Arthur's Football

The bitter fat man aggressively took his wife to the former curly mansion the next day. He decided last night that he would eat Arthur's today!Drink Arthur's!He still wants to eat and take!

It's a good idea, but the reality is cruel.

Because he didn't tell his fiancée about his great plans in advance, and his fiancée obviously has his very different plans——

For lunch, she makes it.

For dinner, she will come.

Supper is not for him, it's all for Arthur.

Not only that, but the fat man has to work in the fields!

You read that right, it is to work in the fields!

Fatty felt that he should meet Ma Pengpeng, and everyone complained about a certain "mother and son" together.

Here we have to interject Ma Pengpeng——

One acre is approximately equal to 6 mu in our country.

In a greenhouse of a few acres, a certain curly hair was left to his own brother to take care of it, and he felt complacently that it was all due to him.

Ma Pengpeng felt that there was no place to vomit, so he couldn't hold back and posted his experience on Twitter after returning home, and also @一点加里．Neville.

Ma Pengpeng was overwhelmed by this eloquent and super-talkative British man. This kind of spirit of being the captain and fighting on the front line of breaking the news is definitely worth learning from him, and he should be a warning——

If he is as aggressive as Gary, it is estimated that Real Madrid will have to send him away in the winter window without waiting until next season.

Of course, Ma Pengpeng is not so low in EQ. He directly complained about the thighs that invited him to dinner. He just shared his "knowledge", suppressed his desire to complain, and asked Gary curiously, do you know that our thighs turn? After the meeting, who will take care of the vegetable field in his backyard?

The fat man saw this gossip last night, but he didn't care about Curly's vegetable field, so after thinking about it, Arthur and Kaka should sort it out together.

But the fat man didn't have much confidence. After all, Arthur looked like a super boy.

The priest looked horizontally and vertically, and he was a South American sloth through and through.

Is it okay to take care of these two?

The fat man didn't expect that Arthur not only enjoyed it himself, but also dragged him into the water as a coolie.

Arthur said -

"This one from Ricardo, well planted, right? Actually, Ricardo planted it crookedly at first, Chris laughed at it, and he spent half the holiday planting it again. I think it's wise , because the first lettuce he planted didn't sprout."

"That's the carrot Chris planted. I always thought that Chris planted so many carrots on purpose. Ricardo hates carrots the most. Of course it's wrong to be picky eaters."

"After we finish weeding, I can take you to make clay sculptures. I will teach you how to make one for Colleen. I am very grateful to her for preparing lunch for us..."

Fatty's heart was originally reluctant, but in Arthur's eloquent narration without even a change of tone, and in Eve's piano music, it all turned into soft fingers.

He was doing his job honestly, and heard Arthur say, "Karim also likes to come here after walking recently, but he prefers roses. He is such a romantic Frenchman."

Fatty, almost exploded!

Karim.Benzema! ! !

In vain I regard you as a brother!It's fine if you come to eat, but you still secretly work for Arthur, hugging my thigh behind my back?

All friends!

All friends! ! !

But as soon as he looked up, he saw Arthur's crooked eyes, which made the fat man's heart, which was already twisted and tender, seem to be soaked in lemon juice.

It occurred to him that Arthur could have gone home today.

Go back to the bigger manor.

There was his family there, his housekeeper, and even Cyril was there these days, and that was where he grew up.

He has a lot of greenhouses there, and he doesn't have to take care of them at all, but now he uses this day off to weed silently by himself.

Fatty thought that when the season first started, none of them dared to mention their curly hair, as if they were afraid of being stepped on by thunder.

They were also worried that he was lonely at that time, but as time went by, they all threw their worries into the sky. They seemed to think that Arthur would be like other players, and he would get used to being apart...

Fatty's heart suddenly became more sour.

Fatty works super hard!

It was rare for Arthur to show a =mouth= expression, because he didn't expect the fat man to be a fat man who loves planting, so he decided to invite him to his house more often in the future.

