[Hokage] Attacking Shredded Radish
Chapter 43 It's called eating
The author has something to say:. . . .It's really difficult to write about hugging left and hugging right! Can 1v2 and so on really be done...
A long passage of Morino Ibiki's words directly made Radish, who had just woken up and was not fully awake, a little dizzy.Four people can pass the test together, but Naruto and the others have already left.The probability of one person passing the test is negligible, but now they say that they can go find Naruto and the others, and then four people will take the test together.
What messed up the situation?
Participating in the Chunin Exam is a must, so it is necessary to choose one person to participate in the special test or four people.It must be four people together, so that they can definitely pass the test.
No, wait.Judging from Morino Ibixi's previous tenth question, his question is definitely not that simple.
The three companions passed together and left, and the four of them passed with a 100% pass rate...
Brows twitched, Luo Bosi slapped the table angrily and stood up, looked up at the scarred face and smiled angrily: "Goodbye."
"You refuse to take the test? I'll judge you ineligible."
This person should really take medicine, the test is obviously an unsolvable lie.
Pulling out the chair, Radish turned around.
There was no one else in the empty classroom, and the neat desks and chairs cast motionless shadows in the afterglow of the setting sun.These shadows intermittently form a road.Right in front of this road, a senior ninja leaned against the edge of the door, holding a book in his hand, raised his head and said to Radish, "Hey, you're home."
Radish didn't answer, just looked at Kakashi quietly in place.
It is not the first time that after waking up, I find that I am alone in the classroom, but it is definitely the first time that after waking up, I find that there is a person who has done evil in front of me.Well, that's not the point, the point is: Damn, how long has this damned scarecrow been leaning over there with a book and reading?
The heart was beating violently, beating too happily, I don't know where the nerves were pulled, and it hurt every time.
His lips moved twice, and he found that he had nothing to say.Turning her head, she saw that the big hole left by Xiaobai when she broke in through the window was still there. She jumped lightly, landed on the window sill, controlled the chakra on the bottom of her feet, and quickly ran down the wall.When we reached the second floor, we jumped off and landed beautifully with one foot and one knee bent.
"Angry?" Before he stood up straight, he heard Kakashi's voice coming from the front, "Well, this special test was requested by the third generation."
"It has nothing to do with me." Shredded Radish said coldly.
"...It's not cute to be so indifferent." Kakashi frowned helplessly, and reached out to smooth the hair of the girl who was obviously angry, but the girl turned her head and dodged it sensitively.
"Cute? I've always been so handsome!" Radish said angrily, lifting her foot to avoid Kakashi in front of her.
"Okay, you are the handsome Xiaosi." Kakashi followed her, and after finishing speaking seriously, he took out the little yellow book to read again.
She thought that Kakashi would say something else to explain the behavior of allowing others to bully her just now, but turned her head to find that Kakashi started reading pornographic books again.
This kind of attitude is really bad, no wonder it is an old man who has been in love for 26 years.Wait, who knows if he gave up his first time? The boring men who read pornographic books every day always lose their first time like this.
Friends are exhausted Kakashi!
After leaving the ninja school, shooing away Kakashi behind him, the more depressed Radish decided to go for a walk.Xiaobai's dog's body is useless, so he can find any dead animal to possess him.
When she walked to the pet shop on the street, she realized that it was closed, so she turned around and walked aimlessly on the street.There are not many pedestrians, because it is a meal time, and the small restaurant is full of people eating.
Looking across these shops, unexpectedly, I saw Gaara trio not far in front.Gaara walked ahead, and Kankuro and that girl... Temari followed behind him.The two looked around from time to time with nervous expressions.
You can also meet by chance while shopping, sure enough, Gaara's ape dung value is full!
All of a sudden, he got excited, and the shredded radish hung far behind the three of them.
"I said Gaara... I've walked this street twice, we should go back to the hotel." With high attention, she heard Temari hesitantly calling Gaara.
"Whatever you want." Gaara replied extremely indifferently.
Kankuro also stammered, "I have to take the second exam tomorrow, Gaara...you should rest early."
"You can go away as much as you want," Gaara, who became irritable when he said something wrong, turned his head and said with anger, "If you follow me again, I will kill you."
"Okay, okay...we won't follow you. Just pay attention to yourself, after leaving Kankuro, let's go back to the hotel first." The startled Temari softened his tone even more, "You have to remember to eat dinner."
Gaara snorted and walked towards the front of the street again.
As if Temari's words had worked, he looked left and right and stepped into a restaurant.The wretched stalker Luo Bosi also stepped into the restaurant a few minutes later, and sat calmly at an empty table far away from Gaara.
"My guest, what do you want to eat? If you don't speak, we won't be able to serve you." As soon as he sat down, Shredded Radish heard the embarrassing voice of the waiter in this shop with keen eyes.
Looking at the source of the sound, Gaara is sitting on the chair upright, with a tight face.He still didn't speak, his hands on his lap clenched into fists.
The waiter couldn't help it. This strange guest with a gourd on his back might be a ninja from another country in the village, and he seemed very difficult to provoke.He could only give up first, and saw the new shredded radish, "My guest, what do you want to eat?"
Shredded radish whispered the name of the dish smoothly: "Chaixiang tofu, omelette, salmon miso soup, don't put radish in all of them." The waiter wrote it down and turned to leave.She hurriedly said again: "Give him the same dish as mine."
But even though he lowered his voice, Gaara seemed to be aware of it, tilted his head slightly, and turned his light blue eyes to the corner of his eyes to look this way.
The waiter left quickly, and after a while, the food was delivered, with a bowl of white rice as a bonus.Steaming and smelling delicious.
Shredded radish was picking up chopsticks to eat, and there was only one person sitting across from the small square table.It was Kakashi holding the book in one hand, which just happened to completely block her vision of Gaara.
"...Are you coming to eat?"
"No, I'll wait for you to come home after eating."
"I'm still angry."
"...So I bought this for you." Kakashi opened a page of the book, and lifted a cage covered with black cloth under his hand. "It contains what you need."
☆、No.40 Four hits named genius
what? What?
Luo Bosi stood up and reached to lift the cloth on the cage.Inside lay a fox with yellow fur on its side, holding a dark brown tail, and its exposed face was facing the opened place.This fox has two triangular ears hanging down, two white hairs like eyebrows, and its eyes are closed, forming two black lines.The pointy black nose was no longer wet, and it was obviously dead.
Emma, do you want Kakashi to be so considerate, I am so moved to tears.
"Thank you." When the desired item was delivered to him, Radish was very happy, but he was a little puzzled, "How did you know that I needed an animal's carcass?"
"Naruto said your dog is dead." Kakashi put down the cage in his hand, looked at the book in his hand, and said casually, "It may be a bit complacent to say that... But when I was Naruto's age, I He has become a jonin, so he still has the ability to analyze intelligence."
"Don't think I have a chance to adore you by saying that, you bastard genius!" Don't say it if you know it will look complacent Dear teacher, it will make someone who is currently Naruto's age start to doubt life!After squinting at Kakashi fiercely, shredded radish buried himself in the meal.
It can't be resolved quickly, Xiaobai, who has shown his loyalty, still doesn't know where he is squatting.
After only picking up half a bowl of rice and finishing half of the food, Shredded Radish called the waiter to pay the bill.Before leaving, I wanted to take a look at Gaara's situation, but Kakashi didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, blocking her side, strictly, without leaving any room.
