The Good Life of a Zerg Male

"beep--"

Hearing the familiar bell ringing, even in the darkness, Ike could still find the familiar connection button.

As the ON button was pressed, a three-dimensional near-real blue-ray four-dimensional projection emerged one meter away from Ike.

"Hi~" The worm on the opposite side was sitting in the top-equipped personal flying vehicle, with a head of golden blond hair waving to Ike, "Baby Ike, good morning, it's me. I'm outside your door, please open Take the protective cover of your house and let me in, okay?"

Ike searched in his mind, but couldn't find the reason why the other party was looking for him, and his complexion was a little bad.He asked threateningly: "Leg, dare to wake me up so early, you better have something urgent, otherwise..."

"Humph!"

Legg, whose full name is Legg Barton, was born in the Barton family, one of the eight major families of the empire. He is one of the thirteen adult S-class males in the empire, and is also one of the current vice presidents of the Imperial Male Protection Association. .

With such an identity, when he heard Ike's cold snort and Legge exaggeratedly covering his heart, his heart trembled a little.

On the one hand, it's scary, Ike's combat effectiveness is really not a boast.He often sparred with his niece, who was also an S-rank damsel and a military damsel in the army. He lost nine out of ten times with his niece, but Ike could fight his niece every time. It was a tie.On the other hand, he was fascinated by Ike's magnetic and ascetic voice.Male insects pursue all good things, especially Legg, who is the best among them.

"Hey, Legg, you're so punctual today?" A personal flying vehicle with a blue top flew over at a high speed, and stopped at the door of Ike's house.

"He also ran fast when he was looking for Ike." Another two top-equipped aircraft flew over.

Ike saw several familiar personal flying vehicles flying in the projection, so he opened the protective cover and got up to wash.

Several aircraft came in and flew to the tarmac.

Several male insects with different temperaments but all of them were out of the aircraft slowly.They are John Robert with fiery red hair and black eyes, Phil Ditters with silver hair and silver eyes, and Porter Brown with blue hair and blue eyes. Like Legg Barton, they are all The rarest S-class male son of the Zerg Empire.All of them came from the eight major families of the empire. Except for John, who is the president of the Association for the Protection of Males, the rest are vice presidents.

When Legge and others entered the room, Ike had already washed and sat in the living room.

As soon as Legge entered the room, he saw Ike glanced at him resentfully, flew towards him, and complained: "Baby Ike, don't you love me?"

Ike had an indifferent face, his eyes were sharp, and he quickly reached out his hand to block him, "I don't love you." A thousand-year-old monster said whether he loved it or not.

The more handsome the Zerg is, the more beautiful the Zerg, the age can't be seen by the face.The more beautiful and handsome they are, the stronger they are. Regardless of how young they are, most of them are thousand-year-old monsters.An insect with S-level strength has a lifespan of five thousand years.And Laige, who is acting like a baby and wants to hug him, is already [-] years old this year.

Seeing that he failed in another sneak attack, Legge sat down on the sofa and complained to John again, "People use the protective cover because the male is too weak to be afraid of accidents, but Ike opened the protective cover to prevent people from disturbing his sleep. I feel that this is too much of a waste of resources, and I strongly recommend turning off the energy shield of Ike's house."

John is used to it, he just raised his hand and rubbed Legg's golden hair, and told him the truth lightly, "Impossible." After all, the reason Ike said to open the energy shield was because Legg disturbed him in his sleep several times.

Oh, it was during that period of time that Legge felt Ike's kind greetings to him every day.Every day, he was screamed to go home with his female monarch, and then he brought Aik several times on the platform of the Starnet Xiong Protection Association with the distressed master, and tied each time. Most of the sons of the Xiongbao Association have witnessed Ike's strength, which is also the origin of Ike's title of "Battle Madman".

Ike waited for Legge to take a look, got up and brought freshly squeezed juice, and asked, "Are you all doing nothing today?"

Phil took a glass of juice and explained: "No, isn't it because John said that you were in a bad mood after receiving a forced marriage? Everyone was worried about you, so they made an appointment to come and see you."

After passing each worm a glass of juice, Ike put down the tray, picked up a glass himself, walked to an empty sofa and sat down.

"Thank you very much." Hearing what Phil said, Ike thanked him and pressed the bridge of his nose irritably.

Since receiving the news of the forced marriage, Ike is indeed in a bad mood.

This forced marriage cannot be changed. We can only guide him to think in a better way.Phil said: "Ike, if you are not satisfied with this arranged marriage, you can marry that marriage partner as the female servant, and leave him alone after the ceremony is completed. Then let him go out to work, and the female servant's salary will have to be handed over. Half of it, you still have an extra sum to spend."

