I may have a fake CP

Facing Si Wan's words, Qiao Ji fell into deep thought...

——Which battlefield should he see first! ! !

Out of curiosity about the onlooker's perspective last night, Qiao Ji decided to go to the Biz station to watch the legendary screen recording of "topping the charts", but he couldn't find it in the music area, and finally found it in the entertainment area Found on the leaderboard: Screen recording titled "The Hill 0525 Live Accident Essential Edition, the final victory of the Qianqiu Party!" "The video is particularly eye-catching among the variety shows.

The cover is a Q-version fanart drawn by an artist when the "Qianqiu CP" was popular in the past. Because of the cute style and bright colors, it has been widely circulated in the circle, including Qiao Ji, who is still very impressed.He didn't see the full title of the video until he clicked in, and he felt dumbfounded: a live accident was divided into "essence version". ", and there is even a "shaky hand version", the cover of the "shaky hand version" is directly an emoji package of "excited to fuzzy.jpg".

From this point of view, the title of "Essence Edition" really looks more attractive. No wonder it has defeated so many versions and successfully entered the rankings.

The "Essence Edition" screen recording currently shows 16.2 views and 1.9 pop-up screens. This click-to-pop screen ratio is quite amazing in Biz.com videos, and it is usually found in controversial videos.As for Qiao Ji's "live broadcast accident", it is reasonable to say that the truth is clearly in front of his eyes, and there is nothing to make a fuss about. It can only prove how eager the audience who watched this video are to express their feelings with barrage...

Qiao Ji leaned on the pillow, and turned on the screen recording a little nervously.

At the beginning, the picture was relatively stable. It was him drinking water from a cup, chatting with the barrage while drinking water.

The bullet screen is still calm at this time——

"Is this the hill? It's so beautiful."

"Sure enough, my Qiuqiu is always so beautiful!"

"The clothes are so cute hahaha"

"Is it just me who thinks Qiuqiu's mouth is super attractive when drinking water o(*////▽////*)q"

……

Then when Qiao Ji heard the knock on the door, he turned his head away, took off his earphones and said to the screen, "It should be my takeaway. Wait for me and come back right away." Qiao Ji knew that at that time, he simply thought it was a delivery The takeaway, with a frank and calm face, but knew in advance that the barrage had seen through everything, and instantly swiped a piece of it:

"High energy ahead, non-combatants evacuate quickly!!!"

"A nuclear strike is detected ahead! Everyone wear goggles to prevent being blinded!"

"Actually, there's nothing interesting about it, I just watched it back and forth hundreds of times."

……

What happened next was what made Qiao Ji ignorant at the time—Li Xu entered the door, hugged him and kissed, and the two of them stumbled and rolled onto the bed... In fact, the camera didn't record everything, at least when Qiao Ji went to open the door, there was a scene in the camera. There is only one big bed, and the sound of conversations, the friction of clothes, and the sound of walking can be vaguely heard.

His own "Oh!" made the barrage excited, and Qiao Ji knew that he was kissed here, and he choked on a sentence in his throat when he was caught off guard.He was still rejoicing that his dazed expression of being kissed was not photographed in the camera, and the next second, the two appeared on the screen together kissing with inseparable staggering, and kissed each other. When he fell on the bed, Qiao Ji's mind was the same as the barrage now, only one sentence "Hold the grass!!!" was left.

"Hold the grass, hold the grass, hold the grass!!!"

"What's the situation?!"

"I thought I was mentally prepared, but I didn't expect the reality to be far more exciting than I imagined!"

"Is Zhiqiu gay???"

"Who is that man? His boyfriend?"

"Sure enough, good men are sold domestically with good men, crying! Boyfriend is so handsome!!!"

"Yes, the legs are super long! Have you seen them! Legs!"

……

The progress bar was still going down, and Qiao Ji even trembled when he heard his voice, which was extremely shameful: "Don't, wait a minute... Li Xu!I'm still live!The camera is on! ! ! "

"Ahhh, Qiuqiu finally realized it!"

"Exciting! I'm so excited!"

"Why did you find out! Continue! I want to see the follow-up!!"

"What does Qiuqiu call his boyfriend? Li Xu? Li Xu? Li Xu???"