After they walked out the door side by side, the waiter felt a strong discomfort behind him before the money in his hand was warmed up.Looking back, the guest carrying the gourd turned into sand and disappeared, leaving behind a pile of dregs that might be able to be assembled into a small square table and meals.Thinking about it with fear, the waiter burst into tears.
After coming out of the restaurant, it was already dark, Radish took the cage from Kakashi, and said, "I'm going to find Xiaobai in the woods now, and give him the body of this fox."
"En." Kakashi took the time to break away from the plot of the book, and responded lazily.
"I'll be back soon." After saying that, Radish said, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Seeing her turn her head to look over, Kakashi bent his right eye as if in a good mood, raised his hand and said, "Yo."
This made it clear that it was the rhythm to follow, and Luo Bosi directly returned the cage in his hand: "You take this."
The two came to the grove one after the other, and landed on the open space of the first survival exercise.Xiaobai, who is just a bead, is shining happily, dangling on the hero monument.Seeing the shredded radish, Zhu Zi flew over and said flickeringly, "Master, you are here. Master Xiaobai misses you so much."
"En." Radish took the cage from Kakashi, squatted on the grass, lifted the black cloth to open the cage, and poured out the fox carcass inside.
"Aww, I'm not mistaken, this is the body of a fox. Master, you are awesome. Did you find it specially? I love you and am willing to dedicate everything to you!" The light on the bead became brighter, eager to try To rush into the fox's corpse.
Kakashi put his hands in his trouser pockets, and stood lazily behind the shredded radish, with interest in the eyes of the dead fish.
"If you don't look for you, you have to die for me." Luo Bosi said as she pinched the beads and stuffed them like a fox's corpse.Visible to the naked eye, the bead touched the fox's body, slowly sinking in as if being sucked in.When the beads disappeared completely, the yellow fox opened its eyes and began to hop happily.
When you're done, shredded radish claps her hands and stands up.But the cheerful yellow fox stopped suddenly, and let out a pitiful and depressed wail: "Oh, oh, oh...Master, I want to return the goods, I don't want to stay in the body of the female fox! I want to attack..."
Seeing Xiaobai start to roll around on the grass, Radish turned back to look at Kakashi reflexively.
Kakashi was hazy under the moonlight, his silver curled hair swaying in the wind.The right eye is still smiling, and even the words are full of joy: "Okay? You have an exam tomorrow, so go back."
After speaking, Kakashi stretched out his hand and waited quietly.
Asking what was going on with such a small pride after the success of the plan, Luo Bosi suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.After getting along for a long time, I forget that Kakashi will be cautious. I said many times before that I want to □ Xiaobai. It turns out that it is true.
Isn't it too late for the legendary gentleman to take revenge for ten years?
After living together, she doesn't seem to have offended Kakashi, right?Before subconsciously ignoring it, she had made a face to Kakashi, and Radish nodded, and passed her hand into Kakashi's.
Xiaobai, who was still rolling, looked at the two leaving figures with tears in his eyes, and understood a fact in seconds.He jumped up neatly and followed Kakashi's feet, his tail drooping low.
When I got home, the clock on the wall showed that it was already ten o'clock, and I was a little sleepy, so I took my clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.After washing, she came out yawning, ran to the upstairs room, jumped into bed, covered herself with the quilt and was ready to sleep.His eyelids were already heavy, but he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.
Not long after, she heard the door being opened, and Kakashi, who smelled like soap, sat by the bed and said, "Xiaosi, you're not asleep."
Luo Luosi suddenly felt something was wrong, hugged the quilt tightly and rolled it up, and replied lazily: "En."
"I said... don't expect anything." Kakashi rubbed the hair of the frowning girl on the bed, and said seriously, "Tomorrow's exam will be held in the forest of death, it will be a life-threatening exam, you must do your best Go all out. I don't want to see you or them get hurt, you understand?"
"...En." Waving her hands above her head, Luo Bosi agreed, "Good night, Kakashi."
"Good night, Xiaosi."
After listening to Kakashi's voice, there was no problem sleeping.In the early morning of the next day, she went downstairs in good spirits, ate her breakfast, and led Kakashi to the outside of the so-called death forest.
Standing not far from the meeting point, the Death Forest is really a large forest, surrounded by a layer of barbed wire, and the density of towering trees inside is relatively high.All kinds of beasts are infested in this kind of place, and the organizer of the second examination room is really well-intentioned.
After looking at the venue, shredded radish decisively decided to bring Xiaobai along.
The yellow fox received the call and stood obediently at her feet.Kakashi just nodded, patted her head and disappeared.She just walked to the side of her little friend in the crowd, and Xiao Bai at her feet immediately showed her true colors, wagging her tail and squinting her fox eyes, looking for someone who is seductive.
"Ah, good morning, Xiaosi." Naruto poked his nose, and when he looked down, he saw Luobosi's new pet, "Oh Xiaosi, why do you like pets recently? Is this named Xiaohuang?"
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☆、No.40 five hits named lock
Before shredded radish had time to answer, the yellow fox's fur was all standing on end, it bared its small teeth, narrowed its narrow eyes, opened its mouth and said, "What little yellow, you are covered in shit and yellow shit, you should be called little yellow fox." yellow."
Being called shit yellow by a yellow fox, Naruto looked at his sleeves and trouser legs, bent his face to Xiaobai, frowned and said loudly: "Why am I orange, it's not you It's yellow shit. In comparison, you look more like you, you yellow shit fox!"
"What are you talking about? Labor and capital have fascinated thousands of boys and girls, a pretty fox, what's wrong with him?" Xiaobai retorted loudly, facing Naruto's squinted eyes.A seemingly invisible electric current flickered between their gazes, and in the next second, the people and foxes rolled into a ball and fought.
In the eyes of these two bastards, does she still stand beside her?
Radish shreds grabbed Naruto's collar with one hand, and pinched Xiaobai's nape with the other.The strengthened body was comparable to Hercules, and it directly lifted the feet of the two bastards off the ground.The astonished two yellow objects sweated on their foreheads, turned their necks stiffly, and saw the sweet smiling face of the short-haired girl.
"Let me remind you first, I have already promised Mr. Kakashi that no one in the seventh class will be injured in this exam. But, it's just this task, Naruto, Jun and stupid, bastard~ " Specially spit out the names of the two bastards word by word, Luo Bosi moved the two yellow objects closer together, and put his face together, "Scatter, under the sunny leadership of my Lord Luo Bosi, don't carelessly find each other After the shining point, shake hands and make peace."
The two yellow objects squeezed out smiles from their faces, and the same narrowed eyes came together, and the unscrupulous Xiaobai stretched out his paws first, and made a friendly speech: "Young Naruto, I see your bones are amazing, and you are dressed in a fashionable way. , low-key, luxurious and connotative, and I have an indissoluble bond with Xiaobai at first glance, let's get along with each other from today~"
"Is...really? I also think Xiaobai, you look very familiar, the color of the fur looks very handsome, and it's no problem to get along with each other haha~" Naruto also looked at the eyes that shredded radish kept looking at him. He gave up his integrity and held onto Xiaobai's paw.
"Very good, that's what we want." Satisfied with the cooperation of the two bastards, Luo Bosi let go of his hand, and when he looked up, he saw all kinds of shocked faces around him.
Mom... Damn, you weren't ladylike enough just now, right?Look at these eyes looking at female men, it is simply tiring and unloving.
