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It is impossible to break up, and it is impossible to break up in this life.

I finally took off the order. The boyfriend is handsome and considerate, and he delivered it to the door by himself. If you miss this village, you won’t have this shop.

But this doesn't mean that Shen Huaichuan has to sit and wait for kidney deficiency!

So the next morning, when Zhao Ye got up, he found that his arms were empty.

At first Zhao Ye thought it was because he got up late, but he took out his phone and saw that it was only six o'clock!

One must know that at this time, Shen Huaichuan is still sleeping soundly in his arms!

It was at this time that Zhao Ye discovered the message Shen Huaichuan sent him at five o'clock.

"It suddenly occurred to me that I have to go on a business trip to the capital today. It will take about a week, so I won't be with you. If you have something to do, go back first."

Zhao Ye only thought that something was wrong with Shen Huaichuan, and immediately replied: "It's nothing, did you forget, didn't I give you half a magic weapon the day before yesterday?"

"If you're not busy at night, you can sneak back."

On the other side, after receiving the message, Shen Huaichuan, who was running in the gym and was already exhausted: "..."

His eyes widened suddenly, and even the exhaustion in his body was swept away.

Are you a livestock?

But fortunately, he left in such a hurry that he forgot about it.

So Shen Huaichuan immediately replied happily: "I put that thing in the bedside table and forgot to bring it."

Then he put down his phone, gritted his teeth, and continued running again.

If he didn't strengthen his training, sooner or later, he would be swallowed up by that animal.

Zhao Ye was immediately disappointed when he received this news.

Then he couldn't help but reflect on himself, and it turned out that his ability to work was too poor.

Otherwise, how could Shen Huaichuan forget such important things at home!

It seems that I have to strengthen my training when I go back! !

Coincidentally, he will be able to break through the golden elixir soon, and when the time comes to replace the Yunling Formation in the temple with a higher-level Spirit Gathering Formation, the speed of cultivation should be increased by another five or six times.

perfect!

It was mid-morning when Zhao Ye returned to Qingchuan Temple, and then he happened to encounter the crowd of pilgrims in the temple.

He was slightly taken aback.

The last time I saw such a grand occasion was when I erected a golden body for the patriarch.

Seeing Zhao Ye coming back, all the pilgrims greeted him one after another: "Master Zhao."

"Daozhang Zhao, you're back."

Then he saw Taoist Lingzhen with a red face squeezed out from the crowd.

You don't need to think about what Master Lingzhen is going to say.

Qingchuan is watching the fire!

But this time it is no longer a small fight in the country, but directly went abroad.

The matter started a month ago. At first, it was because a fan of Qin Zimo posted a comment under the advertisement Weibo.

"You may not believe it, but after my husband ate my handmade soap, his bad breath was cured?!"

This comment was unusually conspicuous among a group of comments accusing Qingchuanguan of handmade soap production being so low that it was balding, so this comment was upvoted within a short while.

"Then the question is, why did your handmade soap get into your husband's mouth?"

"Curiosity +1"

"Curiosity +2"

……

"Could it be... [-] words are omitted here..."

"Hey, why did I automatically turn yellow!"

"I suspect that you are engaging in pornography, and I have proof."

Layer leader: "Hey, what about your integrity, can you think about it?"

"Well, I actually wanted to wash my feet with handmade soap that night, but I forgot because I was too busy. It happened that my stupid guy was hungry in the middle of the night, so he got up to find something to eat, and then he took me apart and put me on the table. The handmade soap is eaten as instant sesame paste."

"...Well, handmade soap is indeed similar to sesame paste."

"But what you said is a bit exaggerated!"

"That's right, I've never heard that medicine for beriberi can also cure bad breath."

"Could it be that you made a mistake?"

The floor master immediately replied: "I'm sure I didn't make a mistake..."

But not many people believe it.

Until three days later, there was such a comment below this comment.

"I didn't believe it at first, until I tricked my daughter into drinking half a cup of handmade soap, and then I remembered...my daughter doesn't seem to have bad breath..."

"Here, is the daughter your own?"

"Is your daughter okay? Although the materials of this handmade soap are only incense ash and well water, what if the bacteria in it exceed the standard?"

The man replied: "Yes, I did something wrong. I should reflect on it. But the point I want to say is not this. You may not believe it. In the past three days, my daughter has lost weight all of a sudden. Lost six catties. Note: My daughter is 13 years old and weighs 130 catties. The reason why she is obese is because of excessive secretion of hormones in her body, which is the saying that drinking water makes her fat."

