Arthur's Football

Because of the nickname from the east, and because of those people who think that now everyone is far away from each other, and the sky is high and the emperor is far away. "All kinds of jokes from his former teammates, Redondo has been very popular in football recently!

If you read those little jokes, you'll know——

Redondo did not hold a grudge: he chose to take revenge on the spot.

Now that he can't take revenge, he chooses to hold his revenge.

Unless you are Maradona, you can make him take the initiative to bow his head when his life is over.

I say this because our Redondo, although he has a big heart, but...sometimes, he doesn't have a big heart.

Heart and mind mean the same thing?No, not here in Redondo.

Say no, no!

When Redondo saw Arthur praising Cristiano, even though he knew that he didn't mean what he thought, he still cared.

Of course he cares!

Manchester United fans must understand this kind of concern this summer——

Our Sir Alex Ferguson has worked so hard to develop skills, looks, and honors, and he is about to reach the top and surpass his predecessor's No. 7. You Real Madrid pick peaches when they say they want to pick peaches?Just buy it if you say you want to buy it?The Mr. Golden Globe we cultivated will receive the award after he goes to your house?

How big is this face?

And focus on our No. 7 to buy, do you think that Manchester United is your satellite club?

We are rich too!

Redondo's sadness is probably the same, so he can empathize with it.

If Arthur had been praising Ferguson, he would have said nothing.In fact, he felt that Arthur was very comfortable playing under Ferguson and was very loved. He could see that Ferguson loved Arthur from the bottom of his heart, and he could tell from his playing time.

And every time I give Arthur trust and let him try a new position, this is very rare. After all, no one in the football industry can see Ferguson's ambitions this season

Although he didn't say anything, everyone knew that this old Scottish man was going to challenge himself this time!

Is it not Ferguson, nor Capello, but Ronaldo?That Portuguese kid?He's not even a coach!

Before, he was very pleased that Arthur was not taken away after moving into the Portuguese home, and then went to Kaka, the son of God who was clean and self-sufficient, but now it seems that Arthur's low EQ has been taken away the trend of!

Ferguson proudly boasted about the disciples he had created to create momentum for the Golden Globe Awards at the end of the year and the World Player of the Year awards.

Kakana is clearly a business bragging, well, maybe there is a sympathy for each other.

Where is Arthur?

Wake up, kid, have you forgotten that you made him drop 300 million followers last time?

Don't mention him if you love him!

Redondo refused to think about the fact that since Ronaldo lost 300 million fans last time, the increase in fans has reached tens of millions.

After he replied to Arthur, he then replied to Ferguson.Despite his impulsiveness, he has not lost his mind.

What he didn't tell Arthur was that although he made Victor take back that stupid [capital bold] idea of ​​[capital bold], he did intend to send Ferguson a cover letter.

Based on what he heard from his colleagues, Ferguson has not given up on finding a satisfactory assistant for himself.

If you didn't take the initiative to attack now, you received an invitation, why didn't you agree?

He didn't really "do" it!

Yes!

He minds the nickname "Zuo Shen" very much!

He edited the text message: "SirAlexFerguson: I am very pleased to receive your invitation..."

Cristiano is actually quite used to his boss complimenting him, of course he deserves it!

He was also very useful to Kaka for blowing him up. You must know that this guy was able to lose weight so quickly, he contributed a lot!It should be!

But Arthur...

Theoretically speaking, Arthur should of course brag about him. After all, the whole world knows that Arthur is his fan, but the problem is, this bragging is a bit wrong, it's way off!

Cristiano and Arthur's "cohabitation" time, rounded up to one month, of course, has thoroughly studied the little golden retriever's football career.He and Kaka must know the little secret that others don't know.

For example, his four first teachers.

Cough, he wasn't cowardly, really not, but he... Alexander... Alexander...

In order not to let the four enlightenment teachers of his young fans burst out one day, and the cowhide of the young fans is blown, he has to work harder to become the best player of this era.

The difficulty is a bit high, based on the fact that his little fan is a "bug" himself.

Well, even if the little fans drew him a wave of hatred, he was not only happy in his heart, but also a little bit happy--

You see, the brat in our family really loves me!

Love me more than Ricardo!

It didn't hurt him in vain!

←_←That's right, Cristiano is just thinking about it, who made Kaka always be suspected of abducting his young fans since he came to his house?That guy obviously has a younger brother. Although he is not very cute, he has a younger brother anyway!Why come to rob him?

