Arthur's Football

What kind of sport is football?

Maybe everyone's opinion is different.

But football is definitely a face-slapping sport——

Because Rooney he, he barb!

And it's a ground-breaking perfect hook!

Whether it's the distance, or the angle, or the stretch of the body, or the high dead angle...

This is absolutely impeccable and full of football aesthetics!

Ferguson still hated Rooney in his heart just now.

Look at Karim Benzema, this season is coming to an end, he has made significant progress, look at you, this season is still one and a half months away, you have already tossed two scoring droughts.

But Rooney's hook is really unreasonable...

Ferguson remained stunned after his goal and forgot to hand in his chewing gum.

Immediately he was a little dumbfounded.

He was still optimistic about Rooney's future, but it was beyond his expectation that this kid would "remind" him in such a way.

What is more complicated than his mood at the moment is Porto's substitute goalkeeper. He was originally a substitute, but he was scored by Rooney as soon as he came up. Arthur finally went down, and I was almost at the end. Anyway, I was eliminated. To the last background board...

He is more than sad?He almost wanted to find a place to reason!

The total score is 8:0 and continue to sprinkle salt on the wound?

It is simply devoid of humanity!

No sympathy!

Why didn't Manchester United replace him!

QAQ!

What about Rooney?

His mood is not complicated at all, because his mood is very pure, so pure that he is almost crazy with joy.

You can tell how happy he is by looking at what he does——

Based on the fact that the "papa" who passed the ball to him was a certain Portuguese curly hair, he ran towards Cristiano with his hands open, and before Cristiano could dodge, this guy smacked his mouth.

Before Cristiano could react, the fat man held his face and pecked him reverently.

After all, how could one bite release his emotions!Two bites are almost the same!

Arthur's eyes widened when he saw it. Some, some of him didn't know what expression to use at this time.

Should he applaud, or should he rush off the bench like Gary?

However, he glanced at the excited roar around him and still did not forget to applaud Gary.Neville.

his captain.

A picture of Gary hugging Scholes and kissing affectionately popped up in Arthur's mind.

Manchester United tradition?

This made him straighten his expression immediately, smile and applaud.

Cristiano pushed Fatty away immediately after Fatty finished his big act for the second time!

But the problem is that the fat man didn't see his disgust at all, and was still chirping excitedly. What can he say?Could he say to the fat man——

Don't touch me, I only accept one man?

And this fat guy is Rooney, a guy who is a bit straight, a bit bitter lately, but occasionally cute.

He patted the fat man on the shoulder, covered his mouth to hide the gritted teeth expression, and asked him, "Did you prepare for it?"

It is true that he passed the ball, but no matter how you look at it, the cross he gave was to fulfill his "request" and let him serve with a header. Who told him to use his feet!

You thought you were Arthur!

He could almost imagine how Fatty's twitter, and the posts that appeared on some websites now mocked him, the Arthur male god with the barb "0" record.

Ha ha!

It's all jealousy, jealousy, jealousy!

Cristiano's expression made the fat man chuckle.

But the fat man is still cowardly.

In fact, he wasn't so cowardly at first, really, but who made the curly hair in front of him so shameless?He could make Arthur set him free...

With Papa's assists, he still has 2 goal shortages, if without Papa...

Boss will sell him once this season is over!Will!

Fatty didn't dare to admit it, he was looking for someone to cover up, when he suddenly found that there wasn't even a Manchester United player within three meters of him.

What, what's going on?

He looked at the disgusted eyes of his teammates, and suddenly thought of what he had done...

No, no!

His expression immediately formed a triple chain: I am not!I don't!Really not!

Don't get me wrong!

I really have nothing to do with this guy next to me!

"What did the two of you say just now, Fatty suddenly changed into this expression~"

"There is a basic love in the world! Who said that our double Rs were dismantled! Look at the foundation of this relationship is still there 233~"

"I think Arthur's expression on the replay of the camera just now is interesting~ The little angel was stunned at first. I never thought that the little angel could have such a rich expression except for the one time when he made a funny face. Started to smile and applaud with a reserved face... So, why are you looking at Gary?"

"Wait for my se GIF to come out!"

"Daying's former Emperor Star, who once stood shoulder to shoulder with Mr. Double Material

One of the twin stars who ran in the theater of dreams in the past, the favorite spokesperson for hair transplant advertisements!

King Arthur's chicken leg pendant, Manchester United's fifth scorer!

The culprit who lowered the average appearance of Gemini!

