cannon fodder life

The sky outside was gradually getting darker, and the bumpy mountain road was very difficult to walk. The old man held a piece of dogtail grass in his hand, and kept ignoring instructions behind Gu Kang: "Hurry up and go forward, I'm going to starve to death." gone."

"Old man, your voice doesn't sound like you're going to starve to death." Gu Kang asked.

"I'm returning to the past, I'm a hypocrite, don't you understand? If I don't eat anymore, I'm really going to starve to death. You mean I'm pretending to be sick, right?" He cried out: "I am a little old man, my father died at the age of three, and my mother died at the age of five. I am stumbling to live at such an old age, and I am suspected of pretending to be sick. At my age, what else is there to live for?" ~meaning~thinking~ah~"

Hearing this voice, Gu Kang couldn't help covering his ears. As a result, the old man behind Gu Kang fell into the mud miserably.

"You want to murder my old bone in this wilderness, don't you?" The old man sat on the ground and watched Gu Kang's performance while pretending to cry. , Yes, he is a good man.After all, the anger in his heart still came out a little, and it was not in vain that he changed more than 20 faces and tossed so much time.It's just that when he thought that the person he was looking at was a little stupid, the old man became entangled again, if he couldn't do it, he should be stupid!At worst, it would be more troublesome for him to spend more time talking and teach him a few more times.

"Old man, that's not what I meant. Stop shouting. My ears are almost deafened by you." After checking around, Gu Kang saw that the old man was fine, so he rubbed his ears in pain.

The old man on the ground was a little anxious when he heard the words. He inspected the apprentice for several months. If he was deafened by him like this, it would be too cost-effective. After checking the inside and outside of the old man's house, he felt relieved. , said with a heartless look: "It's not that you walked too fast, I saw another kind of light kung fu, who flew to the noodle shop, you are really useless."

"But whoosh who can fly to the noodle shop, I don't want to talk to you." Gu Kang muttered. "What did you say?" the old man asked with his eyes wide open, and Gu Kang froze all of a sudden: "It's nothing, I'll take you to eat, if you don't go to the town, it will really close."

The old man curled his lips and didn't speak. With this stupid boy's foot strength, most of the shops were closed when he got to the top of the town, but it didn't matter. There was no morning market and there was also a night market. There were many opportunities to test people!

Gu Kang was carrying the old man on his back, panting tiredly while carrying it, and small beads of sweat flowed from his head. After seeing it, the old man said in his heart that it was useless. With this kind of physical fitness, in the past, he was qualified to go to their house to watch the gate nothing.Not to mention being his personal disciple.

The old man twisted and turned in the back, feeling that he had really suffered from the boss all the way. It wasn't until a flickering light came from a distance that the old man breathed a sigh of relief and finally arrived at the place.

Seeing this, Gu Kang was even happier than the old man. His legs were sore and numb now. Just when Gu Kang was relieved, the old man started acting like a monster again, and he went directly to the biggest luxury hotel in the town. .

Gu Kang was so frightened that his heart almost jumped out, "Old man, I only have enough money to treat you to a bowl of noodles. Let's go to another place."

The old man was dragged away by Gu Kang and left next to the luxury hotel, turned around and walked into an alley casually, the old man couldn't help being dumbfounded when he saw it: "You want to starve me to death on purpose?"

Just as Gu Kang was about to ask why, he saw the wall in front of him. It turned out that he had led the wrong way. Gu Kang had a guilty face. He was so stupid that he couldn't even find anything to eat.

The old man waved his hand, and ran out again with Gu Kang, Gu Kang said: "Old man, we can't afford luxury set meals."

"I know you are useless, and I can't even find a place to stutter. The steamed eggs and noodle soup in this shop are the most famous." While talking, the old man dragged Gu Kang into the small restaurant. , raised his voice: "Boss, here are two pancake soup and steamed eggs."

"Steamed eggs are sold out today, only pancakes and spicy soup are left." At this time, the employees in the store had already left work, and the system that was helping in the back kitchen heard the voice and said, but he met Gu Kang.

System 2333 was going to pretend not to see it, but Gu Kang didn't care so much, he said excitedly: "Ershan, you and your uncle live here, uncle and mother miss you very much, so you can go back with me !"

System 2333 doesn't feel that Gu Kang in front of him is so wise and foolish. He can't imagine that the two of them are still having an unpleasant fight at the school gate during the day, and Gu Kang can forget all these grievances and grievances at night.

"There is also a fee for the set, a piece of pancake is two cash, a bowl of hot and spicy soup is three cash, and two are ten cash." System 2333 said.

"Oh." Gu Kang quickly took out a small purse from his neck, carefully counted ten coins and handed it over. When the system 2333 made eye contact with Gu Kang, Gu Kang showed a silly smile: "Trouble." Brother Ershan."

System 2333: ...

After being speechless for a while, he chose to shut up. This person must use his stupidity to kill the enemy.Thinking about it carefully, Gu Kang seems to have been stupid since he was a child.When the system 2333 scanned the old beggar with extraordinary background and extraordinary martial arts who came in with him, he sighed in his heart that a fool is blessed with a fool.

With this backer behind Gu Kang, it doesn't matter if he is a little stupid, as long as he is not bad, he will definitely have a good life in this life, but these have nothing to do with the system.

When the old man saw the system, he couldn't help but have a few thoughts in his mind. Isn't this the student that his little friend praised all the time, and he is definitely not a thing in the pool?It turned out that these two people knew each other.In this way, he has to think carefully whether this person is worthy of being his apprentice.

