The protagonist is the group favorite

This world is a world about rebirth, and by the way, a world about Phoenix Man.

The so-called phoenix man usually refers to a person who was born in poverty, has excellent grades, is dedicated to climbing, cares about family ties, is good at disguising, and can have a good marriage as a stepping stone in his career.

And there is a big family in the family, waiting for Fenghuang male to succeed in his studies, and pull out the family.

Usually, these family members will ask the Phoenix man to take care of all kinds of trivial matters, in order to "I have supported you with all my strength, and you must not be ungrateful."

"We are all relatives, what's wrong with helping out. If you don't help, you will be a heartless white-eyed wolf!"

This kind of discourse biubiubiu carries out a double attack on the soul and morality.

Even the Phoenix man can't refuse the request of his relatives, so usually the spouse of the Phoenix man is not very comfortable.

But in this world, Chu Bai is not a phoenix man, because that kind of scheming and forbearing image doesn't go well with Xiao Baihua.

It is said that Chu Bai was originally the heir of a family business, because when he was young, he was found out about the family situation by a Phoenix boy from the same school.

Therefore, Phoenix Man designed Chu Bai to make Chu Bai fall into embarrassment or danger, and then took the opportunity to rescue him.

Gradually won Chu Bai's heart.

As a true-stupid, white and sweet Chu Bai, he has neither the city nor the brain, and his heart is only in love.

So, of course, he was played around by the phoenix man.

Chu Bai: I thought, he loves me, and then crackling, talking about 30000 words of sweet interaction, during which there are all kinds of bulingbuling love bubble light, which is a typical love background wall of girl comics.

Of course, it was matched by Chu Bai's shy little powder fist.

With a punch, the kind of force that can make people vomit blood.

After a bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, the bamboo horse covered his chest}| mouth with tears in his mouth, with a mouthful of old blood in his mouth, if he wanted to vomit or not, he had to pretend to be strong.

Chu Bai lacked a correct understanding of his strength.

What he didn't know was that, listening to his BB, the bamboo horse was not only injured in his heart, but also seriously injured in his body.

Often after Chu Bai leaves, Zhuma has to dial 1.2.0 to go to the hospital by himself...

As for why, it is probably to treat fractures, Chu Bai's iron fists are the kind that can break people's bones...

Chu Bai, who has nothing in his heart, is still very interested in talking about his love history with his childhood sweetheart, the brother next door who grew up with him.

As we all know, under normal circumstances, childhood sweethearts can't reach the sky. This sentence has been widely circulated on the ferry, and it is already a stalk that is often brought up by people.

The same is true in various novels and dramas.

A more routine collocation, that is.

Zhuma actually likes Chu Bai, but he is the gentle type, and he starts to think about it slowly, and then confesses when he is able to speak out.

In the end, unexpectedly, Chu Bai ran away with other stinky men!

Bamboo Horse: I feel like my blond hair has turned green.

However, despite the non-mainstream yellow hair, Zhuma is still a gentle and shy person at heart.

What can he do, of course, in front of the spare tire, pretend nothing happened, and continue to watch Chu Bai silently.

Listen to Chu Bai's various trivial and sweet daily life.

Bamboo Horse: Feeling suffocated.

The thought of going to the hospital later made me even more suffocated.

After the meeting, the hospital acquaintances greeted skillfully: "Mr. X, you are here again today. Is it the same problem as last time? A few bones were broken today."

Then, while receiving treatment, the bamboo horse will discuss what to eat for lunch today.

Alas, getting used to it comes naturally, there is a strange man who likes the shy Chu Bai, what can he do!

But when it comes to bones, I suddenly feel that eating white elephant big bone noodles at noon is not bad...

Although they all have bone characters, there are really no big bones in this instant noodle.

What you eat to make up for, this widely circulated saying, does not exist in instant noodles, right?

Let's not talk about the daily life of the bamboo horse.

Here, after Chu Bai and Phoenix Man got together, Phoenix Man still talked sweetly and coaxed him in all kinds of ways at first.

When Chu Bai became dizzy from the ecstasy soup, Phoenix Man took advantage of this to eat away at Chu Bai's family business.

In the end, the phoenix man who became the boss and held the shares in his hand would tear his face and reveal his true colors.

For example, he actually has a poor Bai Yueguang true love, who has always loved true love deeply, and only stays with Chu Bai for money.

Now that you have power and power, you will naturally want to take over your true love and enjoy the blessings.

Afterwards, usually Bai Yueguang is actually a green tea whore, who often wears small shoes for Chu Bai secretly, and then pretends to be generous in front of others.

Above, the entanglement between the three, plus the idiotic guardianship of the bamboo horse.

If there are too many of these contents, you can add dozens of chapters, or even create a label of deep sadomasochistic love, scumbags and low-spirited people, and write a million-dollar long article, which is completely possible.

All kinds, you love me, I love him, he doesn’t love me, he just came here for money, I don’t care, anyway, I just love him...

