I may have a fake CP

Qiao Ji has a cold.

He walked in the snow for too long the first day, and he didn't feel it when he first came home. He woke up with a headache the next day.Trying to get up and cook was also very top-heavy, and in the end I had to order takeaway.

Because he has always been in good health, there is no emergency medicine at home, and he didn't feel too serious, so he didn't bother to go out to buy it against the wind.It took a few days to get better, and he got up and recorded the dry audio of "Meow Meow War" and sent it to Qianxu's mailbox.

The sending time was during Qianxu's working time, but Qianxu did not reply.

Qiao Ji was listening to several versions of his dry voice repeatedly, and his phone vibrated, and a text message came in. The sender showed Yang Hangge: "I'm leaving, why don't you come see me off?"

He has been as quiet as a chicken these days, except for a piece of information that honestly explained the bank card number and consumption amount, he never tried to tease Qiao Ji again.Qiao Ji thought for a while, and clicked on the "Song of Peach Blossom" dialog box in Penguin: "Are you leaving?"

There was a quick reply: "Plane at 03:30 in the afternoon [blush]"

Zhiqiu: "...[dislike]"

The song is full of peach blossoms: "So why did you suddenly post penguins!"

Zhiqiu: "Then why are you texting?"

The song is full of peach blossoms: "..."

Zhiqiu: "..."

Song of Peach Blossoms & Zhiqiu: "Of course it's because I'm afraid that you will reply me with an emoji to perfuse me! / I can't bear the dime for text messages!"

Song of Peach Blossom & Hill: "..."

It was a long-lost tacit understanding, and Song Jin Taohua couldn't help complaining first: "I don't want to part with a dime, how picky you are!"

Qiao Ji laughed out loud, and typed: "What time, where do we meet?"

This time, no one complained, and we met directly at the coffee shop at the airport.Today is different from when Yang Hangge came here. The sky is clear, the French windows of the airport are spotless, and birds fly by.

It was unavoidable to be a little embarrassed when we first met, but when Yang Hangge familiarly hooked Qiao Ji over and patted his shoulder, that embarrassment flew away with a flap of his wings.

"I was too rash before." Not long after sitting down, Yang Hangge said frankly, "After thinking about it later, even if there are ten friends with sex, I can't get a friend as sincere as you. I really lost my head at that time."

Qiao Ji sneered at him while drinking the fruit juice: "Without a solid friend like me, no one would trade ten cannons with you."

"Yes, yes, yes." Yang Hangge laughed, "I'm the one who has lost my mind."

Qiao Ji was stunned for a moment before realizing the meaning of the idiom, and immediately his face sank: "You think about it again, don't you?"

Yang Hangge quickly raised his hands to express his surrender: "I won't talk nonsense, really, why do you blow up when you say you look good?"

Qiao Ji said: "You can praise me for being handsome, but nothing else."

"Of course you are handsome." Yang Hangge looked at Qiao Ji. Today he wore the ginger jacket he bought the other day, with a white thin sweater inside, narrow-leg pants, and short boots. His beautiful figure was clearly outlined.He looked at Qiao Ji from top to bottom, and said with relief, "It's the right way to wear it. What did you wear before? It's an insult to the aesthetics of the gay world."

Qiao Ji drank all the juice, so he could only bite the straw in boredom, lowered his head and said, "Who told you I'm gay, I'm a straight man."

"Are you still deceiving yourself?" Yang Hange laughed, "I thought it was wrong for you to be so resistant to homosexuality before, do you know that homophobia means being in the closet? Look at your reaction to facial expressions, too. It's not good to always avoid these things like this. Since you have the advantage, show it openly, what are you afraid of? You are so afraid of wolves and tigers, but you can't find a boyfriend."

"Who's looking for a boyfriend?" Qiao Ji complained, "You're the only one who thinks about sex all day long."

"Isn't that because you were determined and didn't make an appointment?" Yang Hangge said with a natural face, as his skin was getting thicker after being poked.

Qiao Ji rolled his eyes at him: "Because I don't think with my lower body like you."

"This is a common problem with men, and it will be the same with your future boyfriend."

Qiao Ji still didn't take it seriously, but suddenly heard Yang Hangge pause slightly, and called his name: "Qiao Ji."

"Ok?"

"If, I mean if, if one day I come to chase you from scratch, will you consider it?"

Qiao Ji raised her head in astonishment, and was facing the other party's serious expression.

After Qiao Ji returned home, the cold worsened again.

This time the cold has been coming back and forth. I don't know if it was the wind when I went out today or something. It was a warm and sunny day, but I sneezed a few times after I came back, and I became dizzy again.

Now he finally knew to buy medicine. The hypnotic power of the cold medicine is not trivial. Qiao Ji ate and slept for several days. He ordered takeaway for all three meals, and his life rhythm was basically in sync with that of a pig.After living in a daze for a few days, Qian Xu told him: The post-production and PV of "Meow Meow War" are done, and they can be posted at any time, and asked him when he would like to contribute.

