Arthur's Football

On the first night of Kaka's father and Milan and David.After Jill breathed out, the news that Kaka's transfer to Manchester United had been finalized the next day set off a storm in football.

"Kaka's transfer is a foregone conclusion, where will Milan go this season!" - "Gazzetta dello Sport"

"David Gill: We are already talking to Kaka's agent about the treatment." - "The Times"

"Son of God, the Red Devils continue their relationship, Kaka: I love Milan, but I choose to leave." - "French Football"

"6500 million pounds! The transfer fee of the Son of God will rewrite the football transfer record!" - "Kicker"

"Gary Neville: Of course we welcome Kaka, he is a phenomenal player and I look forward to seeing him in the Red Devils shirt." - "Mirror"

"The Son of God came to the Theater of Dreams, Ronaldo is Ferguson's old love!" - "The Sun"

……

Manchester United fans read the headlines as if they were living a dream.

At the beginning of the summer transfer window, they still had expectations for this summer's transfer.As a result, they spent all their energy on Ronaldo's defense throughout the summer, and none of them bought it.

After finally keeping the top card, Arthur took the initiative to deliver it to the door, without spending a penny!They have been showing off for a week, and they plan to continue showing off this free bargain.

As for the rumor that their beloved Sir Alex wanted to buy Kaka...they didn't believe it at first.

Yes, they don't believe it. Of course they, the Red Devils, know their home team and their coach.

Their midfielder is old and stubborn. After casting a wide net, raising their own, and not letting go of both hands, they still rely on Scholes for so many years.Even Carrick, who performed well and is worth looking forward to in the future, was dug from Tottenham.Anderson, who was bought last year, was hailed as the next Ronaldinho, but after one season, they can't say whether he is the next Ronaldinho, but all the fans know that they can't count on him for the time being.

And Kaka?He is the best midfielder in the world, the winner of the Golden Ball, and the World Footballer of the Year!He is full of honor, but also means that he is expensive.

Ferguson has coached Manchester United for [-] years. Looking at his previous transfer records, when did he buy a sky-high player?

It is too crazy to pay a price for Kaka to refresh the football transfer record, and it is too un-Ferguson!

And even if they are willing to spend money, can Milan sell it?

But when they woke up, the headlines of various newspapers made them feel that the sky had changed.

A cheat like "The Sun" is not worthy of trust, but "The Times" is a rare conscience of the British media!

"French Football" and "Kicker" are even more famous for their rigorous and professional football!

When they found out on the Internet that the fans of Milan had almost flooded half of the city of Milan with tears, they touched their chests, and only after touching their heartbeats did they feel a sense of reality——

Kaka!

They're going to have Kaka soon!

Thank God!Thanks Sir!Thanks Milan!

In this city full of wind and rain, Cristiano, who has been tagged by the "Sun" as Ferguson's old love, released a new post.

[CristianoRonaldo: @KingArthur_9 This kid tried to convince me to play together, I told him righteously, I stopped playing these after I was five years old! [Arthur Plays Clay Sculpture.MP4]]

"I saw a horse!"

"I... I'm also in a daze... How could Arthur be so cute!"

"God, tell me, did you force Arthur to wear his apron? To be honest, I will never take off my fan!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the man did a great job! This kitty apron is so cute~"

"May I ask Mr. Ronaldo, can you make such a beautiful pony when you are five years old?"

"Crazy hand licking! I want to kiss what God has kissed!"

"Then let me kiss my little face! Let me lick off the little mud spots on my cheeks!"

"I'll go, no one will find the key point! The key point! The key point! There are roses in the back, Arthur in the roses is simply a tempting crime!"

"Kaka... Kaka liked it! Fuck Kaka is really going to come to me!"

Did Cristiano see it?

of course!

Although there is no Kaka on his watch list.Yes, Kaka is in his quiet attention.

Why quietly pay attention?

