Arthur's Football

虽然亚瑟在15分钟内就完成了帽子戏法，但是英超有史以来最快的带帽记录是罗比．福勒在94年创造的，他以4分33秒的时间3次洞穿了英格兰当时的国门大卫．希曼的十指关。

It took only 8 minutes for Alabangho to perform a hat-trick in the last round.

So Andy who wants to blow Arthur into the sky.Seeing that the game was about to enter garbage time, Gray felt a tangle in his heart!She's going to be slapped in the face in minutes!

This made him angrily look at Arthur who was blatantly paddling while explaining!

Aggressiveness! Even under the age of 18, you don't even have a youthful spirit?Don't want the first big four in life?If you work hard, maybe you can win five yuan alone and let me blow you up to the sky!

Perhaps the Scottish resentment is too deep, and even though Drake Knap can't wait to raise the white flag, Manchester United ushered in another opportunity on the field——

An ordinary corner kick.

This is Manchester United's fourth corner kick in this field, and Lao Si has already taken three corner kicks before.Think about how wronged Arthur was before, and the little guy's paddling skills are really not very good, plus Arthur once took a corner kick in the training game, and his footwork is as accurate as his friend Xiao Bei, so Senior Jiangtou decided to let Arthur take the free throw. If he was lucky enough, he could also get the little golden retriever to collect a wave of statistics.

Not surprisingly, this year's Golden Globe Awards belong to my own little curly hair, but it would be nice to give my little golden hair a golden boy.

As soon as Rooney saw Arthur going to the corner kick, he immediately became excited. What he liked most was Arthur assisting him with a header, especially after he lost his shooting boots this season!Don't pretend that he doesn't know those bastards are secretly complaining about his top-heavyness, it's jealousy of him!Definitely jealous!

He winked at Arthur, for fear that the little golden retriever would forget their friendship at this time.

Arthur blinked too, driven by the frequency of his blinking.And after Scholes gestured to him, he aimed at his camera, accurately capturing every detail and texture of his unique blue-green iris hidden under the golden eyelashes.

The photographer who directly pulled a close-up after a disagreement was regarded as a god by countless fans at this moment, especially when the shot lasted as long as three seconds!

However, the camera "moved" a little bit from the close-up, and it was still aimed at Arthur's face. It was only when Arthur was about to serve that he switched to a wide-angle angle, which also made the fans in front of the TV sigh with regret.

——Damn it!my heart!My heart my heart my heart!

——This photographer is definitely everyone in my generation!I really want to know who he is, I will add chicken legs to him!

— Ask for a GIF!Crazy for GIF, which little angel can share it?

——If there is a replay, I can watch it hundreds of times just for these few seconds!Guiqiu high-definition share QAQ!

After observing, Arthur finally kicked it out. This is an arc familiar to any Manchester United fans in front of the TV, and it also makes them exclaim in admiration at the next moment!

Because the most beautiful arc on the court has now become a throat-sealing blade——

The full moon scimitar seals the throat with one knife!

Everyone can see their current British national goal James looking at the ball in the net, it is so sad and painful.

Campbell patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and comforted him in a low voice: "It's okay, anyway, you are not the only one on the background board." spread.

James followed suit with a sigh.The only thing he is grateful for now is that they will not have to deal with Manchester United for at least a few months after this game is over!If you are lucky, the FA Cup and the League Cup don't collide.

Jesus Christ!Let him change his luck!

Unlike their full of depression, Manchester United, from the bench to Ferguson, celebrated the wonderful arc just now!Everyone knows that their little golden retriever will not take the initiative to celebrate any goal, but it doesn't matter, they just run over!In addition to Van der Sar, even Vidic and Ferdinand rushed over!

Goal from the corner!This is a zero-angle goal from a corner kick!This goal can be blown for a lifetime for any of them!

After celebrating, Perrin carefully avoided his BOSS Ferguson and approached Gary.Neville asked in a low voice, "Gary."

"Ok?"

"Has David ever succeeded?"

Gary thought about his good brother who might be officially announced back in a few days, and suddenly laughed badly, shaking his head vigorously: "No, of course not."

If it weren't for the fact that the captain had to set an example, he would have pulled out his phone and sent a tweet to make fun of someone. Your original version might as well be a remake!

He decided to do it in halftime!

Manchester United celebrated wildly. Arthur's hair was rubbed by almost all the seniors. He could only tidy up his hair helplessly after everyone was satisfied. Rooney continued to make noise beside him: "This foot just now is so fucking handsome. How did you do it!"