Wayne.Daily goal shortage.Always into the fairy ball.Rooney

The hysterical Andy who just shouted.Gray was recovering and commented: "This is an incredible goal. Although there have been a lot of incredible goals recently, I still have to say that this goal is amazing! I think the MVP of this game is gone. Suspense, but whether the best goal in the Champions League this season belongs to Cristiano or Arthur or Benzema's barb, can only be carefully studied by UEFA technical observers."

Coach Ferreira looked at Rooney blankly after Rooney scored the goal.

This guy is indeed very active today, but of course it can be seen from his eyesight that this guy is actually out of the midfield system. At least when other people cooperate to make a flower, Rooney is still playing with the full-backs more. Play hand-to-hand with the central defender.

But now?

This goal made him even more depressed than scoring 9 shots in both home and away games.

After all, compared to last season when Manchester United scored a 7-1 Roma in a single game, it doesn't seem so unacceptable that they only scored 9 home and away games, but this goal...

With the passage of time, apart from Porto fans and perhaps even Manchester United fans will forget this game, but this goal changed everything.

As long as Rooney doesn't kick a better goal than this, no, even if it is as good as it, this goal will be mentioned repeatedly throughout his career and even after retirement.

The referee obviously took good care of the home team. He only added 1 minute in stoppage time, but before 1 minute was up, he stopped the game.

Manchester United has no intention of playing again, and Porto is the same. What's the point of continuing such a game?

After the game, Ferguson thought about it and chose to bring Fatty to the post-match press conference, while Gary returned to the court to thank the fans after everyone took a shower.

This surprised Arthur a bit, because they had completed a curtain call after the game.

Gary explained to him emphatically, "The local police are afraid of accidents, so our fans are the last to leave."

Because Porto only allocated the minimum number of tickets for Manchester United fans within the UEFA regulations, but these tickets were still snapped up by the fans who came with the team in the first place.

I can't thank you enough for the fans who spent money, time, and even more energy cheering for them.

They then rushed to the airport and flew back to Manchester that night.

Undoubtedly, Arthur fell asleep again.

Based on the height of this little chick 187, there are only a handful of people who can lift him from the plane to the bus with a bamboo pole. The defense did not dare to offend Van der Sar too much. Finally, the Dutch took it triumphantly. This "responsibility".

Ferguson whispered to them: "One day off, remember, whoever dares to fool around will be directly thrown into the reserve team, and the Champions League and the FA Cup will not be played!"

The ruthless words of delegating the reserve team were all released by Sir Alex, who was really worried that these bastards who seldom made him worry would go clubbing together or do some celebrations that would excite the tabloid reporters——

After all, each of them has an extra league title!

What level of honor is this?

Haven't you seen Valencia who has won the championship just two and a half months after joining the team, and the smile on the corner of his mouth has been blooming for hours?

This guy is crazy happy!

As Manchester United's only signing during the winter break, he should indeed be excited.

Van der Sar, nicknamed Papa Fan, once got off the bus with a chick cub in the Club World Cup, once again grabbed the headlines from Rooney. He got off the plane with Arthur in his arms, got on the bus, got off the bus , and finally reluctantly returned Arthur's ownership to Cristiano, who was holding a lion bag for Arthur with a dark face.

The Dutch goalkeeper thought, in fact, I can also take that bag, hiding the little guy's face like the Club World Cup.

Although I'm pretty sure my pecs and arms are blocking his face!

Where is the place where Van der Sar handed over the ownership of Arthur?

Kaka's home.

Who asked them to play away games, and their little green leaves should be kept at Kaka's house and be taken care of by Mrs. Miranda?

The moment Mrs. Miranda opened the door for them, she showed a smile of "as expected".

This surprised Cristiano and Kaka, and the lady whispered: "I saw it on TV."

Kaka smiled and said, "I saw it, there was a plane following the bus."

The Brazilian touched Arthur's hair lightly as he spoke, and helped the Portuguese send him to Arthur's guest room before going to the children's room to visit his son and Cyril.

Cyril will be an older brother in late July.

He became a brother-in-law ahead of time, and he aspired to be a good brother.

His heart is commendable, and what makes Kaka feel perfect is that Cyril put all his brotherly love on his baby Luka.

When staying at his home, he even abandoned Arthur and insisted on sleeping in Luca's children's room with a small pillow.

This is really great, Kaka has been worried that his Luka is too clingy.

Boys like to play with older children, but they don't like the little tail on the back of their buttocks.How nice to avoid this now!

And it allows him to pretend to be...

Pretending that Cyril belonged to him.

Think about not breaking the law!

The children's room had been turned on with a dim night light, and the Brazilian tiptoed to the added crib.

The moment he saw Cyril's sleeping posture, his caramel-colored eyes were filled with the sweetness that represented his mood at the moment.

So cute!