Even if someone questioned: "Three days lost six pounds, could it be that your daughter has lost weight these days, or is sick, it's not me cursing your daughter, really, some diseases such as cancer or AIDS Yes, when the onset of the disease is a sudden weight loss."

"What you said above is correct. My uncle just got stomach cancer, and he became skinny in half a month."

The man then replied: "I was also worried about whether she was sick at first, and then I took her to the hospital, and the doctor said my daughter was in good health."

"...It's an exaggeration."

Then more and more similar comments appeared.

Tester No. 1 said: "After reading the comments above, I decisively took half of the handmade soap from my wife's feet, steamed it on high heat for half an hour (sterilized), ate it, and three days later...I found that I was fat Lost two catties?? You wait upstairs, you will be struck by lightning!!!”

Passer-by: "I'll go, I'm really being fooled!"

Experimenter No. 2: "Wait, I tried it too. I went to weigh myself just now, and I lost two catties."

Subject No. 1: "..."

Subject No. 2: "..."

Passerby: "..."

Subject No. 1: "My man."

Subject No. 2: "My daughter."

Subject No. 1: "Is this handmade soap serious? It's even sexist!"

Passerby: "Are you talking about cross talk?"

Subject No. 3: "I tried it too, and I did lose four catties."

Subject No. 4: "I'm not thin."

Subject No. 5: "I'm not thin either."

……

All of a sudden, there was a lot of talk.

Until two days later, experimenter No. 1 made a statistic.

"I privately messaged 28 experimenters, among whom eight people including my daughter successfully lost more than three catties, and seven of them were women, all of whom were obese due to endocrine disorders. Most of them were pregnant women. One is a male, and the reason for his obesity is the hormones contained in the medicines he took, and the other 21 subjects who failed to lose weight, they may just be... simply fat, um."

"...It was quite serious at first, but when I saw the last sentence, I laughed out of nowhere."

"Please allow me to feel sorry for those who failed the experiment for three seconds."

"That is to say, handmade soap can also lose weight?"

"No, not only to lose weight, but also to cure bad breath."

"Shocked!"

"I suspect you are joking, and I have proof."

"Seeing this, I suddenly remembered something. By the way, do you think that the bath water sold by Qingchuan Temple is a bit like handmade soap?"

"What is bath water? Qingchuan Temple still sells this?"

"Sell it, it says it's bath water, but it's actually used to cure body odor, but there's not much publicity about it."

"After seeing the comments upstairs, I went to Moments and checked Aunt Liu's Moments, and I found the ad for that bath water, and...emmm, isn't this a diluted version of handmade soap?"

"Then I might as well make a bold guess, did the priests of Qingchuan Temple already know that this handmade soap can cure all diseases?"

"@精真道长@刘家大姐, come out quickly, why didn't you tell me about the effect of this medicine?"

"@君真道长@刘家大姐."

……

It's just that it was already late at night, and Daoist Lingzhen and the others were all asleep.

Found @不出青川观人, these fans are not disappointed, but have a strong research interest in handmade soap.

"I'm curious, how many diseases can handmade soap cure?"

"Curiosity +1"

……

So everyone took action.

"Isn't cat poop particularly smelly, and then I fed some to my master last night, but this morning when I was shoveling shit, I went to smell it... well, it still stinks."

"...It smells like that!"

"I have freckles on my face, and I have been applying handmade soap for the past few days. I saw it this morning, and it seems a little light. I hope it's not an illusion... Ahhh, please, don't be an illusion!!"

"I'm a bit bald. I've been using handmade soap for the past few days. When I woke up this morning, I saw a little bit of fluffy hair growing on my head. Ahhh, I'm crazy about calling Qingchuanguan handmade soap!"

……

"I suspect that you are spying on my life, and then posting premeditated comments, because my father is bald, my mother has freckles, my sister has body odor, and I have bad breath... Let alone, I am going to grab handmade soap gone."

"Mom, this is too miserable—wait a minute, what are you talking about?"

"Let's not talk about it, I'm going to grab handmade soap too."

"Wocao, you are too excited to join in the fun. How can you forget such an important thing? The output of handmade soap is already low. If those bald, freckled, and bad breath people know that Qingchuanguan handmade soap is so amazing, then everyone If you come here to buy medicine, can we still get handmade soap in the future?"

"...Ahhh, can't you let me eat melons? Why do you remind me of this?"

