The Good Life of a Zerg Male

After entering the door, Ike went to the living room and sat down on his favorite sofa, turned on his personal terminal, and opened the compressed file named Learning sent to him by his male father Ryan Kate.

Unzip and open, there are three files inside.

Ike clicked on the first file, and after loading it, the purpose of entry was a small video of two goblins fighting, one male and one female.

Ike: ...

Seconds later, Ike turned on the second one.

Here is a video.

In the video is his dear male father.

"Dear male father, dear baby, I wish you a happy wedding. Your female father has always been worried about you, and now you are finally married. Live well with your partner. The male father will take your female father to interstellar Traveling. We will come back to visit you every ten years. Oh! This was my dream 30 years ago, and it finally came..."

After the beautiful male finished speaking, a tall and handsome female appeared in the video.

"Ike, my male son, since marriage has become an established fact, you try to accept it. You have been single for so many years, and you have never had a female son, nor have you found a sub-female. The female father is very worried about your body. The female father Later, I will send you the husband and wife obligations stipulated in the Marriage Law and the punishment for violating the Marriage Law, so you must read it carefully."

The video ends here, and Ike clicks on the third file.

Marriage Law Obligations and Penalties for Violation

500. After marriage, no matter the female king or the female servant, the female son must put the male son first, and the male son must actively cooperate when he has sexual needs, otherwise he will be exiled to the chaotic star field for [-] years.

Second, the female monarch must not prevent the male son from marrying the female servant, otherwise he will be sentenced to exile in the chaotic star field for 300 years, and the marriage depends on the male son's willingness to be reduced to a female servant or directly divorced.

300. During the marriage period, the female is not allowed to physically attack the male. Otherwise, the credit rating will be lowered according to the situation. One offense will be downgraded to the ninth class. death penalty.

Fourth, the female son is not allowed to insult the male son, or physically insult the male son.If Xiongzi feels insulted, he can report to the Marriage Law Enforcement Office.Every time it is reported, the female son will be sent to the punishment room by the law enforcement team for punishment until the male son is satisfied.And the credit rating of the female child will be lowered by one class.

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55. The male son must have a spiritual connection with the female son within three days of the wedding, otherwise the credit rating of the male son will drop by one level.

56. After marriage, if the female and son have not violated the marriage law, the male son must perform the duties of husband and wife at least three times a week, otherwise it will be illegal.If the male son breaks the law during the marriage, even if there are no bug eggs between the two after a hundred years, the male son cannot apply for divorce and redistribute the female son.

Article 56 stipulates that, except for the last two rules that restrict male sons from fulfilling their obligations as husband and wife, the rest of the regulations restrict female sons from doing anything to male sons, which can be described as extremely strict and eccentric.

Ike sat on the soft sofa, holding his forehead with some headaches.

Although he admires Lord Hall, but if he wants to go to him by himself, Ike always feels that he can't do it.

He was over 50 years old in all his past and present lives, and he had never talked to a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and now he suddenly wanted to sleep with a man with real swords and guns.

so tired.

Insect life is really difficult.

After Hall Dougs stopped the aircraft, he walked into the living room from the corridor leading to the living room from the tarmac that Ike had pointed out to him earlier.

Opening the door, Hall Dougs saw his newly married hero resting his head on his right hand, frowning slightly, looking distressed.

The hero of his family is a rare and handsome male of the Zerg. Although he only saw one side face, Hall Dogs couldn't help being obsessed.

Xiongzi has a handsome facial line, a high nose and thin lips, and sword-shaped eyebrows slanted into the temples, revealing a perfect and impeccable profile.

"Master." The voice was hoarse, and Hall felt his heart beating so fast.

"Huh?" Ike suddenly returned to his senses when he heard the voice of the female son.

Hall walked to Ike's side steadily and eagerly, squatted down slowly, and put his hands on Ike's legs.Infatuated with smelling the clean, sunny and warm breath of Xiongzi.

"Master, it's almost noon, let me cook for you. Where is your kitchen? Can you eat spicy food? Are there any taboos?"

Ike knew that in the Zerg, cooking was one of the compulsory courses when females went to school.

This is to allow them to take better care of their male master in the future, and it is also for the female son to please the male son.

But for Hall Dogs, Ike asked with some doubts: "Your Excellency Hall has been away from school for many years, do you still remember how to use kitchen utensils?"

"The hero can just call me Hall."

The female nodded and did not answer him, but corrected his address to herself, and then said: "During the march, the nutrient solution was occasionally used up outside, and you also need to cook to maintain your strength."

After saying this, Hall blushed slightly, and said rather embarrassedly: "When I was studying, I wanted to be admitted to the military department as soon as possible, and I spent most of my time training. Cook, but not very well."

Afraid that the male son would be disgusted, the female son immediately said in a reassuring tone after answering: "Don't worry, I will go out to learn after the first mental power link is completed, and I will try my best to get the super chef certificate."

Ike raised his eyebrows, noncommittal, pointed behind his head with his hand, and said to the female: "I can eat spicy food, and I don't have any taboos. The kitchen is over there, just turn the corner after you walk over."

Hall nodded, his cold handsome face lightly rubbed against his legs at this moment, he got up and walked in the direction Ike pointed.

Hall originally thought that the male son lived alone, and the kitchen should be an empty room, but he did not expect that the kitchen had all the utensils, including oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.There are also a lot of fresh vegetables, fruits and meat in the refrigerator.

