cannon fodder life

System 2333 lay on the table and did not speak. The emperor continued to poke his face with his hand: "From today onwards, your name is Ershan, um... your mother should have woken up by this time, do you think she will come to my house?" Here, do you want someone from me?"

System 2333 rolled his eyes boredly. Since ancient times, the emperor is really a showman. He muttered something to a little baby who couldn't understand human language, but he could still understand your threat?

As soon as Ershan closed his eyes, the emperor tossed him up: "I haven't slept yet, why do you sleep?"

System 2333: ? ? ? ? ?Can this emperor be any more doggy?Dog Emperor.

I don't know if the system's cry was known by the emperor in front of him. The facts tell the system that this emperor can be a little bit more stupid.

A little baby in Ershan was carried into the Hall of Mental Cultivation. After half a day, the queen made trouble here, not even a single person came to pick her up. Just ask, the queen believes that the emperor is not poisonous, so she will definitely be able to take care of her. Be good to your own children.

The emperor definitely couldn't send the child back to do this kind of thing like throwing a stone at his own feet, so when the palace people reminded that the prince should be fed, the emperor waved his hand and said: "I know it well."

System 2333: ? ? ? ?Am I going to starve here again.

However, the facts once again proved that the system was too simple. The dog emperor ordered the imperial dining room to be filled with a table full of delicacies, and then put the system aside to let him smell the food.

At this moment, the system doesn't know how to evaluate this naive king. If you don't feed the baby, is this something you did?

"Oh, you still make a sound? Cry twice more for me to hear." The emperor heard Ershan's crying, and after eating, he regained his energy. He took the chicken leg and stood in front of Ershan. Shaking back and forth: "Cry twice more, I'm happy to cry, so I'll give you the chicken legs."

System 2333 kept complaining in his heart, the dog emperor is really able to refresh his three views more and more, he is not a real baby, how can he be made to cry by a chicken leg?System 2333 simply closed its eyes and rested its mind, not looking at Emperor Dog and the chicken leg in his hand.

However, as time went by, system 2333 found a very sad thing. He was hungry, and system 2333 yelled twice. Review the memorial.

"Ah ah ah ah." Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry.The calling sound of system 2333 caught the attention of the dog emperor. The dog emperor looked at it and nodded: "The crying is so loud, as expected of my son."

Then it was gone, and there was an attitude of you just cry, I am watching from the side, the system 2333 pouted, it would be great if a thunder fell from the sky at this time and killed the dog emperor.

No, the dog emperor is dead, the crown prince ascends the throne, and Queen Gu listens to the government behind the curtain. In this way, he, a counterfeit, can be buried directly by the emperor.

When the system 2333 thought about so many things that he was thinking about, while the dog emperor was watching, he finally couldn't help showing his baby's strengths and crying.

Anyway, he is a baby now, no matter how inhuman the emperor is, he can still punish him for the crime of a baby, if he likes to hear him cry, he can cry as much as he wants.

For a while, everyone in the Hall of Mental Cultivation must admit the tragedy of the magic sound piercing the ears, and the emperor is the Ninth Five Supreme, when did he suffer this kind of torture. "Prepare him something to eat." The emperor couldn't help but ordered.

The imperial dining room has already prepared the meals that the prince needs, but they dare not feed him without the emperor's order. Now that the emperor has ordered, the palace people are all in a hurry to feed the prince. If the prince is hungry here and there is something wrong, they It is also unlucky to follow.

The system 2333 saw that his food was coming, so he stopped shouting, and ate all the food with a whimper. Although the queen ordered him not to eat milk cakes, but only gave him porridge, the imperial dining room was good at cooking. The porridge that came out was just as delicious.

The emperor looked at the deliciously delicious baby, and suddenly hugged the baby on a whim, holding a spoon in his hand and asked, "Er Shan, do you want to eat?"

System 23333: ...