Legge covered his heart and said reluctantly: "That's right, Ike, you can marry him as a female servant. Marrying a female servant is equivalent to adding a labor force to the family. In the future, you will marry someone who you really like. The queen is."

Ike is tired, is this a problem of female queens and female servants!

It's obviously because he thinks the female's body looks the same as that of a man on earth, so he can't accept it!Although he had seen many brothers in the army for many years, they simply formed a family and worked as a partner, so as not to feel exhausted physically and mentally, lonely and empty after completing the mission.At that time, it was not that no one showed him favors, but he rejected them all, because he really had no feelings for men.

Ike wailed, and Ike felt bitter, but unfortunately no worm knew about it.

His friends saw that he was in a really unhappy mood. As the big brother, John waved his hand to treat the guests out for a big meal. Potter took out a black diamond-encrusted VIP card and took them to the biggest gold-selling cave in the capital of the Zongxing Emperor—— Taurus.

Taurus is the largest center of the Zongxing Imperial Capital. The interior decoration is extremely luxurious and the security is high. It is the favorite place for the nobles of the Imperial Capital to go.

After being high all night, Ike got himself drunk and slept quietly in less than two hours after entering, and the rest of the time was spent on high.After all, they are not the moth-like males of the empire. They each have their own responsibilities and jobs, and they rarely have time to come out to play.This time I borrowed Ike's business, everyone finished the urgent work and made time to come here. Naturally, I have to play enough.

In the early morning of the next day, when Ike woke up and got up from the sofa, he found that his friends were lying on the ground except for John lying on the sofa. His expression almost didn't tense.

Fortunately, he and a few of his friends are clean, and they are the only ones in the box.Fortunately, the boxes for Taurus males are covered with thick fluffy blankets, and they are also in good physical condition.Otherwise, the headlines of the next day will be "The presidents and vice presidents of the Xiongbao Association Taurus did not return overnight", "Taurus My biggest rival in love", "The story I have to tell with S-class Xiongzi" Wait for a hot topic, and then, the image they worked so hard to maintain may completely collapse.

They are the top males in the empire, they are role models for males, they are the core of the male protection association, and their image is very important.

Ike shook his drowsy head, and walked over to give a kick to several friends who were still lying on the ground unconscious.

"Get up!"

Phil struggled to get up from the ground and sat up sleepily.

"Wait a minute."

Potter yawned, muttered something, rolled over and went back to sleep.

When Laige kicked him, in his sleep, he noticed that something was hitting him, so he quickly hugged him, smashed his mouth, and continued to sleep!

Ike helplessly pulled out his foot, which was held by Legge, and kicked it over, "Still sleeping, get up and go home to sleep."

None of them could wake up, Ike simply moved a few males who were still hangover to the sofa, and then sent a message to their respective females, sitting on the sofa and waiting for the females to catch up. After arriving, Shi Shi ran away.

In the next few days, Ike rarely stayed at the Xiongbaohui Research Institute, but stayed at home to check news of his unmarried daughter-in-law.

Because Ike couldn't accept a month's life as a stallion, he chose to get married.

Since you want to get married, you naturally have to know the news about your fiancé.

"Hall Dogs." Ike read the name of his unmarried daughter-in-law sent to him by the marriage matching center on the personal terminal, scratching his head, "It sounds familiar."

Remember this name, Ike enters this name on the star network to check.All Zerg citizens have entered their information in the star network since they were born, and there have been no major changes since then. Basically, it is updated once a year. As long as the citizens of the empire know the identity account of the other party, they can accurately find out the status of their rights through the star network. All that is known about the worm's life.

Ike doesn't have the other party's identity account, he only knows the name.After inputting the words Hall Dodgers, start searching. There are a total of 1737 names named Hall Dodgers in Starnet Science Popularization, but the others are either underage or married. After screening After the only match is only one.

Ike clicked on the person's introduction, and the first thing that caught his eye was the bold red font.

Hall Dogs, at the age of 30, injured the male son who was successfully adapted, dangerous!

Regarding this news, Ike didn't feel much about it except a little surprised.After all, even if he is a nerd, he often hears about male sons abusing female sons.What happened to people's resistance?

Ike slid his finger and continued to scroll down.

Hall Dougs, formerly known as Hall, 50 years old, S-class female, commander of the Third Army Corps, rank of general, unmarried!

Because Ike's administrative level is very high, Zong Zong always introduces the experience of Admiral Dougs from childhood to adulthood in detail.

At the bottom is the evaluation of Admiral Dougs by the citizens of the empire, which are mixed.

