[Transformers] Short Stories

His spaceship hit the surface of the planet head-down, gliding for tens of meters with inertia, and finally stopped after kicking up a large piece of soil.

Hot Rod jumped down and staggered a few steps forward. After fleeing the accident zone, he sat on a rock with one leg propped up and the other hanging down, checking his internal communications.The background is a dilapidated spaceship that is smoking and exploding sparks, the black sky, the brown land, and in the distance are rolling hills and yellow sand tumbling in the wind.

Hot Rod had a long, long, long comm list, long enough for him to reach every Autobot from Optimus Prime down to a police car, but a list he could chat for help was another matter.

First of all, you can’t send a message to a TF that you’ve only contacted a few times, asking them to pick you up or something, you haven’t gotten to know this well, even if the other party is lovable, lenient and amiable, it’s—no, no, Autobots Very busy, everyone is very busy.

This reason made Hot Rod rule out more than half of the names including Jack. Over the Mountain is very friendly, Ironhide is very friendly, and Bumblebee is very friendly, but, too rash, no.

Big Brother is the eternal spiritual pillar of Autobots.So, no.You can't ask a leader who is busy with everything, what to do if he is in distress, for God's sake, he already has enough important news to hear.

cup?spring?Of course, of course.But yours isn't serious enough to bother Thunder Rescue, it's just a wreck, you're depressed, you feel like a failure, but it's all about you, and to others, it's just a normal wreck , if the Thunder Rescue Team was needed at this level, then this team would have been exhausted and disbanded long ago.

What's more, Hot Rod didn't want them to know that he was in such a mess right now.Come to think of it: you know each other well, but not so well that you share your difficulties.

Hot Rod only wanted them to know that he was living a chic life and not bad, so it was good to keep this impression.

Relatives and friends?God.

Hot Rod slapped himself in the middle of his visor. He didn't understand why he hadn't deleted Niang's communication numbers. He should have done so, but he didn't. He forgot. Talk about procrastination or something.These things don't help in a difficult situation, they just make him more annoying, messier, and feel worse in the wind howling over the audio receiver.

Tightrope?No.

Slag?No, what's the difference between that and direct contact with the tightrope?

Sark giant?hehe.

……

Also, there is...

Hot Rod knows, of course he knows who he wants to contact the most. When you have a most wanted choice in your brain module, then the other choices must be negative plus negative.But the most desired choice is not the best choice.Even if he did whatever he wanted, he couldn't imagine how to say the first sentence.

"Dear Executor Tirrest, do you still remember me? I'm Bombermaniac Fever, guess what? My spaceship had an accident and crashed into a Pushen in a lost galaxy Know where the planet is..."

No!How stupid!

This string of crappy word combinations emerged from time to time in Hot Rod's brain module, making him unable to think about anything else. In the end, Hot Rod switched to another number. It wasn't the best, but it could temporarily attract his attention and make him stop thinking about it. Waste the processor on an infinite loop of "send a message to Celestials and nothing" stupidity.

Before the overfilled hot concentrate rushed up the brain module, Hot Rod's internal line connected the string of numbers.

[Channel [-]: Hello?anyone there? ]

[Channel [-]: Hey! ]

[Channel [-]: Hey? ]

no reply.At this moment, Hot Rod had calmed down quite a bit, stood up and stretched his waist to move his joints, and the insider suddenly responded.

[Channel [-]: It's Dodomi - no, no, who are you? ]

Hot Rod sat down again, this time on the ground, with his back against the rock.

[Channel [-]: I am a shipwreck, I had an accident, my spaceship crashed somewhere...]

[Channel [-]: How do you know this number? ]

[Channel [-]: I'm typing on the keyboard, you know, just dialing random numbers. ]

[Channel one: ...]

[Channel [-]: I think you're lying! ]

Even though he knew he couldn't see him, Hot Rod made a face.