He just wanted to beat the dog emperor to death with one fist. It was the first time he had seen such a dog emperor bullying a suckling child.System 2333 stretched out his fist, but he didn't touch it. As a result, the emperor smiled even more happily.

He has been the emperor for so many years, and he has had many princes and princesses. This is the first time he has discovered that playing with children can relieve stress.System 2333 is about to die of anger at this moment, this person is just playing with him as a toy, if he doesn't find a way to get rid of the idea of ​​the dog emperor, he will never have a peaceful life in this life.

When System 2333 was trying to find a solution, he suddenly felt like going to the latrine. System 2333 thought, people have three urgencies, so I can't blame him.

A voice sounded, the emperor felt that his dragon robe was wet, and there was still an unpleasant toilet smell in the air, the emperor froze: "Come here, take this little thing away with me. Go change your clothes."

Something happened to the emperor, and the people in the Hall of Mental Cultivation became busy all of a sudden. The emperor is a clean freak. After being dragged all over, he went to soak in the hot spring. After washing for an hour, he still felt his body smell.

After he had cleaned himself up, he went to see the culprit.

"Your majesty, are you going to send the prince back to the empress?" the personal eunuch asked.

"Give me whatever you want, I'll keep it here." The emperor said angrily, Gu Kuan blocked his heart in the previous court, and he was in the harem, blocking his sister's heart.This little thing is raised in the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

System 2333 didn't want to know what special hobbies the emperor had at this moment, so he calmed down temporarily because he had reached the age where he needed to eat complementary food.

In the Queen's Palace, there is only white porridge, but in the Dog Emperor's place, there are many, many delicious foods. He only knew that when he was a baby, there were so many good things to eat.

The emperor looked at the little baby every day, and couldn't help but feel happy: "What is the queen doing today?" The emperor took the queen's child away, and his heart was bursting with joy. He couldn't believe that a mother could stop thinking about her child.

"Your Majesty, the empress has recently announced the wife of Mr. Lu, and she will enter the palace as a companion." The personal eunuch said.

"Madam of Luliang? What is the empress holding back?" The emperor sarcastically said that not only did he not feel bad about losing his son, but he was also in the mood to walk around with others.

"Lvliang's wife recently gave birth to a son, and somehow it fell into the eyes of the empress." The personal eunuch said.

"Is this empathy, looking at things and thinking about others?" The emperor heard this, with a look of disdain on his face: "Go and tell the queen, the prince lives very well with me, he can eat and drink. "

System 2333 simply closed his eyes. During these days, he gradually realized one thing, as long as he didn't take the emperor's words to heart, he could live a very happy life.

No matter how much the emperor doesn't want to see him, what he enjoys here is still the treatment of the prince. As for returning to the empress's hands, he dare not think carefully about his life.

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"I know, you can go down." The queen was a little impatient when she heard the news from the emperor, but she still had a grateful look on her face.

The elder brother forced the emperor to install the prince, but the emperor took the prince away. No matter who he was, he knew that the emperor would never really like the prince.

As for the life of this false prince in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the queen is not very concerned. Anyway, at this time, the emperor should not let him die of illness.

"Women leave." Lu Liang's wife hugged her newborn child and saluted. Looking at the reward like flowing water behind her, Madam Lu felt a little uneasy.

When she got home, she asked her husband: "Husband, why do you think your mother is so kind to us? Especially Lu Chen."

"I am the general's confidant, and the empress is the general's younger sister. Now that you have a child, it is human nature for the empress to express her condolences." Lu Liang said up to this point, "It is not a big deal for the empress to reward her subordinates in the past. A rarity."

"I will order the kitchen later to feed the precious medicinal materials rewarded by the queen to the wet nurse. Only when the adults are in good health can the children eat well." Lu Liang said.

"It's a pity that my body is not up to par. I fainted right after giving birth, and the baby is weak. I have to trouble my husband to take the baby out to see a doctor." Mrs. Lu sighed, she also wanted to feed the baby herself of.

