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Chapter 22
Zhao Ye directly pressed the button for the lottery draw.
Two primary lottery draws, one 3000-year-old flat peach tree and one primary Lingbao mushroom pot were drawn respectively.
"3000-year flat peaches?" Zhao Ye frowned: "The kind that the Queen Mother planted in the legend?"
It is said that the queen mother has 3000 flat peach trees, which ripen once in 6000 years. If you eat them, you will become immortals. If you eat them in 9000 years, you will ascend to heaven after eating them. Longevity, the same age as the sun and the moon.
The system said in a tone that you are thinking about farting: "You also know that it is a legend."
"So this is actually an ordinary peach tree?"
Zhao Ye questioned: "You are selling dog meat on a trick to deceive consumers' feelings."
The system corrected: "It's a 3000-year-old peach tree, which was struck by lightning. Every branch and leaf are high-quality materials for warding off evil spirits. I found this specially for you. Don't be ignorant of good people!"
"Okay!" Zhao Ye shrugged, then asked, "What is the elementary spirit treasure mushroom pot?"
System: "As the name suggests, it is a pot that randomly grows a top-quality mushroom every day."
Zhao Ye: "..."
He really shouldn't have any hope for the system's prize pool.
The system continued: "Now release the fourth task, get 400 million incense money within a month, and complete the task to reward a junior lucky draw."
Zhao Ye: "Understood."
So that night, Zhao Ye drank bamboo fungus stewed old hen soup.
Hearing the sound of the system swallowing desperately, Zhao Ye suddenly didn't dislike it so much.
Just as the system said, the mushrooms grown in the mushroom pot are of top quality, and paired with the old hen raised by Taoist Lingzhen for three years, the taste is delicious.
Of course, the skill of Taoist Lingzhen is also very important.
After finishing two bowls of soup in one go, Zhao Ye let out a long breath: "With Taoist Master's skills, it is absolutely no problem to go out and open a restaurant."
Daoist Lingzhen was circling the mushroom pot the size of a bathtub with a look of surprise on his face.
There is such a rare thing in this world, and I don't know where the patriarch uncle got it from?
But since Master Patriarch didn't say anything, he wisely didn't ask any more questions.
Hearing Zhao Ye's words, Daoist Lingzhen was a little proud: "Of course, my master liked to eat the dishes I cooked, so he surpassed my senior brother with outstanding qualifications and passed on the position of viewer to me! "
system:"……"
Zhao Ye: "..."
The system couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's no wonder that Qingchuan Temple will decline, such a big event as passing on the throne is such a joke."
Daoist Master Lingzhen realized what he said, as if he had thought of something, a trace of loneliness flashed in his eyes, and then changed the subject: "By the way, Master Patriarch, the Mo Yuzhu tree in the backyard has sprouted shoots. More than 20."
Probably because he noticed the strangeness of Taoist Master Lingzhen, Zhao Ye followed his words and said, "Okay, when these bamboo shoots grow, we will have a bamboo forest."
"By the way," Zhao Ye continued as if he had thought of something, "Tomorrow a flat peach tree will be delivered, and then you remember to go to the town to find some people to come and help transplant it."
In the words of the system, Qingchuan Temple has people coming and going during the day, and it is not appropriate to have an extra peach tree out of thin air, so it specially arranged a source for the flat peach tree.
It can be said to be very considerate.
"Okay." Daoist Lingzhen nodded in response.
At this time, the Liu family aunt came to the door, she was out of breath: "It's not good, Daoist Zhao, Daoist Lingzhen, something happened!"
The matter still has to start with the Xia Yao incident, thanks to her, because of that neat kick, Zhao Ye became very angry.
Just a few days ago, Zhao Ye's information was finally picked up by netizens.
"I was there when the incident happened. My little brother is a Taoist priest in Qingchuan Temple in our town. The real person is definitely a hundred times better than the photos."
"Oh my God, this is actually an abstinence system?!"
"Wait, Qingchuanguan? Is it the Qingchuanguan of Qingchuanguan handmade soap?"