"The relationship between their positions, I saw a line, which happened to be the way I scored."

So, what did I hear?Rooney put away his excitement and looked at him suspiciously. Does this kid mean that he didn't get caught?When he understood what Arthur meant, he looked at Arthur in the wrong way!

This is simply a nuclear warhead!Shevchenko's nickname is definitely worthy of your lethality!

At 41 minutes into the first half, Ferguson looked at Perrin and said, "Go and replace that kid."

"what?"

"I said, replace that kid with me, if you don't want him to be unable to play in the next game." Ferguson stared at Perrin.

Unlike other stars, if Cristiano is his mother chicken, then Ferguson is the protector who wants to isolate him from all "poachers". If the old man is given an extra pistol, he will aim at it this time The target is definitely not Wenger or the hot girl, but any guy who dares to covet Arthur!

At the same time, he didn't allow himself to have the slightest lack of protection for Arthur. He didn't want Arthur to stay on the court at all, so that he might be viciously violated by Portsmouth players!

Although Perrin knew that Arthur would be replaced in the second half, the problem is that there are only a few minutes left. Wouldn't it be more appropriate to wait until the second half to replace him?

Although he doesn't understand the psychology of BOSS, he still fulfilled his duties as an assistant coach at the first time, and seeing that Manchester United wanted to replace the golden retriever who played against the sky today, Portsmouth once again After the damn kickoff, the ball was directly destroyed out of the boundary, opening the door of convenience.

Arthur didn't look the same when he was substituted, and the Portsmouth fans didn't boo or applaud the man who single-handedly slaughtered their beloved team Very subtle.

I hate that all five goals in the first half were related to him, but I am also glad that he is British!Why hasn't he entered the damn national team yet!

"Mr. Capello, if you are watching this game, please consider letting Arthur join the national team. The Three Lions need him!" Richard.Coyce once again uttered his voice, as an Englishman.

Ferguson was waiting for Arthur on the sidelines when he left the field. After he consciously came to him, he patted his shoulder affectionately, then hugged him and turned his back to the camera, interrogating Little Golden Retriever: "You played very well today. easy?"

easy?Arthur shook his head: "No, I take the game very seriously."

Who said easy and serious refutation?Ferguson could only patiently explain: "I mean you looked better today than the last time you played against them, and when you played against Newcastle in the last round..."

Ferguson frowned. Although others thought this kid was paddling at every turn, he thought it was his cleverness.He didn't let go of every chance, did he?

"Maybe it's because I'm looking forward to today's game." Arthur smiled at the boss, "Chris said that if I can wear a hat, he will give me a present."

A conservatory!

He is looking forward to it!

Ferguson also showed a smile, because he had never been so relieved, because at this moment Arthur looked the same as the hundreds of children he had taught, no different.

It also made him laugh, saying: "Chris is the most generous, he will definitely send you a cool gift."

Arthur's smile deepened a bit, and the eyes that curved with the smile were half covered by the golden eyelashes.

Although the master-student conversation was not captured by the camera, it was perfectly captured by the reporters on the sidelines. Those few photos and this smile are as frozen in Arthur's diary today as this game.

On August 2008, 8, he scored his first away win.

Of course, Ferguson didn't bring Arthur to the post-match press conference, which made the packed press hall in Portsmouth want to eat him raw!

What about the agreed routine?How can you not follow the unspoken rules of the industry?You scored four goals and assisted one, why didn't you bring him here for us to boast about?

On the return journey, Rooney served as a human pillow for his little golden retriever, but he felt at ease because he didn't forget to post it on Twitter.

[Wayne Rooney: I think my dribbling is sucked away by this kid! [Arthur lying on my shoulder.jpg]]

——[CristianoRonaldo: Don't make such unreliable excuses, I'm still worried that he will be infected by your bad luck! 】

——[Kaka: I have to say that Chris and I have the same opinion, we will pick him up. 】

Rooney gritted his teeth, although it would be better if the core of the future is not to offend, but did the couple forget something!

[Wayne Rooney: @Cristiano[email protected] Gentlemen!Did you forget something!Like we are neighbors!And it's not just me!We can totally bring him back! 】

——Hahaha, I remembered, Brown and the vice team, Carrick and Hager all bought houses in Prestbury!

——I remember that Fatty and Brown were less than 500 yards away from Hager~

——I think my card will definitely be around here when I buy a house in the future. According to the tradition of Manchester United, it is estimated that there will be a lot of construction work, so it is impossible to move in a while!