"It's already a great achievement for you to pass on the family line of our Lu family. Leave the rest to me." Lu Liang comforted.

Mrs. Lu nodded when she heard the words, and although the Empress Dowager has not allowed her to enter the palace recently, the occasional rewards are still sent in like flowing water.

General Gu looked at his younger sister's actions and was puzzled, but the empress murmured: "Then Luliang is just a petty official. Even if he devotes himself to raising the child, what good things can he produce? It takes a lot to raise a child." It costs a lot of money."

"Sister, don't pay too much attention to him now, you are really good to your child." General Gu said: "And Ershan, look at your state that a mother should have, you are considered Pretending, you can't let others see the flaws."

"It's okay. If things come to light, the emperor won't be so quiet. The emperor didn't say anything, which means he never thought we would do such a thing." The empress said: "Besides, even if the emperor becomes suspicious, he won't If you suspect the young master of the Lu family, Mrs. Lu gave birth two months earlier than me."

"In short, be careful in everything." General Gu persuaded, mother and child are innate, if it is not a last resort, who would send their child out!

"I understand, I'm going to take the crown prince back to the palace." The empress said, General Gu felt relieved after hearing this, and bowed to leave.

The empress walked all the way, always thinking about what Ershan would be raised by the emperor, she was not favored, and her brother never gave the emperor a good face in the previous court, I am afraid that this child will not be treated very well in the Hall of Mental Cultivation .

The queen has been thinking all the way, how she should behave in order to be a mother when she sees Ershan who is as flesh and blood later.

As for such things as imagination, the empress does not have it. If Ershan was really her own flesh and blood, she would not let her own son stay with the emperor for such a long time.

"My concubine pays my respects to the emperor." The queen empress came to the Hall of Mental Cultivation and saluted the Emperor. After the salute, she looked at the little fat man on the table in the Hall of Mental Cultivation. Is it mellow?"

System 2333 turned around, don't think I don't know, you just want to say that I have become fat.

"Babies get fat like this when they eat too much. They lose weight when they grow up." The emperor had endured enough Ershan in the past two months. He originally wanted to bring the baby here to make the queen feel bad, but in the end, the past two months have made her feel bad. It's all about him. Raising children is really hard work.

"This is the emperor's blessing." After the empress finished speaking, she looked at the plump Ershan, and said in her heart: Your majesty must threaten me with the prince's health. Feed Ershan into a fat man of three hundred catties.

"Since you are here today, take Ershan back!" If you eat any more, the Hall of Mental Cultivation will be exhausted.The emperor thought.

"Yes." The queen replied. Now that His Majesty has threatened him, he sent the child back. It is not known if the stomach has been stretched to such an extent.

"By the way, add 20 and two months' money to Concubine Rong and Concubine De. The birth mother of the First Prince, Chang Shi, and the birth mother of the Fourth Prince, Yu Shi, are not of high status. They are all promoted to concubines, and their monthly salary is the same as other concubines." The emperor said.During this period of time, he realized that raising a child is really hard work.

"Yes." After the queen finished speaking, she was sent away by the emperor. The empress was walking and thinking at the same time. , It shouldn't be these two people who are fighting with the second prince?

Ben Gong and His Majesty are a married couple, but now it is becoming more and more difficult to understand.The Empress thought about it for a long time but she didn't have any idea, she couldn't help feeling a little annoyed.

When she returned to the palace, the empress was still thinking about the deep meaning of the emperor's actions, the system 2333 waved her hand, shouting non-stop.

"I'm so annoying, take him to the side of the hall." The empress empress had just had a little thought, but was suddenly wiped out by the baby's crying, and she couldn't help but feel a little bored in her heart.

System 2333 looks at the dead people in this room, and doesn't know what to say. The queen doesn't like him, so if he doesn't prepare food for him, you just watch him starve?

System 2333 didn't know what to say, so he didn't say anything, and he played the baby's specialty again, crying.Cry hard.