Of course it was because the other party didn't take the initiative to pay attention to him!

Well, Chris thinks that he and Kaka have a good relationship, at least when they met in Zurich last time, they had a good conversation and exchanged phone calls.

But the interaction on social media has never been seen before. Chris looked at the time of his likes and immediately inferred that Kaka also followed him quietly!

This discovery made Chris raise his eyebrows, and then he paid attention to the Brazilian. Anyway, this guy is about to become his teammate.

Then...he...received a...call from Kaka...

Chris stared at the name displayed on the phone with a look of "Damn"!When the little golden retriever, who was concentrating on playing in the mud, came over, he answered the phone.

"Hello Chris."

Listening to the native language of the Brazilian with an obvious smile, Chris rolled his eyes and looked towards the roof. The translucent glass isolated part of the sunlight, preventing him from squinting.

"Hello Ricardo."

When Kaka heard Chris's voice, his smile deepened: "Chris, did I disturb you? You sound a little unhappy."

"What gave you the illusion? Why am I unhappy?" Chris immediately denied, of course he was not unhappy, he was just a little surprised that the Brazilian would take the initiative to call him at this time.

Well, I'm actually a little happy. When they were about to become teammates, this guy took the initiative to hand over an olive branch.

"That's what I heard wrong." Kaka smiled, "I saw the video you posted, and you seem to have chosen a good place to rest."

"This is indeed a good place, if you are interested in playing in the mud, I think the kid will be happy to invite you." Chris said.

He is sure that the little golden retriever will get along with Kaka happily.

The media once said, who can refuse Kaka?nobody.

In the eyes of Chris, the Brazilian can be regarded as an alternative heartthrob. Not everyone may like his face and his skills, but no one will reject his smile and friendship.Coupled with the fact that the little golden retriever hardly rejects anyone, it's only damn good that these two don't get along well.

Kaka was amused by his distasteful tone, "Really? I will look forward to it."

Hearing that Kaka had acquiesced in the transfer, Chris was silent for a second and asked him, "So you will come to Manchester United?"

The Brazilian replied quite straightforwardly, "Yes, I will come to Manchester United, and we will become teammates."

"I should say welcome to Manchester United now, but that's the captain's job, so is there anything I can do to help?"

"Of course! In fact, I do need your help..."

It was already 10 minutes after Cristiano hung up the phone.

Arthur has finished the last piece of work. He packed up his tools and prepared to clean them. When he saw the male god walking over, he asked curiously, "Is it Kaka?"

Chris looked at the mud spots on his face for him to wash off, "Yes, it's Kaka. You're going to have more company, but it's not a good sign that both roommates are injured."

Football is actually quite a superstitious place, and basically every player has his own little hobbies.

For example, he has to jump a few times before playing every time, and he was complained by the media as a frog jump.Some players touch the turf first, others pray, and still others pay special attention to which foot hits the turf first.

Arthur took a while to understand what he meant, and looked at him puzzled: "Is Kaka going to stay at your house temporarily?"

"Yes, he became a father not long ago, but he was worried that the child would not adapt to the climate in the UK. His wife and child returned to Brazil first, and we will wait until the child is older."

Chris fully agrees with Kaka's decision. If there is anything he hates about England, the weather even surpasses those damn tabloids and tops the list!

"Besides, he is also a sick patient now, so he doesn't have so much energy and time to look at the house." He looked at the little golden retriever, "I think you will like him, in fact, I haven't heard of anyone who can't get along with him. "

Arthur thought of asking Kaka for his autograph in his "previous life", and the Brazilian not only kindly signed for him, but also gave him a hug.He showed a more enthusiastic smile than the standard smile: "I like Kaka, he must be easy to get along with, and we will become friends."

How to be friends with the person you like?Arthur thought of the social rules his father and doctors had written for him before he went to Manchester United for a trial.

Or social routines?

As a result, before he tried any of them, Chris took the initiative to take him home.

