I may have a fake CP

"Qiuqiu, is there anything happy today?"

"I've been singing for a long time, don't you stop to rest your voice?"

"Today's songs are so sweet~"

"Qiuqiu is so sweet today, hahaha"

……

Qiao Ji became addicted to singing, and the public screen was full of gags and jokes. Qiao Ji had just finished singing a song and was about to pick another song from the playlist to sing.

Song Jin Taohua is the yellow horse of Qiao Ji's YY channel and a distinguished member, so every time he comes in, he swaggers and announces his arrival with the shiny font that comes with the distinguished member.

The management of the house swiftly hugged him onto the microphone, and soon, a slightly sinister "male voice" rang out: "Qiu, why did you ignore me when I was talking to you just now?"

Thinking of his message, Qiao Ji's face turned black: "I didn't scold you, which means that my temper has improved recently, thank you."

Ge Jin Tao Hua laughed and said, "I'm just kidding, don't take it to heart."

Qiao Ji: "I didn't take it seriously =_=."

"By the way, did you see the song meeting poster I posted on Weibo?" Fortunately, Song Jin Taohua has a serious business to come this time, "The day after tomorrow is the song meeting, don't forget to set the time and what else to sing Let me tell you first, so I can ask my subtitle team to do subtitles in advance."

"You don't need to make subtitles in advance, I will take my own subtitle group to go." Thinking about what song to sing gave Qiao Ji a headache, "I haven't thought about what to sing, and I have learned a lot of songs recently. "

"Then think about it slowly, actually this time—" Song Jin Taohua smiled meaningfully, "It doesn't matter what you choose to sing."

"Huh?" Judging from the experience of Huan Huan for more than half a year, as soon as Ge Jin Taohua let out such a smothered laughter, Qiao Ji felt that the situation was not good, "What are you going to do?"

"I can't say it now." Ge Jin Taohua really pretended to be mysterious, "But it's rare for me to play a game on my birthday, and there are so many people, you must cooperate!"

Qiao Ji felt that he had been tricked, but after all, it was his brother's birthday, and it was a bit of a riot, but he was not a person who had no sense of propriety, so he wouldn't do things that would disturb his third dimension or embarrass him. After much deliberation, I could only bite the bullet and agree: "...that's fine, don't trick me."

"Don't worry, maybe it will make you a wave of fans haha."

Ge Jin Tao Hua laughed and left contentedly, Qiao Ji felt even more empty.Although he said that the choice of songs doesn't matter, he still has to choose anyway. Qiao Ji picked songs from the song list that fit the atmosphere of the birthday party and that he was confident in controlling. Find the right one.

He got a little annoyed with the selection, so he simply returned to the YY Xiaowo interface, and habitually dragged the online little vests back and forth to look.

Because a lot of fans have been added recently, and there are many more vests hanging in the den than before, Qiao Ji likes to look at them when he is irritable, and it can soothe his mood.

In the end, I pulled it all the way to the end, but found a small blue vest with the name "milkycat". Qiao Ji couldn't help asking the online management: "This cat, why didn't he change our vest and give him back the blue horse?" ?”

Many singers' YY nests have their own name format. After changing the name, even if they are "wandering outside", they can quickly recognize each other as a family according to the name format.Some people think that such a family name is very low, but Qiao Ji has a sense of belonging to it. Changing the name means that he belongs to him. Pulling down the online list to see the neat row of names is quite a cure for obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Of course, Qiao Ji will not force people to change their names, but those who change their names will be managed by the blue horse of the previous "senior member", and those who do not change will be the green horse of "ordinary members". Senior members and ordinary members have different rights There is almost no difference, and it does not affect the sound in the channel.

However, many fans who came here consciously changed their names, and then received a blue horse. As a result, at the bottom of a large row of names that cure obsessive-compulsive disorder, the uninhibited blue horse "milkycat" is particularly conspicuous.

The management immediately admitted the mistake: "Slip of hand, I'm used to getting on the blue horse. I didn't see it clearly just now, so I just got on it."

Qiao Ji: "Take off his vest!"

Poor milkycat, only had time to type "..." on the public screen, and was ruthlessly stripped of his clothes, leaving his pure white underpants trembling.

In the end, Qiao Ji still chose an old-fashioned song that burns to the sky, which is suitable for setting off the atmosphere, and it feels good to sing by himself.

The concert was scheduled to start at 07:30 p.m., and at 5000:[-] Qiao Ji first opened a trumpet and went in to observe secretly. Unexpectedly, there was still half an hour before the concert.