The fat man didn't know that the heavy labor was about to fall from the sky. After pouring the water, the fat man happily showed off the fruits of his labor, and @马潘彭.

Do you know who takes care of Arthur's greenhouse?

it's me!

It's me! It's me!

Let's skip over Ma Pengpeng first and see how we feel about the fat man we "show off" when we see that we haven't dealt with them before. We must first admit that Colleen's dishes are not very delicious, but we must thank you for your heart, Arthur As a good kid who is not picky eater, I ate it very, very hard.

Colleen looked at Arthur, full of regret——

It's a pity that he is neither his boyfriend nor his brother.

After lunch, Colleen sat on the sofa, seemingly watching TV, but actually listening to her fiancé chatting with Arthur.

The initiator of the topic was her fiancé, and the core of the topic revolved around Owen's violent criticism of opening a casino and betting on horses, and then turned to investment.

Colleen, who was only responsible for spending money and not making money, lost interest in an instant. She changed the channel and found that Rooney answered the phone not long after watching it. She listened attentively and found that Rooney was as expected. selected for the national team.

Then Arthur got the same call.

But her fiancé began erratically on the phone, vaguely to Scholes, asking if he had joined the national team.

Then he made a childish gesture of waving his arms. If it was on the court, she would not doubt whether he would come to a sliding knee ←_←.

Arthur happily took the phone and congratulated Scholes, saying, "I'm very happy, Paul, you made the right decision."

Although his tone was the same as usual, Colleen looked at the happy Rooney, and she thought, this seems really something to celebrate, let's prepare a big meal tonight!

The Three Lions team stationed in Manchester United has successfully changed from a five-member team to... still a five-member team, Leo.Ferdinand is still suffering from injuries. He will miss this warm-up match and qualifiers.

Without Ferdinand, the deputy captain of the Three Lions, everyone went to Arsenal's Kearney training base together.

But the fat man discovered from the very beginning that Arthur didn't get bored with his peers today, but stuck to Scholes' side all the time.

Is Chick Cub still worried about "infighting"?

But looking at Lao Si's exaggerated smile all the way today, the fat man didn't bother to worry about it.

Scholes was taken away by the assistant coach after he arrived as a "newcomer". Capello obviously hoped to have a face-to-face talk with him first.

Before Lao Si left, he suddenly turned back, handed the luggage in his hand to Beckham and said, "Put my luggage with Arthur's."

Old Bei: "..."

I was the one who shared the room with Arthur!

Scholes raised an eyebrow.

Just as Lao Bei was about to say something, Carrick's arms appeared on his shoulders.

Old Bei reluctantly nodded, and took the bag from Jiangtou.

As soon as Scholes left, Old Bei said frantically, "Who am I for! I'm not for his good?"

Everyone just pretended not to hear.

Whoever Lao Si wants to deal with, he will deal with him.

Who told him to kick the ball to Arthur?deserve it!

There are many young players in the Kearney training base. Usually when the Three Lions are on loan, the best-performing group of children among them will have the opportunity to be caddies and have a close encounter with their male god. distance contact.

Most of these children have British household registration, which also makes it more difficult for them to hold on to themselves after seeing their idols. They have never stopped taking pictures and signing autographs along the way.

Gerrard, who came earlier, noticed from a distance that Beckham looked very funny today——

Carrying a bag on his back and carrying two bags in his hands, he had to hide one of his arms behind his back every time he met a caddy asking for a group photo, which made Gerald happy to take a video , posted on Twitter.

He also asked everyone to guess, who is missing, and whose luggage is on someone's body?

As soon as his tweet was posted, Terry retweeted the tweet: "Obviously, it's Gingerhead, not because he's missing, of course, but because I know the duffel bag."

Ferdinand, who could only watch the game at home, gave his old rival a thumbs up.