"That's the one."
"Ahhh, blow up Qingchuan Temple's handmade soap. The beriberi of our family of five was cured with Qingchuan Temple's handmade soap."
"Me, me, me too. I have had athlete's foot for more than ten years. Picking jio once became a compulsory course after washing my feet. I also infected my fingers several times and swelled for several days. At that time, I used all kinds of medicine. , What Lkdbop, Suk... I have used various beriberi creams and sprays at home and abroad, but they have no effect. Later, my classmate recommended me to buy Qingchuanguan's handmade soap. I didn't expect it to be effective on the same day. It never happened again after that.”
"Are there so many patients?"
"Patient+1"
……
Originally, there were not many such comments, but Aunt Liu's wechat merchants also paid close attention to this matter. They have always been conscientious and good at seizing opportunities, so they advertised below.
"Smelly feet and itchy feet, Qingchuanguan Handmade Soap is here to help, wipe and wash, it's so easy to get rid of athlete's foot!"
"Easy washing, athlete's foot is gone; Qingchuan Guan handmade soap, you can relax for a summer!"
"Qingchuanguan handmade soap, the secret recipe of the palace, once effective, never relapse, the light of domestic products!"
……
A group of people who eat melons: "..."
Isn't this familiar way of narration the same as the mode of discussion health care advertisements commonly seen on TV?
"It's too much, it's fine to advertise, but also to push Lkdbop, Suker and other big brands!"
"Even the slogan of the light of domestic products has been shouted, can you show some face?"
"Never relapse? When I didn't know that athlete's foot was caused by a fungal infection! Do you think that the vaccine you sell dares to claim that it will never recur for this contagious disease? I seriously doubt that people in this Taoist temple are illiterate .”
"So the whole thing was an ad from the start?"
So the netizens got angry and put this matter on the tail of the hot search.
When an event caused a sensation, there would naturally be no shortage of bloggers who were enthusiastic about it.
Gao Ziyang is one of them, and his reputation is not small, with nearly 300 million fans on the Internet.
After discovering this material, he immediately bought two boxes of beriberi ointment online, and then entrusted a testing agency to test the beriberi ointment.
The moment Gao Ziyang got the test report, he smiled directly, as if anticipating the highlight moment when his fans skyrocketed by hundreds of thousands.
Then he was so excited that he edited a long Weibo article titled "Destroyed human nature, degraded morality, former Taoist holy land, now money is in power!" and posted it.
At the beginning of the article, he posted the test report.
Then wrote: The main ingredients of this so-called handmade soap that can cure beriberi include calcium carbonate, potassium carbonate, calcium oxalate, etc. I wondered why this ingredient looked so familiar, so I went to the Internet to check it out, and the result... Isn't this the main ingredient of incense ash?
That's right! !
You are not mistaken, this so-called handmade soap that can cure athlete's foot is actually made of incense ash and some water.
It is such a handmade soap, which even shouted the slogan of the light of domestic products under the guise of the secret recipe of the palace!
This so-called Qingchuan Temple is opening its mouth wide open, making black-hearted money.
……
Integrity is gone, morality is degraded, an ancient nation that has created countless glorious histories, but now it is reduced to the point where even the local religion is starting to manufacture and sell counterfeit goods. This is a shame for the country and the nation!
Seeing this, Zhao Ye praised: "The article is well written, well-founded, and can arouse readers' emotions."
The aunt was anxious: "Daoist Zhao, now is not the time to care about these things, you can read the comments below."
They didn't expect things to turn out like this.
"How dare you sell two hundred and sixty-one boxes of incense ash and water? The hype still dares to push Lkdbop, such a big brand as Su Ke, I'm afraid they don't know how to write dead words?"
"I don't even know how to make fakes. Aren't the people in Qingchuan Temple all idiots?!"
"The reputation of Taoism is ruined by such people!"
"Those who manufacture and sell counterfeit medicines are sons of a bitch. I wish you a good death."