Arrows between characters are very confusing.

In the end, the script of this scumbag attacking cheap shou ended with Chu Bai being accidentally killed by Bai Yueguang / deliberately killed by Bai Yueguang / secretly killed by a scumbag in order to avoid hidden dangers / tied to a mental hospital by a scumbag pretending to be affectionate ···

And Chu Bai, as the protagonist, how could he die so easily and aggrieved.

This is the direction of the face-slapping cool text, so Chu Bai will be reborn from the blood, turn around magnificently, and the king will return!

Then Chu Bai was reborn, and then piapiapia slapped the scumbag in the face, exposing the fact that Bai Yueguang was actually a gold-worshiping green tea bitch.

This made the scumbag completely disappointed in Bai Yueguang, and instead attracted to the maverick Chu Bai.

Then there was Chu Bai who ruthlessly rejected the scumbag, and said: "You hurt me~ I want to laugh it off~"

The scumbag naturally began to beg bitterly, expressing desperately, I love you, I just found out that my true love is you.

At this time, there are two most common branch directions.

Either kill each other and love each other, Chu Bai and the scumbag will engage in a 300-chapter drama of heart and body abuse, with the help of cannon fodder and bamboo horses mixed in the middle.After chasing his wife at the crematorium, Chu Bai reconciled with the scumbag again, and then started a sweet life.

Either the bamboo horse is right, Chu Bai firmly disagrees with being with the scumbag, thinking that only the bamboo horse has not let him down, and then the two of them stay together and continue their sweet life.

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Um, wait, this plot, it seems, seems a bit familiar.

Pei Jing pondered for a while, and felt that although she was just an ordinary reborn abuser, what was going on with this sense of déjà vu?

Ah!

I see, it's you, Lin Pinru!

Isn't Chu Bai's experience the same as the sexually transformed version of Lin Pinru. (Of course, the power to vomit blood with one punch does not count.)

I still remember that Lin Pinru was also abused and abandoned by the scumbag who had a mistress, then changed her clothes and hairstyle, and made a transformation that was as magical as a little magic fairy, and then with the scumbag and mistress, Entangled for more than n episodes.

The TV series "The Temptation of Returning to the Village" was very popular back then.

How do you wear clothes like clothes...

This classic internet joke, and the phrase "Hello}|Sao" "Why are you carrying Pinru's wardrobe?"

Coupled with the magically modified panda head expression pack.

These few words were once wildly spread on the Internet, and they were almost always teased by people.

Stop, stop, Pei Jing shook his head.

If this continues, he will not be able to look at the story directly.

My god, it's so magical.

Well, yes, let's change the way of thinking.

This time the plot line was advanced very early.

How early is it? Probably everyone is in elementary school.

Chu Bai hasn't met Zhuma yet.

Gathering from her thoughts, Pei Jing looked up at the people in the classroom, including herself, Chu Bai, and Zhong Jing.

The bamboo horse seems to be a transfer student setting, right?Then his role will be relatively late.

Chu Bai, who was in elementary school, was busy scribbling on textbooks with his head down.

Why did Pei Jing know this?

Because Chu Bai is a scumbag at school, he belongs to the kind who falls asleep when he is in class, and looks miserable when he does homework.

Every time he took the exam, Chu Bai had a heavy expression on his face, as if he was about to go to the execution ground.

And the results never let Chu Bai down.

He often fails...

Among the subjects of Chinese, mathematics and English, he failed even his mother tongue.

Fortunately, Chu Bai's parents were too busy to take care of Chu Bai because they were too busy flying around to talk about business.

Otherwise, in an ordinary family, with Chu Bai's appearance, a scolding would be inevitable.

It is also possible to taste fried pork slices with bamboo shoots and experience the feeling of mixed doubles...

Because of his grades, Chu Bai likes to sing the adapted nursery rhyme: "I want to blow up the school, carrying a bag"

Now he has a hey hey hey face, smiling so happily.It's definitely not because I can't solve the problem that I am so happy.

I am still writing constantly, and I have changed several colored pens.What this is doing is not difficult to imagine.

Cough cough cough, Pei Jing remembered that at the beginning, he also liked to add some backgrounds to the characters in the textbooks, or change various clothes and add some actions, such as dynamic light waves and the like. ··

After Chu Bai used his devil painting technique to carry out some magic changes.

Chu Bai immediately happily tore up a whole page of lyric poems in the Chinese textbook.

Formed into a ball, Chu Bai threw it onto Pei Jing's table with a "biu—" all of a sudden. (Two people are separated by a row, and there are five people in the middle)

Coincidentally, the teacher turned around and saw this scene.

So, he immediately reprimanded Chu Bai for not listening carefully.

Turning around, I saw Pei Jing's cute and innocent big eyes, blinking round and round, and her childish face, with baby fat, looked very cute.

Pei Jing must have been deliberately interrupted by Chu Bai to study.