[CristianoRonaldo: Bring him back well!Don't let him eat too much junk food! 】

Rooney rolled his eyes and said to himself that this kid didn't eat pizza with us after the game, so you're wasting your time!

Arthur slept all the way to Carrington, and then was woken up by Rooney, and then Fatty said he would send him home without hesitation.

Ferdinand and Brown decided to follow the fat man to the Tsundere Curly's house to join in the fun, so they drove behind together, and when they arrived outside Cristiano's house, they saw the reporters guarding outside were pushed away by the bodyguards. Only then can the little golden retriever be sent home smoothly.

Arthur's biological clock is still quite fixed, even if today is the afternoon game, after the game is over, the whole team has washed up, and after the BOSS press conference over there, they all got on the bus without missing a beat, and it was already past seven o'clock.

He was the only one in the locker room who hadn't eaten, and he endured a long drive back to Carrington. He was sleepy and hungry by now, and his face looked a little grim.

Kaka frowned after seeing him. If it wasn't for the running distance after today's game, he would have thought he was exhausted.

Cristiano's face was uglier than him, and he asked Rooney: "What's wrong with him? Motion sickness?"

"No, I fell asleep when I got in the car and didn't wake up until the base. Could it be that I slept too much?" Rooney also found that Arthur's face was a little bit wrong. He was a little embarrassed by his hindsight and scratched his head.

The deputy captain immediately said to them before the fire burned himself: "Okay, the little guy has been brought back for you, and I'm going home to see the child, Rooney, hurry up."

Rooney almost knelt down to thank the deputy team for saving his life, and immediately followed him and Brown to start the car and get out of here.

Cristiano didn't look at them either, and asked Arthur, "Sleepy or hungry?"

Arthur nodded obediently: "I didn't feel hungry at first, but after being woken up at the base, I felt a little uncomfortable."

Kaka led Arthur in, and asked him suspiciously: "Did you eat anything after the game?" After he finished asking, he found that Arthur's expression was a little subtle, so he raised his eyebrows and looked at him without intending to Let him easily fool the past.

But he didn't want to worry Ricardo and Chris, so he could only be honest: "I don't think it's appropriate to eat in the locker room."

He can't be rude, he won't be disheveled when he walks out of the room, he won't enter other people's room without knocking on the door, he won't touch anything other people's things casually, and he won't talk about right and wrong behind his back. This is the result of basic upbringing and years of etiquette. result.

Cristiano gave him a supercilious look, which he thought was because of the smell in the dressing room.

Now here comes the problem. In the future, when this kid plays away games, he has to think about what to eat after the game so that he won't be hungry!

Cristiano asked the chef to reserve meals in advance, and Kaka has already helped to heat them up.

Arthur was obviously very hungry. Even knowing Arthur's appetite, Kaka couldn't help but vomited to his friend when he saw that he could still maintain the dining etiquette: "I really admire his etiquette teacher, really."

Chris agreed: "I remember he mentioned that his etiquette teacher seems to be a duchess, his father's godmother."

Kaka thought for a while and said, "That must be a very elegant lady."

His mother, Simone, is a teacher. Kaka is the eldest son of her and Cesc. Simone, who is a new parent, taught Kaka strictly according to the suggestions in various books. When his younger brother Degan When he was born, he "let go" of Degan a lot.

He could see the figure of the lady from Arthur.She must have been very elegant, as he said, and loved Arthur.

After Arthur finished his meal, he took the initiative to clear the plate, and tomorrow there will be housekeeping to complete the follow-up work.

The good boy was obviously rewarded, he was stuffed with a glass of milk by Kaka, and Kaka held a glass himself.

Every day when Chris saw this scene, he wanted to give Ricardo a supercilious look——

Before Kaka became his tenant, he never thought that his son's friends would give him a glass of milk before going to bed!

Yes, he directly mocked the Brazilian the first time he handed him and Arthur milk, and the result?And the damn Brazilian paid him back—

I thought drinking milk would help our bones get stronger and also help us grow taller, no?

This reminded him of the stalks that ridiculed him on the Internet!When did he care so much about 1.5cm? Is 2.5 a lot!

But he also has to admit that when he sees two people who are 2.5cm and 1.5cm taller than him, holding a glass of milk at the same time, he will occasionally reflect on himself, whether drinking more milk can make him more healthy Higher?

No, it's not his fault, it's Sporting's fault for not providing free milk at night!