[Channel [-]: Okay, okay, you caught me!you win!I found your number in Astronomy's spaceship, really, I'm so curious, he wrote your number on the screen, you know?Private emails, God, can you imagine him having private emails too? ]

[Channel [-]: You entered Celestial's spaceship?Have you seen his personal emails? ! ]

[Channel [-]: I didn't mean to, there is no way out, you understand?When an Autobot has no way to go, they dare to go into Megatron's spaceship-like now, I have no way to go, so I thought, try this series of numbers, in case the opposite side A friendly, lovely, gracious...]

[Channel [-]: Your behavior is completely illegal!Why didn't Tong Tianxiao arrest you! ]

[Channel [-]: ... Oh, it seems that I am thinking too much.So, which onion are you?Such a high-sounding lesson to me! ]

There was silence on the other side, and it took a long time for Hot Rod to discover new information.

[Channel [-]: Who are you? ]

[Channel [-]: Aha!I won't tell you my name unless you show me the way to escape from here. ]

[Channel [-]: Find a way to go by yourself! ]

The other party broke the connection, and Hot Rod ground his teeth heavily.

Hot Rod is galloping on this planet. This planet is almost deserted, and the detectors have not found any life forms. This is a rare and completely uncivilized planet.

In other words, the planet was boring and no fun, so Hot Rod turned his attention to the inside line again, intending to harass the other party with endless chatter until he figured out why the number appeared in Celestial's private email.

[Channel [-]: I'm going to name it 'Fire Star', because I was the first to discover it, and I have the right to name it...]

[Channel [-]: Pushen, the night here is so long, I thought it would be dawn long ago, but luckily I don’t need to charge yet]

[Channel [-]: Guess what?I almost fell into a deep pit just now, the ground suddenly sank, it turned out that there was sand]

……

There was no response from the other party. Out of boredom, Hot Rod began to let himself talk nonsense.

[Channel [-]: Aren't you going to care about me?Pushen, do you think Tong Tianxiao will encounter this kind of situation?When catching a prisoner, I fell on an unknown planet, searched through the address book, didn't know who to call, and finally found someone who could talk, but the other party was as cold as you. ]

[Channel [-]: Although Tongtianxiao itself is very cold]

[Channel [-]: Tong Tianxiao will definitely not be able to find someone to talk to. If he falls on this planet like me and is alone and helpless, no one will go to him.I'm different from him, as soon as I send a message, everyone will come over, shouting and hugging, welcoming me into their small group, I just don't want to send. ]

[Channel [-]: No, no, no, I lied to you, without everyone, now——I only have you. ]

[Channel [-]: Tong Tianxiao is really super cold, I told him, I have no choice, guess what?He said it had nothing to do with arresting you.Hey, you two look alike! ]

[Channel [-]: No, I am not like Tong Tianxiao, not at all! ]

[Channel [-]: Wow!You replied to me! ]

Reba sprints, transforms, and sits cross-legged again to focus on sending and receiving internal messages.

[Channel [-]: Really?Sounds like you don't like Celestia?I thought you guys were on good terms, you know, private email, private number. ]

[Channel 712: No, that's just a record, in fact I'm on Celestial's blacklist, number C-511-[-], the reason I didn't get caught is... I think my ranking is too low. ]

[Channel [-]: Cool!What are you doing?As far as I know, even money owed to him can be blacklisted]

[Channel [-]: I don't... you owe Tongtianxiao money? ]

[Channel [-]: Well, well, well, this is pretty cool!I kept waiting for when he thought of trying to get me, he tried to grab me, then he gave up. ]

[Channel One: Yes, too busy. ]

[Channel One: So you and I can take a breather!Hey, so what crime have you committed? ]

[Channel [-]: I sell enriched nuclei, but was intercepted by Tong Tianxiao.On the way back we were attacked and I took advantage of the chaos to escape. ]

[Channel [-]: Concentrate what? ]

[Channel [-]: Nucleon, condensed nucleon. ]

[Channel [-]: So, you are a speculator?War profit?like a scam? ]

[Channel [-]: I won't say I'm 'like a fraud', I don't... I thought I could do something, it was a war that was raging across Cybertron, for the Mini King Kong, the only way to do it was to have powerful weapons In order to come in handy, the survival rate of Mini King Kong on the battlefield is very low. ]

