Feed the villains with love [Transmigration Book]

How hard life is.

Martial arts hit the street, medical skills hit the street, and there was an iceberg virgin straight (Virgo, straight man).After crossing, there are only a lot of DEBUFFs, no cheats.

Obviously everyone else has golden fingers, but what about mine? ?This unscientific!

What's even more hateful is this bean curd dregs physique, it's just haha!

After a mandarin duck bathed in a hot bath, everything was normal in Dugu the next day, but Tang Shen contracted a cold and fell ill in bed!

This disease, coupled with the inflammation of the wound on the arm, unexpectedly procrastinated for less than half a month.Tang Lueyan, the sword-wielding elder, deserves to be the super popular "man with the strongest sect".Even if the idle clouds and wild cranes don't ask about things, they will receive piles of condolences as soon as they lie in bed.

Qin Yi's supplements, Hua Xiaozhen's elixir, the embroidered purses of the female disciples of various sects, and even the dead old man Qian Yisheng, unexpectedly brought four full boxes of valuable gifts to them.

If he is really treacherous and cunning, do you want me to relax his vigilance?

Stop dreaming!Only you~ I will never let you go!If I can't deal with you now, it's already cheap for you!

"These gifts from Mr. Qian... I will reward you."

Tang Lueyan's four personal servants in Maple Leaf Villa are named Xiao Jiang, Xiao Vinegar, Xiao Tea, and Xiao Yan—I don't know who came up with the idea, but the fronts of the four people's clothes were also sewn with "ginger" and "vinegar" respectively. "The words "tea" and "salt" are easy to recognize.

The four servants rejoiced: "Master, do you really want to reward us with such excellent snow ginseng, abalone belly and mountain delicacies?"

"Yeah, but be careful when you eat it." It might have been poisoned by the old man.

"My master is so kind and virtuous! Such a good ingredient, even if I eat it to death, it is worth it in this life!"

Tang Shen saw the greedy ghosts of the four mouths flowing like a river, and said to himself that it is as expected that the names are all condiments.Especially the one named Xiao Jiang is absolutely amazing, while knelt and thanked, he still didn't forget to touch the cloud cake from his sleeve and eat it secretly?

"Oh, the master still has it," Chew Chew, Chew Chew, "Umm, the devil next door just came to visit you too. He left a pot of scallions for the master, uh..."

onion?Following Xiao Jiang's gaze, Tang Shen saw a pot of green and lush shallots on the window sill.

"Although it's not a valuable thing," Chew Chew, Chew Chew, "but since the devil cultivated it carefully, it must be delicious when fried."

"..."

Dugu was sentenced to confinement, and almost all the original magic weapons were confiscated.

Maple Leaf Villa has strict rules, no reading books, no alcohol, and no more flower seeds for him.

Therefore, it is said that the man has been "planting flowers" in the small courtyard all these years, but in fact, he has dug some wild grasses and small flowers that grow naturally in the soil with pots and pots to serve them.Among them, the one that grows the best, and Duguji's most precious, is this pot of shallots.

Came to visit Tang Lueyan, but Dugu had no possessions, so he gave this beloved shallot to him.

"Xiao Jiang, remember! Next time Dugu comes over... definitely, definitely wake me up! Also, no one is allowed to cut my baby shallots and stir fry!"

Xiao Jiang blinked, and saw that the master carefully took down the pot of green onions from the window sill and carried it into his arms with a face full of treasure. Suddenly, there was a chill behind his back, and he was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the red dates from his sleeve to suppress his shock.

Really, the direction of the plot in front of me...is something wrong?master!Why are you always blushing at the chives given by the big devil?

Forget it, out of sight is out of mind!Just as he was about to walk away, Tang Lueyan shouted behind him: "Xiao Jiang, wait a minute!"

"Come here, come closer to me."

"..."

Xiao Jiang felt that something was wrong with her master Tang Lueyan these two days, and Tang Shen also felt that something was wrong with this servant——

Among the four servants, Little Vinegar, Little Tea and Little Salt are all passers-by faces that can be forgotten at a glance. If it weren't for the embroidered words on their chests, it would be difficult to tell them apart from each other.

Only this little ginger is different.

