trunks by the street, and the swaying breeze.Everything gave him a real sense of his own resurrection, and the brochures in the shop windows made him stay: The most important art exhibition of the Du Wang Art Museum opened today, and the authentic works of the three masters of the Renaissance were on display, including a piece of "Mona Li". The replica of Shasha is almost a real one.

Yoshikage Kira looked up at the sky.

God, you really made my wish come true, didn't you?

At dusk, on the eve of closing, Yoshikage Kira walked into the museum.

He is a smart and cultivated man, so he can appreciate these magnificent works of art.It's just that he doesn't care about that today. No matter how beautiful Raphael's Madonna is, or how magnificent Michelangelo's sculpture is... nothing compares to that picture of a smiling woman with her gently folded hands.

Yoshikage Kira hurried into the first exhibition hall. The staff selling souvenirs at the entrance of the exhibition hall was closing the booth. He glanced casually, but his eyes were fixed on the postcards left by the tourists.

A hand was placed on the black velvet table mat.

That, what kind of hand is that, white, round, slender, only traces of bones can be seen at the knuckles, there is almost no flaw on it, and the nails are also healthy and translucent with pink.Yoshikage Kira let out a low purr similar to a cat seeing a laser point from his throat, and approached on tiptoe, then tremblingly took the hand from the table.

"This—" Yoshikage Kira asked in a low voice.

The staff was busy putting the bookmarks into the box, and he said without raising his head, "That's not from our booth, it seems that a customer left it behind."

Yoshikage Kira said instinctively, "Then let me send it to the information desk for you."

The staff can't wait for one thing less: "Thank you."

As soon as he touched it, Yoshikage Kira knew it was definitely not a real hand, but this model made of silicone is even better than the real hand!He put this hand gently into his pocket, and then put his hand into his pocket, intertwining the fingers of this model hand.

This...is this what it feels like to hold your girlfriend in your pocket in winter? !

He walked forward dazedly, as if stepping on a cloud.When he rounded the corner of the first exhibition hall, he saw another hand, which was left on the small wooden table of the visiting brochure. Gently swagger.

God, is this the blessing you bestow?

No one cared about this corner, and Yoshikage Kira quickly pocketed his prospective girlfriend No. [-] as well.

Now he is a winner in life who can hold his girlfriend with both hands.

He came to the second exhibition hall, where Da Vinci's self-portrait was on display.Yoshikage Kira stopped to look at this bearded old Florentine for a while, and couldn't tell what he felt. He was a little jealous and grateful. He was jealous that he could draw such hands, and he was grateful that he used such a beautiful creation to transform himself. Enlightenment.

Yoshikage Kira walked around the wall, intending to go to the next exhibition hall, but when he glanced around, he found another hand model clenched into a fist in the corner of the exit wall of the exhibition hall.

...what's going on in this art gallery today, why is someone throwing his girlfriend everywhere? !

When Yoshikage Kira came to the replica exhibition area of ​​"Mona Lisa" holding three model hands in ecstasy, there were no tourists here.In the entire exhibition hall, only he and the portrait of a smiling woman hanging on the wall are facing each other. Of course, there is also a bracelet that someone left on the ground.

……wristband?

After the ecstasy of Kira Yoshikage, there was still a sliver of reason in his brain. He called out the Killer Queen and asked his double to touch the suspicious white bracelet instead.The big pink cat squatted down and touched the bracelet. There was a soft "beep", the bracelet function was activated, and the holographic projection was immediately synchronized in this exhibition hall.

In front of the "Mona Lisa", a brown-haired woman slowly emerged from the holographic projection.She turned her head slowly, looked directly at him with deep, beautiful blue eyes, and raised her arms flat.

"Ciao, Mr. Kira." She showed the same smile as Mona Lisa, and then, in front of Kira Yoshikage with trembling pupils, gently picked up the fingertips of her left glove with her right hand, and slowly pulled it out , "I heard that you like my... painting?"

Yoshikage Kira's teeth clicked softly because he was shaking.

God, this is a little too much.

"Clap."

The glove on her left hand fell to the ground, and she raised her hand gracefully: "Onehand."

Then the right glove fell to the ground, and she raised the other: "Alloff."

The Mona Lisa comes to life as she removes her gloves in front of Yoshikage Kira and raises her arms in a bewildering pose.

"In the second decade of the 21st century, there was a fantastic dance pose," she said.

"What, what?" Yoshikage Kira asked dully, not even noticing that the model hand in his arms began to squirm.

Mona Lisa smiled sympathetically.

"Flower hands."

"Mash, play some music."

In an instant, the explosive electronic dance music exploded in the exhibition hall, and the blurred lights of the disco dance hall began to shake. In the howl of ghosts and wolves, "Don't compare yourself too much, compare yourself with laser rain", "The colorful world is charming, don't be embarrassed without a substitute" , "The lights are red and the willows are green and charming, Brother Xiang will take you to mix with society", "The knife is not sharp, the cat is too thin, Brother Cheng doesn't want to fight with you", "Don't be too JO to be a human being, and don't be like DIO to be a ghost, life will inevitably start to change Luoluo, but you have to control life in Araki Village by yourself; even if you go to work is bitter, you have to work with a smile when you think of your roommates.” Amidst the quotations of the social spirit guy shouting wheat, the Mona Lisa played by Leonardo da Vinci finished shaking enthusiastically A set of flower hands.

The model hands in Yoshikage Kira's hands had turned into poisonous snakes at some point, and they wrapped themselves around his neck and wrists quietly. He was injected with snake venom trembling all over, and then he was full of "My Mona" It is impossible for Lisa to be so remorseful and fell to the ground.

"I... when I saw you..." He foamed at the mouth, twitching and trying to finish the last sentence, "I... thought..."

Da Vinci said softly, "Stop bokiing, I'm a man and older than you."

Yoshikage Kira: …………………

Ambulance, he wants an ambulance—