Hey, it seems that I have never defined myself as a lady.
Thinking about it this way, Luo Bosi readily accepted the eyes of the people around her who said "Girl, I think you are a man", raised her chin to give them a noble and glamorous glance, and stroked the broken hair by her ear: "Why, you Do these stupid human beings have any opinion on my lord? Come to fight if you don’t accept it?”
The arrogant words successfully turned the safety yellow name of the people around them into the active red name of attack, and malicious eyes were projected on Luosi from all directions.
Sakura, who was still a little scared at the side, looked at the people around her who had become less friendly, and said with a twitch, "Should I say that he is really a playmate who grew up with Naruto? This kind of thing that turns everyone into enemies The characteristics are exactly the same."
"Hmph, so what if they're all enemies? I'm not a coward who only accepts protection." Sasuke looked around the shredded radish indifferently, and walked in the direction of shredded radish.It was just that he took two steps, and there was the sound of some kind of sharp weapon piercing through the air from the barbed wire fence, and he went straight for the shredded radish.
Too fast!
He clearly knew that this was an attack from an unknown enemy, but Sasuke, who had already discovered it, found that he had no time to react, and the sharp weapon that pierced the sky grazed Radish's face, and then flew by the side of a certain long-haired woman, and then Nailed into the ground.
That was a kunai.
Along with this kunai, there was a woman in a khaki windbreaker, standing behind Radish, and said with a bold smile: "Haha, that Kakashi will also teach such ignorant students ? It seems that you still don’t know the horror of the Death Forest, but it’s a good place for you to shed more of my favorite blood~”
As the woman spoke, she raised her hand with a happy expression, and touched the blood that flowed from the face of the shredded carrot that was scratched by Kunai.
At this moment, Luo Bosi had a strange expression, squinted her eyes and twisted her body twice before she said, "Oh oh oh oh, master, this woman is so sexy, I want it so much, she will definitely be able to play a lot of tricks on the bed!"
Nimei's Xiaobai's integrity must have been stuffed into his ass by him, it's really out of grade to say such disgusting words!When Kun Wu was thrown out by that woman, he and Xiaobai used the contract to switch places, and then transformed Xiaobai into his own appearance, so that he could stand aside calmly and lowered his sense of existence. Radish shredded his forehead and sighed: " Can you put a lock on that mouth of yours?"
"I prefer the owner who locks other places!" Xiaobai returned to the appearance of a little fox, his petite body flexibly rolled in mid-air, and then lay down on the ground, carefully combing the severed part with his paws. hair.
At this time, the examiner of the second exam, Mitarai Anzuki, maintained the posture of circling the person just now, with his eyes wide open.She wanted to say something, but there was a murderous look behind her, and she immediately slipped out Kunai from her sleeve again, turned around and attacked.
A dark red tongue with a forked front, curled up with Kunai and stretched out: "This one, I'll give it back to you."
"Thank you for sending it here." Mitarai Anko was very upset, and took Kunai, "But don't stand behind me full of murderous intent, if you don't want to die."
The long-tongued girl wearing a bamboo hat withdrew her tongue, glanced at shredded radish, and smiled all over her face: "Because I saw such a wonderful scene, and you cut off my cherished hair again, I couldn't help but get excited."
Surrounded by a cold feeling!
Luo Bosi noticed that the long-tongued woman looked over and felt uncomfortable all over.But when the long-tongued girl turned around, she immediately smiled.There is a bow tied with a thick purple rope around the waist of the long-tongued woman, which inevitably reminds people of someone whose suspenders have been cut off.If you have a chance, you must check it out!
After she made this decision in her heart, she immediately met a pair of shining blue eyes: "Hey, Xiaosi, can you copy such a long tongue? I tried it and I couldn't do it at all."
Pushing away Naruto's expectant face and thinking about the dark red tongue with a forked tip, Radish just felt sick: "What's the point of having a tongue like a snake, you idiot."
Naruto saw that there was no hope for shredded radish to stretch his tongue, so he tried his best to stretch his tongue again, and whispered: "Maybe it will be very convenient..."
It's convenient, sister, it's convenient!
Not wanting to deal with the whimsical Naruto anymore, Luo Bosi urged: "It's about time for the second exam, examiner."
Mitarai Anko nodded, as if she didn't care about the missed attack just now.Still smiling, she passed by Radish, and said regretfully, "Although you are indeed capable, there are quite a few powerful people this time. I really look forward to what you will look like when you really bleed, No. [-] Newcomer."
"It's better for you to place your expectations on others, after all, I don't intend to bleed." Just kidding, she promised Kakashi, so she must do it, okay?
"Haha, that would be the best." Mitarai Anko walked up to the barbed wire and picked up a stack of papers, "I will hurry up as requested, you all sign this agreement first, the second exam will be a deadly exam, I don't want to take it responsibility."
The consent forms were passed on one by one, and Mitarai Anko then took out a topographical map. Although he had already said that it would be faster, he still gave a long introduction because of too many rules.
The second exam is to grab the scrolls. The scrolls are divided into two types: heaven and earth. These two types of scrolls will be distributed to 26 groups of candidates on the spot.One half takes the scroll of the sky, and the other half takes the scroll of the earth.In the exam where quitting is not allowed, first of all, it is necessary to ensure that members of a group have both types of scrolls at the same time, and it is also necessary to ensure that no one in the group loses combat ability or dies, and no one peeks at the contents of the scrolls.If you meet the above two conditions and reach the most central tower on the map within five days, you will pass the exam.
After the lecture, Mitarai Anko gave all candidates time to consider signing.
Radish shreds didn't even look at it, just wrote the name on it, and leaned against the hair scroll, waiting for Naruto and the others to come over.Xiaobai has pestered the examiner recklessly, but now his side is very clean.
It is easier to pass the time while sleeping alone. As soon as she closed her eyes, she felt someone approaching.
The steps are light and the breathing is steady.
The man stopped in front of her without moving a step.
There is a familiar smell in the wind, which is the existence that has been very close.
I love Luo.
She didn't use her eyes to see, but she could perceive it more clearly because she was used to the dark.
In the darkness in front of him, the red-haired boy was standing not far away, the crimson love letter on his forehead on the left side was extremely obtrusive, and the light blue eyes were as calm as a piece of emerald of a different color.After standing like this for a while, the boy's lips moved.
Why, little angel couldn't help but want to speak first?
"Gara, three people need to get the scroll together, what's so interesting about a woman like an idiot." Before Gaara could speak, Kankuro's voice sounded first.
Shredded radish took out Kunai from the trouser leg, concentrated Chakra and threw it towards Kankuro's mouth.Kankuro wanted to dodge, but Gaara, who was standing in front of Radish, turned his head around with murderous eyes.
It was at this glance that Kankuro stayed where he was, unable to avoid Kunai, his chin was wiped, and blood flowed out.
The author has something to say: I want to change a lot of the original plot of the Naruto team in the forest of death... Agree, raise your hand! ps: Please collect, ~(≧▽≦)/~Help me collect shredded radish~
☆、No.40 Six hits named pity
Kunai hits the target, and shredded radish faces Kankuro's direction, opening his eyes, there is no warmth in the bright black eyes.If it wasn't for this guy, Gaara would have spoken a long time ago, okay?
"biang~" She raised her hand to make a shooting motion, then blew on her index finger, moved a little farther away, and then closed her eyes to rest.