Soon, the media with good things turned up photos from many years ago, proving how low Manchester United paid Scholes. Look at this bag that has been used for almost 10 years!

Umbro, which has been acquired by Nike, also retweeted on the official Twitter, saying that this bag was produced and designed by them 13 years ago, and the quality is so good!

Before Lao Si's long-term love was praised, someone silently sent a puzzle——

On the left is Victor who is not yet married, and on the right is Arthur today.

After such a comparison, everyone immediately found that Arthur's cowhide backpack is definitely "ancestral".

Everyone is very impressed with this bag, because its appearance rate remains high.Some of Arthur's friends even concluded that Arthur usually takes the lion bag for short trips, and every time he goes to the national team, Arthur carries this bag on his back to fight with the three cats.

Before everyone finished discussing, someone rhythmically turned the topic to the direction most concerned by the media: Scholes, where are you?

Now that we have arrived at the Kearney training base, what about others?

For Capello's re-calling Scholes into the national team this time, the media have no opinion. Although Scholes is old, as the core of last season's seven-time champion, there is no media for him to be selected for the national team Dare to question.

But not questioning Scholes' ability doesn't mean they don't question Capello's tactics——

The tactics of the England national team have always been the ancestral 442 parallel position. It's not that they haven't changed other lineups.

As for the stance, in order to solve the double virtue problem, it is not that the diamond stance has not been tried, but in the end it still did not solve the problem.

The biggest problem after Capello took over the England national team is the double virtue, and the solution he gave is.

He used Barry to bridge the double-dude, and judging by his record of winning England since he took over, he has succeeded, but judging from the performance of the double-dude in the national team and club, critics don't think it's the best solution method.

Now that Scholes has returned to the national team, does it mean that Capello directly gave up the double virtue and decided to switch to Manchester United?

As the most unpopular club in the UK, the anti-Manchester United media camp has always been huge, and the controversy had already arisen before Scholes stepped into the Conil training camp.

Now when the media deliberately directs the attention that was originally attracted by Arthur's "ancestral bag" to Scholes, the England national team actually held a temporary press conference.

This press conference was not so much for the warm-up match against Slovenia as it was for Scholes.

As the focus of controversy, Ginger Head also attended the press conference.But compared to him as a player, Capello is of course the one who bears the brunt.

After all, the media is more concerned about whether Capello wants to build a "Ferguson system" in the national team.

The last time Capello faced such a bombardment was when he first took over the England national team.

Although the "tyrant" admitted that Beckham is a professional player and an excellent player, he still abandoned Beckham after taking over the England national team.

Not only did he take away his captain's armband, but he also said that the United States is too far away for them to observe Beckham's performance. Beckham lost the national team twice.

As a result, Beckham moved to Manchester United, returned to the top flight, and returned to Capello's attention.But Beckham's position in the national team is still a substitute.

Now that Scholes is back, Carrick and his partner for many years are obviously impossible to be in the air again. Does Lampard still have a place?

"Why was Paul recruited?" Capello looked around the reporters and said, "If you have the impression, this is not the first time I hope to invite Paul to return to the national team. England is an important player, his form makes it impossible for me not to call him into the national team, and I am also very happy that Paul has made the decision to return."

"Whether Shuangde will start is determined by their state. I will only put the best performing players in the starting lineup."

"Arthur going to the midfield? Of course it is possible. Wasn't he in the midfield in the last warm-up match against Spain? He is a creative player, and he can fit in multiple positions on the field." Capello said here Looking at Scholes, "Paul, what about the follow-up to the tennis ball? Can he be a goalkeeper?"

Under the attention of the reporters, Jiangtou twitched his lips, "Fabio, I don't think you would want to know."

Capello froze for a moment, then laughed, "That's right, I don't want to experience it."

If Arthur is really going to play a cameo, doesn't this mean that something will happen to their main goalkeeper and substitute goalkeeper in England!

Journalists don't think so!

People who eat melons don't think so either!

