Feed the villains with love [Transmigration Book]

"I didn't do anything...really!"

"But it's almost like this every time I'm in a relationship. Someone comes to me and tells me that he likes me, so I'll try it with her. After dating for a while, they all say the same thing—that I'm like what they've imagined. no the same'."

"After all, I'm a person who eats when I'm happy. The three-dimensional is not the easy mode of eating but not getting fat, so I will soon become fat! I'm home, I don't want to go out, and I like to play games Spend money, and then you will be disgusted, saying that I am greedy, lazy, and not motivated."

"..."

"After I break up, I will doubt life, and then I will lose weight at the speed of light, and then people will chase me. I will tell them clearly that I am lazy and greedy, and I am not the cold and cold person they imagined." Your Royal Highness'——they all swore that they would not mind, but after a month, they all lost patience with me again."

"To sum up, people like me probably belong to the kind of snacks that look deceptive."

"The packaging is very beautiful and the pictures are very attractive, but it doesn't taste good at all. So people always throw it away after a few bites."

"..."

"Hey! If there is a person, even if he sees that I am stuck at home on weekends and can't take care of myself, eating and sleeping, eating and sleeping, and staying up all day, he will not think that I am useless. He will also find it cute when he becomes fat in stages. Even if I am nervous You can forgive people if you don’t know how to coax others, and if you are not considerate enough. If you don’t have big ambitions, you can just muddle along, and you will feel that it’s okay.”

"However, no one has ever wanted to like me like that."

"..."

Jiang Shenxing had a pitiful face, and threw a French fries into his mouth: "The bliss of life is to be sure that someone loves you. To put it more accurately, someone loves you without asking you how to do it——Hugo "Les Miserables"."

"It is because it is difficult to do, so it is said to be the bliss of life."

"...Actually, I have never doubted for a long time, Tang Bian, you must be able to impress Senior Dugu."

"Because, even I'm straight... I envy him so much."

"Editor Tang, you like Senior Dugu so much that you can accept everything about him. You are frank and sincere, and you are not afraid of getting hurt at all—even if he is sometimes dull and ignorant, you will be very patient and don't care about him. "

"Loving someone like you, I think it's really a kind of ability, a kind of ability that many people lack."

"It's completely conceivable that senior Dugu feels at ease and full of security since he has you by his side."

"Hey~ If anyone can love me so much that he doesn't dislike any aspect of me, by the way, help me buy the games in the stream, upgrade the online game equipment to the top level, and pay me three delicious meals a day... Make me happy for the rest of my life Mess around and wait to die. I will definitely give up on that person~~~"

Ha ha.

Tang Shen was a little moved when he heard the front, but when he saw him rolling on the grass by himself in the back, this... you should be single.

……

"Senior, close your eyes."

"Ah."

Jiang Shenxing raised his head to look at Liang Zhu with a heartbroken heart.

I didn't expect to get a gift from Qiankunjie for Tang Bian, but I would be forced to give him dog food!Senior Dugu, your personality has collapsed recently...

Can you imagine?At this moment, a big devil sat obediently and closed his eyes, with a slight smile on his lips.The expectation on the face clearly expresses the meaning of "waiting for a kiss".

Sure enough, the sense of security and happiness is overwhelming.The scary thing is that he has been like this recently!

It turns out that he can also laugh!

And “smiling” is almost the norm these days!

A person who is not only gloomy and gloomy from the beginning to the end in the book, but also always expressionless since they came to this world, now he is full of spring breeze all day long, and his eyes are gentle when looking at everything!

When staring at his Tang editor, it was so bright that almost the halo of the whole world was in his eyes.

I don't care about the feeling of being abused by the NPCs around me!

The first gift was a small pure gold longevity lock.

Duguji didn't care about that thing at all, just closed his eyes and rubbed Tang Shen's hand sweetly.

"Senior, take a look at it."

However, the big devil shook his head lightly, and the corners of his lips curved even further.

He wasn't in a hurry to open his eyes, anyway... If he didn't kiss, he wouldn't open them.Straight to the point that the mentality of the single dog on the side collapsed.

As for it!Fancy abuse ah this is!

"This is the longevity lock hung on the wrist by Mrs. Gong when senior was just born..."

Looking at the golden circle now, it looks very thin and small.

Tang Shen blushed, it was almost hard to imagine when Dugu was so small and fragile.