A young servant, his cheeks are always stuffed with food like a hamster, but he can still see that he is handsome, with sword eyebrows and star eyes.When he’s not eating, he’s even more handsome to the point of disobedience. His eyelashes are very long, his face has a skeletal look of a mixed race, and there’s a small tear mole under his left eye, which can be done simply by changing clothes. The appearance of the protagonist is too abnormal no matter how you look at it!

"Little Jiang, what's your full name?"

"Master, Xiao Jiang is called Xiao Jiang." While answering, he took out a peanut from his sleeve.

"But Jiang is just a surname, right? There must be a name behind you?" Even if it's called Jiang Gousheng?

"Master, you are joking, let alone Xiao Jiang's level of servants, in our villa, the names of senior brothers of many sects are just 'Senior Senior Brother'?" Peel, eat.

Tang Shen felt more and more that the conversation was going unfathomable.

"Why do you... have no names?"

"Isn't it normal for an NPC to not have a name? I haven't seen one or two of your protagonists with full names before, and you think it's strange for us to be like this."

"!" Tang Lueyan grabbed Xiao Jiang's sleeve, and the peanut shells fell to the ground.

……

"Little Jiang, Heavenly King Gedihu!"

"...chicken stew with mushrooms?"

"Sky blue is waiting for the misty rain, and I am waiting for you!"

"Cooking smoke curls up, thousands of miles across the river?"

"Dear one—!"

"I'll go! I didn't expect you, master, to be gay——!"

For a while, ghosts and wolves were howling in the house, a grand scene of the Second Red Army meeting the Fourth Red Army, and a small stream meeting a small river.

……

"So, you are the 'Editor Tang' in the group?"

"So, you are the 'Boss Jiang' in the group?"

Uncle Police is this guy!This unbelievably handsome guy, he, he is actually the project, project, director, and supervisor of the online game design team of "Tian Yan Ji"!

Although they have never met each other, after all, they have been chatting in the same WeChat group for several months, and they have been friends for a long time.Not only did Tang Shen know that this person was a senior reader of the Great Mother God, but he could also deduce from the shy attitude of the little girls in the group that this director Jiang Shenxing must be young, handsome, talented and bright, and he is a rare Young talents!

Now, this young handsome man is wearing the gray clothes of an NPC, eating melon seeds and talking in front of him.

"Editor Tang, I'm pretty sure this is not the 'world in the book' of the Great Mother Goddess, or... it can be considered a 'world in the book', but on the basis of the 'world in the book', a lot of things we are making are integrated. That 'gameworld' element."

“How come you see?”

"... I have tried the treasure chests buried in online games, and most of them can be dug out."

"...!"

"Look, editor Tang, this is the Breeze Curse that I found in the dry well behind the house. This is the healing medicine dill fruit and miraculous elixir that I dug from the front mountain. There are also..."

"Gold, Goldfinger——!!"

Tang Shen was so excited that he forgot that he was still having a fever, and hugged his thigh every minute.It's coming, it's finally here!I just said that my cross-travel cheat has never appeared super unscientific!

Isn't the director Jiang Shenxing who is familiar with all the game settings in front of him a gorgeous and living cheat? !

"Gold, Goldfinger?!" Jiang Shenxing was so frightened that he felt bad all over, "Editor Tang, calm down, I'm just a fucking NPC right now! Super crisp, super easy to kneel, your character The settings are much better than mine, I should be the one who hugs your thigh!"

"Ping, bang, bang——" The sound of bottles and jars being smashed suddenly came from the partition wall, interrupting the fiery friendship of the two time-travelers in the room.

"what's the situation?"

"Uh," Jiang Shenxing took out a fig from his pocket-like sleeve of Tinker Bell, "I guess...that group of brats went to the devil's yard to smash and rob again, right?"

"What? What smashing and looting? What brat?"

"Uh, editor Tang, don't you know?"

The small courtyard next door was already in a mess.

The carefully built small flower bed has been completely smashed, leaving no half empty pot of grass.

Dugu Lonely hunched over, limped and lowered his head to tidy up the broken branches and flowers scattered all over the place.Seeing his reticence, Tang Shen was immediately angry and distressed: "Who did it?"

"Just your group of bear disciples, they will come over every once in a while to make trouble," Jiang Shenxing chewed the fruit, "Especially the leader of the bear children... you are definitely very familiar with Tang Bian!"