Considering that it was getting late, in order not to make the hero wait too long, Hall picked out a few simple dishes at random.

When Hall entered the kitchen, Ike sat on the sofa boredly, using his optical brain to inquire how to solve one of the major events in his life.

There used to be four major events in life on earth: rain after a long drought, meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign country, getting a title on the gold list, and having a wedding night in the bridal chamber.

In the Zerg, the bridal chamber is still a major event in life, and it is the most important thing.

Tonight should be his bridal night, but no matter whether it is a man who has been solo for many years or a male son, Ike is completely ignorant of this matter.

Ike entered how to search for spiritual links, and searched out hundreds of millions of related entries.

Click on the first entry.

The main question is: I just got married to the hero, and I will have a spiritual connection tonight. I am so excited. Is there anything I need to pay attention to?

A netizen who called my hero the cutest replied: "Is this the first time the subject has a spiritual connection? When the male and the female have the first spiritual connection, the female will be unable to control the eruption. Males who have established a spiritual connection with themselves will be extra dependent and more passionate in sex. Also, females will do it during the eruption of estrangement.

Love is easier to conceive eggs. "

Netizen [-] replied: "During the eruption, the back of the female is hotter than usual and easier to accept the male. Many males especially like it."

Netizens answered three times: "Everyone, please pay attention. The more advanced the female is, the longer the emotional tide will last during the spiritual connection. If you want to perform the spiritual connection, both parties must ask for leave in advance."

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After reading hundreds of articles, there is no instruction on how to do it.

Tired.

Ike turned off the optical brain to relax and leaned back, and the whole bug basically sank into the sofa.

Hall prepared the meals and put them out one by one. The fragrance in the living room gradually became stronger. Ike suddenly stood up and almost bumped into Hall who was standing in front of him and was about to ask him to eat.

Hall was taken aback. He had checked how other females dealt with this situation, and he didn't understand how his male lord thought about it. He didn't want the male lord to look at him with disgust. He knelt down and admitted his mistake without hesitation.

"I'm sorry, Xiongzhu, I almost bumped into you."

Ike looked at the female who suddenly knelt down after a disagreement, feeling quite troubled.

Hall Dougs used to be a female who dared to hit a male, but she was no different from other females, kneeling down at every turn.

The tall female insect has a standard kneeling posture, with her knees shoulder-width apart, her back straight, and her head slightly lowered, showing a tame look.

Ike's heart fluttered a little, and he couldn't understand the sudden irritability. He didn't want to see this female like this.

Ike stared at the kneeling female for a few seconds, took a few deep breaths, and said as calmly as possible: "Get up, don't kneel in the future."

Hall didn't seem very happy to hear his tone. He didn't understand where he was wrong, so he had to stand up according to his intention.

Ike looked into his eyes and said seriously: "You don't have to kneel down to me, I'm not those weak and unreasonable males outside. I hope we can get along normally. Just like you and your comrades in the military department In that way, get along with each other on an equal footing."

Hall shouted loudly, he didn't expect Ike to say such a thing.

Ike looked at the dazed female son, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Okay, let's eat quickly, I'm so hungry."

Hearing Ike say that he was hungry, Hall instantly regained consciousness as if his whole body was electrified, "Ah, Xiongzhu, I'm sorry, you can eat quickly."

Ike sat on the chair Hall pulled out for himself, shook his head, and said, "No need to be sorry."

"Ah?" The female sat down opposite Ike, and looked at him suspiciously when she heard his words.

Seeing him staring at him stupidly, Ike shook his head and chuckled, "Forget it, let's eat."

"Oh." Hall nodded, his eyes glued to Ike's body when he was eating, to see what food he picked up and how he looked after eating, if he showed a comfortable and satisfied look after eating, he immediately put it on Ike with the serving chopsticks A big cluster, Ike's bowl is quickly filled to the brim.

With a headache, Ike looked at Hall who had been paying attention to him and was always ready to pick up food for him. He put down the bowl and chopsticks, looked at him seriously, and said softly: "Hall, don't pick up for me, you can eat quickly."

"I eat fast, it's more important to serve you." Hall shook his head and said disapprovingly.

"It's not that I can't catch it, you can eat it quickly." Ike said.

Seeing that he was still staring at him, Ike had no choice but to point to his bowl and said, "I can pick whatever I like and eat it myself. Look, you picked a big bowl of vegetables for me, and the taste is all mixed up." , it doesn’t taste so delicious like this.”

Hall lowered his head and said in frustration: "My lord, I was wrong, let me get you another bowl."

He was just afraid of starving the hero.

"No, I can eat it." Ike stopped him with a smile, "You, don't do this again next time."

"Yes, Lord." Hall obediently sat down again.

After getting along for half a day, he already understood that his hero is really different from other males.

When he came back from the aircraft, he chatted with the hero, and he heard the hero say that he has been living alone since he was an adult, and that the father and the father live in the main house of the family.

But for such a male son, the house is surprisingly clean.

Hall has heard from many military females that males are not good at tidying up their rooms.

Even if it's just a matter of turning on a housekeeping robot, they don't want to do it.The room is often messed up like a robber has entered. The first thing women do when they get home from get off work is to turn on the housekeeping robot to tidy up the house.

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