[Channel [-]: So you're a miniature King Kong? ]

[Channel [-]: Hey?answer me? ]

[Channel [-]: If you're either too busy or angry]

[Channel [-]: Wait, can't you?You're angry?Get angry so easily? ]

[Channel [-]: Am I wrong?Hello?hello?So, when I go out from here, I'll buy you a drink?Right at the tavern at the end of the galaxy, it's awesome, and high-purity can blow your entire circuit. ]

[Channel [-]: I don't drink, and I don't think it's wise to destroy your own circuits with high purity. ]

[Channel [-]: Don't be silly, you shouldn't be thinking about being 'wise' when you step into a bar!May I recommend you a low alcohol sparkling wine when those bubbles are dancing in your mouth...heck! ]

[Channel [-]: I don't... what's wrong with you? ]

[Channel [-]: Aha!You are caring about me!You are worried!I mean, I shouldn't be talking to you about bars, now my mind is full of sparkling wine, uh, I really want to have a sip. ]

Hot Rod didn't want a sip, he wanted a bottle.ten bottles.Or enough to forget about the bad environment, about himself, about the stuff that's stuck in his chest, he paused, typing sullenly.

[Channel [-]: I really want to...I want to complain, you know?Do you like to complain?Who gave the Celestial Dawn the power to arrest us?Judge us?It's just—tiring.He's high up, reminding us we have to pay the price, but where was he when I was dying?How can a person who is not the savior have the right to judge? ]

[Channel [-]: I don't do it, complaining will reduce efficiency.And, no need to care about the reason, when you go to court, all they see is your crime - this is just what Tong Tianxiao told me, maybe I, maybe, not so...]

[Channel [-]: Of course not!You and me, us, against him! ]

[Channel One: I don't think I... are you still awake? ]

[Channel [-]: Silly question, I can't find energy drinks here again. ]

[Channel [-]: How are you doing now?Maybe I can help you if you agree to let me locate. ]

[Channel [-]: I don't mind, not at all. ]

After Hot Rod sent this message, he raised his head and looked at the sky, where it was still black, and he was the only one between the sky and the earth who still had some life. This is a bad planet, a common, ordinary, isolated planet in the vast universe. There is no regret about leaving here, and there is no need to stay here.

There was no reply from the other side, maybe the other party went to locate it, Repo flicked his fingers boredly, and started chatting again.

[Channel [-]: Who is Dodomi? ]

[Channel [-]: What? ! ]

[Channel [-]: I see you mistook me for him, 'Dodomi']

[Channel [-]: I'm not...sorry, I just made a typo, so excited...I mean, that's Domi...]

[Channel [-]: So his name is Domi? ]

[Channel [-]: I refuse to answer!You can't always probe my privacy like this. ]

[Channel [-]: So, if you were killed, would you ask this TF called 'Domi' for help? ]

[Channel One: I'm not going to do that, no.If I die, I will die quietly. ]

[Channel [-]: What? !Don't you struggle?Don't you grieve?Don't you yell a few times?Is there no one on your mailing list?When death comes, don't you try to shout at the sky twice without saying a word?Or did you forget to install the brain module when you came off the assembly line? ]

[Channel [-]: What do you think I should do?Like you, just randomly find a number that you don't know the details of, and dial it?No, I want an honorable sacrifice, worthy of...all of it. ]

[Channel [-]: I prefer to live vigorously, everything can only be done by living, not to mention that I didn’t just dial a number, but a number that appeared in Tongtianxiao’s private email! ]

[Channel [-]: I don't know... that personal email, have you read it?I'm just asking casually, you don't need to think hard...]