I heard that there are photo scams on the Internet, Ricardo is cheating!In fact, it is a big belly black!

Carrick and Hag hugged each other silently, grabbing the warmth from each other harder and harder.

They are obviously not single dogs, but what happened?

They just showed their faces, their mouths were full, and their eyes were almost blind!

Based on their status in the team, they didn't even dare to kick the dog food bowl!Speak out the protest!They can only feel sorry for each other!

Then they heard footsteps, turned around and saw Gary coming out of the locker room.

It has to be said here that they are waiting for them on the bus, after all, everyone is going back to Manchester together.Then they saw their captain and threw them the two lunch boxes in their hands, and then gave the last one to Curly who was watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone intently, "Where did you order it? Next time you come to Liverpool Order this one, the taste is really good.”

Cristiano took it over and said: "The latest business of the Wellesley Group. It is said that Manchester City will cooperate deeply with the club and provide it to the away team in the future. Of course, they can choose not to eat it."

Gary: "..."

Carrick and Hag: "..."

Such a father!Why didn't they! !My heart hurts even more! ! !

Beckham, who got into the car with him, reacted quickly. He frowned and asked, "The base is going to be remodeled? And even the away dressing room is being remodeled?"

The away locker room is better than the home game... Everyone understands that this is all a matter of routine.

Let you play comfortably and take 3 points from our home court by the way?Think beautifully!

But now Manchester United not only did such a "stupid" thing, but also planned to provide the visiting team with a nutritious dinner at the end of the game, and also built a dining room for the visiting team for this purpose, which simply refreshed his three views!

Cristiano, who knows the inside story, seems to be immersed in the post-match press conference again.

Speaking of which, the future president has been acting online——

This is a talented player, and will be praised by future fans as "a man who will not be the president after retiring in the future, and can earn his living by acting."

If he wants to become a drama star, that's no problem!

Gary smiled and said, "I don't know, the whole base is going to be remodeled anyway."

Ferdinand said: "Yes, and the new medical team is good. Ronnie's recovery time is more than two weeks earlier than planned."

Carrick, as the person involved, also followed suit: "I thought I had to take a rest for a month and a half, but I didn't expect to be able to recover next week."

It didn't take long for the car to be full, so everyone praised the little golden retriever's selfless sponsorship, so that they don't have to eat junk food to fill their stomachs after every away game.

Yes, yes, you can cook something to eat on the bus. The problem is that there are no. 30 people, and they are hungry and strong men. And if the chef is a rotten person, how much better is the food than fast food? ?

You know, some of them are not young, and it is very difficult to maintain body fat percentage, okay?They can choose to change their tricks if they have a choice. After all, they have eaten fish and chips and pizza for so many years, and they are already tired of it!

Pei Lan watched his nose and nose, and his nose watched his heart. Well, he originally thought he would be able to take the top position, but now it seems that he is still not capable enough.

As the saying goes, an assistant who doesn't want to be a head coach is not a good assistant. Of course, he also thinks that one day he can reach the pinnacle of his life and take up the coach. Now it seems that he is still too far behind.

While he was sorting out his mood, Ferguson, Kaka, and Arthur came slowly, and they settled the dinner behind the press room at Anfield.

After getting in the car, Ferguson sat in his fixed position first. Kaka glanced and found that there was a position inside Cristiano, but the Brazilian knew that it was not reserved for him, so he walked towards Anderson.

Arthur walked towards his male god as a matter of course, and then got a big smile, and he looked at him a little strangely.

The male god... smoked...?

He has long discovered that Cristiano is actually a very emotional person. Looking at his photos, you can tell that if you cut out his photos and only leave the eyes, you can find out by comparing the eyes. In fact, his emotions are all in the eyes. inside.

Even if Arthur is not proficient in micro-expression science, as long as he is careful and observant, he can deduce his emotions. (This does not prevent him from being a qualified dramatist.)

His male god is super happy now!

Cristiano was reserved and didn't praise the little golden retriever on the spot, but the moment Kaka came up, seeing Kaka's eyes aimed at him, he felt a sense of accomplishment and joy!

It is estimated that if anyone in the car knows what he is thinking, they will complain about him without hesitation——

Do you think that calling you "chicken mama" will really make you a little golden retriever mother, and feel proud because your son loves you more?

But Cristiano is so proud of this, so obvious, because after the little golden retriever sat down, he seemed to be immersed in the claw machine, but he was actually reading the text message sent by his mother, oh, it was actually he who sent the text message to his mother first SMS showing off.

