Crying hotly by myself every day [future]

The child was not burned to death, but cried bitterly.

The child's father wondered: "This? Just now I clearly saw you urge out the chili peppers, and smashed them into powdered chili peppers and put them in the steamed buns."

Zhou Baizhe pointed to the pile of bitter melons beside him, "That's because I took a small bitter melon from there before."

It turned out to be the case.

Only then did the child's father suddenly realize, and recalling the past, he couldn't help but feel guilty and said: "Chili King, I was really sorry before, I really..." Thinking of the exaggerated reaction before, maybe it hurt the heart of Chili King.

Zhou Baizhe waved his hand and said: "It's nothing, take your child away." He said, regardless of the child's father's gratitude, he smiled and waved Ye Zi to the child, "Young man, if you have time in the future, Ben Chili will give it to you later." You do magic."

"..." The child who had always admired Chili seemed to hear the voice of heartbreak. The hero in front of him was no longer his idol!

Chili King is a bad chili!

The child turned his head and ignored the chili king.

Zhou Baizhe couldn't stop laughing, the kid's reaction was really funny.

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"Have you heard that the Pepper King can talk!"

This news caused all the villagers to talk about it, and everyone surrounded Zhou Baizhe with curiosity and half fear, waiting for the explanation from the pepper king.

On the high platform, the Chili King put his hands on his hips, coquettishly brushed the leaves on his forehead, cleared his throat, and said, "Villagers, your Chili King is so awesome, is it strange that he can talk?"

Everyone looked at me, and I looked at you. They were stunned for a while, and the more they thought about it, the more they felt that there was nothing wrong with what the Pepper King said. After all, the Pepper King is so mysterious and powerful, and it is quite normal for him to be able to speak.

So, everyone was no longer afraid, but asked curiously: "King Pepper, why didn't you talk to us before?"

"Are you able to speak because you have upgraded now?" Another villager asked.

These people all stared at Zhou Baizhe, waiting for the pepper king's explanation.

Zhou Baizhe was at a loss for words, coughed, and said, "Then what, my lord is testing your loyalty. Now that you pass the test, you will be lucky enough to hear my lord's natural voice!"

Of course the IQs of the villagers are not that stupid, but when they look at the incomparably upright appearance of the Pepper King, the doubts in their hearts disappear immediately, and they are all moved.

Zhou Baizhe wiped away the sweat that didn't exist in his heart, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief, but he was fooled.

At this moment, the village chief came slowly and stared at Zhou Baizhe with extremely complicated eyes.

"I said village head, your eyes are too scary." Zhou Baizhe shook the leaves, and one of the leaves just fell off and fell slowly.

Zhou Baizhe picked it up quickly, and said in an exaggerated tone: "Look, you scared the leaves of this pepper."

The village chief had a dark face, and really wanted to slap the chili pepper who opened his eyes and talked nonsense to death, but the thought disappeared after a while in his heart, and he smiled kindly, "King chili pepper, look at tomorrow!" Do you want to go out and hunt bugs?"

Zhou Baizhe thought for a while and said, "We still have to go."

The village head nodded, and ordered everyone to disperse quickly, not to disturb the chili king's rest.

The adults dare not disturb the Pepper King, but the children dare. For the children, the Pepper King is very powerful and is the idol of many children in the village. However, the children dare not get too close to Zhou Baizhe, because they are seen by the adults. , a fat beating is a must.

"Are you able to touch the leaves of the Pepper King? Next time you let me see it, you will open your ass."

The attitude of the villagers was the same. They respected King Pepper very much, not only because King Pepper was a real strong man, but more importantly, he was the benefactor who saved their whole village, and he had to be served with delicious food.

but……

The Pepper King has no mouth, can't eat and drink, and can't wear clothes. How can he repay him?

Fortunately, the villagers were so smart that they quickly brought nutrients from their homes, sprinkled them all in the pit, and warmly greeted them: "King Chili, sit in and taste if it's delicious."

"..." Zhou Baizhe stared at the yellow mucus, and suddenly lost his appetite.

"Come on, don't be polite, come and squat in the pit." Everyone greeted warmly again.

Zhou Baizhe shook the leaves, and said stutteringly: "Well, I still have to train my soldiers, so I'll leave first, you are busy."