"You're looking for death." Kankuro, who didn't know the meaning of the movement, twisted his face, and raised his hand to untie the puppet behind him.
Gaara's complexion became even uglier, his light blue eyes seemed to be covered with ice, and he flashed to Kankuro in an instant, and said in a childish voice, "That guy is mine."
"What... what?" The brain didn't understand Gaara's meaning, Kankuro thought for a while and guessed, "Gara, you don't think you have a crush on that woman, do you?"
"Shut up, or I'll kill you." Gaara exuded a murderous aura that didn't want money, which successfully made Kankuro break out in cold sweat.
"...If it looks like it, I'll take a fancy to it, just tie it back to the village... Well." Before Kankuro could finish his death sentence, Temari on the side pressed his mouth.
With a new understanding of Kankuro's stupidity, Temari dragged him aside and whispered, "Idiot, Gaara means he's going to kill that woman."
Kankuro insisted: "You don't understand men, Gaara's eyes are not murderous."
"Anyway, we don't care about this matter, Gaara knows it well." Glancing at the shredded radish over there, Temari chose to play it safe.From the day I saw this girl named Radish, Gaara did not behave very normally. Could it be that they really knew each other before?Impossible, there has never been a person named Luobosi in the village.
Kankuro was also looking at shredded radish, but what he was thinking was different from Temari.As a man, Gaara's vision is really not very good. This shredded radish with a rustic name is rustic and short, and has no charm at all.
Knowing that all Gaara trio are looking at me, but I don't know that I have been complained by Gaara's companions.Shredded radish hugged her arms, and couldn't help but bend the corners of her mouth.
As expected, the little angel couldn't bear it any longer. It seemed that he took the initiative to find him, which would happen in a short time.But is it really okay to be so shy with such a personality?Recalling the image of Gaara's little bun blushing in his mind, shredded radish was even more excited.
This kind of emotion that activates the brain lasts until after receiving the scroll of the sky and entering the forest of death through a separate door, it still exists.And, the degree is still rising.
So she walked in the front, humming an unknown tune, and carefully observed the surrounding environment.
The old trees in the forest have huge canopies, and the sunlight can only come in through some gaps in the canopy.That's all, the light in the forest can only be just enough to see things, and it's still a little dark.This makes the air humid and smelly, with sticky green moss covering the tree trunks.
Unlike shredded radish, who was in a happy mood, the other three were more or less nervous.Especially after hearing the wailing sound coming from nowhere, Xiao Sakura turned her head nervously: "Who was it that screamed just now?"
The footsteps of the four people stopped at the same time, and Luo Bosi picked out his ears, not paying attention: "They called them, and it has nothing to do with us."
"Yes... yes, Xiao Si is right." Naruto agreed with Luo Bosi's statement, and then stepped aside, "I suddenly want to pee."
Seeing that Naruto was already unbuttoning his belt, Luo Bosi chuckled and asked, "I mean Naruto, are you planning to show your little brat in public?"
Naruto blushed with embarrassment at the word "little guy", and quickly ran to an unseen place in the distance for convenience.As soon as he left, a ball of yellow came to the feet of Luo Bosi: "Master, when I came here, I saw a lot of giant snakes in this forest. They seem to have received some orders, and they are rushing here."
Hearing that there was a giant snake, the image of the long-tongued girl flashed into Si Luobo's mind instantly.So they are the first target of the gossip girl.What a nuisance, it would be too bad if Gaara didn't have time to entertain when Gaara came.
"Ah, is what Xiaobai said true?" The giant snake was still too scary for a girl, Sakura shuddered, and couldn't help imagining how much Xiaobai had in his mouth.
Radish patted Sakura on the shoulder, comfortingly said: "What are the giant snakes afraid of? Let me tame it and make it your pet."
Snakes should be more fun to fight with snakes, but I don't know if the real snake is stronger or the fake snake is better.
Having already made a decision, shredded radish waited for Naruto to come and complete the idea.So as soon as Naruto appeared rubbing his lower abdomen, she immediately went up to her and said enthusiastically, "Naruto, you are back, and I just need your help."
At this time, Sasuke, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "Xiaosi! He..."
"I know he will definitely do me this little favor, right, Naruto-kun?" After taking Sasuke's words, Luo Bosi smiled, "Xiaobai."
A faint smile also appeared on Sasuke's face, and he waited with his arms folded and did not speak again.
So, just as Naruto wanted to express his opinion on this little favor, a yellow figure jumped from his head to his feet, bound him tightly, and even his mouth was strangled.The freshly baked bait was hung on the tree, and the radish, along with Sakura and Sasuke, hid on the tallest tree trunk and waited.
"Master, I think the smell of meat must be exuded to be attractive." Xiaobai narrowed his narrow eyes, licked his paws, and suggested, "I'll strip him naked."
Turnip shreds nodded and spread out her hands: "After stripping off, go find your little yellow friend."
Just kidding, the comrades who are being served by Xiaobai under the paws are too underestimating the love of their partners. As soon as Naruto appeared, she felt the difference in her soul.As the protagonist, Naruto's soul is as warm as the sun.
A few seconds later, there was a large pile of white rags on the ground.Right above the rags, the comrade who was struggling to maintain his appearance with Chakra felt the cold wind and shed two lines of hot tears.
"It's so cool when the wind blows penises~ It's so refreshing when the wind blows chrysanthemums~" After finishing everything, Xiaobai retired, singing obscene songs and disappearing among the trees.
Not long after, a giant snake appeared in the sight of Luo Bosi and the others.Its body is as thick as the big tree they live in, and the distance between the trees can be ignored by extending its head. The snake vomits and accepts the letter, and slowly crosses one big tree after another.
Such a big snake must be cool to use as a mount, but the body temperature is a little low.
Having already tagged the giant snake with its belongings, Luo Bosi grabbed the rope in his hand tightly, planning to throw it out immediately after the snake entered the range that could be entangled.
Closer, closer!The bound comrades were honored to face the giant snake's vertical pupils, and began to shake their bodies crazily.
Seeing that the giant snake was about to approach, the body of the giant snake froze suddenly, and the huge snake body fell from the tree trunk it was clinging to.Some holes appeared on the huge triangular head, and some red-stained fine sand leaked out of it, obviously this was a fatal injury.
The dead giant snake fell to the ground, and after a loud bang, three figures appeared on its head.
The leader carried a sand gourd that was taller than himself, and looked up at the strangely shaped person who was tied up with a rope with a straight face.There were some cloth strips wrapped around this person's body, as well as the scars accidentally scratched by the animal's claws. All the important parts were exposed, tears flowed, and his ugly face was exposed.
If it wasn't for insisting not to speak first, and being held by Sasuke's arm when he stood up, Radish really wanted to cover Gaara's eyes for the first time to prevent him from seeing the filth.
Ah, what a sin, the cute little angel should wash his eyes!
When Luo Bosi thought this way, Gaara had already opened his mouth, and spit out cruel words that did not match his voice: "Sand binds the coffin, sand waterfall funeral!" Matching the trick name in his mouth, he stretched out his hand and clenched it suddenly .
The poor comrade, who didn't even show his true face in front of the target, turned into dross, and the blood on his body was scattered into the ground along with the spreading sand.
Gaara's eyes stayed on the place where shredded radish was hiding after finishing dealing with the person who was uncomfortable looking at the top of his head.After a while, he raised his hand, part of the sand in the gourd flew out and condensed: "Such a little blood is not enough for Shura, I want more and more."