The heavy locks are unfamiliar, but there is an indescribable sense of familiarity.Dugu Lonely stared at him, speechless.

The Canghan Castle 30 or [-] years ago was not much different from what it is today.It is still the same high dome, deep courtyard, and candle shadows.Yu Qingguo walked up the steps and through the courtyard, holding the longevity lock with such complicated emotions, to see the child who might have been a conspiracy or a mistake since he was born.

The past is over, and Duguji is glad that he is still alive.

Even though maybe it shouldn't be alive, it survives and grows up.All the pain and grievances in the past, but now the sweetness makes everything meaningful.

His eye sockets were slightly hot, but he didn't expect Tang Shen to take out a cold iron finger and a jade belt.

"This jade belt looks like the one worn by the Patriarch of the Palace."

"Yes, these two items were given to you by Senior Jiang An and Senior Gong."

If we talk about the ups and downs and ups and downs in life, sometimes it is quite interesting——Jiang An and Gong Yifei are obviously rivals in love, they quarreled all the way before, and they ignored each other for a few days after entering Canghan Castle.

Recently, for some reason, it seems that the "Tang Fengliu Victims Protection Association" has been formed, and brothers and sisters often nest together to compete and drink.

When Tang Shen took Jiang Shenxing to ask for gifts that day, he bumped into Jiang An leaning against the Patriarch of the palace, drinking and crying by himself.

"Heh, woo woo... What crime have we committed?"

"Back then, Tang Fengliu was wearing red when he rushed into Canghan Castle to kill me! In the end, he didn't take revenge, and our eldest thief was tricked away by the Tang Sect, and the younger thief managed to get him back... ...was cheated by the Tang Sect again! Although Ji'er has someone to take care of me, I feel at ease, but, but..."

Gong Yifei raised his head and took a deep breath: "This is called good and evil will be rewarded."

Although the sword spirit has no body and is erratic, it can inexplicably get drunk.Jiang An's cheeks were flushed, and he turned around in a daze and snatched the flagon from Gong Yifei's hand.

"Patriarch Gong, drink less too!"

"The head of the Tang Sect said that you are poor in health and prone to coughing, so you can't exceed one pot a day! You have several pots, don't you want to lose your country and become a widow earlier?"

Gong Yifei sneered: "Why bother with me? I died early, isn't it what you want?"

"...That's true. Then you continue."

"Don't be complacent about Jiang. After I die, I will keep an eye on you as a resentful spirit, and I will never let you do whatever you want!"

"Hehe, Patriarch Gong is really interesting. First married my wife, and now she is my wraith. Could it be that you just hate me with your mouth, but you have already admired me so much in your heart?"

"...how long can the sword spirit live?"

"Ok?"

"I'm just trying to figure it out, when will you lose your wits?"

...which made Tang Shen and Jiang Shenxing look at each other in blank dismay, not daring to go forward for a long time.

Especially Jiang Shenxing, since he came to this world bent into a measuring tape, he already feels that the world is one.

Now a straight man is even more rotten than his Tang editor.Even the two rivals in love in front of them silently felt that they matched so well from their backs to their auras that they could throw away Yu Qingguo and form a CP on their own.

"What do you two mean? Just ask him for a gift, and treat him as my dead?" Gong Yifei was slightly drunk, "I can sit down and drink with his father, so why not give something to my stepson?"

The cold iron finger is a token handed down from generation to generation by the head of Canghan Castle, and Jiang An is reluctant to give it to Jiang Tingchen.And the treasure of the Gong family, the silkworm jade belt, is also a treasure that Gong Yifei has never left for many years.

"Stepson? Who is your stepson? I'm not dead yet!"

"Are you dead or not? Since Qing Guo is my wife, her sons are naturally my stepson."

"You! Bold! It's all right for the Tang Sect to rob my son's thief, and your surname Gong wants to rob my son's thief?"

"..."

"Senior, take a look at these two again. This is the kit of thousands of opportunities given to you by my elder brother, and the thousand-year ice silk given to you by my sister-in-law! This ice silk is the treasure of the Canghanbao Town School. The strings of the zither are made of ice silk like this!"

"Senior's Xiaoque Xinqin is made from the same wood as the famous Qin Fengxin. If you replace it with this ice silk, it will become a peerless piano that is not worse than the dead tone!"

"Senior, only things like that are worthy of you."