But Arthur, who was sipping milk, was really good, and he also rewarded good kids: "You did a good job today, I sent a text message to your housekeeper, Mr. Clarence, and asked him to help you design the botanical garden for your house." division."

The appetite was satisfied, and the warm milk made Arthur's complexion much better. In Kaka's eyes, Arthur looked at Chris like a child who got his favorite gift for Christmas!That sparkling look in his eyes made him have a headache about what gift to give this kid on his birthday.

Yes, Ricardo, who is fluent in interpersonal relationships and super good at being a human being, is already thinking about Arthur's birthday gift in more than a month.

Maybe he could talk it over with Chris?He discovered that the Portuguese had a special talent for gift giving!

Arthur got a morning rest after the game, but he came to the base with Chris and Kaka in the morning. Chris and Kaka will conduct a medical examination in the newly built medical laboratory of the base this morning. For the physical examination, he hoped that he could know the result as soon as possible.

After waiting for about an hour, he got two good news——

Kaka’s operation was two months earlier than Chris, who decided to have the operation after the European Cup. Although the position of the meniscus is more special, it was a very successful operation in the eyes of the medical team. The Brazilian will make his Manchester United debut in September.Although Cristiano's operation was a bit late, according to the judgment of the team doctor, he can also play in mid-September.

The two parties were also very happy. What better news than this?

And this news also made Ferguson greatly relieved. He had to say that this is good news. When they are about to go to Monaco to participate in the UEFA Champions League group stage draw and the European Super Cup, this news can save him from worries.

This means that the two most important players under his command will not miss the first group match of the Champions League after missing the UEFA Super Cup!

In this afternoon, Carrington, who has been closed since Arthur joined Manchester United, finally opened up to the media. Of course, no players will be interviewed.

But this is enough!God knows how many fans were worried about the recovery of Cristiano and Kaka. When they saw that the two were training with the ball, they were all relieved.

That means they could be on the big roster at any moment!It's a pity they failed to catch Ferguson, and the Scot could not respond to the potential for Beckham's tumultuous transfer.

The next day included several sick patients. All Manchester United members flew to Monaco and then checked into a local hotel, where they will prepare for the UEFA Champions League group stage draw on the 28th and the Super Cup on the 29th.

And because Manchester United has 6 players selected as candidates for the best team, these 6 players will also have to participate in the Champions League group stage draw.Cristiano was naturally selected for the best striker lineup, and has a great possibility of becoming the best player in this year's Champions League, so the Portuguese asked Mendes to help him prepare a coquettish outfit early on.

Mendez, with his assistant and a tailor, "delivered to their door" on the day they checked into the hotel, and said hello to Arthur.

Yes, since the mother chicken is here, Gary just stuffed him with his chick, don't worry!

"I hope the Italian tailor you found this time is more interesting than the one on Salvi Street, otherwise I guess I will wear the same clothes as Leo and the others." Chris whispered in Mendes' ear.

When he participated in Zurich as a foil for Kaka last year, he watched the men present because he was bored. He felt that everyone was in the same mold, and there seemed to be no difference.

He doesn't have a clothing endorsement on him now, so of course he won't advertise the brand on this occasion, and customization is the best choice.So he suspects that at least 20% of the 80.00 men selected today have visited Salvi Street.

Mendes just gave him a blank stare in return, not bothering to talk about how hard he had gone to find an Italian tailor he liked.

When the tailor showed the prepared outfit in front of him, Cristiano was indeed quite satisfied.But because his aesthetics has always been the target of complaints from the British tabloids, he thought about it and solemnly called Kaka who lives next door, and asked him and Arthur for their opinions after trying it on.

Although the person shouted, but Cristiano still has a focus on the two suggestions in his heart——

Although his friend Ricardo is the spokesperson of Armani, new products will be automatically filled into his wardrobe every year as soon as they are released. On important occasions, Armani designers not only provide clothing but also design styles for him, so that every time he appears in the The public eye is glamorous, but after becoming his landlord, Chris discovered that the Brazilian was so... slovenly.

That was basically the best adjective he could come up with.

Kaka does not mix and match randomly, but shorts, Polo shirts and slippers are his three-piece home suit after moving into his house. He feels that Kaka will not abandon them before the temperature cools down.

Arthur is different!Although he has also been defeated by the girlish slippers of the little golden retriever, at least those slippers are very cute!

When Kaka came over, he saw Mendes. Mendes greeted him warmly but not too much. This was the first "official" meeting between him and Kaka.