"My dad died from taking fake medicines. He ran out of money and was not cured, so I hate selling fake medicines. It is because the illegal cost of making and selling fake medicines in Huaguo is too low, so they let them do this. Daredevil."
"Here should be @道社!"
……
"Simple." Zhao Ye said.
Then he applied for Weibo, and after the real-name authentication, he left a message in the comment area: "National law stipulates that using the information network to slander others, the same defamatory information is actually clicked, viewed more than 5000 times, or reposted more than 500 times. , can constitute a crime of defamation, and if the circumstances are serious, you will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years, criminal detention, surveillance, or deprivation of political rights. If you delete this Weibo now, I can let the past go."
Less than a minute after the comment was posted, Zhao Ye received dozens of messages.
"This is the real master? nmsl!"
"I was so scared that I immediately went out to take a look. The number of views was 300 million, and the number of reposts was [-] plus...Gao Ziyang, are you out of your temper, the data is so bad?"
"Are the blood buns delicious?"
"@高子阳, came out to pick up the guests!"
Seeing Zhao Ye's comment, Gao Ziyang laughed angrily, he had never seen such an arrogant person.
He replied directly: "Then you should sue, if I delete this Weibo, I will take your surname."
Fans of eating melons were immediately delighted: "Good job Gao Ziyang, it's not in vain for us to follow you."
"Let him sue, let him sue..."
Zhao Ye: "...Well, since you said that this handmade soap is fake medicine, have you tried it?"
Gao Ziyang: "Why, I still want to quibble, this test report is the scientific basis for iron."
Zhao Ye: "I haven't tried it, so why do you say it's a counterfeit medicine?"
Gao Ziyang: "Do you still want to say that calcium carbonate can also cure beriberi?"
Zhao Ye: "I haven't tried it, so why do you say it's a counterfeit medicine?"
Next, no matter what Gao Ziyang said, Zhao Ye recognized the sentence "I haven't tried it, so why do you say it's a fake medicine?"
A group of wechat merchants saw it, so they simply copied and pasted it, and brushed it up below.
Seeing the screen full of "I haven't tried it, why do you say it's a counterfeit medicine?", Gao Ziyang was so angry: "Okay, try it, since you are claiming that it will work in a day, then at this time tomorrow, I will give it a try." I'll come to you again, and then I'll see how you can quibble!"
The following group of fans swiped their screens immediately: "Wait!"
Turning off the phone, Gao Ziyang calmed down, then sneered as if he had thought of something.
He guessed that Zhao Ye must have done this to stabilize the situation first, and then spend money to bribe him. In the end, as long as he admits that handmade soap can indeed cure athlete's foot, the crisis will naturally be resolved.
But of course he couldn't be bought by Zhao Ye, firstly because his moral bottom line didn't allow him to do so, and most importantly because if he did so, his fans would scold him to death.
Because anyone with a little scientific knowledge knows how incense ash can cure beriberi.
Gao Ziyang thought he had figured out what Zhao Ye was thinking, but he waited and waited for a full two hours, but he still couldn't wait for Zhao Ye's call.
Gao Ziyang doubted a wave of life.
Then he gritted his teeth and took the two boxes of handmade soap to his friend's house.
Because he doesn't have athlete's foot, but he remembers that his friend's family suffers from athlete's foot.
Although he couldn't wait for Zhao Ye's call, the experiment still needs to be done.
So the next day, Gao Ziyang didn't move.
Fan: "?? People?"
Day [-]: Gao Ziyang didn't move.
Fan: "Gao Ziyang, if you were kidnapped, would you blink?"
Day [-]: Gao Ziyang is still silent.
Fan: "Let's go, Gao Ziyang has turned into a pigeon spirit and flew away."
Day [-]: Gao Ziyang's Weibo was full of curses.
Fan: "Wait no more, cancel it!"
……
It was not until the seventh day that Gao Ziyang finally made any movement.
He only sent one sentence: I thought about it for seven days, but I couldn't figure it out. Why do I have to talk about science with a Taoist temple?
