My followers have invincibility written all over their faces

We confronted the third brother Gui under the moon.

"Is there anything in your mouth that you haven't swallowed?" I reminded.

Wamuu's cheeks moved suspiciously.

I sighed: "Wamu, you can't change your habit of hiding food like a hamster. You two, Kaz and ACDC, never talk about him."

Katz: "...do we know each other well?"

"You don't know me, but I know you." I pointed my finger casually, "Wamu, I know you really like making small handicrafts. I like making small windmills the most. You can stare at the fan and turn around all day. Eating ghosts like tight muscles the most."

Wamuu froze.

"ACDC, you like spicy food, usually you will secretly look for sadomasochism novels and horror movies to read, and then you will cry in the quilt."

ACDC legs together.

"Kaz, your eye shadow is made of ore powder and then compacted. I like cool colors. I once wanted to braid Wam Uu but he and ACDC were unwilling, so you had to make it yourself, but And I don’t like to show it. You wash the cloth of your headscarf every day, dry it during the day and collect it at night. I once thought about whether to change it to a patterned one, but the pattern of the cloth you chose can’t be seen clearly by others at night, so you Self-deprecating and choosing the black turban.”

Katz frowned: "You actually know so many of our secrets, who are you?"

I dented Joseph's classic JOJO stand: "I am Lixiang, a magical girl!"

Katz turned around silently: "Okay, is that a magical girl? It sounds like the same thing as Ripple Warrior. Retreat today, and we will come back next time. Magical girl, you wait for me."

I waved to them: "Goodbye, but I don't think we'll see each other next time."

Joseph also waved to them: "Goodbye, I hope that the next time I see you, I will be in heaven."

Column men:?

They jumped into a small boat on the shore in the dark, and Wamuu put his arms on the stern and started it with "shenshalan" like a motor propeller.With the evening wind blowing, I watched their voices drifting away and sang: "The sound of the camel bell sends you off to Zhuyou, and thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love—"

Giorno sang a lyrical Italian song "Bella Ciao": "Oh, Zhunan, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!"

Mordred squinted at us: "What, is this going to be a fan meeting?"

I said: "It is indeed possible. We were a little too busy a while ago, and we haven't enjoyed life and entertainment for a long time. Do you want to join, Mo Zai? You, Jonathan and Joseph can form the British group, which happens to be the middle school for men and the middle school for women. There are both, and the chorus must be very nice.”

Mordred was a little dazed: "Ah...really? But I haven't tried singing, I just heard Tristan always humming. Then, what can I sing?"

From my wristband came the humming of a certain Takahiro Sakurai voice character: "Artoria is ready for dinner, HeyIama apron boy, apron boy is showing his skills in the kitchen-ah, Romani!!! "

"Sorry." Doctor Roman, who had mercilessly hit Merlin on the head with some kind of heavy object just now, regained the communicator, "This guy doesn't know where he watched "Today's Meals at the Emiya Family", and he's always in the Sing this song."

Me: "...please be nice to my red crutches."

Because there were too many staff members at once, Giorno took out the tortoise he brought from Italy, and took everyone in except me, Jotaro and Joseph, and the tortoise obediently lay on Joseph on the hat.

"I recognized it. This is the island where I participated in Ripple's special training when I was young." Joseph followed his memory and walked towards the place with light, "Could it be that I can meet here—"

Faintly, from the training field with high pillars in front of us, we saw two figures walking towards the seaside while arguing. Joseph's pace was getting faster and faster, and I had to trot to catch up.

"...Where is the suspicious person you mentioned, I have searched all over here!"

"I just saw it!"

"Stupid JOJO, yesterday you recognized Siji Q as me, and your eyes have not been very good!"

"That time was really an accident!"

In order to catch up with Joseph, I accidentally kicked a piece of gravel on the ground. It "slapped" and flew forward for a long distance, making not too loud a movement, but the two figures in front were sensitive looked over.

"There are really people - stop! Who are you, why are you breaking into the island?!"

Joseph didn't stop, but walked faster and faster, until he rushed in front of the two of them——

"Cesar!!!"

Cesar Qibelin and Joseph Joestar looked at the old man who charged forward with a moved face in astonishment, and let go of the fists that had already been charged, watching the old Joseph dangerously approaching them. He stopped in his tracks, as if he wanted to get closer but was afraid of scaring them, so he excitedly expressed his joy in a loud voice: "It's really you, it's you! It's great to see you, I didn't expect that I would still I can see you in real life—”

"Hey, who are you dry old man!" The young Joseph glared at him with displeasure, while the old Joseph stared back unwillingly: "You dirty little brat Who?!"

