The protagonist is the group favorite

This world is the so-called red envelope flow world.

The red envelope flow is a school that was once popular in the Internet literature circle, but it is not known whether it is still popular now.

Its characteristics can be roughly summed up as follows: Chu Bai, who was originally just a salted fish college student waiting to die, suddenly one day, when he opened the mobile APP and refreshed his Tanmei novels, he found that there was a brand new penguin interface on the mobile APP. group chat.

This group chat is called the Association of Communicators of All Heavens and Worlds.

And the group members are lively and lively, there must be thousands of people.

Chu Bai is a diving crowd. The legendary group-adding maniac refers to his kind. He especially likes to join the penguin group, but he never speaks, does not bubble up, and always lies in the list, secretly observing the chatting of the group members. .

Chu Bai thought to himself, since dozens of groups were added a while ago, this group probably entered by accident.

Originally, Chu Bai looked at his 32G internal memory, the phone was already stuck to the point where Weixin couldn’t run normally, and the interface kept popping up to remind him to free up the cache space, otherwise it would affect the normal use of Weixin.

Chu Bai looked at his magnificent list of penguins, countless 99+, quickly swiping and swipe across, obsessive-compulsive disorder, if you don't click every little red dot, you will feel uncomfortable in your heart.

Then pick a few groups at random, quit, and save some memory.

Thinking this way, Chu Bai casually clicked into the penguin group on the top, which was full of style in the second grade.

This is probably because I have read too many time-travel novels, and I am also a communicator of the heavens. Look at these two names.

Oh, it's all strangely familiar.

The king in yellow, Yugo Bubble, a certain octopus monster... and various anime characters, as well as characters from well-known novels.

In the group chat messages, there are still discussions about rituals, summons, arrival, where the plot of my side has gone, which teammate I met, and which dungeon I am playing.

Among them, some people posted pictures and asked other group members for help, talking gaudyly, which seemed to be the case.

Chu Bai curled his lips in disdain, he could really blow it off, one by one, the whole thing looked like the real thing.

Aiming at the keyboard, Chu Bai just changed the name card of the group and named it "The Only Protagonist of the Multiverse", ready to make a big move, mocking these older middle-aged patients, don't think that the ferry steals pictures, and then name it Two-dimensional, it will be true. The protagonists themselves.

Without waiting for Chu Bai to use his trolling skills, he used the style of keyboard warrior to teach these people how to behave.

"Drip-drip-"

A harsh sound rang out.

Chu Bai suddenly raised his head.

This small house was a rented house where he lived alone. Because of the discord between his college roommates, Chu Bai moved out by himself.

Where's the voice coming from?

Chu Bai looked around, but did not find the source of the sound.

"drop--"

The voice rang again, this time Chu Bai realized it, as if it sounded directly in his head.

Ah!

Is it!

Could it be that I am still under too much mental pressure and have auditory hallucinations?

Think of the news "Shocked!A college student lived alone in a rented house and ate takeaway food every day. One month after his death, his neighbors smelled it and reported it to the police" "Major Events!"Staying up late every day will lead to mental disorders, neurasthenia, auditory and visual hallucinations and many other phenomena."

The messages sent by the Prestige Princess all seem to be so suitable for their current situation.

As for why I don't think it's a plug-in.

Please, although Chu Bai is a talker, he often reads novels, and often has the slightest fantasy of turning over, but he is already 22 years old.

They are all about to graduate from college.

The current protagonists, elementary school students and middle school students, are the most popular candidates to save the world!

Especially when he was only a few years old, he had already embarked on the road to another world and started to fight for peace.

The awareness of this kind of elementary school student is much higher than that of Xianyu Chubai.

During the most serious years of Chu Bai’s second illness, he hid in the house every day, yelled at the broom to take off, and then tried to get into the fireplace.

Pick up the bed sheet, put it on your body, hold a broom in your hand, and wear a wreath of willow branches on your head, imagining that you are performing the enthronement ceremony.

···

And so on, a lot of black history.

As a result, his head got stuck in the chimney of the fireplace and he couldn't get it out. Afterwards, he called 1.1.9 and was able to rescue Chu Bai under the watchful eyes of countless neighbors.

There is no special channel for Hogg XX School.

In short, because of the shadow of the past, Chu Bai now only feels that it's too bad, I just stayed up for three days and read novels desperately. Am I going to die young because of this?

Sure enough, staying up late to practice immortality has boundless mana.Happy staying up late, about to ascend to heaven.

Picking up the wallet, Chu Bai put on his coat, and prepared to take the bus to the hospital for an examination.

Why not take a taxi, of course, to save money.

Walking to the stop sign, just as Chu Bai used his short-sighted eyes to try his best to distinguish the number of buses coming. (I left in such a hurry, I forgot my glasses)

At this time, the voice in Chu Bai's head may have chosen to protest loudly because he had been ignoring him.

"Boom boom boom!"

The sound of gongs and drums, accompanied by the familiar "good luck, ah good luck~"

The huge sound seemed to be stuffed with a loudspeaker in his head.

Chu Bai's expression froze, he covered his head in pain, and then prepared to call 120, and he didn't talk about money anymore, he just wanted to go to the hospital right now.

My God, what kind of new snake spirit disease is this, and it also comes with BGM?

At this moment, the sound of music in my mind has switched from "Good Luck" to "I'm looking up, above the moon~"

Familiar square dance, this is the favorite of aunts!