After making this judgment, Chu Bai was asked to copy the poems he was studying five times as a punishment.

As for Pei Jing, he got a loving pat on the head.

After class, Pei Jing unfolded the ball of paper, only to see a few lines of big characters written crookedly on it, missing arms and legs:

Feiyijing, it's time to play with me today. Last time you went out with Zhongjing, neither of you took me with you.There are a lot of strokes in the middle (blackened), I don’t like him occupying you all the time, I will give you all my chocolates and snacks.You are leaving, let's play together.

···

Pei Jing looked at Chu Bai's typo and pinyin, and also wrote his and Zhong Jing's names wrongly. The whole paper was painted black, and some ugly hearts were drawn on the side.

Colorful hearts, true - simple strokes for elementary school students.

It looks like an irregular ellipse, and it can barely be seen that it is sunken in the middle...

Forget it, Pei Jing thought, you can't even write my name correctly, why do you want to play with me?

Hmph, Pei Jing pouted.

Then he looked at his desk pocket, which was stuffed with a lot of paper balls, as well as various chocolates, fruit candies, puff cakes, and various colorful snacks.

This is only received today.

Including Pei Jing herself, there are a total of 40 primary school students in the class.

But today, 39 of them threw small paper balls at Pei Jing.

Really - the whole class loves not to explain.

Opening up the paper ball, Zhong Jing's handwriting was prettier than Chu Bai's, at least the name was spelled correctly.

"Pei Jing, today I brought buns, sea salt cake, potato chips...these are all for you, let's go play together after school.

Don't believe other people's nonsense. From the beginning to the end, I only play well with you. XX is a liar, he likes to make small reports, they are all fake, I didn't say that I want to play with other people! "

XX?

Pei Jing thought for a while, then found a pink paper ball, opened the paper ball and saw that it read:

"Zhong Jing wants to play with other people. I heard it. Don't be fooled by him. Play with me in the future. I will protect you. If Zhong Jing dares to come to you again, I will spit on him!"

There is also a simple expression with grinning teeth drawn on the back.

Well, the conflicts between elementary school students are also very intense.

Pei Jing thought to herself, if she can come up with the trick of spitting, she sounds like a very young student.

Alas, it's not good to be too popular.

Look, there are elementary school students who want to play with me today, all the students in the class, how should I choose?

What a sweet annoyance.

Before Pei Jing could come up with a solution, suddenly, the teacher went out.

After a while, he brought the bamboo horse in.

He also said that this student has just completed the transfer procedures today, and he will take classes in this class in the future. Please applaud and welcome the new student!

There was a burst of applause from piapiapia.

Then the teacher began to ask the bamboo horse, where do you want to sit?

Zhuma looked around the entire classroom, and then couldn't move his eyes when he looked at Pei Jing.

He pointed to Pei Jing and said, Teacher, I want to sit with him.

Zhong Jing, who was sitting next to Pei Jing, was full of question marks.

Then the teacher looked at the two people, and simply asked Pei Jing, who do you want to sit with?

Pei Jing chose Zhuma Jun...

Hey, as for why this happened, it's probably because, for Pei Jing.

Zhong Jing is a bamboo horse, and the transfer student is a sky drop.

According to reason.

Bamboo horses are no better than heaven!

Very good, this logic is very smooth and there is nothing wrong with it.

Zhong Jing was dumbfounded...

The author has something to say: update at around [-]:[-] p.m., I feel that it can be like this first, if there is a list, the update time will be changed according to the list, but it is updated every day, and there are updates every day ~ I will explain something ~

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The following is the annotation part -

1. Quote the line "You hurt me, but you still want to laugh it off" from the lyrics "Let's laugh it off".

2. That nursery rhyme, "I'm going to blow up the school, and I'm carrying a bag." I forgot where I heard it, and I've tried several versions, but it still doesn't look the same.In short, this is not original, so it is taken from Du Niang.

3. There are too many previous chapters, and I just turned to another chapter, Chapter 32.Quote the line "How can you let me be sad" (how can you let me be sad).

4. "You still betrayed me after all", why can't I find a suitable lyrics?I forgot where I heard it, so it was taken from Du Niang.

5. Ferry found a line of lyrics "My love, please don't go", from "La La La".The original text of this article is "Ah! My love! Don't go!" This sentence was originally a sand sculpture sentence of my own nonsense, but since I found similar lyrics, please mark it.

3.4.5. All from Chapter 32.

6. Chapter 33 quotes the line "Little Rabbit, Be Good" (Little Rabbit, Be Good, Open the Door).

The liver text is quite tiring~ Sometimes I forget to mark it in a moment of negligence. I thought it would be fine to write the original text as the lyrics. There are also more famous lyrics, and I thought I should have heard of them all.Now think about it or say it.If I find any references, I will mention them in the new chapter, because once I change the content, I have to review it again. Now that I find a typo, I dare not fix it~