You guys have to understand, he wouldn't do such a hate thing on the bus, and he couldn't share it with any of his teammates, because those guys might talk too much!

But when he saw the text message from his mother, he put away his smile.

"Arthur is really cute! I love him too, and of course I love you more =3=. His birthday is coming up, have you thought about a birthday gift yet? As much as I would love to offer some references, this kid is Vic Duo son, I think you should consult Ricardo. That is also a good boy, God loves him, God loves you, but I think God loves Arthur more, so dear, consider Arthur as your brother , you will reap more happiness."

He knew it was Mom trying to make him feel less stressed, but—

He thought for a long time before replying to his mother:

"Mom, I'm so motivated now, and I think Ricardo is too.

He told me how lucky I am to have that kid become my fan and let him choose football as a career, and he told me how lucky we are to have such an opponent.

From that moment I knew that Ricciardo would be a good friend of mine and he lived up to the nickname given to him by the fans.

Maybe one day, on the day I retire, there will be media emotion, Cristiano.Ronaldo is a good player, but it's a pity that he and Arthur.Wellesley lived in an era.

But I am even more convinced that on the day I retired, my evaluation was: In his era, he was the best player on the planet.

So your son will keep trying.

Of course, I see this kid as a younger brother, I know Hugo is jealous, and if he considers adding a cute little member to our family, I will consider loving him a little more.

And I love you the most, mom (～o￣3￣)～」

Arthur was a little sleepy, but it wasn't time for him to go to bed, so he held on.

He opts to swipe his phone and finish his “public diary” ahead of time, which is usually the last part of his routine, but if it’s game day, he finishes it on the bus so he can fall asleep early.

After turning it on, he found that he had received a lot of text messages, and later he found that most of them were from the same person——

"You said that damn Portuguese is your best teacher? Are you sure?? Now I feel that you not only have a problem with EQ, but also with IQ! It is said that if you are with someone who is too stupid, your IQ will be lowered! You Do you want the team doctor to check if your brain has been eaten by zombies?"

"To be honest, I have always wondered why your aesthetics is like that kid's?"

"Oh, to add, I don't suspect that you have a problem with your sexual orientation! Ps: Carney asked me to post this!!! I still damn want to call and scold you, please turn it on!"

"Hurry up, turn on, turn on, turn on, turn on, turn on!"

"I still don't understand how he is better than me. Even if you like Kaka, I can understand. Although he is a more damn Brazilian, he is good-looking!"

"How did Ferguson resist spitting at you at the press conference? If I were him, I would never be able to bear it! Is he Ferguson? He didn't get swapped? Oh oh oh, I remembered, he also likes that damn curly hair!"

"Hurry up and turn it on!!!!!!"

"Carney asked Fernando to warn me, for the sake of my debt to him—well, also for the sake of not wanting to admit to the whole world that I have such a stupid disciple as you, that's all Alright! Use your brains before you speak next time, if you still have one!!!"

Arthur read all of them, he thought for a while, and gave up replying.

In order not to let everyone in the car find out that he is Diego.Maradona's "Stupid Disciple".

There is no doubt that the sound leakage problem based on the current mobile phone communication has not been eradicated. As long as he makes a call, the Argentine will definitely use the volume that everyone in the car can hear to make everyone know this fact.

"Diego is pissed off, I'll shut him up, he's doing okay today, that brazilian kid's not bad. - Cani."

He thanked Carney, the Argentinian whose character is perfectly compatible with the word integrity.

"I think the focus is on the 'path to becoming a professional player'? But I think my career is quite 'professional'. But I know a kid your age likes an idol, and I have to say our boy's idol It’s all turned into you, I’m quite concerned about that. Yes, I’m a little jealous. ——Love you, Zidan.”

Despite the cryptic words of the Frenchman, he understood, he was sure of it.

He replied: I am honored and sorry, as you think, I did not mean that.I love you too.

Finally, he saw a text message from Redondo——

"As the only student I love dearly, you can of course give my number to anyone you trust. I know it wasn't Victor's recommendation because I got him to dismiss the idea."

"After careful consideration, I will agree to Ferguson's invitation. See you in Carrington."

Arthur: Thoughtful?Less than half an hour of thoughtful thinking?

When the "eight-party melee" happened last time, he asked the doctor and his father, and greeted his teachers one by one, and the Croatian game made everything calm down.

