cannon fodder life

"Why do you ask that suddenly?" The Heavenly Emperor asked instead without answering.

"You have taught me for so long and still haven't let me change form. I just wondered if it would be better to change someone else to teach me." System 2333 said, of course, the more important reason is that he didn't want to play tricks with the little prince here. .

Although System 2333 has experienced many worlds, he still feels that scheming is not his forte.He still prefers that he is capable, and then live a carefree life.

The Emperor of Heaven rubbed the head of System 2333: "I think you still think I'm not good at teaching. Just follow me, and you are not allowed to go." There is a better master than him in this world.

"Is Kunlun Mountain a good place?" System 2333 smelled. "It's a good place, but you can't get in now. With me as your master to teach you things, you can have fun secretly!" said the Emperor of Heaven.After touching it a few more times with his hands, the system 2333 was put back after being plucked out a lot of hair.

After thinking about it for a while, system 2333 also gave up the plan to go to Kunlun Mountain. With his current level of cultivation, in a place full of gods, it is better to stay in peace.The reason for the correction was that the little prince's words made him feel a little uneasy.

He didn't believe that someone would treat him so well for no reason?Even his own father was trying to trick him, the system 2333 ate the fruit prepared for him by the Emperor of Heaven, and temporarily became a salted fish.

The Emperor of Heaven also began to worry after the two left. He has been teaching for almost half a year, and even the most useless human soul, the one brought by the Okra Immortal, cannot cultivate a human form. It can directly own a human form in one step, but this one of his family eats the pills as jelly beans, which is useless at all.

The only good thing is that it is a little heavy.These days, I haven't improved in other aspects, but my weight has soared.

"Your Majesty is still worrying about Cheng'er?" Tian Hou came up and asked, Tian Di nodded, looking at the fluffy ball, how could he not be worried!

"The concubine thinks what You'er said is also reasonable." Tianhou said: "Cheng'er has not been able to transform smoothly, Kunlun Mountain has a large number of talents, maybe we can find out the reason there."

"Let's wait a little longer. With his current level of cultivation, I don't worry about throwing him on Kunlun Mountain alone." The Heavenly Emperor said from the side.After a while, if there is really no way, he will send the little things to Kunlun Mountain.

"What are sister and brother-in-law saying here?" Xiaoli asked Zhu Rang to the sky with Zhu Rang. "Xiao Li, when did you come?" Tian Hou asked.

"I have been here for a long time." Xiaoli said.

"Come here, this time I will spend more time with me in the sky, I just feel bored in the sky." Tianhou said.

"Sister, you are boring here, unlike our house which is very lively now." Xiao Li gritted her teeth when she said this, and she still complained a bit when she looked at the Emperor of Heaven.

"What's wrong with you, I didn't mess with you." The Heavenly Emperor said from the side.

"It's still about the okra fairy." Xiaoli was so angry that she couldn't speak, she pushed Zhu Rang: "You tell me."

Zhu Rang was pushed forward, and began to cry to the Emperor and Queen of Heaven: "That okra spirit brought her mortal daughter to my house again, because that mortal can't learn magic, and the okra spirit said that my father is also that The father of a mortal should be in charge of all her cultivation videos."

"All this can be attributed to Vulcan?" Tianhou asked in disbelief.

"That's right, it's nothing more than child support in the mortal world, who will give her courage in the sky!" Xiaoli complained from the side.

"Then were you kicked out by Vulcan, or by Okra?" Heavenly Emperor asked beside him.

"Qiu Kuixian has a daughter named Qianqian in the mortal world. Some time ago, when she was tutoring Qianqian in her homework, she couldn't hold back her temper for a while and hurt Qianqian. Then she didn't know which muscle was wrong. She said that raising children, The father of the child should also do his duty, and he is arguing with Qianqian at the door of the house now!" Xiaoli said that she was furious here.

"You didn't beat them out?" Tianhou was almost pissed off just listening to Xiaoli's description, she pointed at Xiaoli and said, "Then you took your child and hid out like this?"

Tianhou couldn't take it anymore, she pulled Xiaoli and said, "Come on, I'll beat them out for you, and I'll see who dares to say no to me."

"Sister." Xiaoli didn't move at the side, she said helplessly: "Qianqian has been in poor health since she was injured by the Okra Fairy. I was afraid that when I did it, I would accidentally knock her out of her wits."

"Wouldn't the okra fairy have to go to heaven to sue again at that time." When Xiaoli said this, there were bursts of resentment.

"Then you took Rang'er to heaven and left Vulcan at home alone." Heavenly Emperor suddenly realized this and asked.

"Of course, he has to bear the peach blossom debt he caused by himself." Xiaoli complained a little from the side: "Brother-in-law, you shouldn't have agreed to keep Qianqian in the sky just because of a few ginseng fruits."

The Emperor of Heaven didn't speak. At the beginning, he only thought that the sky was so big that it would be no problem to leave a harmless human soul behind. Who would have thought that Immortal Okra really planned to use this child to tie up Vulcan!

After Xiaoli came to the sky, she took the position of the Emperor of Heaven without any notice. Anyway, the matter started because the Emperor of Heaven agreed to accept the human soul. If the Emperor of Heaven didn't help her solve the problem, then she would stay here and never leave.

Seeing his mother's attitude, Zhu Rang followed suit and found a palace to live in. Only then did he realize that the sky is much better than a smoky home.

Zhu Rang wandered around the Heavenly Palace for a long time, and then he found a snow-white big white cat. After careful observation, he recognized that it was Ershan. Zhu Rang was immediately happy, no wonder he searched the sky all over I can't find a god named Ershan, so Ershan is not a god!