……

"Gongdu! Good night! Stand against the wall for me! Stand up straight!"

The male protagonist of "Blood Crossing Sword", fifteen years old, the rough and handsome Xiao Gongdu wears a frizzy high ponytail, a ruby ​​earring, and a pair of cute canine teeth: "Uh, master, over there That... is the rest of my life."

Tang Shen glanced at the little beauty dressed in blue with a calm face beside her: "Of course I know!"

"Then...how did Master wrongly call him 'Good Night'?"

"I can call him whatever I like! Starting today, the little brat will change my name to Liangxiao!"

Anyway, that person's Taoist name will also be "Liangxiao Daoist" in the future, and readers will only remember his name as Liangxiao, no one calls him by his real name at all, no difference!

"Master, think twice, a good night is not as good as the rest of your life!"

"Gong Du, do you also want to change your name? Do you want to have a good night?"

"..."

"You guys! Your parents saved you and sent you to the mountain villa, expecting you to practice morality and Taoism, and in the future you will be successful in your studies, and you will be chivalrous - not to ask you to be naughty and mess around all day long. !"

"They are all fourteen or fifteen years old! At your age, the head of the sect, Qin Yi, has already become famous all over the world. If you are so naive and stubborn, when will he become a hero who is as indomitable as the head of the sect? I won glory in Maple Leaf Villa, making my juniors and sisters proud?"

"Especially you! Gong Du! Ever since the head of the sect praised you for your talent the year before last, you've been so complacent. Tell yourself, how many troubles have you caused over the years? How come you never know how to reflect on yourself?"

Seeing that the hero Gong Du was scolded bloody, readers in "Blood Crossing Sword" were dubbed "true first heroine", "almighty little butler", "husband guard and mad devil" male second Lu Yusheng—— That is to say, "Good Night" finally couldn't help bowing and bowed, and he stepped forward in a gentle manner: "Master calm down, don't get angry, and don't blame senior brother Gong too much."

"Senior Brother Gong, he... heard that the devil caused Master to suffer from a cold, so he was out of breath for a while before trying to reason. But who knew that the devil wouldn't talk to people, and the brother was angry, so he lost his sense of propriety and smashed his things. Master forgive me."

"..." Tang Shen could still swear a few words to the juvenile version of Gong Du, but he couldn't do anything to the beautiful and childish Liang Xiao.

It's really a good night with a touch of vermilion lines on his brows, a handsome and elegant appearance, delicate features, and a very cute personality-gentle and warm-hearted, but also focused on pampering the second-hand wooden hero for 1 years, following behind to clean up the mess all day long.

Such a good person, but such a miserable death in the end.In Tang Shen's eyes, he was really a heartbreaking and pitiful little girl.

"Okay, okay, let's forget about today's matter. But, you guys have to go with me to Senior Dugu's place to apologize and replant flowers and plants!"

"Woo..." Gong Du was dragged by Liang Xiao, puffing his mouth reluctantly to follow behind Tang Shen, but only then did Tang Shen realize——huh?Where is the director of Golden Finger Jiang who lives in my family?Why did he disappear in a blink of an eye?

……

"Senior Dugu, don't move, let me clean the yard for you!"

"Senior Dugu, do you want to eat snacks? I have a lot of food here, including everything at home and abroad! Look! Dried fruits, sweet pastries, almonds, peanuts and candies, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing that I, Xiao Jiang, can't get!"

"Senior Dugu, is your back sore from meditation? Shall I help you squeeze your shoulders?"

"Senior Dugu, there's dust here, I'll wipe it off for you before sitting down."

……

If Duguji hadn't been practicing meditation and had to hold his breath for two hours without moving, he would have jumped up and killed him at this moment.

Why did the master next door change his temper, and even the servants became a chatterbox?

Go away, go back and harass your master!Go away, don't buzz in my ears!

"..." Tang Shen was stunned at the entrance of the small courtyard, his eyes almost spit fire.

Fuck, Director Jiang, what do you want to do?Is this the rhythm of planning to rob people with Lao Tzu?

Even if you are a goldfinger, be careful that I will melt you with aqua regia!

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The author has something to say: ahaha, but Mr. Jiang is just an innocent straight man.

At least... for now.