"I can't hear the first word clearly, but the latter word can be confirmed to be 'xu' with four tones!"

"xu?! Xu?!! Is it the Xu I thought of?"

"Wow, the Qianqiu Cult is really everywhere, and it can also be associated with my own home, convinced."

"...Don't be convinced by the previous one, read it before you talk, who told you that Qianqiu is a cult???"

"Hee hee hee, sit and wait for the face to be slapped in front of you"

"The proud statement that has been repeated N times: Qianqiu is the best CP in the world! I love it for the rest of my life!"

……

In the camera, the "boyfriend" stopped when he heard what Qiao Ji said, turned around and walked towards the camera.At first, only one of his jaws could be photographed, until he gradually approached and bent down, so that everyone could see his face clearly.

The outline is deep, the features are handsome, and... the movements are decisive.

There was already screaming in the barrage:

"Ahhhhhhh please don't turn it off!!!"

"Let me take another look! Just one look!"

"Ahhhhhh, so handsome! My heart!"

"It's so aura, clutching my little heart and trembling"

"By the way, do any of you find your boyfriend super familiar?"

"Those who have been to the C City Manga Expo can swear by my 36D! This is definitely Qian Xuda!!! It's not me who eats the keyboard live!"

"Look at the eyes! And the hands! They look so much alike, and Qiuqiu still calls him xxu!"

"Coincidence overlaps to a certain extent, it may not be a coincidence (pushing glasses"

"I was so hasty! So in the end, the Qianqiu Party won?!"

……

The barrage was still filled with amazement and disbelief, the progress bar had come to an end, and the system automatically popped up other related videos.Qiao Ji stared at the black screen in a daze for a long time before being brought back to reality by the itching on his face——

It turned out that Li Xu had already made the noodles, and was gently scratching his cheek with his fingertips, and asked with a smile, "What are you looking at, so devoted?"

Qiao Ji scratched his face, sat up, and said embarrassingly: "...It's not all your fault, yesterday's screen recording has already been on the ranking list of the website!"

"Oh?" Li Xu asked with a half-smile, "Blame me?"

"... Blame me!" Qiao Ji's face was burning hot: If you don't do it, you won't die, why didn't he understand this sentence deeply!

"That's not your fault, there's no one to blame." Li Xu plucked his hair, and said helplessly, "Why did you go to bed before your hair was dry, be careful to catch a cold later, where are the towels?"

Qiao Ji threw the towel to the other side of the bed long ago, Li Xu picked it up helplessly and wiped his hair.Qiao Ji's head flickered, and suddenly thought of a question: "Is it alright if you just show up like this? Didn't it mean it was inconvenient because of work? Do you want me to contact them to delete the video now?!"

"No need." Li Xu gently stroked Qiao Ji's hair with his fingers, "It's just inconvenient, and it's not impossible at all, and it's just like the last time you showed off your face, even though you deleted the video, the screenshots are still flying all over the sky, and all of them are out It's useless to cover up. What's more, I used to have a boss, and now I'm the biggest in the company, who do you think can control me?"

"Yes, yes, you are amazing." Qiao Ji couldn't help laughing, and as soon as he felt Li Xu's hand leave, he shook his hair, "It's almost done! Let's go eat noodles, if you don't eat, you will be lumpy!"

The way he shakes his head vigorously makes people think of a puppy who just took a bath and shakes his fur vigorously. Li Xu looks at him with more and more loving eyes, and Qiao Ji is hairy all over when he sees him: "...why? ?”

"Hmm..." Li Xu thought about it seriously, and said, "Forget it, just do it in broad daylight, it's not good for your health."

"..." Qiao Ji was stunned for a moment before he realized what he meant, and smeared the towel to him in shame and indignation, "...What nonsense are you talking about there!!!"

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The noodles made by Li Xu are unexpectedly delicious. According to him, he has lived alone for a long time and cannot eat restaurants and takeaways all day long. He still learns to make some simple meals by himself.

Qiao Ji hasn't eaten since last night, and has been sleeping until now. His stomach is already empty, and now Li Xu's noodles are considered a delicacy in the world for him, and he devoured them hungrily.However, the instinct of a good cook still made him not forget to comment on the noodles:

"I put a little too much salt, although this is more delicious... Next time, if you make too much, remember to add more vegetables, green vegetables, cabbage are fine..."

