My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

We opened the door of the fire escape on the third floor, and what we saw was a wild growth of thorns.

...it's all the hermit's purple.

Crazy Diamond and Platinum Star opened the way ahead. They carefully pushed the hermit purple away according to the growth direction, and opened a way for us to get down.

The top floor of this small video game city is as quiet as a treasure house. We seem to be deep in the black forest, looking for the way to the castle among countless thorns. There is darkness ahead, and no one knows what to wait for. What is holding us.

——Until Matthew pulled the switch.

"Senior, I found the light switch!" said my most reliable little eggplant, and then she got my violent rainbow fart attack.

The attic suddenly lit up, and we successfully found something covered by thorns among the hermit's purple all over the floor.In the deepest part of the attic, three fully automatic mahjong tables form a long strip, on which lies a quietly sleeping princess.

All the others we hadn't found before were squatting at the mahjong table, wistful and lost in thought.

"Polnareff, Abdel, and the old man." Jotaro confirmed his teammates one by one, "What are you doing?"

Jonathan let out a long sigh.

"I found out that Joseph is actually wearing a skirt." He looked heartbroken. "I don't know what went wrong. Why is Joseph wearing a skirt?"

Old Joseph muttered: "Actually, there is also makeup."

Jonathan looked at him blankly: "What?"

Old Joseph immediately hugged his head obediently: "I didn't say anything, Grandpa Jonathan!"

Sisar stood up helplessly from the sleeping Tequila Princess and told us: "We couldn't wake him up. We tried many methods, shaking, shouting, falling...even I pinched him. But JOJO just can't wake up."

Joseph, dressed as a tequila girl, fell asleep peacefully on the automatic mahjong table.We gather around, Polnareff and Abdel watching the mermaid Jotaro in amazement, while Josuke quietly fiddles with his father's false eyelashes.

"I think this is the story of "Sleeping Beauty"." Giorno speculated, Kakyoin took Joseph's hand and found a small bleeding spot on his fingertips, "This should be the result of being killed by a spindle. Sleeping Beauty fell asleep after being stabbed."

"Sleeping Beauty's castle is guarded by many thorns and monsters... This is also suitable for the purple of the hermit." Abdel said, and then frowned his thick eyebrows, "But the way to wake Sleeping Beauty is to let the prince Kiss of true love. Which of us is Mr. Joestar's prince?"

Almost everyone present took a big step back, including Izzy.

"Why do you dislike me so much!" Old Joseph cried, "I was a handsome guy in my youth, what's wrong with kissing me?"

Caesar said, "Then kiss me."

Old Joseph coughed: "Of course kissing yourself won't work!"

"How about this." I suggested, "Let's go and kiss each other."

This proposal, which should have been supported, was met with everyone's silence.

"What's the matter, do you really despise me so much?!" Old Joseph was a little sad, "As long as everyone gives a kiss, this world will become a beautiful world! I'm the oldest here, so I'll go Take the lead, I will kiss first!"

Jonathan couldn't bear it: "Joseph..."

"It's okay, Grandpa." Old Joseph took off his hat, with a heroic and tragic expression on his face, "After all, I'm not at a disadvantage in comparison."

Jonathan: ...what?

The old Joseph lowered his head and quickly kissed the Tequila girl's mouth, and then confidently pointed to himself with a half-mouthed Barbie pink lipstick: "I haven't kissed anyone when I was 18 years old! So the first kiss of this young me - KonoJOJOda!"

Before Jonathan could feed his eldest grandson the corrugated pie, Caesar dragged old Joseph away: "Okay, next one!"

With a blushing face, Jousuke leaned forward, staring at the sleeping Tequila girl with a tangled face, his slender eyebrows were wrinkled.

"Uh, I haven't kissed a girl yet..." Jousuke bent down in pain, "Forget it, this is my dad, just take it as a catch-up on the parent-child lessons when I was young--"

chirp.

Jousuke lay beside Joseph, stared at him for a long time, and complained after finding that Princess Tequila hadn't moved: "It's useless, it hurt my self-confidence too much! It's really rough, and the liquid foundation floats up."

There are now two victims.

Victim No. 3 has not been selected yet, because obviously many of the others present have not given their first kiss, and they are not very willing to give their first kiss to Princess Tequila at this time.

"Then what, I think everyone can change their thinking."

Dr. Roman whispered: "Has any of you seen Maleficent?"

"What's that?" Polnareff asked.

Merlin, who was quietly following behind us, happily replied: "It's a live-action movie, adapted from "Sleeping Beauty", starring Angelina Chu—"

I stepped on Merlin quickly: "Don't say it, don't say it, this is a Darth Mickey movie, I'm afraid I will recruit the legal department!"

Dr. Roman continued firmly: "There is a new interpretation of the legend of Sleeping Beauty in the movie. It is not necessarily the prince who awakens Sleeping Beauty, but the 'true love' of her godmother, Maleficent, who can only be conceived by Sleeping Beauty' Only those who really love' can kiss her awake."

Old Joseph was a little aggrieved: "I love myself very much!"

Jousuke was also aggrieved: "I love Dad very much!"

The one who panicked the most was Jotaro, although he didn't show any expression on the surface, but his fish tail was already violently flicked up.After all, when it comes to discussing who loves Joseph the most, besides Jousuke, it should be him and Caesar.

"Don't panic, don't panic, the problem is not serious." I hugged Jotaro and approached the automatic mahjong table, "If what "Maleficent" said is true, then the person who woke up Joseph is also very clear. "

Caesar immediately understood what I meant.