[Channel [-]: No, I just glanced at it and happened to write down this string of numbers. ]

[Channel [-]: Why are you dialing out? ]

[Channel [-]: I thought you had a good relationship with Tong Tianxiao.I will use all means to speak out to everyone until I can be rescued!It's just... this is the universe, there are no major events in the universe, and my situation is far from the point where I need to shout out. ]

[Channel [-]: I don't believe that you have no one to turn to, after all... I mean, you sound like a warm and cheerful person with a wide range of contacts. Such a person should not have friends. ]

[Channel [-]: Hahaha, well, the enthusiastic and cheerful person decided to go to the bar to have a cup of high purity after being rescued, are you sure you don't want to meet me?I'm smart and handsome, and I'll invite you, you won't regret getting to know me. ]

[Channel [-]: No... no, sorry, I have to reject you, your kindness, because... Celestial Dawn is still hunting me, I have to be cautious. ]

[Channel [-]: Don't apologize please, we are friends now! ]

[Channel [-]: Hey!I suddenly thought, maybe one day I can gather many companions, be a leader, lead everyone together, as long as any of you make a voice, I will hear it, whether it is open-minded or annoying...]

[Channel [-]: Will you join when the time comes?It starts with you, when you're in distress, be the first person to call on me, the kind of help you'll turn to. ]

[Channel [-]: I don't...maybe it's not allowed...I mean, it's not allowed...]

[Channel one: 'I don't'?Pushen, these two words really annoy me, next time I'll make you all say 'YES', listen up, I'm very persistent, I'll make you all say 'YES'! ]

Hot Rod uttered this sentence in a fit of anger, but re-watched it and thought it was ridiculous.He was just venting, because he was stuck here, he was stuck here and wanted to shout and the TF he wanted to notify the most didn't hear anything, so he simply vented his emotions on a string of numbers, in fact, he didn't hear anything Way, it's not anyone's fault.

The other party didn't reply, Hot Rod sat there, in the cold wind, under the night, on the cold and desolate planet, repeatedly switching on and off the internal line.

There is no answer, and it is not cool enough to say anything, and his energy reserves are getting lower and lower.

When he could barely hold himself down, a spaceship appeared overhead, sending a friendly signal.

Hot Rod was rescued by a Merchant spaceship, and the other party received a signal for help, and Hot Rod was sure that he hadn't sent any signal, so he charged up, replenished his energy, went to the bar as he planned, and ordered the one that would not burn out the circuit. High purity.

[Channel [-]: Hey, hello?Unknown Mr., you don't happen to be near me, do you? ]

[Channel [-]: No, what do you know? ]

[Channel [-]: Celestial is nearby. ]

[Channel one: ...]

[Channel [-]: I'm serious, stay out of this galaxy, if you get caught, tell me, I'll find a way to get you out of him. ]

[Channel [-]: I don't think that's a good idea, getting away is usually a plea...]

[Channel [-]: Huh—? ]

[Channel [-]: ...thank you...]

[Channel [-]: Nothing, I'm just that good! ]

After a long time, Hot Rod asked for help again, this time he was on the battlefield of Blue Star, everyone did their own thing, and he was no exception, and then he fell into the hands of the Sark giant.

[Channel [-]: I need support...]

[Channel [-]: Guess what?I'm about to be crippled by the Sark giant, and he has an army, a whole army!Scud wouldn't listen to me. ]

[Channel [-]: I need a heavyweight fighter, fresh, powerful, and invincible—even you can’t help this time, you’re just a businessman]

[Channel [-]: Hey, guess if I connect with Celestial, will he come over? ]

[Channel [-]: Just kidding, I just wanted to say, it's nice to have backup, really. ]

"You received my message. You really showed up." Hot Rod stared at Celestial in front of him, half of his visor was broken, but it didn't prevent him from opening his mouth like a fool.

[Channel [-]: Celestial Dawn has appeared! ]

[Channel [-]: I brought him here. ]

[Channel [-]: Are you caught by him? ]

[Channel [-]: ... No, we can't be in one place at the same time, no. ]

[Channel [-]: I have to... zizi...offline... zizi...]

Hot Rod went online once in the middle, and the display screen connected to the optical mirror was broken. He could feel a pair of powerful arms around him. If he hadn't learned to levitate, someone was hugging him.

Maybe it's all an illusion after going offline.