Followed by a crying expression.
Two primary lottery draws, one 3000-year-old flat peach tree and one primary Lingbao mushroom pot were drawn respectively.
"3000-year flat peaches?" Zhao Ye frowned: "The kind that the Queen Mother planted in the legend?"
It is said that the queen mother has 3000 flat peach trees, which ripen once in 6000 years. If you eat them, you will become immortals. If you eat them in 9000 years, you will ascend to heaven after eating them. Longevity, the same age as the sun and the moon.
The system said in a tone that you are thinking about farting: "You also know that it is a legend."
"So this is actually an ordinary peach tree?"
Zhao Ye questioned: "You are selling dog meat on a trick to deceive consumers' feelings."
The system corrected: "It's a 3000-year-old peach tree, which was struck by lightning. Every branch and leaf are high-quality materials for warding off evil spirits. I found this specially for you. Don't be ignorant of good people!"
"Okay!" Zhao Ye shrugged, then asked, "What is the elementary spirit treasure mushroom pot?"
System: "As the name suggests, it is a pot that randomly grows a top-quality mushroom every day."
Zhao Ye: "..."
He really shouldn't have any hope for the system's prize pool.
The system continued: "Now release the fourth task, get 400 million incense money within a month, and complete the task to reward a junior lucky draw."
Zhao Ye: "Understood."
So that night, Zhao Ye drank bamboo fungus stewed old hen soup.
Hearing the sound of the system swallowing desperately, Zhao Ye suddenly didn't dislike it so much.
Just as the system said, the mushrooms grown in the mushroom pot are of top quality, and paired with the old hen raised by Taoist Lingzhen for three years, the taste is delicious.
Of course, the skill of Taoist Lingzhen is also very important.
After finishing two bowls of soup in one go, Zhao Ye let out a long breath: "With Taoist Master's skills, it is absolutely no problem to go out and open a restaurant."
Daoist Lingzhen was circling the mushroom pot the size of a bathtub with a look of surprise on his face.
There is such a rare thing in this world, and I don't know where the patriarch uncle got it from?
But since Master Patriarch didn't say anything, he wisely didn't ask any more questions.
Hearing Zhao Ye's words, Daoist Lingzhen was a little proud: "Of course, my master liked to eat the dishes I cooked, so he surpassed my senior brother with outstanding qualifications and passed on the position of viewer to me! "
system:"……"
Zhao Ye: "..."
The system couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "It's no wonder that Qingchuan Temple will decline, such a big event as passing on the throne is such a joke."
Daoist Master Lingzhen realized what he said, as if he had thought of something, a trace of loneliness flashed in his eyes, and then changed the subject: "By the way, Master Patriarch, the Mo Yuzhu tree in the backyard has sprouted shoots. More than 20."
Probably because he noticed the strangeness of Taoist Master Lingzhen, Zhao Ye followed his words and said, "Okay, when these bamboo shoots grow, we will have a bamboo forest."
"By the way," Zhao Ye continued as if he had thought of something, "Tomorrow a flat peach tree will be delivered, and then you remember to go to the town to find some people to come and help transplant it."
In the words of the system, Qingchuan Temple has people coming and going during the day, and it is not appropriate to have an extra peach tree out of thin air, so it specially arranged a source for the flat peach tree.
It can be said to be very considerate.
"Okay." Daoist Lingzhen nodded in response.
At this time, the Liu family aunt came to the door, she was out of breath: "It's not good, Daoist Zhao, Daoist Lingzhen, something happened!"
The matter still has to start with the Xia Yao incident, thanks to her, because of that neat kick, Zhao Ye became very angry.
Just a few days ago, Zhao Ye's information was finally picked up by netizens.
"I was there when the incident happened. My little brother is a Taoist priest in Qingchuan Temple in our town. The real person is definitely a hundred times better than the photos."
"Oh my God, this is actually an abstinence system?!"
"Wait, Qingchuanguan? Is it the Qingchuanguan of Qingchuanguan handmade soap?"