"You mean..." He raised his eyebrows, "Teacher LisaLisa?"

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Jotaro opened the "Gap of Light" with the "Holy Relic" he was holding, and pulled LisaLisa over.

Now she is staring at her eldest son who is sleeping in a woman's clothes, her eyebrows are tightly knit.

"JOJO... It seems that besides the ripples, I have to teach you how to dress up." LisaLisa swept over Joseph's unevenly applied blush and floating powder foundation in disgust, and stretched out her hand to stick him. The false eyelashes were removed, "So what do you want me to do, just give me a kiss?"

We looked at her helplessly: "Mmmmmm."

LisaLisa brushed her long hair back, leaned over and kissed Joseph on the lips quickly.

"Okay." She was as relaxed and calm as if she blinked her eyes, "What's next, so that he can wake up?"

That's right, Princess Tequila slowly opened his eyes, his green eyes stared blankly at LisaLisa above him, and muttered as if he hadn't woken up: "...Mom?"

LisaLisa lowered her eyes to look at Joseph for a while, then stretched out her hand and patted him on the forehead.

"Get up quickly, don't stay in bed like a child," she said, "You have work to do."

Joseph sat up in a daze, and the hermit's purple covering the entire attic disappeared quietly.He looked down at the pink dress he was wearing and rubbed his chest blankly: "...Why did I change into this outfit again? We were not in the video game city just now? Could it be that there is another mission to infiltrate the German military base?" gone?"

Jonathan almost squeezed out these words from tears: "Joseph, why do you think you can sneak into the German army base wearing women's clothing?"

Joseph: ...Ah, maybe, because, she is born a goddess?

Caesar tried very hard to bury his face in his elbows to hold back the earth-shattering laughter.

LisaLisa nodded to us, and went back to her own time through the "light gap" very chicly.And all of us together—Msta and Merlin more than we started with—were finally free from this fairytale drama.

Jotaro suddenly felt an itch in the tail of the fish when we were coming down from the attic, and he scratched off a lot of scales.So he immediately asked Platinum Star to lift himself out of my arms, and went straight to the bathroom of the video game city. Kakyoin and Polnareff also hurriedly followed.

After about 5 minutes, Jotaro came out barefoot with Kakyoin's school uniform jacket around his waist. The fish tails turned back into legs. The only thing that proved the existence of the mermaid princess was the blue fish scales all over the place.

I secretly picked up a small handful of fish scales from the ground and stuffed them into my pocket.

So far, the team has returned to normal.After all the fuss, everyone was hungry, so we returned to Tonio's Italian restaurant at the suggestion of Jousuke, and after filling our stomachs, we found that no one had brought enough money for this era.

Jousuke: ...Why are you looking at me?

"Then what, Jousuke, please help advance the money first, I will issue you an IOU, and I will pay you back later." Old Joseph swore, "I swear on my own honor!"

Caesar said quietly: "You have no reputation at all when you are 18 years old."

The two Josephs present trembled.

Jousuke took out his wallet aggrievedly, and muttered, "Could it be that this is the retribution for stealing my father's wallet before? The money I spent this time is similar to what I stole from him before, maybe this is It's a cycle..."

Merlin laughed and told Mordred the little story about the cafeteria war of the Arturias of Chaldea. Mordred pretended not to care, but he listened very carefully.

After eating and drinking enough, we pressed the road back to Duwang Hotel.

Jotaro's shoes were still in the hotel, he was walking slowly with bare feet, I leaned next to him, and our hands were held together unconsciously.

"Jotaro." I said, "After Chaldea has repaired the singularity and the crisis of human incineration is resolved, can I go to you?"

He said, "OK."

"Why did you answer so rigidly?" I shook his arm, "But after repairing the singularity, you should be in your 2016s in 1988. I'll go back and ask Director Little Mary, see See if you can secretly transfer my spirit son back to [-], and let me elope with you quietly."

Jotaro asked, "Can't you be in your forties?"

I said, "Others will think you are committing a crime."

Jotaro fell silent.

"Forget it, this is all for the future." I muttered, "Let's settle the matter before us first. According to the routine, every time and space that has a 'mutation' has to fight the big boss again, The ultimate villain here at Jousuke should be..."

We walked slowly into the reception hall of Duwang Hotel, Old Joseph dragged Merlin and Mista to reopen the two rooms.Everyone parted ways on the first floor, and I casually glanced at the door of the hall, where a staff member was busy arranging a small exhibition hall.I looked on tiptoe curiously and found that it was the publicity column of the art exhibition.

"Is Morioh Town going to hold an art exhibition?" I blinked, "Which artist is it, Mr. Araki?"

Jotaro glanced at it with Platinum Star's good eyesight: "It's a 'Renaissance' themed exhibition, with paintings by famous masters like Raphael on display."

I joked: "Is there no Da Vinci?"

"Yes," Jotaro said. "There seems to be a replica of the Mona Lisa."

I:……………………

Wait, what, wait a minute.

I don't know what's going to happen next, but I'm putting a hand here.

Jotaro saw that my face suddenly changed, and asked, "What's the matter, is there something wrong with the painting?"

"It's not that there's a problem with the painting, it's that there's a problem with the people who like painting." I said, "Let me make a prediction first that the replica of the Mona Lisa on display will definitely be stolen."

Of course, this is the best bait we have for catching an office worker!

If Yoshikage Kira is also resurrected by "that adult", then he must not be able to resist the temptation of "Mona Lisa"!

I flashed a sinister smile.

Arakisou will soon lose their only source of income and housework.

Giorno, stop driving the steamroller, let's get an ambulance!