Qiao Ji finished eating the takeaway spicy hot pot with a sigh of relief. He was full of wine and food. At the sleepiest time of the day, he replied in a dizzy voice: "It's okay, it's okay."

Qian Xu: "I haven't seen you online in the past few days, are you really busy?"

Qiao Ji yawned, lay down on the bed with her mobile phone in her arms and chatted: "No, what can I do to be busy, but I have caught a cold recently and I always want to sleep."

Qian Xu: "You still have a cold?"

Qiao Ji rubbed her eyes: "I can't say whether it's good or not...it's just that it's easy to get sleepy. You can decide on the submission."

Zhiqiu: "I'll sleep a little longer."

He didn't know whether he uttered the last sentence, anyway, the upper and lower eyelids were glued together after a little closing.In his dream, he still wanted to open his eyes to see if the last sentence had been sent, but he couldn't see it clearly in the dream. Later, his eyes became sour, his consciousness sank, and he continued to fall into a dark and sweet dreamland.

When Qiao Ji woke up again, he was woken up from the cold.He sat on the bed, looked around the dark and cold room, and was dazed for a while before realizing that the power was out.Their area is heated by electricity, and when the power went out at the end of November, the house immediately became as cold as an icehouse.

The cold air finally woke up Qiao Ji's drowsy head these days. He took the phone to check the time. It was actually after four o'clock in the morning, and everything was silent, only the phone screen was dimly lit.

Fortunately, the phone battery is still fully charged. Qiao Ji habitually opens Weibo, and when he enters, there are hundreds of new messages. The most is Aite, and the number of fans has also increased by several thousand.

He clicked in, only to find that "Meow Meow War" had already been submitted, using Qianxu's Biezhan account, and Qianxu also posted Weibo himself.

There is still a big difference between the effect of the master participating in reposting and the effect of the master's personal posting. Qiao Ji saw Qian Xu's Weibo about the new song just posted last night, and there were more than 1000 reposts in just one night, and the comments had to be turned a few times. times.

Different from Qiao Ji's own Weibo, now the hot comments with the highest likes are basically Qianqiu CP fans, while Qianxu's hot comments here are much purer:

"Congratulations on releasing a new song! The front row confesses to the president!"

"The president is too cute this time! Please let me raise you! Only feed royal cat food!"

"The new song is super nice, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Call me crazy, ask me how to raise a cat like a president, wait online!"

……

It wasn't until the end of the first page that someone mentioned Qiao Ji: "I'm in the back row, and to be honest, no one should have noticed. Is the president bound to Zhiqiu? I don't want it [picking nose] "

Although the comment itself said it was in the back row, it was directly pushed to the first page of hot comments because of the large number of replies:

"Honest man, isolate you"

"Secretly add one"

"It's just a chorus twice, no conspiracy theory?"

"Is this still a conspiracy theory? Besides the chorus, who did the president play duet with before? And live broadcast? And it's such a big gap in grades... Let's not talk about it, let me give you a look to experience it yourself"

"I can only say that the thighs are hugged well, and I can lie down and enter the palace [smile]"

"I really don't ask too much. If the president wants to be a CP, neither Feng Wanwan nor Cang Lian is better than him. Now I just forcefully send heat to Xiao Transparent, helpless."

"That's right, I didn't understand when a group of people used Qianqiu before. It's just that they can make up so much without returning to the level. They all graduated from the Academy of Drama."

"Maybe someone directs and acts on their own, hee hee"

"You guys are all bored. Even fans who sing are scheming like celebrity fans. Can't we sing a song together in private? The popularity, drama, and drama are all coming out. If this Weibo wasn't posted by the president himself, you guys Are you going to post the hill of ridicule later?"

"To be honest these days, there are people jumping [goodbye], even if the president is good-natured and good-natured, and takes the initiative to send heat, in terms of fame and strength, what's wrong with saying that his hill is upside down [picking nose] Look at the singing ranking post, will Can the gap between the leader and someone be described in terms of heaven and earth? Zhiqiu not only thanks the president for teaching him how to sing, he also has to thank the later stage, heck."

"What ranking sticker?"

“Thank you for the [link] address, let’s see the real level of your home hill 2333”

"Pfft, I also read that ranking post, and it's really slapping my face when I post it [laughing and crying]"

……

Qiao Ji silently read all the replies from Lou Zhonglou, and clicked on the "ranking post" address provided in the comments.

With the loading of the internet speed, seeing that the background of the "ranking post" was all pink, Qiao Ji's heart tightened—it was that anonymous area again.

The title of the post was "The ranking of Chinese people's willful singing skills at the scene, and the glass heart is cautious." It was released two days ago, and in just two days, this post has become a tall building with more than ten pages turned.

The host divided the live singing skills of domestic singing into six grades, namely E, D, C, B, A, and S, ranking from low to high.Because it is an anonymous area, I am not afraid of being held hostage by fans. Except for the E-level and a few little-known vacuum fans, starting from the D-level, the host boldly put in some people who can be called popular: for example, the person who loves Singing H, who was out of tune and drifting at the rotten manga exhibition, was shocked in the submission, and singing B at the scene of a car accident as soon as he opened his voice on stage...Because the comments were too sharp, they were chased by their fans and sprayed After a few streets, Qiao Ji dragged down for a long time before seeing the "C" file.