Some said that he was a frigid, uninterested female who was only useful because of his high rank.

Some said that the damned female son should be put on a restraint ring and demoted as a female slave to the male son who was injured by him.

Well, these bad reviews are Xiongzi's answer at first glance.

It is also said that he was able to become a military general at the age of 50 from a commoner. He is really amazing and admirable.At first glance, this kind of question is the answer of women who worship strength.

As for the demotion to female slaves, there are regulations on this. The imperial law stipulates that if a military female below the rank of general ranks and injures a male who has successfully adapted (if it is identified as a minor injury), she will be put on a restraint ring and degraded. For female slaves.

The daughter of the general rank will be revoked and sent to the most dangerous place to perform tasks.This kind of task is generally hell-level difficulty, and few bugs can come back alive.However, if the task is completed, then you can return to the normal army, and the original rank will be restored or even improved.

As for this kind of female son with a criminal record, the male son who is matched when they are married again has a week to consider whether to refuse, and the forced marriage will only be carried out if there is no rejection after a week.And after being promoted to the rank of general, he is not allowed to use the privilege of forced marriage that belongs to the general.

Ike dragged his finger on the Internet, slowly read hundreds of pages of reviews, raised his eyebrows and sighed: "No way, luck is so good, can you match a general if you match casually?"

As an ordinary worm, with a small amount of resources, she can break through the shackles of blood and become an excellent S-class female.

At the age of 30, he was just awarded the rank of major general, but because he injured a mentally disabled person who had a successful genetic adaptation, he was relegated to a small soldier and thrown into the most dangerous place to perform missions.

After successfully completing the mission and returning, at the young age of 50, he climbed to a higher status than before with his illustrious military exploits and was awarded the rank of general.

It took a day to understand the other party's great achievements. As a former soldier, Ike stared at the video shot by the military reporter when Dougs returned from the death mission. When he saw the tired female, he suddenly realized that My heart fluttered slightly.

On the other side, a week after the news of the forced marriage was sent, on a planet 300 million light-years away from the Zerg Star, Admiral Hall Dougs, who had just led the team to explore an original planet back to the starship, urgently summoned his adjutant to him. office.

"Report!" The adjutant came over quickly.

"Come in." Dougs said.

The adjutant glanced at the tired-looking boss, and asked with concern: "General, are you feeling unwell? I'll call the military doctor." He turned around and was about to leave without caring about etiquette.

"Rexton, I'm fine." Dawgs stopped him and ordered, "Go and inform the generals and starship captains to have an emergency video conference in 5 minutes."

"Yes, General!" Laxton wanted to ask if something happened, but in the end he just saluted Dougs, then turned and left to carry out the task that Dougs gave him.

Dougs also got up and went to the captain's room of the Legend, where only the starship captain's room could connect to multiple videos at the same time.

After Legston notified everyone, he went to the captain's room and told Dogs that the notification was in place.Dougs nodded and switched on the video.

The meeting ends in 10 minutes.After Dougs turned off the video, he solemnly ordered: "Laxton, this place will be handed over to you for the next month."

Laxton hesitated to speak, he was very clear about General Dodgers.He not only wants the general to get married successfully, but also fears that the general will be hurt by Xiongzi, and even more worried that the general will be rejected by the other party again.

After all, the more advanced the female is, the longer and more turbulent the emotional tide is, and the more she needs to be comforted by the male's spiritual power.

General Dougs has been using inhibitors since he was an adult, which is very harmful to his body, but the general has been fighting outside until he was 30 years old, and he has no time to contact Xiongzi.

At the age of 30, the marriage center finally matched a B-level male son. Although the grade is not high, it is not too bad. After all, the general was only a major general at that time, and he did not have the right to marry.The general went to find the male to get married, but before the two worms could prove that the male wanted to do something wrong with the general, although most of the females were willing to do this, but their generals were relatively simple and had to be married. That male is also very courageous, and he wants to be strong.He didn't look at his own strength, but he was slapped by the general in a panic. He heard that he was blown away, and then the marriage ended without a problem and the general was brought to court.This incident was so big that the male sons they had married in the past 20 years either refused as soon as they received the message from the marriage matching center, or they refused at the last minute of the week.

Dougs also understood what he was thinking, he just looked at his adjutant with a chuckle, and whispered: "Yesterday, it has been a week."

Laxton was delighted to hear that, "Really, General?"

Dougs nodded and hummed, then turned and went to the transport ship that had just delivered the supplies, and he would return to the insect star with the transport ship.

Laxton stood on the Legend and saluted, "General, congratulations!"

The author has something to say:

Haha, believe me, this is another flag.