"Wow, I was hoping to quickly buy handmade soap to cure our family's athlete's foot, but I haven't been able to get in the queue. Now if this news gets out, will I still be able to buy handmade soap in my life?"

"No, I don't care. I'm going to spread rumors, slander Qingchuanguan handmade soap, and persuade those who want to buy it."

"Add me."

……

"Speaking of which, I remembered one thing. We chatted so happily, why don't people who oppose Qingchuan come out to find fault?"

"That's right, aren't they usually the happiest when they argue?"

"Can I say I've been waiting to see their faces get swollen?"

……

Anti-Qingchuan viewers: "..."

foul language.jpg!

Then someone said: "You don't know yet? Qingchuanguan handmade soap seems to be popular in country M, because a blogger on Youtube posted a video accusing Qingchuanguan of bath water."

"what?"

So everyone moved their positions one after another.

Yes, in country M, it's not the handmade soap that caught fire, but the bath water that cures body odor.

Although there are many people in country M who have athlete's foot, the disease of athlete's foot can be cured by other medicines, and once you wear shoes, as long as you cover them tightly, no one will know that you have athlete's foot, unless you can't stand the itching and go out in public Take off your shoes and pick your feet.

But body odor is different.

Body odor is bromhidrosis, a type of body odor, which means that the secreted sweat has a special odor or the sweat is decomposed to produce an odor.

There are many treatment methods for body odor. For example, Botox injection can reduce sweat secretion and improve body odor in a short period of time. However, Botox will be metabolized, and the effect will disappear in about 3 to 6 months.

Another is to remove the apocrine sweat glands that cause body odor through surgery, but because the human body has self-healing ability, the sweat glands will regenerate after a short period of time.

That is to say, so far, humans have not been able to cure body odor.

But we all know that, except for East Asians, Westerners generally have body odor, and the prevalence rate in some places is even as high as [-]%.

There is even a joke circulating in the market, saying that during the YN war, the 'Communist Party of Y' could smell the body odor of the people of country M in the jungle, and then launched an attack on the people of country M.

Therefore, Westerners generally use body deodorants and perfumes (cologne, etc.) to cover up body odor,

And this is probably the reason why the Western perfume manufacturing industry is particularly developed!

But in any case, surgical treatment is better than spraying perfume, so why don't Westerners use it?

That's because you don't know how expensive medical expenses are in the West, especially in country M!

There was a joke like this circulating on the Internet before. A man from M country suddenly collapsed on the street because of hypoglycemia. The last sentence he passed out was don’t call an ambulance, because it costs 40 M yuan to call an ambulance, and [-]% People in country M cannot afford the unexpected expenses of [-] M yuan, that is to say, if they are sick, they cannot even afford to call an ambulance.

Country M's per capita medical expenditure is the highest in the world.

Because they look down on doctors, 25% of people in country M choose to give up treatment and live on their own.

More than 60% of people in country M went bankrupt because they could not repay their medical loans.

There are also people from country M flying to China for a business trip. Appendicitis developed on the way, and they gritted their teeth and refused to let them return. They endured it for eight hours, and the operation was performed only after they arrived in China.

Maybe these jokes are not necessarily true, but since they can spread, there must be a reason for their existence.

Not many people like their own body odor, and Westerners are no exception. Otherwise, why would they spray perfume on themselves?

Under such a general environment, it seems not surprising that the bath water of Qingchuan Temple became popular in country M without any publicity.

However, Master Lingzhen only gave Robert a share of [-] bottles of bath water every month!

And this YouTube blogger is here to complain about this.

In fact, this video has been posted for several days, but there has been no splash before, until a Huaguo netizen stumbled across this video by accident and forwarded it.

Soon, this video became popular among Chinese netizens, and more and more foreign netizens saw this video.

"Which company developed this?"

"Cure body odor, what kind of international joke is this?"

"Are you sure it's not a hype?"

"If Huaguo can develop such a miraculous medicine, I will bathe with canned herring."

"I went over the wall to find information about this so-called bath water that can cure body odor, and found that it was not developed by a regular pharmaceutical company at all, but was produced by a Taoist temple without any qualifications (equivalent to our church. ), and they don’t even have body odor treatment printed on the packaging.”

"Because only in this way can we avoid the supervision of M country's Food and Drug Administration and customs, and enter M country smoothly, and even if we buy it and find that it can't cure body odor at all, we can't hold them accountable, because they didn't advertise it at all. Can cure body odor."