Although the British media is the most powerful media in the world, they always brag vigorously in every competition. In fact, a large part of the reason is that the cards of San Miao's family are really not bad.

The Italians who dare to shoot their chests are more stable than Sanmiao's defense. Even if they are compared with Yida's defense, Sanmiao is not without a contender.

The midfielder Li Shuangde and Beckham are both in the top three of the Golden Globe Award and the World Player of the Year. Scholes quit the national team at the age of 29 because he has been playing unsatisfactory in the explosive midfielder.

On the front line, there used to be Alan.Shearer, followed by Irving, and then Xiaopang, and they are still in the same position!

But as soon as the Three Lions came to the competition, they immediately turned into cats!

In 08, I even failed to participate in the European Cup!

This has made the fans of the Three Lions have had enough, and have long been tired of the double virtue issue, but if they directly win Lampard...they are really guilty!

Capello didn't bother to continue explaining to the media, he himself is a character who is not afraid of controversy.

But about Lampard, he did talk to him.

Really abandoning Lampard is tantamount to reckless, he just wants to try a possibility.

Arthur has been paying close attention to his teammates in the national team since he came to the Cornier training base this time, and he is still a little worried about problems in the locker room.

He wanted to know how Capello would solve the problem, but he soon realized that he seemed to be thinking too much, because Capello's solution was simple and rude: intra-team competition.

Arthur was placed in the main team and played as a lone striker, that is, the legendary kite that was let fly——

Stay alone in the opponent's half, wait for the ball to pass from the backcourt, and the only thing the teammates have to do after receiving the ball is to see how he sends the ball into the goal.

In Owen's golden age, when he had not suffered so many injuries and was still the omnipotent Owen, England's tactic was that Beckham made a cross, the ball reached Owen's feet, and the ball scored.

The rest of the teammates?Of course it is responsible for happy celebration.

Before the game started, Old Bei whispered into Arthur's ear and said, "I'll pass you a steady stream. If you score more, they won't have the power to fight back, and the opponent won't be able to fight back." what."

Capello's grouping is still fairly fair, the main defense line is all on the opposite side, plus Shuangde and Fatty.

But obviously for Arthur, when he wants to score goals, it is difficult for these familiar teammates on the opposite side to stop him from scoring goals.

It is a routine operation for Arthur to score a goal. Everyone in the three midfielders of Manchester United can send the ball to the forward point with tacit cooperation. In addition, the little tiger Walcott who concentrates on supporting the male god, even if it is the opposite team Fatty can see how easy it is to kick the other side!

The fat man is in Cao Ying and his heart is in Han. Although he kicks hard, he is beautiful in his heart~

As soon as the game was over, the fat man ran to Arthur's side to have some fun, while his teammate just now, Terry, the captain of the England national team, walked to the sidelines silently.

Terry is 29 years old this year, and he will be 30 next year. The World Cup in South Africa not only carries Beckham's dream, it is also his dream.

He and Ferdinand were selected to the best team of the Champions League for three consecutive years, he won the best defender for 2 years, and Ferdinand won 1 time.

Ashley.Cole is the same age as him, and he is the world's number one left back in many people's hearts.

But they never brought any honor to their country, any.

Lampard walked up to him and handed him a bottle of water. The moment their eyes met, Lampard smiled first, and he said to Terry: "Say, can we play 451?"

In that way, he can honestly play support behind, and of course there will be no so-called dual virtues that cannot coexist.

Anyway, there is Arthur in front of him. Is it difficult for him to send forward after stealing the ball?

Terry, who was struggling with his brother just now, immediately said with bright eyes: "My good brother, let's talk to Capello."

As a 1:0 advocate, he doesn't have this idea if he doesn't believe in Capello!

"Pfft!" Lampard couldn't help laughing, he patted Terry on the shoulder, "Don't play 442? Do you think it's possible?"

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At least they didn't exist until they retired.