Arthur's sleeping posture is always well-behaved, although the fact that he tends to sleep deeply is enough to make up for the regret of being "too well-behaved".

Ke Xilier's sleeping position...

It was difficult for Kaka to restrain his hands. After all, he is an Internet addicted child, and after all, he can show off Cyril far less often than that curly-haired one every week.

So you have to be considerate of him, right?

After all, he doesn't do it all the time.

He thought that Cyril would not blame him for sending such photos to share, because everyone would think he was cute.

He changed several angles and took several photos before he was satisfied.

He finally kissed Cyril's forehead lightly.

Good night, my little green leaf.

Now it's Luca's turn.

Because of scientific feeding, he will not be fed at night, so the little guy has adapted to this rule and will not make noise at night, which is why he can safely let Cyril sleep in the children's room.

The Brazilian looked at the rising and falling belly of his sleeping son, and his smile became more gentle.

He also took a few photos of his son, and he must thank Arthur for sending him this engineering prototype, otherwise he might have to change the camera in such light.

After taking pictures of his son, he kissed his son's little mouth and said good night to him. As soon as he turned around, he saw a certain curly hair standing in front of the door frame.

Kaka: ...

Does this guy know how scary it is at night?

Cristiano ignored him. He could clearly see the Brazilian taking pictures of his son, but he didn't have anything to complain about him. After all, he might as well give way. He took pictures of Arthur upstairs. Photo.

He looked at little Luka for a while, and he had to admit that this little guy is much cuter than his papa!

After staring at the other's son for a while, and under the dissatisfied eyes of the other's father, he walked to Cyril's bedside again.

The Portuguese admitted that he really looked at Cyril no differently than he looked at his son.

Although he is far from old enough to be his father, what does it matter?

Who can get along with such a child day and night, and can control his emotions?

Such a person must be a cold-blooded creature!

His dark brown eyes looked at him longingly before he kissed the little one goodnight.

Kaka waited for him to go out, then gently closed the door, and said to Cristiano: "Madame Mirada should be asleep, shall we sit on the terrace?"

Cristiano nodded.

Kaka went to heat up two cups of milk, and then gave the Portuguese a cup.

Cristiano looked a little disgusted when he saw this thing, but he was used to it, after all, he didn't expect this guy to give him a glass of wine——

If offered, he would refuse.

The night sky in Manchester is not beautiful, but talking with friends after the family is asleep...

Cristiano loved it.

They didn't talk about football, their lives were so full of football that they wanted to talk about something else.

Kaka asked Curly about tomorrow's arrangements.

"I heard Arthur say that he wants to go back to the manor tomorrow, but he still has to pick up Cyril. Mrs. Cavendish should miss them very much," Cristiano said.

He could understand Arthur.

He lost his father, and he will take care of his mother as his own responsibility.

Mrs. Cavendish loved Arthur and Cyril deeply, which may be a kind of consolation for her later life.

"I'll go tomorrow too." Kaka said with difficulty, "I won't go to university tomorrow."

When making an application for college, he thought carefully.

But after making this decision, the Brazilian admitted that he regretted it QAQ!

Especially when you have a teacher who is too serious and full of doubts about you, and has warned you several times that he will never let you down.

His hard look obviously amused Cristiano, and the Portuguese laughed hahaha.

This made Kaka believe that if it wasn't for worrying about waking Mrs. Miranda and the children on the first floor, the curly hair could laugh even more wildly!

"Practice what you have learned, do you understand? I am always worried that Cyril will ask me a certain question in the future, or that Luka will not be able to answer when I ask me to hand in my homework in the future." Kaka's face is "worried".

Especially before joining Milan, he chose the latter between studies and football.

The Portuguese didn't care about this, he snorted: "They can ask Arthur, I don't believe any question can stump him."

Kaka: →_→

He wanted to say, will you live with Arthur forever?

But he didn't say that.

This is his thoughtfulness——

For the sake of it he'll miss the curl.

They chatted about something else, but it didn't last long because the biological clock was protesting against them.

They went back to their rooms respectively, and when Cristiano passed by Arthur's room, he slowed down slightly.

He walked very slowly.

Arthur was woken up by Luka the next day, which surprised him, but the little guy had already stuck his little face to his face, and washed his face with his wet mouth. Called him "Al".

It's such a sweet burden.

Arthur "plucked" the fat boy off his chest, and propped him up with both hands.

Little Luka thought he was going to play high with him, so he screamed excitedly, but then a pair of big hands took him over.

Luka turned his head and saw his father pursed his mouth in displeasure. He wanted Al, Al!

His Al had just exchanged a good morning kiss with Cyril.

Kaka smiled and hugged his struggling fat son and said to him: "Get up quickly, we are going to have breakfast."

