My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

"Fujimaru Tachika" opened his voice very reluctantly amidst the booing of all of us.

"Then, let me sing a lesser-known song. I learned it from a friend before." She laughed dryly, "Don't blame others if you can't sing well."

I shook off the goose bumps on my body: "It's okay, you can sing and watch first!"

"Fujimaru Tachika" cleared his throat and sang: "I believe in you? I believe in you! Oyingo, Boingo Brothers——!"

"I am Brother Oying, who can transform at will, um, um, um, um, um, height, weight, and even smell, you can change as you like! No one can find out, no one can see through, the god of creation, Knum !"

Jotaro was obviously moved by this person's IQ, and clenched his fists, probably looking for a suitable time to perform Euler.

Unexpectedly, he continued to sing the second verse.

"He's Boingo, using comics to prophesy, ahh, ahhhhhhh~ [-]% hit, never wrong! I am introverted, always alone, the god of books, Thoth!"

"Everything, everything goes according to your wishes! Has it always been like this? Once the prophecy is printed in a book, it will never change! As long as everything is done according to the prophecy, everything will go according to your wishes, and it has always been like this!"

"Don't be discouraged, because life is like this!"

After he sang this unexpectedly good and brainwashing song, I quickly started to applaud, and Joseph and Cesar also clapped their hands in a daze: "Ah, it sounds good, it sounds good, it sounds like the theme song of some adventure cartoon." .”

I asked, "Is this the opening song of "Haier Brothers"?"

Oyingo said modestly: "No, no, it was just made up by a friend. I thought it sounded good so I learned it."

Me: "Is this friend you mentioned really yourself?"

Oyingo's head was sweating: "Of course it's not me!"

Joseph suddenly asked: "If there is really a way to transform into other people at will, can a man also become a girl?"

Ou Yingge felt that his heart was about to stop beating when he walked with these people: "Yes, it should be okay, right?"

I glanced at Joseph: "Why, Mr. Joseph, do you want to learn advanced experience in women's clothing?"

Joseph covered his face shyly: "Yes, I made a special disguise to sneak into the German army base before, but I was recognized by the German army at a glance. It really hit people's self-confidence."

Me: ……………To be honest, brother, your tequila is impressive. It’s not a technical problem, it’s just that you are too beautiful.

Xi Sa sprayed out laughing: "No way, JOJO, have you ever dressed as a woman? It's hard for me to imagine a muscular man like you wearing a skirt, isn't that too scary?"

"Ah, really, little Caesar, you can't say that about her!" Joseph murmured, putting his hands on the back of his head, "Speaking of which, if you have the super power to perfectly reproduce other people's body shape and appearance, a man will become a woman." Children also have to do some preparation work? Wearing women's clothing should be a must, right?"

I glanced at Oying's magic dress, which was exactly the same as my previous one, and focused on the black miniskirt: "Indeed, if you become a girl, you should wear a skirt."

Joseph said with emotion: "The feeling of wearing a skirt is really wonderful. It feels chilly between the legs. Lixiang, don't you think so?"

Brother Oying: ......... His legs are really cold.

"And shave your legs!" I said. "Generally speaking, white men have thicker body hair. If you want to wear a dress with bare legs, you must shave your legs."

Joseph nodded in agreement: "Indeed, I used a razor to carefully shave off the hair on my legs and arms that day. It's not easy being a girl!"

Oyingo: So do you know how painful it was for me to make the decision to "disguise as Fujimaru Tateka"! ?

He pretended to be Jotaro before, but Polnareff and Joseph asked him to smoke five cigarettes, and he was blown up by the oranges he made, and his mentality collapsed.Caesar and Joseph have such a tacit understanding, no matter which one he disguises as, he will be recognized by the other immediately.

Only the Japanese girl Tachika Fujimaru can be used. She, Joseph and Caesar just met yesterday, and the relationship between Jotaro and her is a bit unclear. No matter how much she behaves in this state, Strange, none of those three people doubted their identities.

——It's just that he didn't expect an inexplicable Kosaka Honoka to appear out of nowhere!

I think Brother Oying seems to be about to break down this time, and he was so funny just now, it's time to expose this guy's true colors.I quietly tugged on Jotaro's clothes from behind, he nodded knowingly, we flanked Oingo from left to right, and when there were fewer tourists around, we were ready to knock him down.

But Joseph got high on the topic of women's clothing, and he turned his back to Xisa and gestured excitedly: "Let me tell you, girls also have a lot of cosmetics. They will put a layer on their faces first." White things, and then put different powders on the eyelids and cheeks. Why use different powders for the same color—ah!"

He accidentally kicked a wooden box on the side of the road, Xisa quickly supported him, and was about to reprimand him when he heard a weak cry of pain from inside the box.

"...is there someone inside?"

Caesar immediately opened the wooden box, and I could clearly feel that Oyingo gasped in fear beside me, and Joseph called out: "Ah, why is there a child inside?"

There are children in the wooden box?

I bent down to look curiously, and happened to meet a pair of trembling purple eyes.