……

That day when I went to my "sister-in-law" to ask for the ice silk, the face of the master of Canghan Castle, Jiang Tingzhen, was pure black.

It's not his fault - in today's Canghan Fort, even the black iron and solemn "Canghan" two-character rock at the door has been replaced by the "Tangmen" with bright red coral under the sun.

Jiang Tingzhe almost vomited blood when he saw those two characters a few days ago, and the so-called head of the Tang Sect shook his fan sincerely: "Tingzhe, don't worry, this is just for a while, let alone Mr. Yuezhang Agreed?"

"You, you clearly said that as long as you get married, you will return Canghan Castle to me! You—"

"Tingzhe baby."

"Who, who are you...you what..."

Tang Jinyan smiled.Rumored to be the most beautiful man in the world, with flying hair and a charming smile, the evil charm on the corner of his lips leaned close to the ear of the Lord of Canghan Castle.

"Ting Zhe is really cute. After so many lessons learned from the past, you still believe me so much?"

Jiang Tingzhe's ears were red, and he was in love immediately.

Afterwards, he chased the man with a pen, ink, paper and inkstone for several days to write the divorce letter, but the man smiled and turned away from writing.This is not over yet, in a blink of an eye, the second young master of the Tang Sect came again to ask for the treasure Millennium Bingsi.

The foundation that has been painstakingly managed for more than 20 years was wiped out overnight by the moths of the Tang Sect.

Melancholy, want to cry.

"Do you know? When Canghan Castle collapsed, Yuezhang hadn't had time to name him, so the name "Duguji" was actually given to him by your sister-in-law."

Tang Shen was puzzled: "Shouldn't that be 'Jiang Ji'?"

"Yes, it's just that your sister-in-law cursed him on purpose."

Yes Yes Yes.It's "lonely" and "lonely" at the same time, count yourself as cruel.Tang Shen glared, Jiang Tingzhe's eyes flickered, and then obediently gave the baby a hemorrhage.

Receive the same gift.Soon, the whole room is almost full of piles.

Duguji remembered that when Master was by his side in the past, when he celebrated his birthday, he just took out a good meal and gave him one or two things he liked.

"Shortly speaking, I don't know much about the rules of the Tang Sect... Do you all have to give away so many things when you celebrate your birthday?"

Tang Shen nodded to tease him: "In our Bashu side, no matter how old you are, you have to give as many gifts as you want."

Dugu Lonely was stunned for a moment: "Wouldn't it be more and more troublesome as I get older?"

"Other people's words are quite troublesome. But if you prepare a gift for seniors, once a year, I'm too happy to be happy!"

Happy... Duguji is both sweet and distressed at the moment.There are so many things in the room, either he likes them, or they are extremely precious treasures, which are obviously acquired through exhaustion.

If it had to be like this every year, even if he didn't care about it, he couldn't bear to go through such a toss.

"In a nutshell, let's celebrate our birthdays in the future, instead of following the rules of Bashu, how about following the rules of the Central Plains? This is too much, or if you really want to give more, you can...or do something else."

What to do instead?

He didn't say it, but that expression was obvious—kiss him twenty or thirty times instead?

Senior Dugu, you are amazing!Jiang Shenxing praised silently.

If you are not enlightened, you are done. Once you are enlightened, you will be able to flirt?

"However, when you celebrate your birthday in March next year, I will also prepare it for you according to Bashu's regulations. It's just..." Duguji said here, slightly lowering his eyes, "I heard the meaning of Tang Sect Master that day, In a nutshell, you are actually much younger than me. But I am still taken care of by you all day long, it is really..."

Tang Shen: "Aren't you much younger? I'm also 27 or [-]."

"Your elder brother has told me the truth. You were eighteen when you left home, and you are not even twenty now. Although he still blames me...he took advantage of your youth and ignorance to trick you away..."

"I really... I should take good care of you in the future."

"..." Uh, how do I explain it, it's just the character's age!

Tang Shen heheed twice, and changed the topic: "Senior, in this room full of people, do you have any one you like the most?"

"Ok?"

"Let me guess... Millennium ice silk? Rice glutinous rice balls?"

Dugu looked at him alone, shaking his head slowly.

Which one do you like best?Jiang Shenxing was also guessing, but suddenly heard the man say: "I like you the most."

"..."

"In the whole room, in short, I like you the most."

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