Jotaro and I: ?

I scold myself? !

"Pause, pause." I hastened to mediate, "In this situation, we should introduce ourselves properly. Hello, we are from the Stardust Crusaders ver.JO family professional version max from 50 years later, this is Joseph Joestar in 1988, this handsome guy is his grandson Jotaro Kujo, and I am Tachika Fujimaru of the Renri Survival Organization!"

Caesar and Joseph looked at Jotaro, who was [-]% similar to Joseph, and looked at the expectant old Joseph, apparently unable to believe so easily.

"Joseph Joestar, because you are me, let's start with you to prove it!" Old Joseph thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands, "You love Grandma Elena the most, second I like Grandpa Spitwagen. You once hoped that they were a couple, but after you said it, you were beaten by Grandma Elena with an umbrella. Although you only drank Coke a month ago, it became you after that The favorite drink in life. And your ideal in life is to be a pilot like your father, for this you like to wear aviator-style jackets, and secretly bought a lot of goggles-now you are in your closet Hidden 5 goggles!"

The young Joseph held his face and shouted: "OH—MY—GOD! How do you know that!"

And Jonathan's shocked cry came from the tortoise: "Joseph!!! Why do you think Elena and Spitwagen are a couple?!"

Old Joseph suddenly covered his mouth: "Oh, it's over."

Caesar asked: "What about me? Since you are the grown-up JOJO, you should understand me too, right?"

Old Joseph smiled: "Ah, of course. You grew up in Naples, Cesar. You are the eldest son of the family. You like seafood pasta sprinkled with rosemary. In order to avenge your grandfather and father, you must I need to find the pillar men to make a break."

Caesar pouted: "Sounds like that... Well, let's believe you are Joseph. But JOJO, have you not continued to practice ripples, why are you aging so fast?"

Old Joseph was caught in the spotlight, and looked away suspiciously: "Then, that's because I want to grow old with my dear Suji!"

"What? What dear Suji?!" Caesar was startled, "You mean Suji Q?!"

The young Joseph backed away slowly: "Ahaha, what, should we report to Teacher LisaLisa about these guys? If you still want to chat with them, Sisa, then I will slip away first It's-"

"Wait a minute JOJO you bastard! Explain to me what happened to you and Suji!!!"

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When Joseph and Cesar went to knock on the door of LisaLisa's room, she seemed to have fallen asleep, and the faint yellow light of the night light came through the crack of the door.

"Why don't we knock on the door and let me see through the keyhole to see if she's asleep?" Joseph said as he bent down and tried to perform the classic scene. ", Old Joseph and Caesar dragged him back at the same time.

"You are showing great disrespect to the teacher by doing this!" Caesar taught him seriously, "The matter is of great importance, and the teacher must make a decision."

Old Joseph said quietly: "Don't look at it, don't look at it, you will really regret it after seeing you."

"Why?" Young Joseph was a little dumbfounded.

Jotaro said slowly, "Maybe, because she's your mother?"

The place was silent.

Caesar: "You said..."

Joseph: "...what?"

Jotaro maintained a cool expressionless face: "LisaLisa is my great-grandmother. When I was a child, she wanted to teach me ripples when I went to the United States in the summer vacation. I refused. So she taught me a little acrobatics."

I was curious: "What acrobatics?"

Jotaro pressed the brim of his hat: "... smoke five cigarettes at the same time and drink juice along the way."

I was in awe: "Wow."

Caesar jumped up: "As expected of Teacher LisaLisa, she easily did what we couldn't do-but why is she your mother, JOJO!!! You guys are treating the teacher-no, you are doing this to your mother No respect, I really need to climb the hell pillar again and reflect on myself!!!”

Young Joseph was already confused: "No, why, huh?! Didn't my mother get sick and died very early? And LisaLisa looks at most 30 years old, and my mother is fifty years old, right? !"

Old Joseph looked at him lovingly: "Don't you know that practicing ripples can make people delay aging?"

I sang: "Ah—this person is your mother! Ah—this person is your mother! This person gave you life and a home~"

Maybe it was because we were making too much noise, the door of LisaLisa's room was pushed open with a "bang", and a beautiful black-haired woman rushed out: "What are you arguing about!?"

The two Josephs shouted reflexively at the same time: "Mom!!!"

Xi Sa was taken aback, his mind was confused, and he said, "Mom!!!"

LisaLisa:? ? ?

You... have the same mother? !