"What's the matter Gaara, that person has become like that, and he doesn't have a scroll on him." Kankuro said anxiously, "We should find another target."
"Scroll or something with me
A long passage of Morino Ibiki's words directly made Radish, who had just woken up and was not fully awake, a little dizzy.Four people can pass the test together, but Naruto and the others have already left.The probability of one person passing the test is negligible, but now they say that they can go find Naruto and the others, and then four people will take the test together.
What messed up the situation?
Participating in the Chunin Exam is a must, so it is necessary to choose one person to participate in the special test or four people.It must be four people together, so that they can definitely pass the test.
No, wait.Judging from Morino Ibixi's previous tenth question, his question is definitely not that simple.
The three companions passed together and left, and the four of them passed with a 100% pass rate...
Brows twitched, Luo Bosi slapped the table angrily and stood up, looked up at the scarred face and smiled angrily: "Goodbye."
"You refuse to take the test? I'll judge you ineligible."
This person should really take medicine, the test is obviously an unsolvable lie.
Pulling out the chair, Radish turned around.
There was no one else in the empty classroom, and the neat desks and chairs cast motionless shadows in the afterglow of the setting sun.These shadows intermittently form a road.Right in front of this road, a senior ninja leaned against the edge of the door, holding a book in his hand, raised his head and said to Radish, "Hey, you're home."
Radish didn't answer, just looked at Kakashi quietly in place.
It is not the first time that after waking up, I find that I am alone in the classroom, but it is definitely the first time that after waking up, I find that there is a person who has done evil in front of me.Well, that's not the point, the point is: Damn, how long has this damned scarecrow been leaning over there with a book and reading?
The heart was beating violently, beating too happily, I don't know where the nerves were pulled, and it hurt every time.
His lips moved twice, and he found that he had nothing to say.Turning her head, she saw that the big hole left by Xiaobai when she broke in through the window was still there. She jumped lightly, landed on the window sill, controlled the chakra on the bottom of her feet, and quickly ran down the wall.When we reached the second floor, we jumped off and landed beautifully with one foot and one knee bent.
"Angry?" Before he stood up straight, he heard Kakashi's voice coming from the front, "Well, this special test was requested by the third generation."
"It has nothing to do with me." Shredded Radish said coldly.
"...It's not cute to be so indifferent." Kakashi frowned helplessly, and reached out to smooth the hair of the girl who was obviously angry, but the girl turned her head and dodged it sensitively.
"Cute? I've always been so handsome!" Radish said angrily, lifting her foot to avoid Kakashi in front of her.
"Okay, you are the handsome Xiaosi." Kakashi followed her, and after finishing speaking seriously, he took out the little yellow book to read again.
She thought that Kakashi would say something else to explain the behavior of allowing others to bully her just now, but turned her head to find that Kakashi started reading pornographic books again.
This kind of attitude is really bad, no wonder it is an old man who has been in love for 26 years.Wait, who knows if he gave up his first time? The boring men who read pornographic books every day always lose their first time like this.
Friends are exhausted Kakashi!
After leaving the ninja school, shooing away Kakashi behind him, the more depressed Radish decided to go for a walk.Xiaobai's dog's body is useless, so he can find any dead animal to possess him.
When she walked to the pet shop on the street, she realized that it was closed, so she turned around and walked aimlessly on the street.There are not many pedestrians, because it is a meal time, and the small restaurant is full of people eating.
Looking across these shops, unexpectedly, I saw Gaara trio not far in front.Gaara walked ahead, and Kankuro and that girl... Temari followed behind him.The two looked around from time to time with nervous expressions.
You can also meet by chance while shopping, sure enough, Gaara's ape dung value is full!
All of a sudden, he got excited, and the shredded radish hung far behind the three of them.
"I said Gaara... I've walked this street twice, we should go back to the hotel." With high attention, she heard Temari hesitantly calling Gaara.
"Whatever you want." Gaara replied extremely indifferently.
Kankuro also stammered, "I have to take the second exam tomorrow, Gaara...you should rest early."
"You can go away as much as you want," Gaara, who became irritable when he said something wrong, turned his head and said with anger, "If you follow me again, I will kill you."
"Okay, okay...we won't follow you. Just pay attention to yourself, after leaving Kankuro, let's go back to the hotel first." The startled Temari softened his tone even more, "You have to remember to eat dinner."
Gaara snorted and walked towards the front of the street again.
As if Temari's words had worked, he looked left and right and stepped into a restaurant.The wretched stalker Luo Bosi also stepped into the restaurant a few minutes later, and sat calmly at an empty table far away from Gaara.
"My guest, what do you want to eat? If you don't speak, we won't be able to serve you." As soon as he sat down, Shredded Radish heard the embarrassing voice of the waiter in this shop with keen eyes.
Looking at the source of the sound, Gaara is sitting on the chair upright, with a tight face.He still didn't speak, his hands on his lap clenched into fists.
The waiter couldn't help it. This strange guest with a gourd on his back might be a ninja from another country in the village, and he seemed very difficult to provoke.He could only give up first, and saw the new shredded radish, "My guest, what do you want to eat?"
Shredded radish whispered the name of the dish smoothly: "Chaixiang tofu, omelette, salmon miso soup, don't put radish in all of them." The waiter wrote it down and turned to leave.She hurriedly said again: "Give him the same dish as mine."
But even though he lowered his voice, Gaara seemed to be aware of it, tilted his head slightly, and turned his light blue eyes to the corner of his eyes to look this way.
The waiter left quickly, and after a while, the food was delivered, with a bowl of white rice as a bonus.Steaming and smelling delicious.
Shredded radish was picking up chopsticks to eat, and there was only one person sitting across from the small square table.It was Kakashi holding the book in one hand, which just happened to completely block her vision of Gaara.
"...Are you coming to eat?"
"No, I'll wait for you to come home after eating."
"I'm still angry."
"...So I bought this for you." Kakashi opened a page of the book, and lifted a cage covered with black cloth under his hand. "It contains what you need."
☆、No.40 Four hits named genius
what? What?
Luo Bosi stood up and reached to lift the cloth on the cage.Inside lay a fox with yellow fur on its side, holding a dark brown tail, and its exposed face was facing the opened place.This fox has two triangular ears hanging down, two white hairs like eyebrows, and its eyes are closed, forming two black lines.The pointy black nose was no longer wet, and it was obviously dead.
Emma, do you want Kakashi to be so considerate, I am so moved to tears.
"Thank you." When the desired item was delivered to him, Radish was very happy, but he was a little puzzled, "How did you know that I needed an animal's carcass?"
"Naruto said your dog is dead." Kakashi put down the cage in his hand, looked at the book in his hand, and said casually, "It may be a bit complacent to say that... But when I was Naruto's age, I He has become a jonin, so he still has the ability to analyze intelligence."
"Don't think I have a chance to adore you by saying that, you bastard genius!" Don't say it if you know it will look complacent Dear teacher, it will make someone who is currently Naruto's age start to doubt life!After squinting at Kakashi fiercely, shredded radish buried himself in the meal.
It can't be resolved quickly, Xiaobai, who has shown his loyalty, still doesn't know where he is squatting.
After only picking up half a bowl of rice and finishing half of the food, Shredded Radish called the waiter to pay the bill.Before leaving, I wanted to take a look at Gaara's situation, but Kakashi didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, blocking her side, strictly, without leaving any room.