[Channel [-]: Hey, I was rescued, and now I am lying in the infirmary, and the medical officer's treatment has been enjoyable for millions of years. ]

[Channel [-]: Can I discuss with you about writing a thank you letter to Tong Tianxiao?To whom have you expressed… I mean, beyond a certain line…]

[Channel [-]: I don't know!Don't negotiate with me! ]

[Channel [-]: Oh, I didn't expect you to be a conservative. ]

[Channel One: That's all right. ]

Hot Rod stared at the messages they sent each other, he wrote, rewritten, and finally canceled all the messages.He didn't send out the thank you letter until he parted with Tong Tianxiao.But this does not prevent him from lying about some "success news" to another channel.

[Channel [-]: I sent the thank you letter! ]

[Channel [-]: What? !But I didn't...I mean, what did you write...I mean, there must be something wrong...etc]

The other party is offline.

Rodimus and Drift watched the new ship side by side.

"I still don't understand why Tong Tianxiao agreed to board the boat." Drift said, "I'm the first one to agree, do you understand what I mean? I think..."

[Channel [-]: Hey, I have a ship, a new adventure goal, and I have a cool speech tomorrow, will you come? ]

[Channel [-]: Although Tong Tianxiao is also on board, but according to the nonsense method Drift said, you can also get a pardon]

[Channel [-]: After all, even drifting has been pardoned]

[channel one:]

"Rodimus!" Drift raised his voice.

"What?" Rodimus turned his head and looked at him dully, "I'm sending an internal message."

"I know, I just didn't expect you to be so addicted to sending messages." Drift said, "Really, do you know that there is a word in the Blue Star movie, there is a word called 'online dating'?"

"What?" Rodimus showed a shocked face, as if he couldn't be slowed down.

Drift narrowed his optics: "Are you okay?"

"I—— not good. Unbelievable!" Rodimus squeezed out the words, and he strode away angrily, leaving his bewildered companion behind.

[Channel [-]: I can't go, sorry, I must solemnly decline your invitation.Rodimus]

When Rodimus rushed over murderously, Tong Tianxiao was lying on the deck of the new spaceship, ready to inspect every inch of it.

"Stop, stop what you're doing," Rodimus said.

"What happened?" Tong Tianxiao raised his head and asked vigilantly.

Rodimus squatted in front of him, staring at him sadly and angrily: "Do you really agree to set off with us?"

"I thought about it," Tong Tianxiao said calmly, "this may be the only way."

Rodimus accused: "Then you have to at least say 'YES', you have never been sure of me, Tong Tianxiao, at least you should say yes now, because you are on my boat! You are mine now!"

Tong Tianxiao almost straightened his body: "I don't understand what you're talking about?"

"Really? Really?" Rodimus glared at him, "Do you really think your nonsense like mini King Kong is useful? Admit it, you care about me, you are willing to help me, and received my help message You can't open your mind!"

"That's not nonsense..." Tong Tianxiao retorted instinctively, but after fully realizing what Rodimus was saying, he was stiff and at a loss, "Wait, what? How do you know—"

On the face of Rodimus, there was a triumphant smile of an anti-general.

"How long did it take you to find that thank you letter?" he asked rhetorically.

"Until just now." Tong Tianxiao admitted, "Listen, Rodimus, I didn't mean to hide it, you just didn't understand at all..."

"It's you who don't understand." Rodimus interrupted him, "I get it, and you're the only one who doesn't get it! Do you know my favorite way to ask for help? It's like this—"

He raised his voice sharply, and shouted in an earth-shattering high-pitched voice: "I'm in trouble! Old Tong!"

Tong Tianxiao rushed over in a posture that almost held Rodimus in his arms, and covered his mouth with his hands.

[Channel [-]: Hey, I know you still have a lot of secrets, but I'm not an idiot, I'm handsome, smart, able to fight and fight, you won't regret getting to know me—so, come on board? ]

[Channel [-]: Rodimus, what do you want...]

[Channel [-]: Huh—? ]

[Channel [-]: YES]

END.