"Ershan, I've been looking for you for a long time, why didn't you look for me when you came back!" Zhu Rang broke in like a little sun at this moment, and the system 2333 showed a blank face. Is this the relative again?

Since he came to heaven, he felt nothing but that there were more and more relatives around him. "You don't know me anymore? I'm Chen Caibao." Zhu Rang made two more gestures, and now the system 2333 had some impression of the person in front of him.

"Now I recognize it." System 2333 said.

"Where are you from? I'll take you to play in my palace. This is a house specially prepared for me by my aunt. It's so fun inside." Zhu Rang went up and hugged System 2333 while speaking.

While hugging, he also praised: "Your fur is so comfortable to the touch, even more comfortable than the hair on my body." It's just that the body is a bit small, if you can lie on it and sleep, it must feel very comfortable.

System 2333 struggled for a while, and then fell lightly to the ground: "I'll just walk by myself." During this period of time, he was always carried around by others, and now he wants to walk by himself.

Zhu Rang looked at the fluffy head and the fluffy meatball, and desperately resisted the urge to masturbate: "You can tell me which company you are from now, I will continue to look for it next time." you play."

"I am the son of the heavenly emperor, who has just been found." System 2333 said, only at this time can he feel a little bit of comfort in his heart, and he is finally not a criminal anymore.

"So you are my uncle's child! You didn't know me when you came back. Let me introduce myself again. My name is Zhu Rang. My mother and your mother are sisters, and we are cousins. By the way, my parents and you I have seen it before, it is Chen Kai and Liang Li in the world." Zhu Rang said from the side.

"I heard that you have been unable to transform into a human form. In fact, you don't have to worry too much. I was only able to transform into a human form when I was five thousand years old." Zhu Rang said from the side.

System 2333 paused when he heard that the unit of measurement was thousands: "Then how old should I be now?" He has cycled through so many worlds in the human world, and each world has 50 years, which must be more than the number of [-]. It's going to be big.

"It should be about [-] years old, right?" Zhu Rang said with some uncertainty, and then said: "But you can't compare with me, you were lost when you were young, and you can still have such a powerful cultivation base in such a short time It's been pretty good."

After listening to Zhu Rang's words, System 2333 gradually felt a lot more comfortable. The two of them stayed in the palace for a long time, and finally System 2333 was retrieved by the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven in a hurry.

Seeing that these two people got along so well, the Emperor of Heaven felt relieved: "It's good for you two to play together more."

Zhu Rang nodded at the side. This place is much more comfortable than his home. You don’t need to see the faces of Okra Jing and Qianqian, and you can also see Ershan, who he likes. He likes it so much Xiaoli Living here is also comfortable.

It's just that these two people lived comfortably, but the Emperor of Heaven felt a little uncomfortable. The bed was occupied when he had to rest, and his son was occupied by Zhu Rang when he wanted to teach the system 2333 spells.For a day or two, the Emperor of Heaven is not a stingy person, but after a long time, he can't stand it anymore.

When Tiandi was free, he decided to go to Vulcan's house and make sure he took all of them back, one big and one small.

"Chen Kai, how can you be so unfeeling to me and Qianqian? Qianqian doesn't understand anything now, can't do anything, can't you do your duty and obligation as a father to help her?"

As soon as the Emperor Tian arrived at the door, he heard the okra fairy howling at home from a long distance, and the Emperor Tian stopped his plan to come in.

"Immortal Okra, please be respectful. Qianqian is not my flesh and blood." Vulcan said with an extremely ugly face: "Immortal Okra will not be ignorant of what the child will look like after the combination of gods and immortals."

"But she is your Qianqian!" Qiukui cried and said, while crying, she brought Qianqian over, picked up a branch and smoked it aside: "It's all because of you, you know I don’t know that mom has paid so much for you, but why can’t you live up to it? You don’t know spells, you don’t know how to change shape, you can’t learn anything. No wonder your father doesn’t like you. Instead, I’ll beat you to death today. clean."

Zhu Yan frowned at the side, and then pulled out a flaming whip: "If you want to beat him, use this one. If you beat him to death, he will be sent to reincarnation. It will save you trouble if you beat him to death."

"How can you be so unfeeling to me?" Okra cried in Vulcan's house,

"Mom, don't cry, Dad doesn't want us, and I don't want Dad anymore, okay, let's live alone from now on." Qianqian put on beautiful clothes, but she always had a Dou E-like expression on her face.

After hearing this, Qiu Kui slapped her across the face: "Are you allowed to intervene in my lord's speech? You can't learn spells, but you can learn to intervene. I will kill you here today, and then I will follow you~~ ~"

"Mom, I was wrong." Qianqian was crying at the side, Qiu Kuixian was hitting and stroking a few times, then hugging, and finally seeing that Qianqian's mind was unstable, she fed two more medicines, and then continued Repeat the action just now, and then hit.

Vulcan sat on the seat, staring at the scene in front of him with a dull face. If killing the gods hadn't violated the rules of heaven, he would have thrown these two people from the sky together.

It's not like he hasn't seen this child Qianqian when he was in the mortal world. The first time he had an impression of Qianqian was when Qianqian broke the kettle and lied. A normal person, how come he becomes abnormal when he reaches the sky.

The Heavenly Emperor looked at the scene in the room, as if roots had taken root under his feet, and he refused to move forward even if he said anything. He was standing at the door at this moment, wanting to see how the Vulcan dealt with this matter.