That little friend, after becoming a teacher, wished that he could perfect the martial arts of all the students, and didn't want to think that he was such a casual person?He actually went through the back door for this student, asking him to take Ershan directly as his apprentice.Can anyone be his apprentice?Besides, he hated going through the back door the most in his life.It is impossible for him to go through the back door, but he is not such a prejudiced person, so he still needs to be given a chance.

"I want to eat steamed eggs, you make it for me now." The old man said aggressively, he is such a poor old man who made some demands, if Ershan can't satisfy, he is hypocritical, and he is not worth my money. Much time to stay.

System 2333 brought up the Pancake Hu Hot Soup. After a moment of silence, he explained: "The store is about to close today, so there are only these two items left. If you want to eat, you can come back tomorrow." egg to go.

"I don't care whether your husband has taught you to respect the old and love the young. Where have you read the books?" When the old man was talking, he simply rolled on the ground: "I just want to eat steamed eggs, I want to eat steamed eggs."

"Brother Ershan, this old man is really pitiful, just help him, it's just a steamed egg." When Gu Kang was speaking, he took out the remaining dozen or so coins in his hand: "I will take my Take out all the money and see if it’s okay.”

System 2333 saw that after Gu Kang finished speaking, the old man on the ground showed an expression of admiration. If this person was just an ordinary old man, system 2333 could only sigh in his heart about the old man's magical brain circuit, but He is a high-ranking person. Thinking of this, system 2333 couldn't help worrying about the fate of the country.Using this method to select talents, why does the more he thinks about it, the more he feels unreliable?

"A beggar should look like a beggar. This is all he needs to eat, nothing else." System 2333 said.

"You child, why are you like this? Where is your adult?" After hearing this, the old man jumped up and said that you are bullying the poor people, and I just want to seek justice for myself.

"If you don't have something, it's useless to ask my lord. If you say nothing, you don't have it." System 2333 looked the old man from the beginning to the end and said, "How much is this human skin mask worth? You can keep it. I will cook a pot of eggs for you for free. You know that you have no face to face people by cheating and abducting and tricking a boy from a good family."

The old man's face was full of panic when he heard the words. After the system 2333 saw it, he decided that it was a valuable thing.The old man flicked his sleeves: "Little baby is really boring, I won't play with you anymore, I'm leaving." After speaking, he thought he was going to leave in a suave and unrestrained way, but this back, in Gu Kang's eyes, always felt a little Strangely, he yelled with some concern: "Old man, did you have something wrong with your back? You don't feel well and you need to see a doctor."

The old man couldn't help walking faster, the night was dark and the wind was high, and a banana peel made the old man fall again. He rubbed his old waist and saw Gu Kang rushing towards him, and rushed towards him two meters away. The high city walls flew out.After flying a long distance, he patted his chest and said to himself: "It's so dangerous, the fame of a lifetime was almost ruined."

"Ershan, you are really amazing." Gu Kang said excitedly. "You haven't gone back at this time, does your mother know?" System 2333 didn't want to answer, and said directly, Gu Kang's face changed when he heard this, and said: "Er Shan, let's talk another day, and then run home in a hurry went."

System 2333 The figure of Gu Kang leaving, sitting in front of the table, it would be bad to waste the hot pancake soup, he should be able to eat these things.

System 2333 thought that he should never meet this worldly expert with a strange brain circuit. However, when he came to the school and looked at the old man who was actually in his 60s and was standing next to his husband, he was shocked. They couldn't help but fell silent. Could it be that this person is the superb martial arts instructor that the master found for them?

"This is Instructor Lin. He will be responsible for teaching you martial arts in the future. He will select a few students from among you as his disciples, and leave the rest of the time to Instructor Lin." The teacher left after finishing speaking.

Instructor Lin wandered around the ground with a windy walk, pointed to Gu Kang's position and said, "It's you."

Gu Kang was stupid, as if he had been knocked out by a big pie, Coach Lin coughed twice and rubbed Gu Kang's head: "I'm so happy."

Gu Kang shook his head stupidly when he heard the words, and said, "Not stupid."

Teacher Lin shook his head when he heard the words, and said softly: "Don't leave after school, let me see how you are doing."

Gu Kang nodded as if he had been concussed by the pie. Instructor Lin sighed, and couldn't bear to look directly away. When he walked in front of Ershan, he didn't have such a good temper. He said: "You What is your name?"

System 2333 heard this sentence, raised his head, looked at Teacher Lin with very pure eyes, and said in a tone full of innocence: "Boss Lin, is Hu spicy soup delicious? Is the pancake delicious? Banana peel Are you comfortable?" After the three consecutive rounds of quality, the smile on Coach Lin's face stiffened visibly to the naked eye. After looking around, he coughed twice, pretending to be fine and about to leave. At this time, Gu Kang was dumbfounded and stunned. The voice came: "His name is Gu Ershan, he is my elder brother. Brother Ershan, the teacher asked your name to keep your meaning." It is right for siblings to share blessings. This school is so good that it can The instructor who was praised by the master himself must not be bad at martial arts.

Teacher Lin's face turned blue and purple when he heard the words, this debt collector apprentice, can he let go of him?He calmed down, and selected a few people at random before starting class.Anyway, he didn't want to teach any of these students who chased the old people out, gave the old people boiled cabbage, leftovers, and other weird soups that he had never heard of.