"That's the one."
"Ahhh, blow up Qingchuan Temple's handmade soap. The beriberi of our family of five was cured with Qingchuan Temple's handmade soap."
"Me, me, me too. I have had athlete's foot for more than ten years. Picking jio once became a compulsory course after washing my feet. I also infected my fingers several times and swelled for several days. At that time, I used all kinds of medicine. , What Lkdbop, Suk... I have used various beriberi creams and sprays at home and abroad, but they have no effect. Later, my classmate recommended me to buy Qingchuanguan's handmade soap. I didn't expect it to be effective on the same day. It never happened again after that.”
"Are there so many patients?"
"Patient+1"
……
Originally, there were not many such comments, but Aunt Liu's wechat merchants also paid close attention to this matter. They have always been conscientious and good at seizing opportunities, so they advertised below.
"Smelly feet and itchy feet, Qingchuanguan Handmade Soap is here to help, wipe and wash, it's so easy to get rid of athlete's foot!"
"Easy washing, athlete's foot is gone; Qingchuan Guan handmade soap, you can relax for a summer!"
"Qingchuanguan handmade soap, the secret recipe of the palace, once effective, never relapse, the light of domestic products!"
……
A group of people who eat melons: "..."
Isn't this familiar way of narration the same as the mode of discussion health care advertisements commonly seen on TV?
"It's too much, it's fine to advertise, but also to push Lkdbop, Suker and other big brands!"
"Even the slogan of the light of domestic products has been shouted, can you show some face?"
"Never relapse? When I didn't know that athlete's foot was caused by a fungal infection! Do you think that the vaccine you sell dares to claim that it will never recur for this contagious disease? I seriously doubt that people in this Taoist temple are illiterate .”
"So the whole thing was an ad from the start?"
So the netizens got angry and put this matter on the tail of the hot search.
When an event caused a sensation, there would naturally be no shortage of bloggers who were enthusiastic about it.
Gao Ziyang is one of them, and his reputation is not small, with nearly 300 million fans on the Internet.
After discovering this material, he immediately bought two boxes of beriberi ointment online, and then entrusted a testing agency to test the beriberi ointment.
The moment Gao Ziyang got the test report, he smiled directly, as if anticipating the highlight moment when his fans skyrocketed by hundreds of thousands.
Then he was so excited that he edited a long Weibo article titled "Destroyed human nature, degraded morality, former Taoist holy land, now money is in power!" and posted it.
At the beginning of the article, he posted the test report.
Then wrote: The main ingredients of this so-called handmade soap that can cure beriberi include calcium carbonate, potassium carbonate, calcium oxalate, etc. I wondered why this ingredient looked so familiar, so I went to the Internet to check it out, and the result... Isn't this the main ingredient of incense ash?
That's right! !
You are not mistaken, this so-called handmade soap that can cure athlete's foot is actually made of incense ash and some water.
It is such a handmade soap, which even shouted the slogan of the light of domestic products under the guise of the secret recipe of the palace!
This so-called Qingchuan Temple is opening its mouth wide open, making black-hearted money.
……
Integrity is gone, morality is degraded, an ancient nation that has created countless glorious histories, but now it is reduced to the point where even the local religion is starting to manufacture and sell counterfeit goods. This is a shame for the country and the nation!
Seeing this, Zhao Ye praised: "The article is well written, well-founded, and can arouse readers' emotions."
The aunt was anxious: "Daoist Zhao, now is not the time to care about these things, you can read the comments below."
They didn't expect things to turn out like this.
"How dare you sell two hundred and sixty-one boxes of incense ash and water? The hype still dares to push Lkdbop, such a big brand as Su Ke, I'm afraid they don't know how to write dead words?"
"I don't even know how to make fakes. Aren't the people in Qingchuan Temple all idiots?!"
"The reputation of Taoism is ruined by such people!"
"Those who manufacture and sell counterfeit medicines are sons of a bitch. I wish you a good death."