Zhou Baizhe immediately ran wildly, not even the younger brothers of the cos chili chair.

The villagers didn't dare to force Zhou Baizhe too much, they could only shake their heads and sigh, and decided to loosen the ground so that the chili king could sleep more comfortably.

After the bug infestation was resolved, every villager's face was no longer depressed. Every household deliberately killed some chickens and ducks to celebrate. The fragrance almost permeated the entire village, making the mouth water.

At this moment, in the chicken pen of a certain villager, the Pepper King was teasing the chicks with his own leaves. When the chicken was about to peck, the Pepper King quickly lifted the leaves, and the pecked chicks fluttered their wings anxiously, filling their buttocks with anxiety. run around.

"Alas..." The Pepper King held his head, and the other little leaves kept shaking, his mood was extremely complicated.

The fragrance in the air is getting deeper and deeper, which makes the chili king look at these chickens with bitter hatred. The delicious chicken is dangling in front of me, but I can't eat a bite. What a tragedy, what a tragedy. road!

It's so miserable!

The chili king raised his head to the sky and screamed, full of grief and indignation.

At this time, a certain little boy passed by with a juice, smashed his mouth, and licked the juice on the corner of his mouth.

Zhou Baizhe had an idea, and hurriedly greeted the child, "I said, little brat, come here, my lord needs you for something."

The little boy hesitated for a few seconds, but did not go, "My friends said you are not a good pepper, so I will not go."

Zhou Baizhe coughed and said, "How is it possible?"

The little boy immediately accused: "Yesterday you lied to my little friend to eat bitter melon."

Facing the little boy's righteous indignation, Zhou Baizhe laughed cheekily and said, "Oh, how is it possible, how can my king be so despicable and shameless, come quickly, I will do magic tricks for you."

The child immediately shook his head wittily, and ran away quickly, not caring what Zhou Baizhe called out from behind.

But Zhou Baizhe stared at his roots thoughtfully. After a while, he ran to the village chief's house. The village chief was having a sumptuous dinner with his family at the moment. , come, come, come in quickly."

The village chief's family members were a little cautious and did not speak.

Seeing this, Zhou Baizhe waved Ye Zi and said, "I won't come in to disturb your meal, but I just want to ask if you have juice at home?"

juice?

The village chief was puzzled, but still brought the juice over, "Here you are."

Zhou Baizhe thanked him, and ran away holding the cup, the leaves swaying wildly in the wind.

"This chili king..." The village chief shook his head helplessly.

Zhou Baizhe found a place where no one was around, washed the roots and put them into a cup, imagining that he was absorbing water...

Vaguely, a coolness hits the whole body from the rhizome.

Then...he tasted the sweetness of watermelon juice.

Zhou Baizhe was very excited, which showed that his guess was right.

Soon, the amount in the cup gradually decreased, and Zhou Baizhe's tender white rhizomes were also dyed with red paint, which was really beautiful.

Zhou Baizhe raised his red feet, dumbfounded, my dear, drinking watermelon juice also has the function of bleaching red.

After drinking up a glass of watermelon juice, Zhou Baizhe shook the leaves in satisfaction, and the whole chili was overjoyed. He hurried to find the village head's house with the glass in his hand, and shook the little leaves happily, "Village head! Have another glass."

The village chief couldn't suppress his curiosity, and asked, "Here, King Pepper, what do you want this for?"

Zhou Baizhe rolled his eyes in his heart, and said, "Of course it's for drinking."

drink?

The poor old village chief finally accepted the talking character of the Pepper King, and now he was stunned by the fact that the Pepper King could drink drinks. He stammered: "Yes, but you don't have a mouth at all."

Zhou Baizhe lifted up his red-stained feet happily, and said, "See, it's full of watermelon juice."

"..." The village head was dumbfounded.

This, this, this pepper root is actually red.

Zhou Baizhe ignored the village chief, but directly held the apple juice, put the root in it and sucked it up. After a while, the cup was empty again, and Zhou Baizhe burped in satisfaction, "Thank you for the hospitality from the village chief, my lord I'm leaving!"

The pepper king was carried away by a group of pepper boys and gradually disappeared.

But the village chief's family still maintained a shocked expression, unable to recover for a long time.