At first, Qiao Ji thought it was all due to the popularity of Ge Jin Tao Blossom, but after observing secretly for a while, he found that many people were typing on the public screen, asking: "Will Xu Shen come today?" "Will you?" When will Chang come?" "What time is Qian Xu singing?"...

Qiao Ji didn't remember that there was such a great god as Qianxu among the guests at all, but the problem on the public screen must not be groundless, so he had to go back and look through the posters of the concert that he had only glanced at before--the guest singers were still nowhere to be found. After looking at it carefully and carefully, I found the answer at the bottom:

Airborne: xx, xx, Qianxu, xx

——The meaning of the airborne representative in the song meeting is usually that the organizer invites the singer: "Excuse me, xx, are you free to come to the xx song meeting at xx time?" The singer replied: "Let me take a look."

"Look" means that it may come, or it may not come. Of course, the possibility of not coming is as high as 80%.Qianxu has seldom participated in singing concerts recently, and singing concerts are rare opportunities to hear live performances by favorite singers. The instant sense of interaction and intimacy are not comparable to submitted works. It is no wonder that so many people want to repeat it on the public screen asked.

Unexpectedly, he would have the opportunity to participate in the same concert with Qianxu so soon, Qiao Ji couldn't help but care, and clicked on the friends list to see Qianxu's YY profile picture, but it hadn't lit up yet.

The singing session started amidst a lot of waiting, and it was Qiao Ji's turn around 08:30. As soon as he got on the mic, his fans cheered the venue and started swiping the screen: "Ah, Qiuqiu", "Qiuqiu, whata?" Confess to Qiuqiu", when he finished singing and the subtitles rolled over, the fans did not hesitate to praise him: "Qiuqiu is so good", "Aww, it sounds so good", "The singing is so burning and I like it", even passers-by also noticed He boasted a few words: "It's so hot" and "It sounds good!"

No one doesn't like to be praised, Qiao Ji was heartbroken, smiled and joked with Ge Jintaohua, wished him a happy birthday, and then prepared to serve the wheat.

Song Jintaohua said at this time: "Don't leave in a hurry, we will play a small game later, we have agreed."

Qiao Ji was already prepared, and replied, "I know, I'll leave after listening!"

Even so, half of the posters were filled with the guests of this concert. After all, it was the birthday concert of the male god Gongyin, and many well-known cvs came. They may not be the best at singing, but they are especially good at singing. Kan, Qiao Ji waited for more than an hour.

At first he was able to listen carefully, but later he simply put his head down while playing mobile games and let the songs act as the background sound of his games.

Unfortunately, the teammate who got in the solo queue tonight was not good enough. Qiao Ji, who knew that he was handicapped, was already pretty good. He didn't expect his teammates to be better than him. He was completely wretched and couldn't grow up. Is the baby going to save grandpa, and give away the heads one by one?"

"...I came late, I had a company dinner, and I didn't take a taxi."

The aftertaste of anger disappeared without a trace when the background sound became extraordinary.

Qiao Ji was dumbfounded, and his mouth was still slightly open looking at the computer screen. Unexpectedly, Qian Xu really came, and the turbulent swiping on the public screen at this moment could explain everything.

The game was declared over under the unremitting efforts of his teammates, but Qiao Ji didn't care about it anymore.Qian Xu said on the microphone: "I came here temporarily, I don't have any subtitles, everyone will just listen to it: "The Big Wave Washes the Sand"."

The moment the song title was announced, the public screen was boiling. This song is also a cover of countless well-known songs. However, because of the extremely fast-paced articulation of the lyrics and the continuous burst of super high notes in the second half, few people can complete it in one go. To control it perfectly, most people will choose to bypass it during the singing session and sing some more calm and pleasing songs.

As a result, Qian Xu said that he wanted to sing, not only that he wanted to sing, but he decided to sing on the spur of the moment, and he didn't even have a subtitle, as if he just did it on a whim.

But when the prelude sounded, and the first sentence Qian Xu spoke, everyone knew that he was definitely not whimsical.

Judging from Qiao Ji's limited knowledge of vocal music theory, Qian Xu's voice is a "small voice", not as natural and powerful as Cang Lian's. Logically speaking, it should be difficult to control this kind of difficult burning song.But after he spoke, Qiao Ji had only one feeling: "Stable."

The bass is stable, the treble is more stable, the transition between the high and low sounds is extremely smooth, almost flawless, there is almost no sound of breathing, and the timbre is almost maintained in a uniform range from beginning to end.The second half of the continuous treble that surprised Qiao Ji and made the audience scream, reached the height perfectly without making people feel harsh at all, and it was done in one go. The screen is so fast that even a single ID can't be seen clearly, it almost dazzles people's eyes.And even though the audience was crazy about it, Qianxu's voice still sounded very "stable", and he didn't feel tired at all. The high pitch seemed to be a relaxed thing.