"Hua Guogou's IQ is really low, and he thinks he can fool us with this method."

"Huaguo dog get out of the tubing!"

……

Just when the domestic netizens who heard the news were filled with righteous indignation and asked them to roll up their sleeves and use the national curse to teach these foreign trolls a lesson, a well-known blogger named James with 500 million followers on Youtube reposted This Weibo.

Then another person replied: "Even if you don't like Huaguo people, please don't underestimate them, otherwise it is an insult to your own IQ. How could Huaguo people not know that such a disguise can't deceive us at all, but they just do it like this Now, doesn't that explain the problem?"

"In fact, this bath water is indeed very effective. I have personally verified it, although I don't know what its principle is?"

……

It would be fine if the people who said this were ordinary people, but the certifications of these people are all professors of pharmacology from well-known universities.

All of a sudden, everyone lost their voices.

In fact, these are arranged by Robert.

He spent 100 dollars asking the blogger James to repost this video, then went to his alma mater in person, and made a bet with several professors of pharmacy at his alma mater. The bet was [-] million M gold, and the bet was Does this bath water really cure body odor?

If not, then the 100 million M gold will belong to these professors. If yes, then these professors will help him advertise once. Of course, Robert will pay them a considerable amount of advertising fees afterwards.

Those professors of pharmacology, like these netizens, did not believe that this bath water could cure body odor, so they readily agreed to the bet.

Anyway, they will definitely not lose money.

The result can be imagined.

It has to be said that Robert is simply a born businessman.

Then the direction of comments under that video changed instantly.

"Maybe I should try, in case it's true."

"I also……"

"...Just a few minutes, what did you do, Robert said, the appointment has been scheduled for next year."

"I just found out that the damn Hua people only give us a share of one hundred bottles every month."

"A hundred bottles? Don't they want to make money?"

"It's me, I came back over the wall again, in fact, this drug is indeed very popular in China, and their production is very low, so even in China, the appointment has already been scheduled for three months. "

"By the way, Robert still has a lot of handmade soap in his hand, which is said to be used to treat athlete's foot, but Huaguo netizens have just researched and found that the handmade soap and bath water are actually the same thing. Not only that, it is said that this medicine can also treat athlete's foot. Bad breath, freckles and baldness...yes, you read that right, I'm not kidding..."

"..."

So soon, the advance receipt of the handmade soap in Robert's hand was also scheduled for a year later.

The domestic netizens who were about to attack those foreign trolls, but found that their opponents suddenly surrendered en masse: "..."

The plot was going too fast, and they didn't understand it.

Then someone explained: "This is normal. I looked at the prices of handmade soap and bath water in foreign countries. Handmade soap is 450 yuan, and the courier fee is at your own expense. Bath water is 2000 yuan. The courier fee is at your own expense. An operation to remove sweat glands costs at least tens of thousands of M yuan, and it cannot be cured, but if you buy a bottle of bath water, you will spend at most [-] M yuan, so you know how to choose after thinking about it.”

Netizens: "..."

It turns out that not only China has human reality, but M also has it.

Someone also keenly discovered the crux of the problem: "Wait, the price of handmade soap abroad is 450 yuan?"

Other netizens reacted one after another: "...I originally wanted to say that there is not enough domestic sales, why should I sell to foreigners, but now I find that the prices in foreign countries are actually more expensive than domestic ones, and they even have to bear the express fee by themselves. Now Not only do I not feel resentment in my heart, but instead I have a strange sense of satisfaction, what is it?"

"...+1"

"I originally wanted to slander Qingchuanguan handmade soap and persuade those who wanted to buy it. Now that the handmade soap is sold abroad, if I continue to scold, it will be taken by those with evil intentions. What about the tools that come to attack Qingchuan Temple? Think about it and forget it."

"Now I know why those anti-Qingchuan viewers didn't come out to speak out today!"

"But isn't the problem now that foreigners are also robbing handmade soaps, making it even more difficult for us to buy handmade soaps?"

"Didn't it mean that Qingchuanguan sold very little to foreign countries? It shouldn't matter much!"

……

For the residents of Qingchuan Town and its surrounding areas, Qingchuanguan's handmade soap is not only popular in China, but now it has even attracted the attention of foreigners.

As for the issue of low production——

What are the raw materials of Qingchuanguan handmade soap?

Incense ash! !

That's not easy!

So they flocked to Qingchuan Temple one after another, and came to offer a few sticks of incense when they were free, and this is how the crowded scene is now.