This world is really becoming more and more mysterious. Now even peppers can drink juice with their feet, which is really scary!

In the end, the village head accepted the character setting that the Chili King uses his feet to drink juice. As the head of the village, he quickly notified the Chili King that he likes to drink juice. I hope everyone can prepare more juice. Anyway, there are many fruit trees near the village. , I can’t finish it, it’s just right for the chili king to drink.

The villagers didn't know how to repay the chili king for a long time. Now that they heard the news, they immediately went to the orchard to pick fruits without stopping.

All the oranges, apples and even bananas were squeezed into juice, and they were specially frozen cold, and served in front of the Chili King, "King, try the apple juice I squeezed."

"No, no, let's try my hawthorn juice, it's sweet and sour, it's delicious!"

"Drink mine!"

The enthusiasm of the villagers really moved Zhou Baizhe. When he was happy, he led the villagers to do their favorite activity, that is, radio gymnastics in the square!

Zhou Baizhe waved his sleeves and said loudly: "Now do the whole country..." After a pause, he quickly changed his words: "Now do the whole village radio gymnastics, start now!"

"one two three four five six seven eight!"

"Two two three four! Five six seven eight!"

Led by Zhou Baizhe, and shouting such passionate slogans, the villagers were immediately mobilized with enthusiasm.

Only then did the villagers realize what was missing in the gymnastics.

It turned out that what was missing was the slogan.

This martial art is amazing, and it makes people more and more excited with the slogan!

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The next day, Zhou Baizhe led the hunting team to hunt and kill bugs, and checked the territory for signs of other creatures coming in.

This time, the villagers still expressed that they would give Zhou Baizhe all the crystal nuclei, but Zhou Baizhe was too embarrassed to take all of them. Finally, after discussing and finalizing, they decided to take half of each. After all, everyone contributed.

What's more... There are still a lot of bugs, and they can't be killed.

The villagers sighed and were very worried. Could there be another bug swarm?

Although they don't have to worry about the bug swarm anymore because of the Pepper King, the villagers can't help shivering every time they think of those chili bombs. Mom, it's so scary!

In the interstellar space, several spaceships bypassed the meteorite belt and continued to move forward.

Inside the leading spaceship, the general's dark eyes became deeper and deeper, causing several subordinates to tremble.

"What's the matter, General? A few days ago, he suddenly said that he wanted to find something, but he couldn't find it after searching for several days." Zhao Xianyi whispered.

"Who says it's not?" The man with yellow hair also agreed.

"If you're so free, why not go out and clean up the meteorites." The general said coldly without looking back.

All of a sudden, the aura was even colder than before, and while several subordinates couldn't help but take a breath, their eyes became more worshipful.

The general's aura is getting stronger and stronger, it seems that it is really a good idea to come out.

At this moment, the spacecraft intelligent robot suddenly made a sound.

[Arrived at the "D: 234" planet ahead, may I ask if you have landed. 】

Everyone's eyes couldn't help but focus on the screen, and there was an extremely beautiful planet emitting a faint light. However, after taking a look, everyone immediately lost interest.

"I didn't expect there to be a D-level planet here." The yellow-haired man curled his lips and said disdainfully.

The D-level planet is a place completely abandoned by the Interstellar Alliance. There may be humans living there, but the technological level of this planet is definitely still at the level of the ancient earth in 2000.

However, the man could no longer look away, and the throbbing feeling hit his heart again.

He knew that he had found what he had been looking for.

"Optical Brain, land on this planet immediately." The man quickly ordered.

The subordinates were immediately astonished beyond measure, you look at me, I look at you.

No, no way.

Could it be that the thing the general is looking for is on this earthy planet?What is it that can make the general value so much.

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Zhou Baizhe was being carried by several chili peppers at the moment, shaking his legs in a very sloppy way, and next to him was a chili boy holding a cup. The extremely upright posture set off the majesty of the chili king.

"It's a wonderful life..." A certain chili king said with emotion.

At this time, the sky seemed to be torn apart, and several spaceships flew down like meteors. The ear-piercing sound made by friction with the atmosphere made the villagers raise their heads involuntarily, and their complexions changed.

The pepper king also raised his head, and then said in shock: "I'll go, there's a flying saucer!"