Ah, isn't this the little boy who told me Jotaro in the restaurant that they were going back to the island?

Sure enough, this guy and Brother Ouying are in the same group!

Joseph snatched the child out, and he curled up in mid-air in a panic, like a cat afraid of the sun, tightly protecting a pink manga in his arms.

"Well, this kid looks so pitiful, let him go." Oyingo said hurriedly, trying to help him out.I immediately stopped him: "This little brother doesn't look like a local, are you here for a tour too? Why are you hiding in the box alone?"

"I, I lost my brother...yes, I'm waiting for my brother here, yes." The little boy replied tremblingly.

Joseph put the boy down, and Oingo just breathed a sigh of relief when the shaggy-haired British youth took the comic book from the boy's arms.

"Brother holding the comic book, isn't this the same song that Lixiang sang just now? Let me see what's in the comic, I really like reading comics!" He flipped through the book, while Ou Inge and Boingo were already shaking like chaff.

"Oingo and Boingo plan to return to normal life after their defeat in Egypt, and Master Dio is dead, so they don't have to fight anyone else anymore, yay!"

Joseph read aloud with emotion: "But the adventure of the two brothers is not over, because the adult found them and said: Kill Jotaro for me, and snatch the 'sacred body' from him!"

Jotaro blinked slowly.

"Well, why is Jotaro the only one who looks normal in this manga? It's so unfair." Joseph curled his lips, "Well, the next thing is...Boingo and Oingo were sent to Italy by that adult, they I came to a restaurant with dried flowers at the door, and after a while, Jotaro, Joseph, Xisa and Tachika arrived, so lucky!"

I clapped my hands blankly: "It's so lucky."

"Lixiang suddenly said: Ah, I have something urgent to leave for a while! So she walked away. Oyingo followed the three people, and Boingo threw a jammer into the toilet!"

"Oyingo changed into Chengxiang and smoothly blended in among the three people. They chatted happily, and then Jotaro took out the 'sacred body' and handed it to her. It's a success!"

After reading it, Oyingo and Boingo brothers almost shrank on the spot. They were shaking as if they were forced to shake to keep warm on a snowy mountain at minus [-] degrees.

"I have a question." I slowly took off the colored contact lenses, "I can understand the operation of throwing a jammer, because I found you just now with the help of Chaldea's tracking technology. But obviously me and Caleb The communication at the bottom has not been blocked. So, boy Boingo, which toilet did you throw the jammer into?"

Boingo cried and said: "There are two toilets in that restaurant, and there is no sign on the door, so I listened through the door, and there was a man's voice in one toilet, so I threw it in the other toilet." Jammers..."

Me: "...Ah, that's Dr. Roman's voice. You threw it in the wrong toilet."

Poingo Oingo: ……………

Don't say anything, give these two brothers a box of six walnuts to nourish their brains.

Jotaro called Platinum Star and beat Oingo very gently, and then we took them to the local hospital and confiscated Poingo's comic books by the way.

"Children should read less comics, this kind of thing will affect their studies." I warned, "Don't talk about this kind of prophetic comics. Bizarre Adventure" or something like that, you can easily get depressed, you know?"

With tears in his eyes, Boyingo stared reluctantly at the pink comic in my hand and at the platinum star floating behind me. He cried but dared not cry.

"In order to stop your thoughts, we decided to destroy this manga on the spot. I hope you will correct your evil ways, study hard, and improve every day." I poked Jotaro, "Brother, let's reveal the 'sacred body'."

Jotaro took out the "sacred remains", and I took the dry glowing scroll and placed it next to the pink manga, the glowing scroll flickered a few times, and soon, the pink manga fell limply, and the wind flipped the pages inside , the top is blank, and nothing is displayed anymore.

"Well, after this comic is gone, you two brothers should not be yelled at by this adult or that adult to make trouble anymore." I patted Boingo on the head, "By the way, your adult Who is it?"

Lying on the hospital bed, Oyingo wriggled his lips with difficulty: "No...can... say..."

"Ah, forget it." I felt a little regretful, "Okay, we'll take the manga away. You two should take good care of your injuries. After you recover from your injuries, let that adult take you away. Goodbye."

Jotaro took one last look at Oingo and Boingo, and suddenly smiled when he turned his head.

"Strange, what are you laughing at?" I asked.

"It just solved a confusion in my heart." He said, "After we arrived in Egypt, we encountered several enemies back and forth. One. Later we learned that one of the gods, Horhoth, was defeated by Izzy, and that the gods Knum and Thoth turned out to be the two of them."

Caesar looked at Jotaro curiously: "You guys also have your own adventure stories?"

"It's clear at a glance that they must have experienced many battles. However, that child's prophecy is indeed very accurate." Joseph watched Jotaro take the "sacred body" back, "Jotaro did take the'sacred body' Handed it over to Lixiang."

I clapped my hands and hummed: "Scheming to lead the way? Scheming to lead the way! Oyingo Poingo brothers—"

However, their song is really brainwashing.

I am Fujimaru Tachika, and my ability is 100% to complain, oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh~