Arthur's Football

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Just when the general public felt that something was wrong, the person involved jumped out and let them find out what was wrong——

—Enough of you Cockneys!Did you actually agree to let our little angel "return" you by talking about yourself?

——Such an obvious and clichéd trap, the little angel will definitely not fall into it, right?

——Our little angel is not only beautiful and delicious, but also can go out of the hall and into the kitchen!Absolutely no cheap Cockneys!

——Liverpool's go away too~ Why do our little angels entertain you!

——Shuangde has friendship anyway, why is there an Arsenal in the middle? ????——Arsenal's is said to be a senior foodie, and shed tears of regret as soon as he came to the country because of the dark food.This is enough to show that the price of being abducted in youth and ignorance is to pay the price of blood and tears2333~

——You group of foreigners took the opportunity to blackmail our British cuisine!

——←_←You guys are great, you have a lot of food, dare to ask the little angel what dishes are cooked today!

Arthur followed his own pace, dried his hair after taking a shower, and then wrote today's diary, and did not forget to note the fat man's words and deeds in the diary.

Then he checked Twitter, after all, this "daily" was not completed.

But after he finished watching, he felt that he needed some off-site advice... Because he couldn't understand the logic, why did the whole world want to invite me to dinner all of a sudden?

Between Kaka and the male god, he thought, after all, Brazilians have wives and children, so maybe they have a private life that is not humane.So he sent a private message to the male god:

"Male God/(tot)/~~"

: Why haven't you slept yet?

"God, Frank and John are going to invite Rooney and me to dinner, do you think I'm going?"

: If you ask for nothing, go, if not, don’t go.Also, hurry up and sleep, be honest!

"I'll sleep right away after replying to them, good night male god (づ￣3￣)づ"

:Stop copying these expressions!

"Why? Isn't it cute? n(*≧▽≦*)n"

:It's cute, but it makes me want to punch you!

"/(tot)/~~ Why do you want to beat me up even though you're cute~ I just sent a text message to the boss, I want to start the show~ Will the boss want to beat me up?"

Cristiano stared at the line, read it three times, and finally he had to pick up his pajamas and put them on, then walked to the next door and knocked on the door!

Arthur was also a little puzzled when he heard the knock on the door, but he knew that it must be him who came, and he let his male god in immediately.

Cristiano stared at Arthur seriously, "You actually texted the boss? You told him you wanted to start?" Who taught this kid!This will offend the boss!

Arthur blinked, and innocently said, "I didn't explicitly write 'I'm going to start', but I told him I was in good shape."

Cristiano: "...so, what did you send the boss?"

Arthur then took the phone and called up his text messages with Ferguson to show him——

"Boss, I feel that the recent state is very good, I will try my best to make myself better n(*≧▽≦*)n"

Cristiano breathed a sigh of relief, and found that there seemed to be chat records on it.He doesn't have the hobby of peeping other people's privacy, but he can ask openly, "Do you often text the boss"

The key is that his boss obviously replied to the little golden retriever.

"That's right." Arthur said frankly, "The boss gave me the number and told me that I can ask you if I don't understand anything, but if you don't feel comfortable asking you, you can ask him. You can also sue him, uh , that's how I understand it."

Cristiano: ...

If this kid in front of him wasn't his fan, if he didn't know Ferguson well enough, he would definitely be blown up now!

"Come on, I have to tell you some rules." Cristiano looked at him seriously, and Arthur sat opposite him with a serious face.

"Actually, there is only one message. You can send a text message to the boss, but you can't tell him that you want to be the first player. If everyone sends such a text message to the boss, he will be very embarrassed."

Arthur nodded, he understood, but he had doubts—

"But I don't think it's a problem to send a text message like yours, unless the boss tells you that you are not allowed to send it like this." Cristiano added, and Arthur immediately smiled.

Now he has no doubts.

Cristiano is also very satisfied with his "teaching", "Okay, have you solved your problem?"

Arthur thought for a while and said, "Can I really go and have dinner with Frank and the others?"

"Of course." Cristiano nodded, "You are teammates of the national team, of course you can have dinner together, as long as you have leave and you haven't violated the team rules. I remember you have memorized all the team rules?"

Then he saw the little golden retriever and nodded as a matter of course.

"Then of course you can go, the boss is not that stingy. Of course, it would be great if you are sure of winning the game before you agree to the invitation. If you lose the game, the boss will not say anything, but he is definitely not happy. "Cristiano is persuasive.

"But you also have to know one thing." He continued to point out, "Those guys are obviously coveting your craftsmanship. Do you want to invite them back? The kind of banquet you personally? And your national team teammates are distributed in various clubs , as the future captain of the England national team, you have to be fair."

"National team captain?" Arthur looked at him in surprise, not expecting Cristiano to say that.

Cristiano shrugged, "Obviously, the whole world knows that your only competitor is Fatty, and Fatty is obviously not as good as you."

Arthur thought that if Rooney was here, he might have saved the man's life.

But it can also be understood as, the male god praised him?

Cristiano didn't know what Arthur was thinking, and then said to him in the tone of "someone who has experienced it": "It's not easy to be a captain, especially for the national team. You have to shoulder the honor and lead them to victory. You also have to balance Contradictions within the team, so you can't make them feel that you are biased, you have to prepare for this now."

Before Figo withdrew from the national team, he was told this. He estimated that this kid would also take office after 10 years of the World Cup.

He saw Arthur think for a moment, then nodded.

He knew what this attitude, which was no different from usual, meant, and he also knew what Arthur valued.

When he was in the manor, when he took him to visit the family honor room and collection room; when he watched him caress the three lions after toasting the Community Shield;

When he and Kaka watched him wearing the national team jersey and touching the coat of arms on his chest...

"So solve the problem smartly. If you can't think of a good solution, you can ask Ricardo?" In short, that guy must have a solution. Speaking of which, he seems to be the captain of the national team?

Arthur nodded, then smiled at him, "God, good night."

Cristiano turned his neck halfway, then turned back with a swish, stared at Arthur seriously for a long time, but finally did not let him change his words.

Because... my heart is really cool!

Although hearing him yell out is a bit... awkward...

So he said sullenly, "Good night, Arthur."

After the male god left, Arthur thought about it, and poked Kaka, who might be accompanying his wife in video.

: Ricardo (╥╯^╰╥)

"←_← Do you want to ask me for help?"

: Ricardo, you are so smart! (╥╯^╰╥)

"Okay, what do you want to ask me? How to deal with those scumbags?"

: If it is my national team teammate, I can borrow the kitchen at the base during the next training camp.I'm sure they will be happy.But what if he is not a teammate of the national team? (╥╯^╰╥)

"Beat him. He won't be in the mood to treat you to dinner, and you won't have to know how to treat him."

"Honey, it's a joke of course, but it might work :)"

"Go to sleep! Or I'll tell Cris!"

:Okay, I'll try it.Good night, Ricardo =3=

"Good night! =3="

Arthur read the private message between himself and Kaka again, and he felt that Ricardo's proposal was very good.

He also knows how to solve today's #daily#:

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Arthur received two private messages:

"Go to bed!"

"←_← I swear Cris found you up."

He he he...he went to bed!

good night!

The next day, Arthur found it was a miracle that they hadn't come early.

One must know that the old Red Devils like Scholes, Gary, and Beckham basically did not arrive earlier than them. As a result, when they came today, the locker room was already half full.

Arthur looked at his male god with a face of "I understand", looked around the dressing room, and then said to him: "These are all planned to eat in advance, don't worry about it."

He found that the male god was right, because he then discovered that the male god committed public anger.

Arthur didn't need to scrutinize micro-expressions, but he could tell at a glance that everyone's expressions were: We want to kill him with our eyes.

His curly-haired male god looks completely unafraid, if this is a game, and they are not in the same camp, he is really worried about the male god...

However, the male god was lucky enough to walk out of the locker room, and then warmed up with them. When everyone was here, the group match began under the auspices of Redondo and Perrin.

Arthur was very serious today, not just because of the harsh words, it would be embarrassing if he couldn't start.

He wants to start with the male god and Kaka! n(*≧▽≦*)n

If you want to start, of course you have to perform. What is more convincing than the performance in the match?This is what Fernando told him.

Of course he listened to the advice from his teacher and tried his best!

More importantly, in this group match, he and the male god Kaka are divided together!

From van der Sar's point of view, that's not the case at all!Yes, as the main goalkeeper, he is waiting to pick up the ball in the net on the substitute side.

Look at the configuration on the opposite side, except that the four main defenders are in front of him, escorting him, Scholes, Carrick, Kaka, Ronaldo, Benzema, Arthur.

People are 433, their side is 451, that's right, the single arrow is Rooney who is wronged and chirping.

In the end, four were poured!You must know that this training match will last only 60 minutes!

Rooney looked at Cristiano in the wrong eyes!He is not that jealous of Kaka, he is not jealous of Benzema's success yesterday, after all, he and Arthur are close teammates, from the club to the national team!But all these advantages are gone in front of curly hair!

He wanted to hug Arthur's chicken leg, but the problem was that Arthur used Curly as his thigh!

Arthur passed three of the four balls to him, plus a Kaka, it's almost like feeding the curly hair into a fat man!He is envious!He is jealous!He is envious and jealous!

Beckham looked at the fat man leaning against Scholes with an unkind expression and sniggered, then he was torn off from his body by Old Si in disgust, and threw it to Gary casually.

"Do you want more training?" Gary asked.

"Of course, I'm still pointing to continuing to be selected for the national team."

Rooney, who was standing not far from Beckham, gave him a resentful look, and then angrily went to Arthur.

We agreed to go to his house for dinner today, and we are not allowed to accompany that curly hair for extra training!

Although curly hair seems to be on his invitation list.

Of course Cristiano remembered this incident, but he just wanted to tease the fat man, but he didn't expect that the thickness of the fat man's skin had risen to the thickness of a tank just like his nickname!After he came over, he put his arm around his shoulders and said to him "smilingly", "Chris, it's okay, come to my house for dinner today, remember to buy a bouquet of flowers."

Of course it was for his fiancée.

You bastards, don't try to come to the door empty-handed!

Cristiano touched his hair condescendingly, for the sake of his hairline, he planned to cooperate with him, "Okay."

Rooney squinted at him, Curly, don't think I don't know what you're thinking!

Cristiano looked back with the same squint.

Kaka watched enough of the fun, patted Arthur who was also watching the fun, and then dragged away the Portuguese, and then the complacent fat man was strangled by Benzema with his arms, Benzema said affectionately : "I'll bring a bottle of wine, so forgive me Waza?"

Damn it, don't even think about it!

You traitor! ! !

You go to eat a big meal by yourself and want me to forgive you, you are dreaming!

Damn don't strangle me!

i i i...

Beckham glanced sympathetically at Rooney, who was barely struggling, and found a secluded venue to continue training.

At his age, he can only fight for the World Cup in 10 years. How can he be reconciled if he doesn't work hard?

Wayne Rooney: Do not save /(tot)/~~

In the end, Rooney reluctantly forgave Benzema, after all, this guy promised him to fight with him after the holiday.

Rooney comforted himself: Hehe, it’s not easy to win or lose on the football field, but on the boxing ring——

Wait for me to teach you how to be a man!

Although the fat man asked him to bring a bouquet of flowers to his fiancee, Arthur and the others still prepared small gifts.

In fact, Fatty and Colleen got engaged very early, and since Rooney bought a house in Manchester, the two have actually lived together.Later, I tossed about the house again, which was to prepare the wedding room.

However, the house is almost tossed, and the two still have no plans to enter the wedding hall.

Since Fatty was once the top card of the national team, even though Arthur did not pay special attention to Rooney's gossip, he knew very well about the affairs between him and Colleen. Happy family.

As for Benzema?Benzema also brought presents, and... a girlfriend.

Yes!The French deserve to be French!As soon as he came to Manchester, he had a girlfriend!

Finding that the French girlfriend seemed to have become good friends with Colleen immediately, Arthur silently raised the EQ column in the Benzema label by a notch.

After dinner, we waited for the fat man to take photos and post tweets, and everyone went back to their homes.

On the way, Arthur thought—

Will he start?

Is this feeling "expectation"?