"My dad died from taking fake medicines. He ran out of money and was not cured, so I hate selling fake medicines. It is because the illegal cost of making and selling fake medicines in Huaguo is too low, so they let them do this. Daredevil."
"Here should be @道社!"
……
"Simple." Zhao Ye said.
Then he applied for Weibo, and after the real-name authentication, he left a message in the comment area: "National law stipulates that using the information network to slander others, the same defamatory information is actually clicked, viewed more than 5000 times, or reposted more than 500 times. , can constitute a crime of defamation, and if the circumstances are serious, you will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years, criminal detention, surveillance, or deprivation of political rights. If you delete this Weibo now, I can let the past go."
Less than a minute after the comment was posted, Zhao Ye received dozens of messages.
"This is the real master? nmsl!"
"I was so scared that I immediately went out to take a look. The number of views was 300 million, and the number of reposts was [-] plus...Gao Ziyang, are you out of your temper, the data is so bad?"
"Are the blood buns delicious?"
"@高子阳, came out to pick up the guests!"
Seeing Zhao Ye's comment, Gao Ziyang laughed angrily, he had never seen such an arrogant person.
He replied directly: "Then you should sue, if I delete this Weibo, I will take your surname."
Fans of eating melons were immediately delighted: "Good job Gao Ziyang, it's not in vain for us to follow you."
"Let him sue, let him sue..."
Zhao Ye: "...Well, since you said that this handmade soap is fake medicine, have you tried it?"
Gao Ziyang: "Why, I still want to quibble, this test report is the scientific basis for iron."
Zhao Ye: "I haven't tried it, so why do you say it's a counterfeit medicine?"
Gao Ziyang: "Do you still want to say that calcium carbonate can also cure beriberi?"
Zhao Ye: "I haven't tried it, so why do you say it's a counterfeit medicine?"
Next, no matter what Gao Ziyang said, Zhao Ye recognized the sentence "I haven't tried it, so why do you say it's a fake medicine?"
A group of wechat merchants saw it, so they simply copied and pasted it, and brushed it up below.
Seeing the screen full of "I haven't tried it, why do you say it's a counterfeit medicine?", Gao Ziyang was so angry: "Okay, try it, since you are claiming that it will work in a day, then at this time tomorrow, I will give it a try." I'll come to you again, and then I'll see how you can quibble!"
The following group of fans swiped their screens immediately: "Wait!"
Turning off the phone, Gao Ziyang calmed down, then sneered as if he had thought of something.
He guessed that Zhao Ye must have done this to stabilize the situation first, and then spend money to bribe him. In the end, as long as he admits that handmade soap can indeed cure athlete's foot, the crisis will naturally be resolved.
But of course he couldn't be bought by Zhao Ye, firstly because his moral bottom line didn't allow him to do so, and most importantly because if he did so, his fans would scold him to death.
Because anyone with a little scientific knowledge knows how incense ash can cure beriberi.
Gao Ziyang thought he had figured out what Zhao Ye was thinking, but he waited and waited for a full two hours, but he still couldn't wait for Zhao Ye's call.
Gao Ziyang doubted a wave of life.
Then he gritted his teeth and took the two boxes of handmade soap to his friend's house.
Because he doesn't have athlete's foot, but he remembers that his friend's family suffers from athlete's foot.
Although he couldn't wait for Zhao Ye's call, the experiment still needs to be done.
So the next day, Gao Ziyang didn't move.
Fan: "?? People?"
Day [-]: Gao Ziyang didn't move.
Fan: "Gao Ziyang, if you were kidnapped, would you blink?"
Day [-]: Gao Ziyang is still silent.
Fan: "Let's go, Gao Ziyang has turned into a pigeon spirit and flew away."
Day [-]: Gao Ziyang's Weibo was full of curses.
Fan: "Wait no more, cancel it!"
……
It was not until the seventh day that Gao Ziyang finally made any movement.
He only sent one sentence: I thought about it for seven days, but I couldn't figure it out. Why do I have to talk about science with a Taoist temple?
Followed by a crying expression.
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