After they walked out the door side by side, the waiter felt a strong discomfort behind him before the money in his hand was warmed up.Looking back, the guest carrying the gourd turned into sand and disappeared, leaving behind a pile of dregs that might be able to be assembled into a small square table and meals.Thinking about it with fear, the waiter burst into tears.
After coming out of the restaurant, it was already dark, Radish took the cage from Kakashi, and said, "I'm going to find Xiaobai in the woods now, and give him the body of this fox."
"En." Kakashi took the time to break away from the plot of the book, and responded lazily.
"I'll be back soon." After saying that, Radish said, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Seeing her turn her head to look over, Kakashi bent his right eye as if in a good mood, raised his hand and said, "Yo."
This made it clear that it was the rhythm to follow, and Luo Bosi directly returned the cage in his hand: "You take this."
The two came to the grove one after the other, and landed on the open space of the first survival exercise.Xiaobai, who is just a bead, is shining happily, dangling on the hero monument.Seeing the shredded radish, Zhu Zi flew over and said flickeringly, "Master, you are here. Master Xiaobai misses you so much."
"En." Radish took the cage from Kakashi, squatted on the grass, lifted the black cloth to open the cage, and poured out the fox carcass inside.
"Aww, I'm not mistaken, this is the body of a fox. Master, you are awesome. Did you find it specially? I love you and am willing to dedicate everything to you!" The light on the bead became brighter, eager to try To rush into the fox's corpse.
Kakashi put his hands in his trouser pockets, and stood lazily behind the shredded radish, with interest in the eyes of the dead fish.
"If you don't look for you, you have to die for me." Luo Bosi said as she pinched the beads and stuffed them like a fox's corpse.Visible to the naked eye, the bead touched the fox's body, slowly sinking in as if being sucked in.When the beads disappeared completely, the yellow fox opened its eyes and began to hop happily.
When you're done, shredded radish claps her hands and stands up.But the cheerful yellow fox stopped suddenly, and let out a pitiful and depressed wail: "Oh, oh, oh...Master, I want to return the goods, I don't want to stay in the body of the female fox! I want to attack..."
Seeing Xiaobai start to roll around on the grass, Radish turned back to look at Kakashi reflexively.
Kakashi was hazy under the moonlight, his silver curled hair swaying in the wind.The right eye is still smiling, and even the words are full of joy: "Okay? You have an exam tomorrow, so go back."
After speaking, Kakashi stretched out his hand and waited quietly.
Asking what was going on with such a small pride after the success of the plan, Luo Bosi suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.After getting along for a long time, I forget that Kakashi will be cautious. I said many times before that I want to □ Xiaobai. It turns out that it is true.
Isn't it too late for the legendary gentleman to take revenge for ten years?
After living together, she doesn't seem to have offended Kakashi, right?Before subconsciously ignoring it, she had made a face to Kakashi, and Radish nodded, and passed her hand into Kakashi's.
Xiaobai, who was still rolling, looked at the two leaving figures with tears in his eyes, and understood a fact in seconds.He jumped up neatly and followed Kakashi's feet, his tail drooping low.
When I got home, the clock on the wall showed that it was already ten o'clock, and I was a little sleepy, so I took my clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.After washing, she came out yawning, ran to the upstairs room, jumped into bed, covered herself with the quilt and was ready to sleep.His eyelids were already heavy, but he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.
Not long after, she heard the door being opened, and Kakashi, who smelled like soap, sat by the bed and said, "Xiaosi, you're not asleep."
Luo Luosi suddenly felt something was wrong, hugged the quilt tightly and rolled it up, and replied lazily: "En."
"I said... don't expect anything." Kakashi rubbed the hair of the frowning girl on the bed, and said seriously, "Tomorrow's exam will be held in the forest of death, it will be a life-threatening exam, you must do your best Go all out. I don't want to see you or them get hurt, you understand?"
"...En." Waving her hands above her head, Luo Bosi agreed, "Good night, Kakashi."
"Good night, Xiaosi."
After listening to Kakashi's voice, there was no problem sleeping.In the early morning of the next day, she went downstairs in good spirits, ate her breakfast, and led Kakashi to the outside of the so-called death forest.
Standing not far from the meeting point, the Death Forest is really a large forest, surrounded by a layer of barbed wire, and the density of towering trees inside is relatively high.All kinds of beasts are infested in this kind of place, and the organizer of the second examination room is really well-intentioned.
After looking at the venue, shredded radish decisively decided to bring Xiaobai along.
The yellow fox received the call and stood obediently at her feet.Kakashi just nodded, patted her head and disappeared.She just walked to the side of her little friend in the crowd, and Xiao Bai at her feet immediately showed her true colors, wagging her tail and squinting her fox eyes, looking for someone who is seductive.
"Ah, good morning, Xiaosi." Naruto poked his nose, and when he looked down, he saw Luobosi's new pet, "Oh Xiaosi, why do you like pets recently? Is this named Xiaohuang?"
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☆、No.40 five hits named lock
Before shredded radish had time to answer, the yellow fox's fur was all standing on end, it bared its small teeth, narrowed its narrow eyes, opened its mouth and said, "What little yellow, you are covered in shit and yellow shit, you should be called little yellow fox." yellow."
Being called shit yellow by a yellow fox, Naruto looked at his sleeves and trouser legs, bent his face to Xiaobai, frowned and said loudly: "Why am I orange, it's not you It's yellow shit. In comparison, you look more like you, you yellow shit fox!"
"What are you talking about? Labor and capital have fascinated thousands of boys and girls, a pretty fox, what's wrong with him?" Xiaobai retorted loudly, facing Naruto's squinted eyes.A seemingly invisible electric current flickered between their gazes, and in the next second, the people and foxes rolled into a ball and fought.
In the eyes of these two bastards, does she still stand beside her?
Radish shreds grabbed Naruto's collar with one hand, and pinched Xiaobai's nape with the other.The strengthened body was comparable to Hercules, and it directly lifted the feet of the two bastards off the ground.The astonished two yellow objects sweated on their foreheads, turned their necks stiffly, and saw the sweet smiling face of the short-haired girl.
"Let me remind you first, I have already promised Mr. Kakashi that no one in the seventh class will be injured in this exam. But, it's just this task, Naruto, Jun and stupid, bastard~ " Specially spit out the names of the two bastards word by word, Luo Bosi moved the two yellow objects closer together, and put his face together, "Scatter, under the sunny leadership of my Lord Luo Bosi, don't carelessly find each other After the shining point, shake hands and make peace."
The two yellow objects squeezed out smiles from their faces, and the same narrowed eyes came together, and the unscrupulous Xiaobai stretched out his paws first, and made a friendly speech: "Young Naruto, I see your bones are amazing, and you are dressed in a fashionable way. , low-key, luxurious and connotative, and I have an indissoluble bond with Xiaobai at first glance, let's get along with each other from today~"
"Is...really? I also think Xiaobai, you look very familiar, the color of the fur looks very handsome, and it's no problem to get along with each other haha~" Naruto also looked at the eyes that shredded radish kept looking at him. He gave up his integrity and held onto Xiaobai's paw.
"Very good, that's what we want." Satisfied with the cooperation of the two bastards, Luo Bosi let go of his hand, and when he looked up, he saw all kinds of shocked faces around him.
Mom... Damn, you weren't ladylike enough just now, right?Look at these eyes looking at female men, it is simply tiring and unloving.