Chu Bai's face lost all expression.

He fell to the ground and muttered to himself: "I was accompanied by a square dance, have I been tortured for too long? Why does this strange hallucination appear?"

Before Chu Bai doubted his life, he began to bang on the wall in order to wake up.

The BGM sound stopped.

"cough cough"

A voice that sounded a little pretentious, cleared his throat deliberately, and then said slowly: "Dear Water Blue Star player, congratulations on getting the golden finger, red envelope group.

Now please complete your first task, in the red envelope group, receive the red envelopes from the bosses. "

Chu Bai gasped.

hiss--

It's so terrifying, it seems that my condition is already severe enough that I can complete the following by myself.

This is a good inspiration, so hurry up and write it down, and post it back to Jinjiang Novels to earn some pocket money.

other side:···

Isn't this the right reaction?Why don't you follow the script?Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you be crying with gratitude, or laughing excitedly?It is best to make a few more declarations of bitterness and deep hatred, and express in high spirits that you are no longer what you used to be.

I'm the legendary golden finger!

In Quanshui Blue Star, how many people are asking for nothing from me, why does Chu Bai react like this?

Goldfinger was unhappy, so "The boundless end of the world is my love~"

The Golden Melody Comes Back...

What kind of red envelope streaming cheat is this?Are you sure it's not a portable music player?

Pei Jing rolled over with a smile.

At this time, the square dance team outside was singing "I love you, my home~", and the crowd danced with a smile on their faces.

All of these are so harmonious and coordinated.

Pei Jing couldn't help laughing anymore, and went to flip through the script in his mind.

Just as he was about to get up, he picked up the mobile phone that he had just accidentally thrown aside.

The doorbell rang.

Pei Jing opened the door and took a look.

It's Chu Bai.

Of course, it was Chu Bai who hadn't gotten the golden finger yet.

Chu Bai, the king of talking, can set off a bloodbath on the Internet and fight with the trolls on the opposite side, but in reality, he is just a weak, pitiful and introverted nerd.

At this moment, Chu Bai twisted up his sleeves nervously, and said in a weak voice, "Hi, hello, I forgot my mobile phone at home, and I didn't take the key. May I borrow your mobile phone for you?" Can the landlord call and talk?"

Pei Jing watched Chu Bai staring at the floor from beginning to end, not daring to raise his head.

Is it so socially scary?

Pei Jing didn't mean to embarrass Chu Bai, so he readily handed over his mobile phone.

without password.

As soon as Chu Bai unlocked it, he saw Pei Jing's selfie interface, and he was stunned.

Taking selfie photos as a mobile phone lock screen is certainly not a new operation.

What makes Chu Bai lose his mind is, my God, this is too good-looking, right?

Chu Bai couldn't help raising his head to peep.

He saw a flourishing beauty.

The familiar mass grave of Ah Wei.

Pei Jing said very habitually: "Aren't you going to make a call?"

"Oh, call, call..." Chu Bai's eyes wandered from side to side, his expression was in a trance, like a dream.

At this moment, a phone call came in, Chu Bai didn't pay attention, swiped his finger, and answered it.

Confused, he said, "Hi"

"Husband... no, who are you?"

The originally gentle voice on the other side immediately became cold when they heard Chu Bai's voice.

A certain CEO, Zhong Jing, was very cool, and with a voice full of ice, he asked unceremoniously: "Where did you get the phone? Where is my husband? How is he? nothing?"

Chu Bai heard the sound of clothes rubbing against each other, as well as the sound of running with great strides.

While pressing the elevator frantically, Zhong Jing saw that the elevator was not coming, so he simply ran down the stairs.

While running, Zhong Jing did not forget to ask: "Say, what did you do to my husband?"

Pei Jing saw that a small matter seemed to be a sign of becoming a big one, so she simply took the phone back.

He said directly to Zhong Jing, "It's okay."

As soon as she heard her husband's voice, Zhong Jing's tone returned to the original docile tone.

While adjusting his breathing rate, he asked patiently: "What happened just now? Is there something wrong?"

Pei Jing looked helpless, standing there, very embarrassed Chu Bai.

He smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's just that the neighbor forgot to bring his mobile phone and keys, and then asked me to borrow the phone."

"That's good. I just finished my work. Let's go back and cook for you."

Zhong Jing started the car and started driving to where Pei Jing was.

Seeing Chu Bai's stupid look, Pei Jing simply made a phone call for him and explained the situation.

The landlord came very quickly, he gave Pei Jing a sad look, and then drove Chu Bai back to his rental house in disgust.

Just when the landlord was about to say something.

Zhong Jing is here...

The author has something to say: This book is going to be dumped, everyone can slaughter it first, there is no need to fatten it up.It started from Chapter 24, and now it is about 13w, which is already very long, and it can be finished directly in a while.Mainly for the purpose of being on the list after entering v, with pre-acquisition and receiving documents, the channel Shurachang, the collection is too low, and it can't even climb the list. This book doesn't seem to be going for a long time.Then bring some collections for the next book, and make a good start~ This is done for the heavy traffic on weekends, and the reverse v must be the back row of the list. It is estimated that it took a long time to find the one that finally found it. I can only choose the one with high traffic. Save the day...

Little angels, if you think this book is okay, then you can continue to follow it in the future.If you don’t like it, then I will see you later~ Anyway, thank you for being here, and give all the big babies a kiss~ Bobo, let’s be happy today~