After Qiao Ji listened to Qian Xu's scene, he recalled what he sang just now, just one sentence: Guan Gong is playing a big knife in front of him, the gap is too big, and he can't bear to look directly at it.

He fell in love with singing because during the empty and lonely years abroad, only when he listened to Chinese pop songs on a loop, the familiar local accent could make him forget his troubles and ease his homesickness. I learned to sing by myself.It is said that his way of getting started is not much different from Qian Xu. Qian Xu also listens first, and only then starts to learn to sing when he is interested.

But everyone has seen the achievements of the two of them learning to sing. It is really the master who led them in... humiliating the whole family.

That's it, my fans can boast so much just now, they really love me...

Qiao Ji listened to Qian Xu's thoughts on showing off his skills on the spot. From the self-reflection to the end of thanking the fans, it can be said to be very positive.

While Qiao Ji was thinking wildly, Qian Xu had already finished singing, and a new CV came up and also sang, "Congratulations to the Newly Married".

This one succeeded in making Qiao Ji's self-confidence bottom out and inflated again: Nothing else, this one's singing is not half as good as his!Deficiency and out of tune, the sound of breathing is as loud as asthma, it is hard for fans to cheer on the public screen: "xx come on", "xx has a good temperament", "confession xx", but compared to the grand scene when Qian Xu sang just now, it is more Obviously a lot less.

Qiao Ji clicked on the online list, and secretly poked at the little yellow horse named "Qian Xu" and sent a secret chat: "I didn't know you would come too, will you play games together later?"

Facing the pop-up secret chat, Li Xu stopped his hand that was about to exit the channel, thought for a moment, and replied: "Let's play, I just don't know how long we have to wait."

Zhiqiu sent a crying face: "I too [tears] have been waiting for a long time."

Qian Xu: "Well, it should be soon."

After typing this sentence, Li Xu poked at the purple horse at the top of the channel list, and the owner of the channel was full of love: "Are you guys going to play games later? Can you also send me a copy of the process [smile]."

Faced with Qianxu's impromptu request, Song Jin Taohua certainly has no reason to refuse: it was a surprise to be able to come, and continuing to play games can retain a considerable part of the audience who may be lost, and molesting the master can also double the entertainment effect, Absolutely must resolutely agree!

But yes, yes, curiosity needs to be resolved: "No problem, I'm honored [cute] but why did the president suddenly think of participating in the game?"

Qian Xu: "Someone mentioned it, anyway, it's boring to be idle... When will the game start?"

I can assure you that this "someone" must be tricky, but it's not good to keep asking. He sent the time and schedule, and ended the conversation in a polite atmosphere of "thank you" and "you're welcome". .

After Li Xu got the flow chart, he started to look at it, and found that the game was quite simple, that is, the four people participating in the game (there are five now) grabbed the bench to draw four audiences from the scene, and played the description guessing game with each other. The more guesses within the specified time, the higher the ranking, and the bottom two at the end will be punished, playing a game of "old songs and new songs".

The so-called "old songs and new songs" is to list the classic songs in the two columns of circles respectively, and the punished person randomly selects the connection, and uses the melody of the first song to sing the words of the second song, so as to achieve the entertainment effect of the game.

The description of the punishment game looks ordinary, but looking at the title of the song given on the flow chart, it doesn't feel ordinary at all——

"Small Waist", "Want to Hug", "Who Am I to You", "Blissful Mandarin Duck", "Green Meihu"... Each song is no less exciting than the other, and this is intentional to make trouble!

Li Xu frowned when he saw this, and asked Zhiqiu by typing: "You want to play this game yourself? The sacrifice is a bit big."

Unexpectedly, Zhiqiu responded quickly: "Do you have a flow chart?! I knew I was going to cheat me, and the pigeon lied to me that I didn't make a flow chart at all, so it doesn't matter where I play! Hurry up, show me [big cry] ]”

Li Xu thought for a second, and replied: "Me neither, I just guessed [smile]"

Zhiqiu: "How is it possible, don't lie to me!"

Qian Xu: "Do you know what we are going to record next song?"

Zhiqiu: "...don't act stupid!!!"

Zhiqiu: "But now I want to know more, what exactly are we going to record next [crazy]"

As a result of being successfully diverted from the subject, not only did Qiao Ji not get the specific content of the game, but he also couldn't find out what the next song would be recorded.In the end, Qiao Ji chose to bow her head to the power of the smart people, obediently waiting for the game to start, no matter what they want to play, just play with them.At least Qian Xu is a fresh friend he just identified, so he shouldn't be too deceitful...

Right?