In the "C" file, the first one is his name.

Landlord comments:

Zhiqiu, everyone must have been amazed by him in "Why Don't You Get Intoxicated", and lz was the same. On the day he listened to the song, he rushed to his den, changed his vest, lit a stick of incense, and closed his eyes to kill him. Make offerings devoutly.

However, when he opened his mouth, it was no different from how I felt when I heard "The Offering of Love".Unscientific way of speaking, willful and messy singing, excellent voice, weak sound core, just yelling when you catch the high notes, it's luck if you sing well, and you deserve it if you don't.Here I must praise our Xushen Yifa in advance. What kind of patience and wisdom is needed to train such a beautiful hill in "Intoxicated for the King"?Praise God, Amen.

Fortunately, Mr. Zhiqiu was quite honest, and he restored these problems that he had on the spot in his submissions, so that ordinary listeners can evade the first time they hear it, and no longer be affected by the ears and hearts. The damage is worth learning for our D-level late-stage readers.

Summary: Excellent capital, great waste, a typical example of reckless waste.

Qiao Ji read the few hundred words back and forth several times, closed his eyes for a while before continuing to read, and finally found Qian Xu's name:

Qianxu, S rank.

The host's comment is only a short sentence: Xu Shen doesn't need to brag, but ask why he doesn't become a professional singer, probably because he is ugly? (funny)

This comment also aroused the dissatisfaction of Qianxu's fans. The volume and volume of replies remain high.

Although Qiao Ji was nestled under the quilt to read the post, he still felt the chill go straight into his body.He exited the post page, followed Qianxu's Weibo and clicked on the Bie site of "Meow Meow War" to contribute. The video posted 9 hours ago now has nearly 30 views. So What The Matter" was even more frightening.

The first second of the video was opened, it was Qianxu’s fanatical fans swiping the screen, confessing that the bottom and top barrages almost filled the entire video page, about ten seconds after the playback started, I didn’t see the words of Forward Hill and Qianqiu CP Confession.

Qiao Ji originally thought that Qian Xu's singing of this song would surprise his fans, but he didn't expect them to adapt well. On the contrary, his fans didn't realize it, "So Qiuqiu can be so cute?!" "It's the first time I heard that Qiuqiu is so good at molesting people ww"

At the end of the song, swiping the screen became the world of CP fans again, and the screen was full of "Qianqiu Party's head above the blue sky!" "Swing Party refuses to accept!" It was colorful and extremely lively.

Qiao Ji thought for a while, and entered the word "Qiu" in the search bar of the beep station, and arranged them according to the number of plays from high to low.

The first is as expected: "[Thousands of narratives x hills] so why not get drunk for the king".

Then the second: "[Thousands of Syria x Hills] Meow Meow War"

No.3 is a messy neon theatrical animation, because of the word "hill" in the title, I was shot.

Then the fourth: "Qianxu Zaizhiqiu Xiaowo pia scene recording the whole process, the president let himself fly 2333~"

Then, Qiao Ji finally saw his own contribution half a year ago: "Enough Love [The Hill]".

Qiao Ji clicked into "Love Enough", and followed "Love Enough" to open his own Bizspace.

Contributions under the name of "Zhiqiu", in addition to "Why Don't You Get Intoxicated", the latest solo cover song is called "Siyuanren". This song was obviously popularized by Qian Xu. But it still stays at more than 4 to less than [-] hits.

Click in and see that the barrage has not even reached the upper limit. After playing for a while, a barrage slowly drifts across. Compared with the scene of flowers blooming in "Meow Meow War" a moment ago, the distance between this cover song and it , no less than the natural moat from C to S.

Qiao Ji was staring at "Siyuan People" in a daze, when the penguin started to move——

Si Wan: "Qiu Qiu, I just woke up and found out that you guys contributed! Meow Meow War is also great, I was so surprised hahahaha! So you did that pia scene to practice this? The dialogue at the beginning of 233 is so cute, crying"

Zhiqiu: "Siwan, I want to ask you a question."

Qiao Ji was typing, when he suddenly heard a "pop" in his ear, and his eyes lit up.

It turned out that it was a unified call from the community.However, he forgot to turn off the light before he fell asleep last time, and now the room was suddenly brightly lit. Qiao Ji, who had been looking at his phone for hours in the dark, felt as if he was blind for a few seconds, his eyes were sore that he was crying physiologically. , was stabbed completely unable to open his eyes.

He covered himself under the quilt and temporarily cut off the outside light, and it was a little better. The phone had already locked the screen automatically. Qiao Ji poked the phone a few times to unlock it, and continued with the question he wanted to ask Si Wan just now:

"Do you think that if I only rely on myself, I won't be popular for the rest of my life?"

Five seconds later, Qiao Ji, who was still rubbing his eyes, saw the other party's reply clearly, and immediately dropped the phone, hitting him directly on the bridge of the nose.

"Why do you think so?"

——Sender: Qian Xu.