But this time... To use the best description he knows, he is facing the Shura field, and now he needs the help of a PR (public relations).

He silently glanced at the male god beside him happily swiping his phone, and received a text message from Kaka.

"If I were you, I'd text the boss right now, and while he loves Chris, I think he also loves 'you love him'."

Then he got another one.

"As your "papa", I'm very jealous when you praise him."

Arthur was silent for a while, and he took out his method of gaining Victor's favorability, and first sent Ferguson a simple but affectionate text message: "BOSS, love you (づ￣3￣)づ"

Ferguson was happily replying to Redondo's text message, and planned to call the Argentine for a long talk when he got home at night, when he received a "show of love" from his lover.

He immediately thought that the "bastard" who "abetted" the little golden retriever must be Chris!Chris of course!Who else but him!

You once taught this kid to be cute and wink, but now you teach him to flatter?

Well, he did eat it!

but!he!No!meeting!Proceed!recognize!

A note was made on Little Curly, but Ferguson pretended not to see it.He refuses to reply grossly I love you too unless it's Cathy!

At this time, Kaka also received a reply. After seeing it, he expressed surprise: "Riccardo, you praised Chris but not me. I am also jealous."

So, the little chick has learned to fight back?

He smiled back at Arthur, who received a wink*1.

Kaka: "..."

Is he going to tell Chick Cub that although you have tried this trick in front of Chris, it will be less effective in front of me, after all, my magic defense is relatively high...

Then he received another distress text message, the kind beginning with SOS.

"SOS! I said something wrong, and Diego was very upset. He even doubted my sexual orientation. Carney comforted him. Zidan expressed his dissatisfaction cryptically. Fernando agreed to the invitation of BOSS to become our teaching assistant. I I feel that Chris's future will be miserable, and based on my fault, how should I make up for it?"

Kaka: ...

He turned his head again, but this time he didn't look at Arthur, but at the landlord who was still immersed in the Internet and enjoying the envy and hatred of the entire Internet.

He looked at him sympathetically, and then replied to Arthur: "According to the gossip I heard about Fernando in Milanello - you know, he stayed in Milanello for 4 years anyway, of course there are many "legends" about him , not to mention we were teammates. I sincerely advise you: do nothing, I believe Fernando will become an excellent assistant coach.”

Arthur saw the text message and looked at the back of the Brazilian's head, thinking of two possibilities.

Yes, he was hesitating, because he felt that every word of the Brazilian's text message exudes a taste of schadenfreude.

After "living together" and getting closer to each other, he found that the male god is still a male god, usually still 3 years old, and Kaka is slowly changing the label in his heart in his own way.

Arthur said with emotion that distance creates beauty, which is the truth.

Between him and the player he likes, it's best to have a filter. When the filter is removed... Look, these text messages he received.

Since it is difficult to choose, he chooses to listen to Kaka and do nothing, but he can "speak".

He went to Twitter and saw a lot of envious and jealous comments about Ronaldo on his last tweet. He noticed a few cute expressions. According to the doctor's advice, he updated with the times. I opened my own emoticon library and sent a private message to the male god.

——Male God QAQ!

Chris was terrified of him!He turned his head and stared at Arthur, what are you doing, boy?

He found Arthur continuing to poke the screen.

——Male God QAQ!I did something sorry for you.

Chris: ...

sorry for him?Oh, another teammate started like this, he thought his former girlfriend had become his girlfriend, or his current girlfriend.

But if it's a chick, a guy he treats as a younger brother, a kid whose only women in his mouth appear in his daily life are his mother, sister, Mrs. Cavendish and the Queen, what can he expect from him?

"Say." He made a mouth shape.

Arthur did "speak".

——I said at the press conference: Chris is the best teacher on my way to becoming a professional player.Then of my four football teachers, Diego was furious and accused, and Carney reassured him.Zidan was a little jealous, and Fernando said that he would become our new assistant coach.

One minute ago, he was enjoying the envy of Arthur fans all over the world, Chris: wtf!

He... Did he read it right?He once again confirmed that he didn't misread any words, and finally he looked at Arthur, leaned into his ear, gritted his teeth and asked in a very low voice: "Are you sure? That Argentine will really come to Manchester United? Why doesn't he go to Real Madrid? Isn't he on good terms with Bosque?"

Arthur also used the same movement, and the same decibel voice said in his ear: "Maybe you don't know that Fernando has Spanish nationality? His youngest son is now playing in the Real Madrid junior team, but I don't think Fernando has any intention of letting him choose." Spain as its own national team..."