Arthur nodded immediately.

Luka was so aggrieved that he was holding his mouth shut and was about to howl a few times when his Sissy stretched out his hand to him.

Kaka shook his head and refused, he warned his son: "Be good, Al wants to take a shower, Papa will take you to have breakfast, okay? Otherwise, I won't let you deliver Sisi!"

In his spare time recently, he is also reading books on how to educate children.

After all, his Luca is neither a genius like Arthur nor an elf like Cyril.

It seems that it takes some effort to teach him well——

Especially when a bunch of people around him just want to spoil him!

Luca was wronged, he stared at Arthur, but Arthur just got up from the bed, stroked his soft fur, and walked to the bathroom without hesitation.

Luca: ...

The only reason why he didn't cry was that Kaka immediately changed his gaze to a different direction, allowing him to see Cyril's face.

He held his mouth shut and whimpered, but Cyril just comforted him softly, and didn't intend to hug him.

Although the little guy was wronged, he could only curl up in Papa's arms and was carried downstairs.

Mrs. Miranda prepared breakfast for them, because Kaka was in charge of taking care of the children today. At this time, the lady had already changed her clothes and waved to them lovingly, "My dear babies, let's say goodbye for a day, meet tomorrow."

Her two big babies, the one whose curly hair had already been sprayed with a layer of hairspray enough to act as a protective layer, had a sweet mouth, "I think Colum must be fascinated by you, ma'am, see you tomorrow."

"Miranda, don't worry, I will take good care of them." Kaka also waved to her.

Luka waved along with his father's rhythm, while Cyril stepped forward and kissed his wife on the cheek before saying goodbye to her.

When Mrs. Miranda left, Cyril lowered his head after the sound of the car also disappeared.

Cristiano knelt down and looked at him, "What's the matter? Our little gentleman."

This is a more preferred title for Cyril than "boy" or "cutie".

"Coren likes children too, I know." Cyril whispered.

The lady had been his nanny, and although Arthur had been by his side, it was clear that the lady and Clarence the butler were the ones who were really in charge of his life.

"It's their choice and their love. There are many kinds of love," Cristiano said.

Koren also works for Victor, a middle manager who travels a lot.

Cristiano did not agree with the marriage between him and Miranda at first, and found it puzzling.

Why didn't this couple form a normal family despite their love for each other?They are like a couple of migratory birds, but also like a couple in a long-distance relationship.

Kaka saw him, the former gossip little prince, the single dog who took the headlines in the Manchester tabloids, and talked about "love" with Cyril. He felt that this material was worth sharing with Andrew.

Yes, the war five slag Andrew has become his friend.

Although Kaka is not interested in the daily "abuse of vegetables", who made this his friend?

Cristiano and Cyril had just finished discussing the subject of love when Arthur came downstairs.

They ate breakfast together before coming to Carrington's academy for the holidays.

Because it is the weekend, today Cyril's training only has 2 class hours.

So before lunch, they came to the manor.

Mrs Cavendish was surprised to see them.

After lunch, Cyril almost couldn't wait to see his horse. If he hadn't just eaten lunch and was not suitable for horse riding, Cristiano swore that this kid would definitely be eager to ride the horse for a few laps.

Turning around, he saw Arthur's eyes sparkle as well.

Cristiano had to get close to Kaka, "If that kid wants to ride a horse, shall we stop him?"

"Anyway, I won't." Kaka said decisively, and the next moment he called out, "Luka! Don't move around."

His son saw "Sa Huan"'s little brother and couldn't wait to get into the fence to find him.

Cyril ran back immediately when he heard the sound, and said to Kaka, "My little pony is very good, can Luka touch them?"

How can Kaka refuse such a request?

When he saw his magnificent green eyes, he could only raise his hands in surrender.

Arthur laughed. "They're tame. I had the jockeys keep them separate."

Kaka has no reason to refuse.

They had a happy day, and at night Kaka coaxed Luka to sleep, and told her vividly in video how much fun Luka had today.

Whether it's a ball, or Carrington's little brothers, or the shortest and most docile pony, he also shared photos.

Caroline didn't interject a few times, and eventually she shut up because she couldn't take her eyes off Luca's smile in those pictures.

In the end, she showed a smile and didn't tell Kaka that he wasted too much time for her to draw the design drawings.

After the two said goodbye and said good night, she continued her homework, and when she was almost finished, she posted these photos to her social account.

She looked at a photo of Kaka and Luca, the two most important men in her life, but were they too far apart?

She thought of the "fifth shooter" theory that has been raging recently.

Rooney's fifth is pathetic, but Kaka...

She's really not used to him being in third place.

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