Because Anderson is also a player of Mendes, Kaka has heard a lot of good things about Mendes from Anderson, for example, he thinks that his agent looks at him more than money, for example, his agent helps him Looking for a house, for example, without Mendes, he couldn’t live in Cristiano’s house for half a year, and the Portuguese didn’t let him spend almost a single pound in that half year, and he also acted as his driver every day, helping him correct his grammar...

Well, it sounds more like a compliment to Cristiano.But when Chris answered Mendez's call in front of him and Arthur, he felt that they were not simply a relationship between a broker and a client, and of course they were not a vampire and his cash cow, but friends.

But when he saw Mendes, he just talked a few words, and Kaka sighed in his heart about the eloquent tongue of the agent who has controlled the entire Portuguese national team.

He is so good at using words to bridge the distance between people. He seems to be more enthusiastic than the South American player who was born in Brazil. That intention, overt or covert.

Although Mendes did not transfer Cristiano to Real Madrid this summer, he transferred Deco from Barcelona to Chelsea. In just two rounds, Deco has become the core of Chelsea's midfield.

Cristiano went to change clothes and the tailor assisted, so only Mendes, Arthur and Kaka were left in the living room.In order to avoid giving Kaka the impression that he wanted to poach corners, Mr. Men still chose the little golden retriever as the entry point. After all, he did have plans for Kaka, but it was different for the little golden retriever.

After seeing Arthur last time, Mendes has been paying attention not only to his own performance, but also to all the news related to Arthur. Soon he discovered that even without any agent, the surname Wellesley has Cleared all obstacles for Arthur, he could not have done better.

It was at this time that Mendes gave up the idea of ​​becoming Arthur's agent. He felt that Arthur did not need an agent.

But although he has no ambitions for the little golden retriever, it doesn't mean that he doesn't want to be friends with Arthur. Isn't this a good opportunity?And he just got a little tip from Cristiano—

Although Arthur is not good at dealing with others proactively, he is obviously a gentleman and will not refuse the topics thrown at him by others.With this routine, when Cristiano pushed the door out of the bedroom, he heard the door always exaggerating: "So Cristiano really planted roses? God, I have to watch my mouth , if Mrs. Aveiro gets the news from me, I will be finished!"

He snorted to his agent: "So you better keep your mouth shut!" Then he looked at Arthur and Kaka a little nervously.

Kaka immediately gave him a thumbs up.

Arthur's gaze stayed a few seconds longer than Kaka's, and he also stretched out a thumb in a learned manner.

"Not only are you the best player and the best striker today, but I think the best outfit is definitely yours too!" Kaka praised his friend earnestly.

Arthur nodded, he agreed with Ricardo's evaluation, today's Cristiano must be the best among the stars.

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The author has something to say: ###Victor’s A Diary###

My Arthur will not be curious about everything like other children, and he will be easily coaxed, and he will not lose his temper at will, and will use crying to get everything he wants.He is inherently cautious, he is curious but will not act rashly, he will ask the bottom line, which even makes me regret my contempt for knowledge over the years.

Yes, when I became Arthur's father, I regretted one pile after another, one after another.It doesn't help that I will try to be a better dad.

Dr. Andre told me that when children play games and socialize, they like to imitate adults, such as their parents, brothers and sisters.This is subconscious trust and a subconscious learning process.

But my Arthur is too clever, and imitating this way of learning is too inefficient for him.Imitating humans is no problem for him.Imitating humans is no problem for him.He only needs to observe, record, and analyze.

He has cognitive problems and can hardly reach empathy with other people smoothly.This makes him unable to understand the meaning even if he can imitate the words and deeds of me and Grace verbatim. Perhaps because of this, he is full of interest in other creations of nature.

But my dear baby, even if you envy the photosynthesis of plants, you can't ask Clarence to paint you green to bask in the sun.

Am I going to ask your teacher to explain it to you tomorrow?No, or after Grace and Eve come back from France to see you like this.

Forgive my selfishness, but you who imitate a plant are cuter than you who imitate a fish and learn to swim.

1996. 6, 12

ps: A photo was posted in the back: us and the cute little green man baby, 96/6/17

My child, though unusual, is a treasure bestowed upon me by God.It was my insistence that this soul, which was supposed to play freely in heaven, fell into the complicated world.Some doctors have warned me that such children are prone to go astray, and I hate to hear and believe it, but I don't blame them either.They just didn't know my Arthur and had no luck with him.After all, my Arthur will make way for a group of ants when other children are innocently hurting birds, fish and insects.

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I overslept today, the update is late, sorry.