Chris asked with the last hope: "He has bad legs, so he shouldn't be able to kick?"

So there are many people who are popular. Recently, the whole Internet is full of gossip about Lei Dongdo. Of course, he knows that the other party has undergone several operations on his knee.

Arthur was silent for a while, "In a high-level game, it's no problem for him to persist for at least 20 minutes."

Chris was silent, for Arthur's "high level" and "20 minutes".

A striker has thought about a midfielder, and for a striker like him, of course there are countless ways!

But he was also sure that a man named Fernando.Redondo's midfielder also has countless ways to educate him to be a man.

So what's the point of such an explosion?

He is still on active duty!

beg!put!Pass!

The author has something to say: ###The not-so-short theater from the general perspective of the door###

I don't want to call Chris at all these days!not at all!

Ever since Arthur moved into his house, every time I've called this guy, he's always been the subject of conversation.If Arthur was a girl, I'd love to go with both hands and feet, it's perfect, really!Although I think this will make him a public enemy of England, which is more terrifying than the one in 06...

Well, I'll be honest, I don't hate Arthur, in fact can I hate the kid?Especially after dealing with him and finding that he is not as arrogant as his face makes people feel.

But I also confess that I don't want to hear Arthur's series of daily routines, all because I know so much and don't!egg!use!

Is he my client?

No.

Well, it's not that I didn't have Arthur's idea, but when I heard a bunch of his daily words and deeds from my client, I realized that he didn't need me at all, or any agent at all.

Is he short of money?

He is Victor.Son of Wellesley!

Is he short of name?He now has more followers on twitter than Kaka and Chris, especially since his twitter account was changed to his name by Twitter programmers who belatedly sycophants of major shareholders.

Thinking about it makes me want to complain, Arthur's rapid increase in followers may be a good thing for Twitter, but Chris is very unhappy about this incident!For this reason, he complained about those programmers who "do nothing" in front of me for half an hour!

Well, I love Chris, so I'm looking at the contract while listening to him talk nonsense for half an hour and instruct my assistant to carry it in my office, in the car, in the trunk, himself... tube Either way, he'll have to get me a pair of bluetooth headphones for when I need to hear Chris talk nonsense!

King Arthur's ID is indeed quite cute, changing the name to attract more fans, of course, because those fans are too stupid, they can't find the idol with another name. ——Oh, this sentence is not my intention to comfort Chris.

I’m speaking from the bottom of my heart. After all, the ID of the little boss of Twitter was created by Chris. After a few years, this is a meme that represents a deep friendship.

Although I won't hype Arthur, do I need to hype their friendship? I haven't dared to show Chris Tom Ford's contract yet, lest he think that manufacturers all over the world suspect that he has a third leg with his beloved chick!

I didn't even dare to tell him that after he rejected the money subsidy contract, Nike planned to customize a pair of platinum shoes of the same style as Arthur's, but I firmly rejected it!

That Chris guy has a sweet mouth and occasionally says he loves me, and he deserves it!After all, I have saved him so much trouble!And I'm still fucking in love with him!He's my favorite client, my top card, my... I don't want to say cash cow, although he is.

I've always had a strong hunch that Chris will make it for me and I will make it for him, we're the perfect business partner!So he will always be so special to me.

Of course, I'll tell him part of it, it helps keep our relationship together, but not all, that guy is only 3 years old in front of people who love him, I can't let it go any lower!

Especially when he became the landlord of Kaka and Arthur, even the British media who wanted to slander him to death had a hard time finding his black spots, although this deepened his faggotism in the hearts of some black fans Impression, and some passers-by labeled him a gay, but I have to say something fair for my client——

Have you ever seen such an aesthetic gay guy?

Oh, these are the exact words of Tom Ford.

Although I suspect that he dislikes Chris as a "straight man" so much, why does he want Chris to speak for him?_←.

— not finished.to be continued-

Make up the second update of yesterday's update√

I really like Men Zong’s small theater 2333~ Maybe it’s because No.1 said it’s so cool~

Brother Dong and the president are of course 1v1 explosive, anyway breakthrough is a bet on the success rate ←_←.

Also, Arthur’s ability to learn and imitate is very strong, but it doesn’t mean he can understand it, so when he sends QAQ in front of the male god, he still has a paralyzed face_(:з」∠)_

Finished writing at 3 o'clock in the morning, so there is no revision, let me sleep until the end of time, wake up and revise//w