Just as he was talking, his bulging cheeks were pinched by Li Xu, and the other party's mobile phone was also moved over: "Hey, take a pose."

Qiao Ji could see that he was taking a selfie on the screen of his mobile phone, he quickly swallowed the noodles in his mouth, and cooperated with Li Xu, the two of them were face to face, making a silly scissors hand comparison.

After the "click", Qiao Ji remembered and asked, "Why are you filming this?"

"Send one to my mother." Li Xu operated with his head down, his expression quite calm.

Qiao Ji, however, couldn't calm down any longer, and rushed over to snatch Li Xu's cell phone: "Ah, you didn't say it earlier! I'm still wearing pajamas! Don't send it, don't send it, don't send it first!!!"

Li Xu smiled and let him grab the phone: "It's over, it's okay, the ugly daughter-in-law will also see her in-laws sooner or later."

"What parents-in-law? It's the mother-in-law and the old man!" Qiao Ji watched helplessly as "sent successfully" was indeed displayed on the phone. I took a better picture, can I not be ugly?"

"That's what I said. Whoever said you are ugly, you are not ugly at all." Li Xu approached, covered Qiao Ji's hand holding the phone with his palm, and turned to his chat partner "Mom". Type it word by word:

"That's how I fell in love with him at first sight."

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After dinner, it was getting dark, and the after-dinner activity of the two Internet addicted teenagers was to lie in the same bed...playing with their mobile phones.

Qiao Ji leaned in Li Xu's arms, resting on his arm to browse Weibo, because he was afraid that Li Xu's posture would make him uncomfortable when he held up the phone, so he deliberately rubbed down a little, almost touching Li Xu's chest— —It can be said that it is very caring.

Weibo news has been added to 999, and now the news notification on Weibo has been revised. Likes, comments, and retweets are all included in a big box, which makes the news completely unreadable. I just refreshed and looked at it twice. Then there is a small red dot representing new news.

The perspective of Qiao Ji’s fans is somewhat different from that of passers-by on Bizhan. For example, some of them asked him to confirm whether the other protagonist in the video is Li Xu. I'm attacking you over there!"; some were concerned about whether the current situation of recording screens flying all over the sky would affect Qiao Ji's work and life; some were too caring and asked Qiao Ji if he voluntarily , do you need their help...

While Qiao Ji was dumbfounded, he was also touched by the warm hearts of the fans. He thought for a while, and pointed at Li Xu who was at the top with his head: "Should we explain it publicly, so that we don't have to say anything now? I Fans are also worried about me, I want to give them a reassurance."

"Yeah." Li Xu pondered for a moment, then said, "It is indeed necessary to publicly confirm—but don't post it first, let me post it first, and you can repost it later."

Qiao Ji knew it was because he had been on the cusp of public opinion in the circle for many years, and Li Xu wanted to take the initiative on himself, so as to save him from receiving more criticism.He chuckled, rubbed his head against Li Xu's chin, continued to nest, leaned comfortably on his chest and brushed Weibo.

His latest Weibo is still the one that said he "broadcast it!" The number of retweets of this comment is far more than others——

"This live broadcast is the most exciting and exciting live broadcast I have ever seen in my life!"

"Go in full of anticipation, and come out so cute that you faint"

"Crazy with friends ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhd

"The Qianqiu Party, who was squatting at the bottom of the pit and shivering from the cold to the South Pole, just wanted Qiuqiu to give me an answer! Even if it wakes us up!!!"

"Wait for Qiuqiu's confirmation plus one QAQ"

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In the latest comments, there are many Qianqiu parties who surfaced, begging Qiao Ji to give them an answer.Qiao Ji couldn't help but sigh when he saw how they were walking on thin ice cautiously.

As soon as he sighed, Li Xu reached out and pinched his ears:

"It's over. Why are you sighing?"

"No..." Qiao Ji said casually, and refreshed the "Weibo of people I follow" page.

The latest one that jumped out came from the man holding him at the moment——

[Qianxu: Let me introduce, my boyfriend @zhiqiu. [picture]】