Hey, it seems that I have never defined myself as a lady.
Thinking about it this way, Luo Bosi readily accepted the eyes of the people around her who said "Girl, I think you are a man", raised her chin to give them a noble and glamorous glance, and stroked the broken hair by her ear: "Why, you Do these stupid human beings have any opinion on my lord? Come to fight if you don’t accept it?”
The arrogant words successfully turned the safety yellow name of the people around them into the active red name of attack, and malicious eyes were projected on Luosi from all directions.
Sakura, who was still a little scared at the side, looked at the people around her who had become less friendly, and said with a twitch, "Should I say that he is really a playmate who grew up with Naruto? This kind of thing that turns everyone into enemies The characteristics are exactly the same."
"Hmph, so what if they're all enemies? I'm not a coward who only accepts protection." Sasuke looked around the shredded radish indifferently, and walked in the direction of shredded radish.It was just that he took two steps, and there was the sound of some kind of sharp weapon piercing through the air from the barbed wire fence, and he went straight for the shredded radish.
Too fast!
He clearly knew that this was an attack from an unknown enemy, but Sasuke, who had already discovered it, found that he had no time to react, and the sharp weapon that pierced the sky grazed Radish's face, and then flew by the side of a certain long-haired woman, and then Nailed into the ground.
That was a kunai.
Along with this kunai, there was a woman in a khaki windbreaker, standing behind Radish, and said with a bold smile: "Haha, that Kakashi will also teach such ignorant students ? It seems that you still don’t know the horror of the Death Forest, but it’s a good place for you to shed more of my favorite blood~”
As the woman spoke, she raised her hand with a happy expression, and touched the blood that flowed from the face of the shredded carrot that was scratched by Kunai.
At this moment, Luo Bosi had a strange expression, squinted her eyes and twisted her body twice before she said, "Oh oh oh oh, master, this woman is so sexy, I want it so much, she will definitely be able to play a lot of tricks on the bed!"
Nimei's Xiaobai's integrity must have been stuffed into his ass by him, it's really out of grade to say such disgusting words!When Kun Wu was thrown out by that woman, he and Xiaobai used the contract to switch places, and then transformed Xiaobai into his own appearance, so that he could stand aside calmly and lowered his sense of existence. Radish shredded his forehead and sighed: " Can you put a lock on that mouth of yours?"
"I prefer the owner who locks other places!" Xiaobai returned to the appearance of a little fox, his petite body flexibly rolled in mid-air, and then lay down on the ground, carefully combing the severed part with his paws. hair.
At this time, the examiner of the second exam, Mitarai Anzuki, maintained the posture of circling the person just now, with his eyes wide open.She wanted to say something, but there was a murderous look behind her, and she immediately slipped out Kunai from her sleeve again, turned around and attacked.
A dark red tongue with a forked front, curled up with Kunai and stretched out: "This one, I'll give it back to you."
"Thank you for sending it here." Mitarai Anko was very upset, and took Kunai, "But don't stand behind me full of murderous intent, if you don't want to die."
The long-tongued girl wearing a bamboo hat withdrew her tongue, glanced at shredded radish, and smiled all over her face: "Because I saw such a wonderful scene, and you cut off my cherished hair again, I couldn't help but get excited."
Surrounded by a cold feeling!
Luo Bosi noticed that the long-tongued woman looked over and felt uncomfortable all over.But when the long-tongued girl turned around, she immediately smiled.There is a bow tied with a thick purple rope around the waist of the long-tongued woman, which inevitably reminds people of someone whose suspenders have been cut off.If you have a chance, you must check it out!
After she made this decision in her heart, she immediately met a pair of shining blue eyes: "Hey, Xiaosi, can you copy such a long tongue? I tried it and I couldn't do it at all."
Pushing away Naruto's expectant face and thinking about the dark red tongue with a forked tip, Radish just felt sick: "What's the point of having a tongue like a snake, you idiot."
Naruto saw that there was no hope for shredded radish to stretch his tongue, so he tried his best to stretch his tongue again, and whispered: "Maybe it will be very convenient..."
It's convenient, sister, it's convenient!
Not wanting to deal with the whimsical Naruto anymore, Luo Bosi urged: "It's about time for the second exam, examiner."
Mitarai Anko nodded, as if she didn't care about the missed attack just now.Still smiling, she passed by Radish, and said regretfully, "Although you are indeed capable, there are quite a few powerful people this time. I really look forward to what you will look like when you really bleed, No. [-] Newcomer."
"It's better for you to place your expectations on others, after all, I don't intend to bleed." Just kidding, she promised Kakashi, so she must do it, okay?
"Haha, that would be the best." Mitarai Anko walked up to the barbed wire and picked up a stack of papers, "I will hurry up as requested, you all sign this agreement first, the second exam will be a deadly exam, I don't want to take it responsibility."
The consent forms were passed on one by one, and Mitarai Anko then took out a topographical map. Although he had already said that it would be faster, he still gave a long introduction because of too many rules.
The second exam is to grab the scrolls. The scrolls are divided into two types: heaven and earth. These two types of scrolls will be distributed to 26 groups of candidates on the spot.One half takes the scroll of the sky, and the other half takes the scroll of the earth.In the exam where quitting is not allowed, first of all, it is necessary to ensure that members of a group have both types of scrolls at the same time, and it is also necessary to ensure that no one in the group loses combat ability or dies, and no one peeks at the contents of the scrolls.If you meet the above two conditions and reach the most central tower on the map within five days, you will pass the exam.
After the lecture, Mitarai Anko gave all candidates time to consider signing.
Radish shreds didn't even look at it, just wrote the name on it, and leaned against the hair scroll, waiting for Naruto and the others to come over.Xiaobai has pestered the examiner recklessly, but now his side is very clean.
It is easier to pass the time while sleeping alone. As soon as she closed her eyes, she felt someone approaching.
The steps are light and the breathing is steady.
The man stopped in front of her without moving a step.
There is a familiar smell in the wind, which is the existence that has been very close.
I love Luo.
She didn't use her eyes to see, but she could perceive it more clearly because she was used to the dark.
In the darkness in front of him, the red-haired boy was standing not far away, the crimson love letter on his forehead on the left side was extremely obtrusive, and the light blue eyes were as calm as a piece of emerald of a different color.After standing like this for a while, the boy's lips moved.
Why, little angel couldn't help but want to speak first?
"Gara, three people need to get the scroll together, what's so interesting about a woman like an idiot." Before Gaara could speak, Kankuro's voice sounded first.
Shredded radish took out Kunai from the trouser leg, concentrated Chakra and threw it towards Kankuro's mouth.Kankuro wanted to dodge, but Gaara, who was standing in front of Radish, turned his head around with murderous eyes.
It was at this glance that Kankuro stayed where he was, unable to avoid Kunai, his chin was wiped, and blood flowed out.
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☆、No.40 Six hits named pity
Kunai hits the target, and shredded radish faces Kankuro's direction, opening his eyes, there is no warmth in the bright black eyes.If it wasn't for this guy, Gaara would have spoken a long time ago, okay?
"biang~" She raised her hand to make a shooting motion, then blew on her index finger, moved a little farther away, and then closed her eyes to rest.
"You're looking for death." Kankuro, who didn't know the meaning of the movement, twisted his face, and raised his hand to untie the puppet behind him.
Gaara's complexion became even uglier, his light blue eyes seemed to be covered with ice, and he flashed to Kankuro in an instant, and said in a childish voice, "That guy is mine."