Then he didn't do anything, and was told by Chris that he was integrated into the team.

He searched through the hundred and immediately saw what he could do, but he wasn't sure.

But he has a way to deal with it——

"Blink your eyes when you smile." The doctor said, "When you have doubts, but you can't decide whether you should ask directly or whether you can ask directly, just look at the other person like this. Smile, and then blink your eyes."

"Fine, that's it. I know you've studied microexpressions, and we can put that to good use."

"If you want to be warm and show your kindness. Make your smile wider. A smile that is brighter than the standard etiquette smile will perfectly show your kindness."

"Yes, you did a great job, we can practice more."

"If you want to refuse, but you don't know whether it will be rude to speak directly, don't smile. Don't blink. Watch the other party quietly. The other party will definitely retreat."

Arthur maintained such a smile: "When he recovers from illness, I can help if he wants to buy a house."

"My family is the largest real estate developer in the UK."

Faced with his smile, his mother chicken behaved quite ruthlessly, which at least made Arthur wonder if he was "smiling wrongly".

Because Chris not only did not affirm his suggestion, but also diverted his attention: "I will tell him. Well, go and pack your pair of things, and don't forget to wash your face."

After easily diverting the little golden retriever's attention, Chris thought for a while and sent a text message to the cute and cute Brazilian.

"Can I regret the offer to invite you to my house?"

--Can't.Chris, you're a grown man and you mean what you say.And what made you change your mind?

"After my stupid fan said he liked you in front of me and wanted to help you find a house!"

— Arthur?I suddenly feel extremely honored, after all the whole world knows how much he likes you.

"I thought it would be a good idea to ask him to help you find an apartment!"

- I will need his help, but not now :)

- Chris, for the sake of being your most sincere fan, you can't blame me and try to shut me out for rounding up your Arthur without doing anything.

"The house is mine, I can do anything!"

"Why didn't I know you became my fan! I really want to tell the world about your true colors!"

— Watch Twitter.

Chris: "..."

He had a bit of a bad feeling, but he fired up Twitter anyway.

【Kaka: My friend @CristianoRonaldog told me @KingArthur_9 likes me!I feel very honored!We have a common idol, and we were taken in by the idol together, I think we will get along very well. 】

Chris: "..."

He mustered up his courage and read the hot reviews.

"Is that why you left Milan?"

"So Ronaldo is why you joined Manchester United?"

"No... I don't know why! My card actually likes Ronaldo?"

"Is this... a new style of business bragging?"

"I just YY Cather, they are going to live together? Mom, I have never seen such an official who can't wait to send out sugar!"

"A male god can never be wrong! So I used to think that Ronaldo's face is not handsome enough, his neck is too thick, and he is shorter than a male god, all of which are my aesthetic problems!!!"

"Upstairs Dirt! My Luo is also very good! But I have to admit that my appearance has dropped from the first place in my devil to the third! But think about it, it is hopeful that my devil will catch up with Milan and become the new male model team!"

"I just slept for a while, and the rapid development of the plot made me feel like I missed a season! Does this make me stand in KC or KA!"

"So male god, when did you become friends with Ronaldo?"

"The Sheka party burst into tears, Sheva is going back to Milan, but you are going to the Premier League to live with other men!"

Chris turned off Twitter directly, and only responded to Kaka's text message with an emoji [middle finger.jpg].

Sure enough, all the midfielders are black-bellied!

Ricardo is a big one!belly!black!

The author has something to say: ###Little Theater###

Why didn't Chris blacken Kakara?

a) Start with beauty: As we all know, Chris is a beauty controler.

b) Stuck in talent: I identify with the strong, the last time the two faced each other head-on, Chris lost.

c) Loyalty to character: No one can refuse Kaka, theoretically including Chris.

d) All of the above.

I don't know if Kaka's design is broken or not, but this is the best and my favorite look of him that I can think of during this period.