"What... what?" The brain didn't understand Gaara's meaning, Kankuro thought for a while and guessed, "Gara, you don't think you have a crush on that woman, do you?"
"Shut up, or I'll kill you." Gaara exuded a murderous aura that didn't want money, which successfully made Kankuro break out in cold sweat.
"...If it looks like it, I'll take a fancy to it, just tie it back to the village... Well." Before Kankuro could finish his death sentence, Temari on the side pressed his mouth.
With a new understanding of Kankuro's stupidity, Temari dragged him aside and whispered, "Idiot, Gaara means he's going to kill that woman."
Kankuro insisted: "You don't understand men, Gaara's eyes are not murderous."
"Anyway, we don't care about this matter, Gaara knows it well." Glancing at the shredded radish over there, Temari chose to play it safe.From the day I saw this girl named Radish, Gaara did not behave very normally. Could it be that they really knew each other before?Impossible, there has never been a person named Luobosi in the village.
Kankuro was also looking at shredded radish, but what he was thinking was different from Temari.As a man, Gaara's vision is really not very good. This shredded radish with a rustic name is rustic and short, and has no charm at all.
Knowing that all Gaara trio are looking at me, but I don't know that I have been complained by Gaara's companions.Shredded radish hugged her arms, and couldn't help but bend the corners of her mouth.
As expected, the little angel couldn't bear it any longer. It seemed that he took the initiative to find him, which would happen in a short time.But is it really okay to be so shy with such a personality?Recalling the image of Gaara's little bun blushing in his mind, shredded radish was even more excited.
This kind of emotion that activates the brain lasts until after receiving the scroll of the sky and entering the forest of death through a separate door, it still exists.And, the degree is still rising.
So she walked in the front, humming an unknown tune, and carefully observed the surrounding environment.
The old trees in the forest have huge canopies, and the sunlight can only come in through some gaps in the canopy.That's all, the light in the forest can only be just enough to see things, and it's still a little dark.This makes the air humid and smelly, with sticky green moss covering the tree trunks.
Unlike shredded radish, who was in a happy mood, the other three were more or less nervous.Especially after hearing the wailing sound coming from nowhere, Xiao Sakura turned her head nervously: "Who was it that screamed just now?"
The footsteps of the four people stopped at the same time, and Luo Bosi picked out his ears, not paying attention: "They called them, and it has nothing to do with us."
"Yes... yes, Xiao Si is right." Naruto agreed with Luo Bosi's statement, and then stepped aside, "I suddenly want to pee."
Seeing that Naruto was already unbuttoning his belt, Luo Bosi chuckled and asked, "I mean Naruto, are you planning to show your little brat in public?"
Naruto blushed with embarrassment at the word "little guy", and quickly ran to an unseen place in the distance for convenience.As soon as he left, a ball of yellow came to the feet of Luo Bosi: "Master, when I came here, I saw a lot of giant snakes in this forest. They seem to have received some orders, and they are rushing here."
Hearing that there was a giant snake, the image of the long-tongued girl flashed into Si Luobo's mind instantly.So they are the first target of the gossip girl.What a nuisance, it would be too bad if Gaara didn't have time to entertain when Gaara came.
"Ah, is what Xiaobai said true?" The giant snake was still too scary for a girl, Sakura shuddered, and couldn't help imagining how much Xiaobai had in his mouth.
Radish patted Sakura on the shoulder, comfortingly said: "What are the giant snakes afraid of? Let me tame it and make it your pet."
Snakes should be more fun to fight with snakes, but I don't know if the real snake is stronger or the fake snake is better.
Having already made a decision, shredded radish waited for Naruto to come and complete the idea.So as soon as Naruto appeared rubbing his lower abdomen, she immediately went up to her and said enthusiastically, "Naruto, you are back, and I just need your help."
At this time, Sasuke, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "Xiaosi! He..."
"I know he will definitely do me this little favor, right, Naruto-kun?" After taking Sasuke's words, Luo Bosi smiled, "Xiaobai."
A faint smile also appeared on Sasuke's face, and he waited with his arms folded and did not speak again.
So, just as Naruto wanted to express his opinion on this little favor, a yellow figure jumped from his head to his feet, bound him tightly, and even his mouth was strangled.The freshly baked bait was hung on the tree, and the radish, along with Sakura and Sasuke, hid on the tallest tree trunk and waited.
"Master, I think the smell of meat must be exuded to be attractive." Xiaobai narrowed his narrow eyes, licked his paws, and suggested, "I'll strip him naked."
Turnip shreds nodded and spread out her hands: "After stripping off, go find your little yellow friend."
Just kidding, the comrades who are being served by Xiaobai under the paws are too underestimating the love of their partners. As soon as Naruto appeared, she felt the difference in her soul.As the protagonist, Naruto's soul is as warm as the sun.
A few seconds later, there was a large pile of white rags on the ground.Right above the rags, the comrade who was struggling to maintain his appearance with Chakra felt the cold wind and shed two lines of hot tears.
"It's so cool when the wind blows penises~ It's so refreshing when the wind blows chrysanthemums~" After finishing everything, Xiaobai retired, singing obscene songs and disappearing among the trees.
Not long after, a giant snake appeared in the sight of Luo Bosi and the others.Its body is as thick as the big tree they live in, and the distance between the trees can be ignored by extending its head. The snake vomits and accepts the letter, and slowly crosses one big tree after another.
Such a big snake must be cool to use as a mount, but the body temperature is a little low.
Having already tagged the giant snake with its belongings, Luo Bosi grabbed the rope in his hand tightly, planning to throw it out immediately after the snake entered the range that could be entangled.
Closer, closer!The bound comrades were honored to face the giant snake's vertical pupils, and began to shake their bodies crazily.
Seeing that the giant snake was about to approach, the body of the giant snake froze suddenly, and the huge snake body fell from the tree trunk it was clinging to.Some holes appeared on the huge triangular head, and some red-stained fine sand leaked out of it, obviously this was a fatal injury.
The dead giant snake fell to the ground, and after a loud bang, three figures appeared on its head.
The leader carried a sand gourd that was taller than himself, and looked up at the strangely shaped person who was tied up with a rope with a straight face.There were some cloth strips wrapped around this person's body, as well as the scars accidentally scratched by the animal's claws. All the important parts were exposed, tears flowed, and his ugly face was exposed.
If it wasn't for insisting not to speak first, and being held by Sasuke's arm when he stood up, Radish really wanted to cover Gaara's eyes for the first time to prevent him from seeing the filth.
Ah, what a sin, the cute little angel should wash his eyes!
When Luo Bosi thought this way, Gaara had already opened his mouth, and spit out cruel words that did not match his voice: "Sand binds the coffin, sand waterfall funeral!" Matching the trick name in his mouth, he stretched out his hand and clenched it suddenly .
The poor comrade, who didn't even show his true face in front of the target, turned into dross, and the blood on his body was scattered into the ground along with the spreading sand.
Gaara's eyes stayed on the place where shredded radish was hiding after finishing dealing with the person who was uncomfortable looking at the top of his head.After a while, he raised his hand, part of the sand in the gourd flew out and condensed: "Such a little blood is not enough for Shura, I want more and more."
"What's the matter Gaara, that person has become like that, and he doesn't have a scroll on him." Kankuro said anxiously, "We should find another target."
"Scroll or something with me
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